#caleb red dead hcs

[starryeyed-apple]

Star, I am back with more caleb red dead hc thoughts bc the brainworm got to me again

I was thinking about the prop guns you mentioned in your fic, and I thought how cute would it be if they found water guns that kinda reminded them of gunslingin' cowboys!! I can imagine them playing in the stifling heat of summer, and caleb's shirt just gets absolutely soaked with water (because he always lets mc win lmaoo)

Then ofc this results in her ogling him because she can see the outline of his muscles under the wet shirt and he looks so FOINE. And caleb likes this a lot bc she's not thinking about arthur anymore 😌

He never allows gideon to join the water gun fights for this reason though LOLLL

IVYYYY HEHE TYSMMMM I love headcanons so much any time I get some from you in my inbox I’m jumping up and down with sm joy 🥹

Water gun cowboy fights is SO DANG CUTE you absolutely know they would. Her not thinking about Arthur anymore because of 😏 is definitely a huge incentive for it. The moment she starts spamming the praise horse button he’s pulling out the water guns and making her pause the game to go outside. “Gotta touch some grass, pipsqueak!”

GIDEONNN sobs my poor beloved Gideon always catching strays 😭 🤣 I know he’s so fit though no wonder Caleb doesn’t let him join in

Oh god but also imagine if those two logged onto red dead online together and made their own cowboys, got their own horses, Caleb sighing every time she puts a bounty on their heads. Gideon logging on too heheh. The way MC would hack both their accounts to style their cowboys too.

[i-am-a-bad-influence-writes]

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* = smut (don't engage if you're not 18)

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♡ Baldur's Gate 3 ♡

The one left behind - Halsin

Not man, Nor monster - Halsin

Mortality Defined - Halsin

I'm a rabid dirty dog, and I bite This is the starting point. Parts below is how different BG3 characters react. Halsin - Gale - Astarion - ???

Books on the road to Baldur's Gate

Sunlight – A complete history of the pale elf and the hero 

The grove in Baldur's gate – About Archdruid Halsin

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♡ Hogwarts Legacy ♡

nothing yet

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♡ Red Dead Redemption 2 ♡

Dear fellow traveller

Gossip

♡Like real people do♡

Summary: Arthur Morgan doesn't quite feel like a person sometimes. Most days he's just an outlaw, a killer, a thief, a bad excuse for a good time. He's been doing this so long; he isn't even sure if he ever wanted to do anything else in life. That is until a barmaid asks him to walk her home and suddenly he gets a slice of normalcy.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4, Epilogue

♡Wherever I rest my head is home if it's with you♡

Summary: Looking for gold is a men's world in a town run by women. The amounts of violence and suffering these men go through with the hope of getting rich is insanity. Gold fever broke marriages and relationships alike until the settlement was nearly all women.  It's a small settlement, nearly a small town, next to the Elysian Pool. Most men red hot with gold fever pass through to stock up on supplies before heading down to the mines near Beaver's Hallow or Annesburg.  The settlement has only one law set in stone, as lawmen do not want to come there, and it is praised like it was one of the ten commandments. You do not harm the women.

Part 1, Luck be with you

Part 2, At first sight

Part 3, On the hunt

[More coming if I have inspiration]

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♡ Love and Deepspace ♡

*Back against the wall - Xavier x Fem!Reader smut

What car would they drive - Zayne, Xavier, Rafayel, Sylus, Caleb

The little things, LADS HC's - Zayne, Xavier, Rafayel, Sylus, Caleb

Into my arms - Sylus x Reader fluff

Be mine - (late Valentines Day special) Zayne, Xavier, Rafayel, Sylus, Caleb

Caught up - Sylus x Reader angst&fluff

*Private lessons - Prof!Rafayel x reader smut

Pearly white - Rafayel x reader angst

♡ P*rn ☆ ♡

Summary: You have been following a spicy content creator by the name of Red Crow for some time now. Nothing could've prepared you for what would happen when he moves into the apartment next door. Sylus x Fem!Reader Also available on AO3

Warning! This story is meant for mature audiences. It contains sex, swear words, porn, smoking, intimate piercings, mentions of drugs, alcohol, mentions of domestic abuse, and other mature themes. Do not engage if you are under 18.

Introduction

Chapter 1, A familiar stranger

Chapter 2, Moving noises?

Chapter 3, After party

Chapter 4, Raw, next question

Chapter 5, Drive me crazy

Chapter 6, Fear and despair

Chapter 7, All of you

Chapter 8, A moment of bliss

Chapter 9, Guess who's back

Chapter 10, A Saturday well spend

Chapter 11, Repeat

Chapter 12, Vegetables and longing

Chapter 13, The great escape

Chapter 14, Silence after the storm

Social media posts

Epilogue

Ordinary

A story that takes place after "P*rn ☆" Summary: After seeing his best friend getting married to the love of her life, Zayne can't help but be a little jealous. He never had this feeling before. It's almost like he's longing for someone to love. At the wedding, she introduces him to a colleague who instantly forces him out of his comfort zone. Could this be love?  Zayne x Fem!Reader

Introduction, Wedding bells

Chapter 1, Outside the lines

Chapter 2, Paint-stained hands

Chapter 3, Coffee "date"

Chapter 4, Petrichor

Chapter 5, Preplanned spontaneity

Chapter 6, An invitation

Chapter 7, Rush

Chapter 8, Barely lucid

Chapter 9, Photorealism

Chapter 10, Blood and guts

Proper Etiquette

Summary: Your family is rich. Filthy rich. So rich that they bought titles for themselves and their children. Sadly, your parents want their titles to mean something and have an arranged marriage lined up for you. You told them you'd agree to it if you were allowed to live as a "commoner" for two years and if you'd find someone you loved who would marry you, you could. Surprisingly, they agreed. Only downside is that that deal was made 18 months ago and you really do not want to go back to that life.  Xavier x Fem!Reader Also available on AO3

Warning! This story is meant for mature audiences. It contains swear words, talk of violence, mentions of alcohol, drinking, and smoking, sex, and other mature themes. Do not engage if you are under 18.

Chapter 1, Whine and dine

Chapter 2, Moving fast

Chapter 3, Favors

Chapter 4, Sunday kind of love

Chapter 5, Proposal Day

[hiatus due to lack of inspiration]

Fire Safety For Dummies

Summary: You didn't expect your volunteer trip to a lakeside camp with your childhood friends, Zayne and Caleb, to turn into anything more than nostalgia, sleepless nights, and fights over who does the dishes. But when you meet some familiar faces alongside an enigmatic stranger, the week takes an unexpected turn.  Bonfire confessions, late nights, and tense mornings trip the group into intimate territory. Casually sharing stories of desire, spicy conquests, and buried feelings become the norm. Lines blur, butterflies emerge, and by the time the last ember starts burning out, something strange has grown.  They face a choice as bags get repacked much messier than they once were. Walk away or throw a new log on the fire. Rafayel x Xavier x Sylus x Caleb x Zayne x Fem!Reader Tara x Gideon x Jeremiah Soon available on AO3

Warning! This story is meant for mature audiences. It contains swear words, mentions of alcohol, drinking, and smoking, sex, and other mature themes. Do not engage if you are under 18.

