#catcf

[wwillywonka]

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[cupcakeshakesnake]

"I don't know how to feel about 154 people wanting to see furry Willy Wonka"

- Me

[footsniffer1-0]

We need some more Wonka from u, he looks amazing in ur style

you ask, and you shall receive

[anisaftz]

Thank you anon from the other day for giving me ideas to make this silly drawing❤🙏

[themarcus404]

The Perry-Plum Garden

[webwizkid]

Mike Teavee with his golden ticket

[jaydencoolguy]

With Veruca and Mike's references completed, I can finally put together all my reference sheets for the CATCF characters! (I will design the parents too BTW just not as fleshed out as these)

[anonymouslyyourssix]

the fact that willy almost always never stays a consistent character in any adaptation he's in is a concept so interesting to me...

[pastacurls]

Thinking about the kids torturing wonka in the afterlife again, one night the kids are particularly angry and wonka essentially gets to play fnaf irl, Charlie always being in the room with wonka but only observing him creepily, Mike purposefully making loud noises to piss wonka off, Augustus stopping certain factory lines so the process is messed up and certain chocolates and other candies arent sent out on time, Violet and veruca leaving certain places a mess for wonka to deal with, veruca hiding wonka’s money in places he’ll never find it, all of which slowly drive wonka insane (well, more insane than he already was)

[cece693]

Johnny depp willy wonka x male

Okay so basically let say you guys got into a big fight over you accidentally being mean to a omoopla loopa (idk) anyway so then Willy is being really consecding and witty and it is a funny argument to watch but not to be in

Okay, but like you read my mind. For the longest time I wanted to write for Willy Wonka but felt some sort of way because it's a kids movie (at least with Edward Scissorhands there were mature themes, but Willy Wonka? That's like toddler level.) But I love his character so much, that I'll probably add mature themes in the future to continue writing for him.

Sweet Insults & Bitter Chocolate

pairing: willy wonka x gender neutral reader tags: changed it to gender neutral cause I don't write for them often, silly argument, make up with a kiss, short, I tried okay?, but I don't see Wonka and their partner getting into any serious argument to garner meanness, do I explain myself?

You had never intended to cause trouble in Willy’s factory, but one accidental slip of the tongue led to perhaps the most ridiculous fight you'd ever had. It all started when you were sampling a new chocolate concoction in Willy’s private laboratory. Distracted by how particularly delicious the new flavor was, you’d nearly tripped over an Oompa Loompa named Milo, knocking the poor little guy's mixing bowl onto the pristine white floor. The vibrant blue candy mixture splattered everywhere, coating Milo’s white jumpsuit.

“Oh no!” you gasped, reaching out in panic. “Milo, seriously, you have to watch where you're standing!” Your voice came out sharper than intended, making Milo’s expression wilt instantly. Your guilt swelled, and just as you started to apologize, the unmistakable voice of Willy Wonka cut through the sugary tension.

“Wowie, someone woke up on the sour side of the candy cane forest today,” Willy remarked dryly, leaning against the doorway with an eyebrow quirked in sarcastic amusement.

You turned, feeling defensive. “It was an accident. I didn’t mean it like—”

“Oh yes, of course, because one should always blame the victim of an Oompa Loompa collision. Really top-notch thinking,” Willy responded, his tone dripping with condescension as his hand tightened over his candy filled cane.

You sighed in exasperation. “Come on, you're exaggerating.”

He grinned, leaning in closer with mock interest. “Oh, exaggerating am I? Did your eyebrows teach you how to make that judgment call, or did you come up with it all by yourself?”

“I apologized, okay?” you snapped, cheeks flushing with frustration.

“Did you?” Willy tapped his chin dramatically, feigning deep thought. “Cause, gosh, I heard more blame than apology. But maybe my ears are full of fudge—let me check.” He tilted his head dramatically, tapping his ear a few times. “Nope! Just wax. Normal human wax.”

You crossed your arms, a bit annoyed and slightly embarrassed at how the situation escalated. “Look, you don't have to turn this into a chocolate-coated soap opera.”

“Don’t have to?” Willy laughed softly, clapping his gloved hands together. “Oh, sugar plum, I absolutely do! Drama adds flavor to everything! Although, I suppose you wouldn't understand that concept; your idea of culinary excitement is probably microwaving instant hot chocolate packets. Heathen.”

You glared at him. "Alright, you're being ridiculous now."

“Am I?” Willy circled you playfully. “But if anyone knows ridiculous, it’s surely the person who talks down to tiny candy-making geniuses. At least I appreciate my workers.”

“Oh please, I love the Oompa Loompas,” you retorted.

“Sure ya do, grumpy gums,” he teased, inspecting his nails. “Is it possible you love them slightly less than you love knocking them around?”

Your jaw dropped. “I didn’t knock Milo—”

“Careful now!” Willy placed a dramatic hand to his chest. “The walls have ears, my dear, tiny Oompa Loompa-sized ears, ready to hear your slanderous insults.”

By now, even Milo had recovered, quietly giggling with his friends from the sidelines, clearly enjoying watching you squirm. You softened your expression, turning pleading eyes to Milo. “Milo, buddy, help me out here.”

The small figure smiled mischievously, shrugging in playful neutrality. Willy tutted smugly. “Oh dear, your witness isn’t cooperating. I suppose you’ll have to plead guilty.”

Rolling your eyes, you grabbed Willy by the shoulders, staring him down seriously. “Look, I’m sorry, okay? Truly. Let’s call a truce?”

Willy squinted suspiciously. “Hmm, tempting. What’s in it for me?”

You sighed, exasperated but amused. “My eternal gratitude and your dignity remaining intact?”

“Pfft.” Willy waved dismissively. “Gratitude is boring, dignity is overrated, and your puppy eyes aren’t as cute as you think. I demand something sweeter.”

“A kiss?” you offered quietly, your cheeks coloring softly.

A wide grin spread across Willy’s face, victorious. “Ah-ha! Now that is a delicious apology. But…” His finger wagged playfully. “Only if you admit you're a terrible, horrible, Oompa Loompa-scaring, grumpy-pants.”

You groaned, face flushing deeper. “You’re unbearable.”

“And yet, you’re still here,” Willy whispered teasingly, leaning in just close enough to brush noses. “Funny how that works, huh?”

Laughing softly, you finally relented. “Fine. I am a terrible, horrible, Oompa Loompa-scaring, grumpy-pants.”

With exaggerated flourish, Willy cupped your face, pressing a brief, sweet kiss to your lips. Pulling back, he murmured smugly, eyes twinkling, “Apology accepted, sugar rush. Now go apologize properly to Milo—or I’ll be forced to write you a very strongly-worded, candy-coated reprimand.”

You chuckled, turning toward Milo, who seemed thoroughly entertained. Willy stood by, happily humming, watching you make peace with his favorite little worker. As annoying as Willy could be when arguing, you had to admit, you adored every ridiculous, overly dramatic, chocolate-scented moment. After all, life with Willy Wonka was always sweet—even when sprinkled with his delightful nonsense.

[wwillywonka]

hey mr. wonka. hey. what does that mean.

[cupcakeshakesnake]

The 2005 movie was a bit of a hyperfixation for 5 year old me so making memes about it 20 years down the line out of nowhere feels pretty weird lol

[bardof-avon]

christian borle and his undying hatred for tiny talking objects

[charlotte-prentiss]

this is quite literally the crowning creation of my entire life

legally borle everyone

[footsniffer1-0]

is the fandom for this musical even alive

[themarcus404]

Just a one hour lil doodle