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tell me random free games to play on steam I'm very bored
or tboi/balatro mods
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AAAHHH!!! MY EPIC THE MUSICAL SWEATER HAS BEEN DISPATCHED!!!!
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do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌

#sometimes justice DOES EXIST#CHEH#can't wait for his other trials#hope he's gonna get another sentence#the ride i experienced when i first heard he was going to wear an ankle bracelet#after he appealed sooo many times and dragged on and on his many trials#: unmatched#upthebaguette#whatthefrance#sarko rends l'argent
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"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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GET LOVED, IDIOT
GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE
sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.
oh and also this
FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉
WE DID IT
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#oh my god it had everything i wanted AND MORE#...except the hook for 8 which ironically was the only one i was 100% sure was guaranteed to happen#well whatever i am too busy floating in this pool of delicious diasomnia tears#SO MANY TEARS#malleus' voice acting was absolutely 🤌 delectable 🤌#him and silver both are usually so reserved you don't even notice until suddenly FULL-ON UGLY SOBBING#IKANAI DE KURE LILIAAAAAAAAAAA#god. i have so much i need to draw. malleus in his little royal outfit...#ENDLESS MELEANOR F O R E V E R#(ah...meleanor and the knight of dawn are holding hands... :) you've reconciled... :) how lovely...)#(oh...and bauru is here too...)#can't believe poor sebek got 'and also you're here'-ed even at a time like this#that rhythmic was SO cute i'm gonna die. he's your son so it should be ✨PINK✨#ugh this update has spoiled me absolutely rotten. i'm so happy#though i kept waiting for that silver vanrouge and finally decided it wasn't going to happen#then got the 'there is one thing...but it's not a gift that malleus-sama can give...'#and THAT'S WHEN THEY DID THE HOTFIX UPDATE AND I GOT BOOTED#and then i KEPT GETTING ACCESS ERRORS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME 😭#twst NO i didn't need that tension to be heightened thank you#on the other hand when malleus started his proclamation with 'in the name of the draconias...' i did have a second#where i was briefly convinced they were going to do the funniest possible thing and make silver draconia canon after all#anyway i'm out of tags so we'll have to discuss malleus' absolutely bonkers-cuckoo choice of party venue later#now i gotta get back to constantly rewatching the moment he realizes he's accidentally killed lilia. his weeping is my sustenance.
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eclipse is my favorite, surprising to absolutely no one
go watch I don't want to be a magical girl 🔫
#♦️charlie's art#i don't want to be a magical girl#idwbamg#eclipse idwtbamg#never before have i seen a character who is so painfully my taste in favorite characters its almost comical#theatrical cringefail wannabe villain who is purple and has one eye covered. yeah of course it's that one#i can't wait to see more of idwbamg the pilot was so much fun and im so happy to see it get so much attention 🫶#idwtbamg
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i love getting to see day one expac launch bugs such as "eating pizza breaks male au ra faces" and "syrcus tower now has savage level difficulty mechanics"
#ffxiv#chattering#dawntrail#the amon thing is soooooo funny to me#to non ffxiv players: essentially there's a bug right now#where a Very Essential Mechanic just. doesnt work#said Very Essential Mechanic is important to shield players from an instakill raidwide attack#so the entire party is just immediately wiped#and unless you get the entire party of 24 strangers to work together#(let healers die first rez then wait to accept during instakill)#you literally can't finish the raid#this is one of the lowest level raids available btw.#its so funny to me
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more moonlit mane since you all seemed to really like her.... his friends call him wolf or wolfy and despite being absolutely obsessed with wolves she lives in Horse Aotearoa. which famously has No Large Carnivores Whatsoever. SAD!
EDIT: terfs are enjoying this post too much. he's bigender and I'd prefer that you don't interact with me thank you
#sorry wolf. but you must understand. I am fighting for my life trying to find media set in aotearoa. so I have MADE MY OWN STORY#artists on tumblr#moonlit mane#here he is all grown up...#of course you have a periwinkle mane and ponynouns#my little pony#mlp#this story (includes 5 other characters! haven't posted about them yet but they're on my artfight @thing) is ENTIRELY set in aotearoa#or. aoneighroa. or whatever#because dude. mlp being set in Fantasy United Stated of America was really getting to me. sorry guys but america is inescapable right now#so my story [: is about ponies growing up and living in the SOUTHERN hemisphere. with experiences I can genuinely relate to#IT'S BEEN SO FUN SO FAR#CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE MORE STUFF ABOUT IT
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fic where steve already knows he's bi but robin keeps trying to tell him. steve's known he's had a crush on eddie for months at this point but today just happens to be the day where eddie walks in during a slow shift at family video and robin looks up at the perfect moment to catch steve's soft, dopey smile.
and in that moment, robin connects the dots. the music in steve's car being just love songs on loop. steve walking into work in a lovesick haze. steve going out of his way to work his schedule so he could always be the one to pick the kids up from hellfire.
oh.
oh.
eddie ducks into the horror section, and robin throws her full body weight towards steve, who yelps not unlike a stray cat.
"you like eddie," robin hisses.
"yeah, no shit!" steve reaches for the collar of his polo like he's clutching imaginary pearls. "jesus christ, robin, what the fuck."
ignoring him, robin continues. "no, steve," she says, soft look on her face, "you like like him."
steve frowns, nodding slowly. "i-i know that, robin. we're not in third grade anymore, you can say 'crush', it's not going to give you cooties," he says, frown falling to reveal a teasing look.
"wait, what?"