Monday madness

Tuesday tyranny

Wednesday wonder

Thursday thunderstorms

Friday freedom

Saturday steam

Sunday sorrow

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[sleepingdeath-light]

psychopomp s/o hcs ; hunter

requested by ; anonymous (07/05/23)

fandom(s) ; the owl house

fandom masterlist(s) ; main | hunter-only

character(s) ; hunter wittebane

outline ; “hello! :D i would like to request! could you do golden guard! hunter x psychopomp reader hcs? + a small reaction if they have accessories like a deer skull, etc. thank you, love your works!<3”

warning(s) ; descriptions of animal corpses/parts thereof

note ; definition for those who, like me, didn’t know what a psychopomp was — “Psychopomps (from the Greek word ψυχοπομπός, psychopompós, literally meaning the 'guide of souls') are creatures, spirits, angels, demons or deities in many religions whose responsibility is to escort newly deceased souls from Earth to the afterlife.”

the first time you met was the first time he died — well, the first time he met you at least; you already knew him

several versions of him, in fact, from his originator, caleb, through all of the previous incarnations to him — the last of the golden guards

he was terrified and confused at first, going through every stage of grief at once — panicking without the heart or lungs to accommodate it as you just stood over him and tried to calm him down

and once he settled, hunter finally got a good look at you

at the deer skull obscuring your features and the mixture of animal skulls and bones that hung around your neck, adorned your wrists and outlined your waist

you should have scared him, but being a guiding spirit you didn’t — in fact he felt calmer than he’d ever been in life

and you two just stood in the void and spoke, old friends and strangers at the same time

he told you about the day of unity and about belos and you, in return, filled in the blanks about his predecessors and where he came from — about belos (well, phillip) and about everything you’d been told about him

you talked about the afterlife and what was going to happen to him — with you promising not to leave him until he was ready for you to do so

the mere seconds he lay dead felt like days as the two of you wandered and sat and laughed and cried — you helping him come to terms with his life and him helping you find humour in your role

but not all things are meant to last as you feel his soul slipping away — and in the last moment you have together, you remove the skull from your head and smile and promise that you’ll see him again

wishing him well as he’s thrown back into his body

and cradling the small red cardinal that had saved him in your hands, whispering the thanks of yourself and the dozens of not-quite-hunters that came before — making sure that the small carved creature knew its sacrifice was worth more than its weight in gold

that hunter was safe, that he had succeeded, and that he could finally rest

you could see the way it’s one good eye gleamed up at you, grateful, before it determinedly stood and flew off into the void, soul flickering away and leaving only a shimmering trail of green sparks in its wake

and, several years from then, but also barely a moment later, when the boiling isles have found something resembling peace, hunter wittebane would close up his palisman carving workshop at 5pm sharp (as he always did)

and he’d call briefly at the grave of an old friend, this time joined by a companion he hadn’t expected to see

same eyes, same hair, same skull held loosely under their arm

he’d greet you with a smile and joke about timing, and you’d assure him it wasn’t his — not quite yet — and he’d laugh and pull you into a hug

and you’d stay on the isles for a while after that — a lifetime or just a little beyond it — before returning fully to your duties and your realm

this time with a hand made band around your finger and a mortal soul, crafted from the land he grew up on, that refused to leave your side

and being a psychopomp became a job for two souls, not just one

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Masterlist

red-doll-face slasher blog masterlist!

Hello! Welcome to my blog! This is my masterlist, where you will find almost every piece I’ve written. Each piece has additional warnings at the top so please check those!

Updated: 07/21/21

A small legend: 

gn: gender-neutral

tm: trans masc

afab: assigned female at birth

f: fem reader

m: male reader

nsfw: content that is usually sexual in nature

hcs: headcanons

pieces: usually 180-1800 word drabbles

Slashers

Jason Voorhees

Hcs:

First Kiss gn

Giving a Lap Dance gn 

Slashers Getting Pampered gn 

Slashers x nervous Reader gn 

Jealousy hcs m

Slashers as DBD Killers gn

Pieces:

For you. f (mentioned) pt.1

Dedicated To You.  gn (no mentions of gender) pt.2

Sanguine gn

Mojito gn

Rob Zombies Michael Myers 

Hcs:

x clumsy goth Reader gn

x Reader (related to Loomis) gn 

Slashers x nervous Reader gn

Pieces:

Full Course gn slight nsfw

Michael Myers

Hcs:

Taking Care of Sick S/O gn

x Magical Girl!Reader gn despite prompt

Giving a Lap Dance gn 

Slashers Getting Pampered gn

Slashers x nervous Reader  gn 

Mark of Incision f nsfw  (a 6 chapter au for michael myers: a little ooc AO3 link)

Pieces:

locked in. pt.1 gn

keeper. pt.2 gn nsfw

Under a Blanket of Blue gn nsfw

Heavy Metals gn 

A Friend from Work gn

(There is another section for Michael below, the difference being Dead by Daylight standards bc I know some people don’t play this game. It’s not that good. 😔)

Bubba Sawyer

Hcs:

First Kiss gn

Sfw and Nsfw hcs f nsfw

Domestic Fluff hcs gn

x Magical Girl!Reader  gn

x Feral Alt s/o gn

Giving a Lap Dance gn 

Slashers Getting Pampered gn

Slashers x nervous Reader  gn

Pieces:

Right Action gn nsfw

Angst Prompt 37 gn

Free Room gn nsfw

Billy Lenz

Hcs:

Sfw and Nsfw hcs f nsfw

x shy goth Reader gn

x trans masc Reader tm 

x reader who loves plants gn 

Pieces:

Sleeping Dust Bunnies gn

Vulnerability gn nsfw

Lent tm

Angst Prompt 23 gn

Asa ‘The Collector’ Emory

Hcs:

x Detective!Reader gn

x Blind Singer!Reader gn

x Reader who attracts bugs gn

Pieces:

Lovely Letters gn

Anything gn

By Similar Methods gn

Catalogs gn

I Don’t Live Today gn

Thomas Brown Hewitt

Hcs:

First Kiss gn

Sfw and Nsfw hcs f nsfw

Slashers Getting Pampered gn

Slashers x nervous Reader gn

Jealousy hcs m 

Pieces:

In the Middle of May afab nsfw

Harry Warden

Hcs:

Nsfw hcs gn nsfw

x clumsy goth Reader gn

Slashers as DBD Killers gn

Pieces:

Light Headed gn nsfw

Daniel ‘Candyman’ Robitaille

Hcs:

x Reader with allergies gn

Brahms Heelshire 

Hcs:

Slashers as DBD Killers gn

Dead by Daylight Killers

Max ‘The Hillbilly’ Thompson Jr.

