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[eternal-spice-overlord]

Gifts capsasin a dragon egg

"IS THIS PITAYA'S?! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS PREGNANT!!!!!!!"

"...Mmmmm dragon omelette..."

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Opinion on my Crk cookie tier list?

"Move the fish to the bottom and we're good."

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Where do your legs go when in your lava form?

"Blub blub! Blub? Blub blub blub!!!!!!"

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Do you ever braid your hair ? Ik you've put it in a ponytail but any other updo ?

"It's hard tryin' to keep the flames still so I've never bothered. But if you wanna have a go I'm all for it!"

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"That reminds me of the time I drank somethin' from Prune Juice Cookie's forbidden section! It was an, um, an experience for sure..."

"Don't tell him I said this."

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(SIGH. I regret nothing for this. @sweetest-destruction )

"Excuse me- I know this might sound a little invasive but I am doing a survey and would like to know about your dream wedding!"

GIRL. WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE.

"A- A dream wedding?! I don't care what kind it is, as long as Kouign-Amann and Prune Juice are there with me!"

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Here, for your troubles Eternal Spice Overlord, take this grilled cheese cake-wich

"GRILLED CHEESE GRILLED CHEESE GRILLED CHEESE!!!!!!! YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

"...I mean thank you I like it a lot!"

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Giving you a super super super super super super duper hot pepper. As a snack!

Crompch!

Capsaicin happily takes a bite out of the raw pepper without a second thought.

"HRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!! You call this a super super super super super super duper hot pepper?! This is nothing to the ETERNAL SPICE OVERLORD!!!!!!"

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I heard you want soup, so I'm gonna make soup!

What kind of soup do you like?

"Ehe... Chimken and cheemse soop..."

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Wee snaw

"Wha- What??? This ain't another funky spell is it?!"

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"If Mister Cacao dies I will open applications to be my new Dad. Stay tuned!!!"

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Tackle hugs Capsaicin in his lava form

You don’t know how much I needed this

Lava Capsaicin bubbles excitedly and hugs you back with a tight squeeze!

Looks like the potion worked! You've solved one problem but encountered another: The big goopy guy will not let you go. Have fun being stuck with him!

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"Son…. Are you in a polycule too???"

((Mod is giggling.

Beastancient nightmare polycule is so silly.))

"YEAAAAAAH!!!! I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!"

"WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'TOO'?!"

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U give the aura of a golden retriever boyfriend

"HAHA YAAAY!!!! That's a good thing right? Right??"

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Hot femboy.

"I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!

Ehe... Sorry you're not gettin' that picture back... I need it..."

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kiss marry kill game

kouign-amann, prune juice, your clone

"You ain't sly buddy, you just wanna make me pick favourites!! I guess my clone has got to go. If I fought myself once I can do it again."

"...What do you mean I haven't fully answered the question? Yeah I have. I dunno what you're talking about!"