"robin, did you...?"
they stare at each other intensely for what could perhaps be aeons.
"YOU NEVER TOLD ME-"
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU-"
#steddie#platonic stobin#i need to stop making posts where i'm like oh that's such a good idea but wait there's more !! because i can't fit the more in the tags. ri#but yeah i'll just make a pt 2 later !!#enjoy pookies#boyfriend liked my last post and then it blew up (for me at least lol i usually get very few notes) so he told me to make another one >:)#so here it is !! shout out to my boyfriend
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Closer look at Perpetua's brooches 💜🖤
Simply gorgeous



Source - House of Emmamuele
#the band ghost#papa v perpetua#papa v#crying because black and purple are Terzo's colors too#he'd slay in this drip with all these accs#sigh#can't wait to get to know Perpetua nevertheless
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Felt a bit emotional today over the movie's second anniversary and I thought I might embarrass myself about it online. This little film has become really special to me in how it captured my attention and drew me back into something I haven't been a part of for a long time: a creative community.
For a good portion of my adult life I had been forced to put my energies and creativity primarily towards my work. I wanted to tell stories that people enjoyed and had felt like my career was the only method to achieve that. But this community and fandom really sparked a creativity in me I haven't felt since I was younger and I'm so happy to be able to find that avenue I've always wanted not through an employer but through all of you! I have met so many wonderful and inspiring people and none of this would have happened if I hadn't randomly come upon the four minute opening of the film 2 years ago cuz Youtube looked at my algorithm and said: "hm, lets see if she still likes turtles."
Thank you everyone, for loving what I do and enjoying my work. It means the world, and while my updates have become slower due to longer comic posts, real world obligations, and health issues, I still strive to continue the story inspired by this movie with a passion that has shockingly never waned.
Here's to another wonderful year!
#I get very emotional about these two (three?)#can't wait to explore this relationship more in Replica#it's not going to be all clear sailing but that's what makes it interesting#rottmnt#tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#kathaynesart#unpause rise of the tmnt#save rottmnt#unpause rottmnt#anniversary
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✨⚔ The Veilguard 🛡✨
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age: the Veilguard#DAtV#FanFriDAys#Neve Gallus#Bellara Lutare#Taash#Davrin#Warden Davrin#Assan#Lucanis Dellamorte#Lace Harding#Scout Lace Harding#Emmrich Volkarin#Fanart#was feeling insane last friday night and now here we are~#and of course new trailers get released and i find out I've drawn everyone's shit wrong :)))))#ahhhh well I've given it my best and i was probably gonna end up taking some liberties somewhere anywayssss#I can't WAIT to meet all of the in October i'm so excited i'm gonna be sick I'm Already Throwing Up
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PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#MDZS AU#mdzs modern au#My posting of this comic is equivalent to the classic 'running through airport' scene. Wait! Please! I promised a new comic today!#It's still Christmas somewhere...I can't wait a whole year of sitting on this joke.#This comic is for everyone who does *not* celebrate Christmas. I wish you a wonderful week just the same!#The twist here isn't getting LWJ to get into the Holiday Spirit.#It's getting WWX to shut the hell up.#We still got the meet ugly and the 'city mouse and country mouse' tropes at play though.#Pour one out for LWJ 'If another tourist asks me to play Christmas music on my guqin I am going to start biting'#Pour one directly over the head of 'I need this guy to start biting because it would be hilarious' WWX.#I just think this concept has a lot of good antic potential. Feel free to toss ideas in the comments. I might draw more if I get inspired!
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What if they had phones and also planes
Anyway please read Two Is a Crowd by Cinnamin_Is_a_Star. It's about Odile and Loop sussing each other out and it's SO good.
I've had this in mind since chapter 3 was posted and finally had time to work on it
Bonus:
Non-crunched and full-sized versions of the pictures in the texts under the cut
#arting#isat spoilers#two hats spoilers#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat odile#isat isabeau#isat mirabelle#only in text form but still#two is a crowd#fake texts#I am VIBRATING I'm SO excited for the next chapter I can't wait to see how the confrontation goes#isat#can't believe I forgot the main tag#for followers of mine sorry this is why there's been no stick figure saga drawings yesterday and today#cuz I wanted to get this out before the next chapter was posted#it still involves odile tho soooooo
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PIGTAIL DAISY ACQUIRED!!!
#this is a big deal to me im sorry#i never thought we'd see her in any other hairstyle than hair down#even baby daisy got little buns too!!#EVERYBODY LOOKS AMAZING HERE#i love all the outfits and peach's bow!! it's an even cuter look#and rosalina looks so much more expressive in this gameeee. THEY GRANTED HER TEETH Y'ALL#they're really adding anyone and everyone to this game. I SAW A PIANTA#IT'S LIKE REGULAR MARIO KART AND MARIO KART TOUR ALL IN ONE#currently BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS#can't wait to be screaming my ass off in gamechat#and the switch 2 edition jamboreeeee it looks so good#OH MY GOD THE DIRECT WAS SO PEAK#AND THE ONLINE EXPANSION PACK LAKFJELKWE FGAMECUBE GAMECUBE GAMECUBE#I CAN FINALLY PLAY LUIGI'S MANSION#i need to LOCK IN with money seriously#jobs and commissions. IT'S GONNA GET DONE#y'all will see me become a millionaire by june 5th it's gonna happen#SOOOO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TOO#nintendo#nintendo switch 2#nintendo switch 2 direct#mario kart#mario kart world#bb's rambles#princess peach#princess daisy#rosalina
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