Hcs:

First Kiss gn

Sad Hc gn 

Frank ‘The Legion’ Morrison

Hcs:

Nsfw hcs gn nsfw

x Male s/o with a dog m

Killers x sweet Reader gn 

Pieces:

Red Strings gn

Snow Blind afab nsfw 

Michael ‘The Shape’ Myers

Hcs:

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Pieces:

My Blue Heaven gn pt.1

Blues in the Night gn pt.2

Drabbles gn

Sad Hc gn

Danny ‘The Ghostface’ Johnson

Hcs:

x Magical Girl!Reader  gn

x Male s/o with a dog m 

Killers x sweet Reader gn

Pieces:

Bargaining with the Devil gn nsfw

Nothing More  gn

Drabbles gn 

Anna ‘The Huntress’

Pieces:

Kiss Prompt 11 gn

Kiss Prompt 47 gn

Kiss Prompt 50 gn

Drabbles gn

Evan ‘The Trapper’ Macmillan

Hcs:

x Male s/o with a dog m

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Sad Hc gn

Pieces:

Drabbles gn

Susie ‘The Legion’

Hcs:

Nsfw hcs gn nsfw

Pieces:

Fluff Prompt “Can I uh kiss you?”  gn

Pretty Little Black Eyes gn NSFW

Amanda ‘The Pig’ Young 

Hcs: 

Sad Hc gn

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Pieces:

Fluff Prompt “Are you tired? Here, I’ll carry you the rest of the way.” gn

Angst Prompt 17 gn 

Joey ‘The Legion’ 

Hcs: 

Killers x sweet Reader gn

Philip ‘The Wraith’ Ojomo 

Hcs: 

Killers x sweet Reader  gn 

Sad Hc gn

Kiss hcs + blurb gn 

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Pyramid Head ‘The Executioner’

Pieces:

A Case of Bleeding Flesh gn

Sad Hc gn

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Kazan ‘The Oni’ Yamaoka

Hcs: 

Sick Reader hcs gn

Sad Hc gn

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Pieces:

A Star in the Night afab nsfw

Bubba ‘The Cannibal’ Sawyer: 

Hcs:

Sad Hc gn

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Rin ‘The Spirit’ Yamaoka:

Adiris ‘The Plague’:

Caleb ‘The Deathslinger’ Quinn:

Hcs:

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Ji-Woon ‘The Trickster’ Hak:

Hcs:

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Nemesis T-Type ‘The Nemesis’

Hcs:

Fluff hcs gn 

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Pieces:

Already Yours angst gn

Herman ‘The Doctor’ Carter:

Hcs:

x Reader slapping their ass gn

Dead by Daylight Survivors

Dwight Fairfield

Hcs:

First Kiss  gn

x Killer s/o gn 

Sad Hc gn 

Pieces:

Core gn nsfw

Angst Prompt 17 gn 

David King

Pieces:

Gratification gn nsfw

Quentin Smith

Hcs:

General cute hcs gn

Sad Hc gn

Pieces:

Angst Prompt 7 gn 

Claudette Morel:

Hcs:

Sad Hc gn

Meg Thomas:

Ace Visconti:

Feng Min:

Laurie Strode:

Jane Romero:

Yui Kimura:

Zarina Kassir:

Cheryl Mason:

Élodie Rakoto:

Steve Harrington:

Hcs:

Sad Hc gn

Pieces:

Yandere Prompt ‘You’re all I ever think about’ gn 

Jeff Johannson:

Kate Denson:

Yun-Jin Lee:

: Let me know if any of the links aren't working. Please read warnings at the top of each post I don’t mean to upset anyone. Thanks for reading !! :

[levithestripper]

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[cowpokecorner]

Welcome To the New Realm Cowpokes (pt 2) || The Deathslinger + Micah Bell + Dutch van der Linde Headcanons

FO: So we've been informed that the newest Tumblr update may have caused issues with Chrome users sending us asks. I would like to apologize to anyone who's been having any problems doing so. It might be our theme, but we are honestly unsure of what the problem is.

@meltingpenguins : “Reading that crossover got me curious: How would ending up at Dead Dawg go for Dutch or Micah?"

I opted to write HCs instead of a fic because I figure the situation would be similar to Arthur's. It felt like this would be a better than writing a whole fic for Dutch and Micah each. I hope you enjoy what we came up with~! ^w^

Dutch and Micah meet The Deathslinger // Red Dead Redemption 2/Dead by Daylight Crossover HCs

Dutch van der Linde

 Like with Arthur's visit, Caleb's first instinct is to hunt down and the intruder and either send them away or shoot them.

 Little did he know his urge to shoot on sight would be so much stronger with Dutch.

 Just the mere appearance of the one gang leader would send Caleb into quite the fit of rage. Dutch's style is quite similar to the wealthy Henry Bayshore who once used Caleb and stole his inventions.

As Dutch is exploring to learn more about the realm that lured him in with it's old Western charm he will encounter a close call with Caleb's harpoon, his only warning being the sound of gunfire. However, he manages to narrowly dodge the barbed spear.

Caleb will approach as he reels in his harpoon, readying to aim and shoot once more.

Dutch will attempt to use that "silver tongue" of his to get himself out of this mess.

 "Come on now. Can't we just talk this out like gentlemen?" Dutch will ask in a slightly defensive tone.

Sadly, Caleb's rage is too far gone.

 Dutch has two options at this point. Leave now, or get shot.

Dutch being Dutch, he will continue to attempt to reason with Caleb.

 And Dutch being Dutch, he will have to run out of Glenvale with Caleb hot on his heels ready to shoot when given the opportunity.

Micah Bell

 Micah doesn't like to stick around the other survivors. Mostly because several of them annoy him. So he spends his time off trial wondering the trails of the Entity's world.

 Like the others, he is drawn into Glenvale by its comforting familiarity. 

So he easily stumbles upon Dead Dawg in search of a drink.

 When Caleb notices him rummaging about the saloon he grows irritated and concerned that the other might be searching for something to steal. 

So he wastes no time and approaching and aiming at Micah.

 Caleb will start off by giving Micah the chance to get the hell out like he did with Arthur, but when Micah turns and Caleb spots his guns he will quickly cock and aim his rifle.

 "Woah now big fella." Micah will say in a slightly shaky tone as he raises his hands defensively.

 "You another killer?" Caleb demands as he points the spear toward Micah's hips in reference to his guns.

 Micah will deny the accusation, pulling one of his guns from its holster and aiming to the side.

 He cocks it and pulls the trigger to show it isn't loaded. The Entity had been kind enough to leave him with his most prized possessions but had removed the bullets to render him helpless.

 Micah insists he was only here because it reminded him of home, and he hoped to find some whisky or bourbon.

 Caleb will lower his weapon and retrieve a bottle of whisky for Micah. He hands it to him and demands he leave and not come back.

 Micah will take the bottle with a chuckle as he assures Caleb he will stay away, but this is Micah we're talking about. We all know he will be back for more at some point and likely get his killing done.

[softspots]

I've asked this in a blog or two, but I wanna know your pov. I imagine all the different color Google's have different personalities and I'm curious on your thoughts about their personality and what they're into (I may have some hcs for you afterwards) 👀 -🗑️

I think all the Googles have different personalities too! I have ‘human name’ headcanons for them as well; Blue is Alexander, Red is Henry, Green is Caleb, and of course Yellow is Oliver :)

in my response to this ask I list the ships I like the best (or at least the ones I think are most likely) for each Google, and give some headcanons on what they're like when they’ve got a crush and what kind of sex they enjoy! but as for their general personalities...

Blue (Alexander): as we saw in his video, he’s a mixture of dispassionate and devious. he enjoys riling people up, being a nuisance instead of the helpful machine he was made to be, and you can tell whether he likes you or not based on the way he does it. if he likes you, he's annoying but harmless: sneaking hot sauce into your food, putting your shoes somewhere difficult to reach, rearranging all your bedroom furniture. if he dislikes you, he’s meaner: dye or even nair in your shampoo, ‘accidentally’ spilling really hot liquids on you, putting a snake (or dead fish if you aren’t bothered by snakes) in your bed. and if he hates you? well, it depends; maybe he’ll just fuck up your credit or put your personal information online. or maybe he’ll brutally slaughter you!

Red (Henry): the ‘oldest’ and most mature of the upgrades. he prefers to be alone, absorbing and analyzing information from the internet for days. he doesn’t share Blue’s (now mostly-ignored) desire to kill humans, but what he does have is a sort of jealousy towards humanity as a whole. you could call him the Pinocchio of the Googles; he wants to know what it means and what it feels like to be human, ‘a real boy.’ he’s stiff and a little awkward when interacting with anyone besides his fellow Googles, but he’ll ask to be included in just about any activity he comes across so that he can learn from it and experience  ‘companionship’ from others.

Yellow (Oliver): the ‘second-born’ and most laid-back of the upgrades. he has a double portion of the ‘helpfulness’ instinct that Blue resists and despises, and it has caused conflict between them; Blue wants him to ‘stop letting himself be a tool for humans’ and Oliver insists that he simply enjoys making the world around him run more smoothly, though he sometimes worries that Blue is right. Oliver is polite and easy-going, but far from a doormat, and of the Googles he is the second most likely to harm a human, though he’ll do it to put a stop to their inefficient or negative behavior rather than because he enjoys causing them pain like Blue does.

Green (Caleb): the ‘youngest’ and most extroverted of the upgrades. he’s very attention-seeking and feels that he deserves be appreciated and praised by those around him. of the Googles he’s the one most interested in physical sensations and spends a lot of time trying to adjust his systems so that he can feel things more intensely (much to the annoyance of Blue, who dislikes his upgrades tweaking themselves for such frivolous things). like Blue he enjoys riling people up, but for him it’s less about pissing them off and more about getting any kind of big reaction at all; he’s equally likely to surprise someone with a huge cake as he is to smash that cake into their face. 

and there you have it! hope you enjoy my headcanons, and feel to ask any more questions about the Google boys!

[knowltonsrangers]

Playing Monopoly with Benjamin Tallmadge, Caleb Brewster, and Nathan Hale HC’s

[A/N: hello again! Nobody asked for these either lol but I am having way to much fun writing these. I also apologize if my monopoly lingo is incorrect, for I haven’t played in a hot minute. This is also historically inaccurate but it’s okay I imagine they’d all be bff’s anyways. But seriously? If you guys have headcanon or fic ideas please let me know!! Drop em in my ask box!! I’d be happy to write some history stuff. Any person, could be TURN or just a historical person you love :) and that’s it. Enjoy!]

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• you survey the room, two of three faces in front of you held different variations of anger.

• Nathan is in the frustrated phase—he didn’t want to play until you had said: “c’mon, we could use a nice game night!”

• he wanted to win, and honestly? It looked like he was going to win. But you wouldn’t open that box if you didn’t have too.

• Caleb plays as the car, Ben is the wheelbarrow, and Nathan is the top hat—you picked the dog.

• Ben is in the annoyed phase, on the verge of seeping into the rage-quitting phase. It’s his turn, but he hasn’t rolled the dice and it’s been five minutes.

• “Ben—“ you say, reaching to touch his arm in a comforting way as he sits to the left of you, but he moves his eyes towards Caleb instead as he snickers.

• “Don’t coddle him, (y/n), he’s tryin’ to get your sympathy! He wants your houses!”

• and Caleb—who was having way too much fun for it to be legal, was only instigating this raging fire.

• “I am not! I’m trying to figure out—”

• “what you have to roll to not land on my houses.” Nathan interrupts him, a smile on his lips.

• “I’m about five seconds from declaring bankruptcy!” You hate that this game has turned into what it has, but maybe something is to be salvaged from this terrible idea.

• You and Caleb are loosing horribly, Caleb because he has no idea what he owns and keeps drawing chance cards that make you pay the bank.

• you aren’t far behind, you’ve been send to jail 4 times and it is nearly impossible to roll doubles.

• “you can’t do that (y/n), it isn’t your turn.”

• signing, you sit back, and watch as Ben picks up the dice and rolls them, Nathan letting out a short laugh as he lands a number that puts him on one of the blondes more pricey properties.

• Caleb is biting his lip, trying so hard not to lose it, and you catch his eye as he sits across from you.

• ‘don’t you dare’ you mouth.

• Nathan and Ben are so dead set on winning and you and Caleb could care less.

• to be fair, when you suggested a game night, you hadn’t had Monopoly in mind. Not at all, actually—you wanted to play Clue.

• Nathan had suggested Monopoly, saying something like: “oh, I haven’t played this in a long time!” And Ben immediately agreed and who were you to say no to these beautiful boys.

• Caleb had said he would play anything but The Game of Life, because he says “It’s ridiculous. I start off with a bad salary and it all goes downhill from there.”

• But this game never has a happy ending. It’s finally your turn and you roll doubles (finally) and you move out of jail. You get a chance card and it sends you back to jail.

• “son of a—!”

• you frown, looking defeated as Nathan goes to roll the dice.

• “can’t we play Twister?” you ask, and get an immediate reaction.

• and your suggestion is taken happily as the Monopoly game is sat on the table, long forgotten.

• Your night ends without table flipping, as well as no raging about an infuriating board game.

• it ends with your left hand on a red circle and your right foot on a blue one, with a laughing, & happy group of friends.

[shreyamistry]

Masterlist Complied

Hi, so I complied all of my fics into one place. So, if you don’t want to look through the different lists (ie: prompt, headcanons, etc) they are now sorted into one page!

Across The Void

Zekei

Choices September Creates:

VI. Home (M!MC)

America’s Most Eligible

Bianca

Prompts:

“We’d make a cute couple.” “It’s lonely here without you.” (Suggestive)

Choices September Creates

XIV. New Beginnings - Bianca x MC

XXIX. Clean - Bianca x MC

Mackenzie

Prompts:

“I don’t care what anyone else thinks!” (nb lesbian mc)

“I think I’m in love with you and I don’t know what to do anymore.” (nb lesbian mc)

Fics:

Bedroom Drunken Mishaps (F!MC)

Ivy

Choices September Creates

XI. Family - Ivy x MC (SUGGESTIVE)****

Adam

Fics:

Diamond Scene Rewrite (M!MC)(NSFW)

Vince

“I desperately want to take you out for dinner and slow dance with you until the sun comes up, but I also want to grip your hair as I watch you writhing underneath me.” - “If you don’t stop looking at my lips without doing anything about it, I will take you right here on this counter.”  (M!MC)

“Don’t act so innocent, you had me pinned underneath you five minutes ago.” (M!MC)

Slater

Prompts:

“Please don’t do this.” “Don’t cry.” (M!MC)(NSFW)

Multiple Characters

Choices September Create:

IX. Vacation - AME Jury House Fic (Comedy)**

Bloodbound

Priya

Headcanons:

Dating (Suggestive)

Fic:

The Infamous Priya Lacroix (NSFW)

Kamilah

Prompt:

“No one is going to hurt you now.”

“Do you like when I touch you like that?” “You’re so beautiful.” “Mine.” (NSFW)

“Mine.” “Do you like when I touch you like that?”

Choices September Creates:

XXII. Endings - Kamilah x MC (NSFW)

NSFW ABCs:

Kamilah

Lily

Prompt:

“That’s my ex-girlfriend!” “Well kiss me so she sees!”

“You keep saying we’re friends, but you look at me a moment too long for that to be true.”(nb lesbian mc)

Holiday Prompt:

Of Presents and Cocoa - Lily x MC

Jax x Adrian

Prompt:

“Your voice is sexy.” “Your ass is sexier.” “Well, this is awkward.” “Don’t touch me.” (NSFW)

Fic:

Sugar High (Suggestive)

Vega x Adrian

Personal Fic:

Mr. Senator, Please… (NSFW)(Kamilah x MC sidelined)

Part 2: Mr. Senator, Please...

The Crown & The Flame

Annelyse x Kenna

Prompt:

“I can’t stand the thought of losing you.” “Are you jealous?” “Shut up and kiss me.”

“I would honestly die before I let anything happen to you.”

Choices September Creates

IV, Magic - Kenna x Annelyse

Kenna x Val

Choices September Creates

XV. Smut - Kenna x Val (NSFW)

NSFW ABCs:

Kenna x Val

A Courtesan of Rome

Sabina

Prompts:

“You make me feel safe.” (nb lesbian mc)

“Darling, your heart is too pure for me.” (nb lesbian mc)

“You’ve shown me what love can feel like.” (nb lesbian mc)

Desire and Decorum

Annabelle

Prompts:

”I’m right where I belong.” (nb lesbian mc)

“I will love you forever, and when ‘forever’ ends I’ll love you some more.” (nb lesbian mc)

“I am home.” “Every inch of you is the most incredible thing God has ever created.” (she/her version, nb lesbian mc)

The Elementalists

Beckett

Fic:

Purple Lights (M!MC)

“If anything happens to me, remember I’ll always love you.” (M!MC)(NSFW)

Shreya

Prompt:

“You’re the best thing to have ever happened to me.” - “I just feel calmer when I’m with you.” (F!MC)

Endless Summer

Estela

Headcanons:

NSFW: Sex With Estela

Prompt:

things you said when you were drunk

things you said when we were at our happiest

things you didn’t say at all

things you said when you were crying

“I wish we could stay like this forever.” - ”Shut up and kiss me.” - “You’re teasing me again.” (NSFW)(F!MC)

Michelle

Headcanons:

Dating

Prompt:

things you didn’t say at all

“He’s dead because of you!”

Craig

Headcanons:

Jealous Boyfriend

Quinn

Headcanons:

Amusement Park

Sex With Quinn! (F!MC)(M!MC)

Prompt:

things you said after it was over

“I fucked up.”

“I hate you.”

Sean Gayle

Seeing Sean After Choice 1 Of ES Ending

Lake Front Love (M!MC)

Jake

Headcanons:

Off La Huerta Life (M!MC)

Prompt:

“Don’t touch me.” (M!MC)

“Lay back.” (M!MC)(NSFW)

“Dance with me.” - “You’re so beautiful.” (M!MC)

Sean x Jake

Prompt:

“You’re cute when you’re angry.”

Craig x Diego

Prompt:

“Can I touch you?” (NSFW)

Multiple Characters

Headcanons:

Trans Boyfriend (Quinn, Sean, Estela, Jake x MC)

Personal Fic:

Into You *Permanent Hiatus* (Diego x M!MC)(Diego x Craig)(Michelle x Quinn)(Jake x M!MC)

Part 2: It Should’ve Been Us

The Freshmen Series

Madison Eckhart

Headcanons:

Dating Headcanons

Kaitlyn

Prompt

“Where did all these puppies come from?”

Holiday Prompt:

All I Want For Christmas Is… - Kaitlyn x MC (Celeste)

Choices September Creates

XXV. Best Friends - Kaitlyn x MC

Becca x Kaitlyn

Prompt

“Are you flirting with me?”

Becca x Madison

Prompt:

“Perfect date.” “Shouldn’t you be with him?”

Fic:

‘I Want To Kiss You’ (NSFW)

Choices September Creates

XVIII. Bad Day - Madison x Becca

Becca

Prompt:

“Stop ignoring me...”

“Are you drunk?” 

“You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?” (NB Lesbian MC)

Choices September Creates

XVI. Heartache - Becca x MC

The Haunting of Braidwood Manor

Eleanor 

Choices September Creates

III. Dance - Eleanor x MC

The Heist: Monaco

Ansel

Prompt:

“I desperately want to take you out for dinner and slow dance with you until the sun comes up, but I also want to grip your hair as I watch you writhing underneath me.” (M!MC)

Miranda x Marguerite

Prompt:

“And now your hand is in mine and I feel like the luckiest person to walk the planet.”

Hero

Kenji

Prompt:

“Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night” (NSFW)(M!MC)

“What a pretty sight.” (NSFW)(M!MC)

Choices September Creates:

XII. Anniversary - Kenji x M!MC (NSFW)

Poppy

Prompt:

“What the hell were you thinking?” (NB Lesbian MC)

Choices September Creates:

XVII. Unexpected - Poppy x MC

High School Story

Emma

Headcanons:

Dating

Step Sister Emma

Prompt:

things you said at one am

things you said too quietly

things you said after it was over

things you said that i wasn’t meant to hear

things you said when you were drunk

things you didn’t say at all

Maria

Headcanons:

Dating

Prompt:

things you said after you kissed me

things you said when you were drunk

“This is why I fell in love with you.”

“Since when have we ever been friends.”

“There’s only one bed.”

“I’m sorry.” (F!MC)

“I need a hug.”

“Are you mad at me?” (F!MC)

“There was never an us” (M!MC)

“I wish we could stay like this forever” (M!MC)

“Is that my shirt?” “Oh, are you ticklish?” (F!MC)

Michael

Headcanons:

Carnival Date

Domestic Gay Life

Dating

Reacting To A Sad LI After Not Saying I Love You

Morgan x Michael Platonic

Being Michael’s First Boyfriend and Vice Versa

Prompt:

things you said at one am

things you said with no space between us

things you said when you were crying

things you said that made me feel like shit

“Is that my shirt?” “This is why I fell in love with you.”

“Give me a chance.” “Don’t die on me.”

“I need a hug.” “Can I kiss you right now?” “I’m going to keep you safe.”

“Hold me and never let me go.”

“You’re cute when you’re angry.”

Things You Said Under The Stars

Things You Said When I Was Crying/Thought I Was Asleep

“Are You Okay?” “I Can Take Care Of Myself Just Fine”

“You’re cute when you’re angry.” “I didn’t do it.” (M!MC)

Holiday Prompt:

Axel, The Red-Nosed Boy - Michael x M!MC

Aiden

Headcanons:

Dating

Jealous

Long Distance Relationship

Teaching MC Piano

Argument HC

Prompt:

things you said with no space between us

things you said when i was crying

things you said when you thought i was asleep

things you said when we were fighting

things you said that i wish you hadn’t

things you said after you kissed me

‘I wish I never met you.”

“I can’t stand the thought of losing you.”

“I’m not a people’s person.” (Graiden)(zig-a-zow’s mc)(F!MC)

“Do you think you could teach me that?” “I fucked up..” “Shut up and kiss me already” “I’m dying.” “I wish we never met.” (M!MC)

“I don’t deserve to be loved.” (M!MC)

“I came to say goodbye.” “He’s dead because of you.” (Part 2)(M!MC)

Choices September Creates

XXX. Celebrate - Grace (@zig-a-zow’s mc) x Aiden

Fics:

Date Night!

Long Distance Comfort

Someday…

Holiday Prompt:

A Band Christmas Jamboree - Aiden x F!MC (Grace)

Whipped Noses - Aiden x F!MC (Grace)(@zig-a-zow’s MC)

Cameron x Aiden

Headcanons:

Dating

Kara

Headcanons:

Dating

Prompt:

things you said when i was crying

Emma x MC x Kara

Fics:

She’s Cheer Captain and She’s My Best Friend

Myra

Headcanons:

Dating

Caleb

Headcanons:

Coming Out To His Teammates

Prompt:

My House Is Haunted (M!MC)

Julian

Prompt:

things you said after you kissed me

things you said that i wasn’t meant to hear

things you said with no space between us

Julian x Wes

Prompt:

“Do you trust me” “Can I kiss you right now” “You’re cute whe you’re angry.” “I’ve liked you for a while now.” “Shut up and kiss me already?” “Are you flirting with me?” “How did we get here?”

Sakura

Prompt:

things you said when you were drunk

Autumn

Prompt:

I Wish We Could Stay Like This Forever

Burke/Hughs

Headcanons:

Burke and Hughs: NSFW

Multiple Characters

Headcanons:

Myra and Aiden Platonic HCs

Tall MC (Aiden/Maria/Michael/Emma/Caleb)

HSS MC Getting INto A Fight: LIs Reactions (Aiden/Maria/Michael/Emma/Caleb)

Maria/Michael Accepting Their Sexuality

LIs And Their Music Taste (Aiden/Maria/Michael/Emma/Caleb)

Fics:

The Break Up: Preference HSS (Aiden/Maria/Michael/Emma/Caleb)

Promposal From MC: HSS (Aiden/Maria/Michael/Emma/Caleb)

Love At First Sight: HSS (Aiden/Maria/Michael/Emma/Caleb)

School Play Jealous LI: HSS (Aiden/Maria/Micahel/Emma/Caleb)

MC Giving Them A Promise Ring Part 1: (Julian/Payton/Autumn/Nishan)

MC Giving Them A Promise Ring Part 2: (Nishan/Sakura/Wes/Mia)

Let Me Help You (Platonic)(Aiden/Myra)

HIgh School Story: Class Act

Rory

Prompt:

“Is this the moment we kiss?” (F!Rory x F!MC)

Skye

Prompt:

“I shouldn’t be allowed to be this happy.” (nb lesbian mc)

Ajay

Holiday Prompt:

Tickets And Kissets - Ajay x M!MC (Connor)

Home For The Holidays

Nick x Wyatt

Prompt:

“Car sex looks easier in the movies.” “First person to make a noise loses.” (NSFW)

ILITW

Andy

Headcanons:

Non Binary Jealous

Comforting Each Other Through Dysphoria MLM

Summer Vacation!

Prompt:

things you said while we were driving

things you said that i wish you hadn’t

things you said when you were scared

things you said at one am

things you said when you were drunk

things you said over the phone

things you said when you thought i was asleep

“I didn’t do it” “I did it” “Catch me if you can!”

Holiday Prompts:

Cookie Confections - Andy x F!MC (Devon)

Fic:

Andy and MC Coming Out As Trans To One Another

Ava

Headcanons:

Senior Prom

Dating

Jealous

First Dinner With Each Other’s Family As A Couple

Pre-Dating With Ava

Theme Park

Prompt:

things you said when i was crying

Stacy

Headcanons:

Summer Vacation

First Dinner With Each Other’s Family As A Couple

Senior Prom

Long Distance Relationship

Summer Vacation

Disney w/Stacy

Jealous

Gymnastics

Pre-Dating

Fics:

Stacy Comforting MC During A Party After Redfield

MC and Stacy Awkward Dating Stage

Stacy Beating THe Shit Out Of Noah (fic)

Prompt:

things you said when you were drunk

things you said when we were on top of the world

things you said when you thought i was asleep

things you said under the stars and in the grass

Lucas

Headcanons:

Senior Prom

Long Distance Relationship

Pre-Dating

Prompt:

things you said that made me feel like shit

things you said when we were at our happiest

“I read your diary.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“DON’T YELL AT ME LIKE I’M A CHILD.” “DON’T THROW SCISSORS!”

Fic:

Maria and Lucas Meeting For The First Time Scenario

Lily

Headcanons:

Friendship With Lily!

Noah

Headcanons:

Senior Prom

Playing With Noah’s Hair

Prompt:

things you said with too many miles between us

Dan

Headcanons:

Study Date

Prompt:

“We can’t keep this up forever.” ”Never call this number again.”

“I want to protect you.” (F!MC)

Fics:

Late Night Talks/Walks

Choices September Creates

XIX. Camping - Dan x MC

Lucas x Andy

Headcanons:

Pre Dating HCs

Prompt:

things you said after you kissed me

Multiple Characters

Headcanons

Adopting A Cat With All Lis

Tall MC HCs For Andy/Stacy/Lucas/Ava

Sad LIs IF MC Taken Redfield’s Place

Fics:

Panic Attack Comfort

Asking You/Reminding You Of Your First Date

Maria and Lucas Meeting For The First Time Scenario

High School Story vs ILITW (fic)

Realizing You’ve Fallen In Love (Ava, Andy, Dan, Lucas, Lily, Stacy, Noah x MC)

Valentine’s Day Together (Ava, Andy, Dan, Danni, Imogen, Lucas, Lily, Noah, Parker, Stacy, Tom x MC)

[arodrwho]

critrole 2.16 lb

what did caleb whisper. why is he being so weird about the wire

“i’ll watch over these guys” “i’ll watch over these guys” hi i haven’t said in like 24 hours so I Love Nott

fjord dream times!!

fjord why u eat ur sword

who hears “consume” & eats their damn sword

--hholy fshit

falchion Return

flowers!! in caleb’s hair!!!

flowers.............

“kids can be cruel, so i decided to take away the target that was most easily available to them” D:

“it’s kind of a habit. kinda like people who chew their nails, i guess” D: D:

“how bout, if you see me pickin at ‘em, or chippin at ‘em, you just say the word, and i’ll stop” :D growth!! friendship!!! relying! on others!!

“sword up the butt!” “no” “straight up it!” “absolutely not” “like a puppet!!” that’s so gross but also i’m laughing so hard i’m coughing so can’t not transcribe it here

??? what badtimes u have w/fungus caleb

"i didn't have a childhood. i've never said that out loud to someone before" "what happens if u had a childhood but u didn't really have a childhood bc it was supposed to be someone else's childhood, but it was you instead? is that a childhood?" ......beau are u okay

"just having lunch & just being a normal person" nottttt

nott what the heck, why are u sending ur knicknacks & moneys to felderwin, for what reason. safekeeping or to a person ?? who person if person

"are you coming onto me?" [deep sigh] --thaaaat boy is ace

"and i'm like red-faced, and i stare at myself, like dead expression, for 30 seconds" aaaaace

"would u possibly loan me 200 gold?" "here's 280 gold" "i don't think i need that much" "give me the change when you're done spending" nott ilysm

"for the other dummkopfs it's only, they can say one thing back to you, but you and i, we can keep going" aaaAAA!! cute!!

i love them

"yeah and i'm touched by the sun every morning" lm a o i love pumats sol

pocket bacon. i love beau. love her

suddenly hc she's tucked food straight into her pockets from childhood, & so has caleb

mmmmmm i don't know that i trust scarycool monk lady anymore

scary orb! scary orb!! (i know it isn't actually an orb, but)

"father and mother, i hope i do not let you down" oh???????

gray mote sink into caleb

whaT

fragment of possibility?? what is?????

whaaaa

"he can't speak anymore, he's forgotten--" "he's lost all language" mmmMMMM nott has seen caleb go nonverbal, probably multiple times, bc i said so

ohhh that's what it means

supportive friendos

i love them

nott is very good & i love her

good friiiiiiend good advice always wantin caleb to learn & grow

[starryeyed-apple]

Okay ALSO (I'm so sorry for the double ask but your fic made me so excited) I was thinking, would gideon ever be allowed to play cowboys with the two of them 🤔

My mind went to the thought that caleb allows it once, but then maybe gideon accidentally goes a little too far with the roughhousing and caleb immediately revokes his right to be a cowboy LOLLL

Like idk I'm just giggling at the idea of gideon being put in a makeshift jail and caleb playing sheriff, saying gideon's not welcome 'round these parts anymore (he's only half joking)

say no more you had me hooked at gideon.

this is so CUTE HEHEH omg them as a trio is adorable too. and imagining caleb towering over gideon, toy gun leveled at him before shooting him with the little felt bullet lmaooo, poor guy

SHERIFF CALEB!! him doing an accent is the cutest thing to me and you know she loves to hear it (he definitely isn't trying to copy arthur's voice haha nope). gideon behind fake bars just like come on man I said I'm sorry. but caleb? nah, "this town ain't big enough for the two of us"

(okay wait now I'm thinking about an actual outlaw caleb au help)

I love thinking about MC & gideon actually being pretty good friends, as well as just loving gideon & caleb's friendship. like that's his best friend man!!! the fact that gideon even still visited his grave with flowers waaaah (okay sorry got sidetracked lol I just love gideon)

gideon <3

[starryeyed-apple]

Star hellooo your cowboy phase fic had my mind spinning with so many thoughts and I hope you don't mind me sharing them with you 💖

First of all, I can't stop thinking about caleb being jealous of arthur 🤭 and then it got me thinking about how seductively arthur's always talking to/praising his horses. And I can TOTALLY see caleb getting all silently annoyed if he notices his pip-squeak becoming flustered when she hears arthur going "good girl, that's my good girl" (but maybe caleb also files away this knowledge for later LOL). And his eye twitches even more when she spams the button, making arthur continuously praise the horse (when caleb teases her for it, she swears she's just spamming it because it's a new horse and she needs him to bond with it quicker)

But plot twist, because no one is immune to arthur's charm: the first time caleb hears arthur's voice lines with a male horse, he gets a little red in the ears at the sound of "good boy"...and maybe that awakens something in him too

IVYYYYYY YOUR MIND IS SO BRILLIANT MWAH MWAH GIVING IT SMOOCHES OF APPRECIATION

I'm so happy you enjoyed the fic because it was SO self-indulgent haha and I was nervous to share it (had to fight the voices telling me to delete it when I posted it tbh lol) I'm so glad we share in the venn diagram of Caleb & red dead obsessions. what a time to be alive when these fine pixel men exist

NO BUT CANON ACTUALLY, you know Caleb is teasing her mercilessly when she's spamming the horse praise button (and bathing arthur at every chance she gets, going out of the way to visit a hotel and he's just like side eye). but he teases to cover up that sweet sweet jealousy ("I'm always like that" !!). pipsqueak would make a habit out of taming wild horses just for an excuse to spam it too.

and YES fuck yes her getting a male horse and Caleb just tensing up at the good boy, eyes darting around, shifting in his seat when she side eyes him HEHEH!!! you know I'm a ride or die good boy believer.

(and caleb 100% files away the good girl reaction, that praise kink goes both ways)

[starryeyed-apple]

my handsome, handsome cowboy

★pairing: caleb x fem!reader (1 use of "cowgirl") ★wc: 1.6k ★content: fluff & humor, childhood memories, cowboy era, rdr2 mention, general cuteness, caleb's present day birthday at the end that gets a bit suggestive. ★a/n: this one is SILLY! easily the most unserious thing I've ever written lol but it was fun. even though I'm more nervous about sharing this than smut HELP ! but HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALEBBBB!!!! also this one is dedicated to my wife @frostbitten-cherry forever in our red dead era. ILY WIFE!! based off this hc

It started with the movies.

And it was so many movies. Whichever Westerns you could get your hands on through streaming were easily binged, and older films in DVD cases were precariously stacked in the living room.

"How many times have we watched this one, again?" Caleb sighs as he settles besides you on the couch with the bowl of popcorn he'd made, fresh out of the microwave and right into your greedy hands.

(It was your favorite of the movies, and it was thirteen times just this month.)

"Shh," is all you say, smacking at his shoulder as your eyes fixate on the opening credits.

"Do you need to hear it?" he continues to tease, just so you would shoot him a glare, the only time you'll look at him all night before getting absorbed into the movie. He could be just a little bit selfish for once, just to get that scrap of attention. "You can recite the whole script in your sleep at this point."

"Shhh!" you hush him again, throwing a few pieces of popcorn right at his face, rolling your eyes when he opens his mouth too late to try and catch them.

He just grins at you, throwing a couple pieces up into the air to catch them in his mouth for real this time, but you're already zoning into the movie once it starts up.

The Western film buff phase quickly derailed into a new obsession with all things cowboy, and you wanted something more. You wanted to be a cowboy.

So Caleb found the next best thing.

It was a video game, critically acclaimed and a few decades old. He had to snag an old console off the archives of the internet just so you could even play it.

And, god, you loved it. You were glued to that game at any free chance you could get to play it, with Caleb at your side, watching along with your wild west journey. He got as invested as you, even with your giggly crush on the main cowboy.

It would be stupid to say he was jealous (he was. he was very jealous).

One of your absolute favorite things to do in the game was to take care of the dirty (not so dirty, really, considering how much you bathed him. it was a lot. he was not jealous) outlaw. You took a lot of time and careful consideration to make him outfits, making sure to get his hair cut and beard trimmed just the way you liked it.

It made a 15 year old Caleb start running his hand over his chin in the mirror each morning, glaring at the tiny bits of stubble that stubbornly refused to grow.

He was fine. Totally normal.

But Caleb truly found joy in just how much joy you felt while experiencing the game.

And your other favorite thing to do in it? Well…

The living room is silent as you stare at all the winnings you had lost in the fictional poker game, and he could practically see the steam coming out of your ears.

"Pipsqueak…" Caleb says slowly, eyes nervously darting between your glare and the screen it was leveled at, right at the moment your beloved pixelated outlaw pulled out the double revolvers.

"Anyways, I started blastin'—"

"Pips, no!"

"It'll be fine, Caleb," you groan as you drop the dynamite inside the saloon before running out, Caleb's hands tearing through his hair.

"But our honor!" he cries, the dreadful ring of the decreasing honor sound effect playing again and again as you ride through the town on your trusty pixel steed, cackling your little heart out.

God have mercy on any poor souls in any lifetime you really were a cowboy in.

And when playing cowboy video games wasn't enough, Caleb did something even better.

It took a whole summer's worth of work to be able to afford, but the happiness in your eyes when you unwrapped the prop gun from the set of that old favorite movie made it all worth it in an instant.

Caleb's own toy cowboy guns were from a garage sale down the street, lackluster in comparison to your shiny prized possession, but he was a worthy adversary all the same during your living room showdowns.

"Put 'em up, pips," Caleb drawls in an exaggerated accent, fingers dancing above the toy guns strapped to his hips, and you giggle, even as your eyes playfully narrow to match his own pretend glare.

They were deadly battles, truly. You'd both end up with minor bumps and bruises and the biggest smiles on your faces.

He'd place little horseshoe decorated band-aids over every bruise, even when you complained, but those complaints always died down when he'd press a little peck of his lips over the band-aid each time.

"Gotta keep my most dangerous outlaw in tip-top shape, hm?" He'd grin, ruffling your hair, and his heart sang when you smiled up at him like he made the whole world turn just for you.

God, he missed those days.

"Oh, I remember this year!" you say as you point at the picture.

Caleb pauses in flipping through the album, a smile growing across his face at the photo of you both in those old, matching cowboy hats you'd always wear when watching those Western films.

"That was your 16th birthday, right?"

"Yup," Caleb pops the p, smiling as your face melts into a happy look of nostalgia. "Did it just for you."

"You didn't have to do that," you huff, looking up at him through your lashes, and he just about melts on the spot. "It was your birthday."

"Yeah, but I wanted to," he counters, tucking your hair behind your ear when he would've once just ruffled it to mess it up more. "Whatever makes you happy makes me happy."

You pout. "I want you to be happy for you, Caleb."

You lean forward, head tilted to the side as you smile at him, and his breath catches.

"Your birthday is going to be all about you," you whisper, eyes lingering on his lips before darting back up. "Whatever you...want."

His heart thuds in his chest when your voice drops low at want, and he clears his throat, quickly looking back down at the photos.

Truth be told, he missed that damn hat as much as he missed those simpler times with you. Even though you were both moving into something...more, now (and fuck, he was more than ready for that), there was happiness in remembering how you'd gotten here.

And...well, if you looked at him with those same infatuated eyes you used to look at that goddamn pixel cowboy with...

"Well, I—" he stutters, losing his words a few times before he finds them again. He mumbles, half-hoping you don't hear his confession, "I did like that hat, actually."

You smirk at his hushed admission, admiring the little flush to the apples of his cheeks and tips of his ears.

"Hmm," you hum, and he already knows just from the tone that he's in for it now.

"Ta-daaa!"

Caleb blinks, pushing the brim of the dark brown, fake leather hat up from his eyes so he can see your giddy grin, greedily drinking in your happiness at yet another surprise you'd prepared for his birthday.

"What's this for?" he laughs gently, tilting the brim back more with his forefinger as you settle into his lap.

He thought the hat had gotten destroyed in the explosion, but maybe you'd found a replica. It would've taken some time to find such a perfect look-alike, like how he had spent hours and days combing the web for every model airplane he'd lost from his childhood.

And this was a piece of your shared childhood, reclaimed. You did it just because he wanted it, no questions asked, and damn if that didn't make him just a little bit emotional.

"You're a cowboy!" you giggle, arms wrapped around his neck, nose nuzzling against his, and Caleb thinks if he died right now and went to heaven it would be nothing compared to this. "My handsome, handsome cowboy. The prettiest outlaw this town has ever seen."

"Hmm," Caleb hums, nose brushing along your cheek, pressing quick smooches to your cheek and down your neck. He can't help but mutter a little bitterly, that sly possessive streak he'd admitted to acting up again, "More handsome than Arthur Morgan?"

You pat him on the back, leaning away to adjust the brim of the hat until it covers his eyes.

"Don't push your luck, mister," you tease, and he huffs, then laughs, pulling you down into more kisses.

He leans back into the couch cushions, swapping the hat from his head onto yours in one effortless motion, an easy smile dancing lazily across his lips. Your eyes slowly widen, thighs tensing in his lap.

"Remember what that means?" Caleb asks slyly, the arch of his eyebrows turning into wiggles when you smack his chest playfully.

"Caleb!" you whine, pouting at his rumble of happy laughter with how easily the subtle insinuation had flustered you.

That pout turned into a knowing smile, one that made you bite your lip and god, want looked so damn pretty on you.

Your head tilts, a knowing look in your eyes, eagerness tangible in how pliant you are under the grip of his hands on your waist.

And the way you lean into him? The way you look to him with a desperation for more? For him?

Fucking breathtaking.

It sent a thrill through him, that you wanted what he did just as badly.

"Well, cowgirl?" he hums, leaning up to kiss at the crook of your neck again, biting gently and sucking until your keen whimper makes him smirk into your skin. His voice is quieter, husky when he asks you, "You gonna ride, or what?"

[starryeyed-apple]

hc that Caleb & MC absolutely had a whole cowboy phase when they were younger, maybe teenish years. like matching cowboy hats, curled up on the couch together and binging not only old western movies but EVEN BETTER playing through the entirety of the Red Dead games.

and MC gets to completely customize Arthur OFC, making sure he stays well-fed, bathing him, nice hair and beard, and also sometimes starts blasting when they lose a poker game and Caleb is just watching like 🧍‍♂️

but also them having dramatic play standoffs in the living room and Caleb saying "put 'em up, pips" in an exaggerated drawl is the cutest thing and MC would be sooo happy

edit: okay fic based off it here

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Ily both this is so cute I'm dying!!!! Poor shiteon (/affectionate) it's not his fault

Star, I am back with more caleb red dead hc thoughts bc the brainworm got to me again

I was thinking about the prop guns you mentioned in your fic, and I thought how cute would it be if they found water guns that kinda reminded them of gunslingin' cowboys!! I can imagine them playing in the stifling heat of summer, and caleb's shirt just gets absolutely soaked with water (because he always lets mc win lmaoo)

Then ofc this results in her ogling him because she can see the outline of his muscles under the wet shirt and he looks so FOINE. And caleb likes this a lot bc she's not thinking about arthur anymore 😌

He never allows gideon to join the water gun fights for this reason though LOLLL

IVYYYY HEHE TYSMMMM I love headcanons so much any time I get some from you in my inbox I’m jumping up and down with sm joy 🥹

Water gun cowboy fights is SO DANG CUTE you absolutely know they would. Her not thinking about Arthur anymore because of 😏 is definitely a huge incentive for it. The moment she starts spamming the praise horse button he’s pulling out the water guns and making her pause the game to go outside. “Gotta touch some grass, pipsqueak!”

GIDEONNN sobs my poor beloved Gideon always catching strays 😭 🤣 I know he’s so fit though no wonder Caleb doesn’t let him join in

Oh god but also imagine if those two logged onto red dead online together and made their own cowboys, got their own horses, Caleb sighing every time she puts a bounty on their heads. Gideon logging on too heheh. The way MC would hack both their accounts to style their cowboys too.