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gingersssnap · 3 months ago

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U never realize quite how much of your childhood was filled with peanut butter until you're recounting it with ur buddy who's allergic

#rambling #peanut butter sandwich. every day. for years.#apples and peanut butter #celery and peanut butter #waffles and peanut butter #peanut butter toast #grandma's peanut butter CAKE #my brother has done peanut butter in his coffee #and peanut butter in his plain greek yogurt #and peanut butter oatmeal #i hate all of those tho

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welcometothejianghu · 5 months ago

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Two cases in and we've determined that the only way Luo Fei solves anything is by his having a natural 20 Luck score that allows him to correctly guess the answers to the stupid-ass mysteries without any concrete supporting evidence whatsoever.

#detective L #my roommate is a detective #i made this #shitposting is soothing to me #Detective L's mysteries are DEFINITELY the celery that gets the cute boy peanut butter to your mouth #lu yao would deductively kick your flat little ass

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morethansalad · 4 months ago

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Vegan Cream of Peanut Butter Soup

#vegan #appetizer #soups #peanut butter #onion #celery #garlic #oat flour #coconut milk #cayenne #sea salt

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phoenixkaptain · 5 months ago

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People are like “oh, you don’t like celery? Have you tried-“

It’s. No. I don’t just “not like celery.” My body has such a visceral reaction to the very inaction of celery sitting in my mouth that I throw up. To taste is to drink poison. To chew is to feel how my soul shall shred in its demise. I cannot swallow, as my throat closes and refuses to allow passage, as well as airflow.

Yes. I have tried celery dipped in peanut butter.

#the inane ramblings of a madman #peanut butter cannot hide the taste of all of man’s sins #unless you put a ton on #like a tiny 1cm x 1cm x 1cm cube of celery #absolute buried #just fcking demolished #hidden in enough peanut butter to choke an elephant #in that scenario #i enjoy celery in peanut butter #:)#‘was this a necessary post kacie?’ yes

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comvi · 7 months ago

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ooooooh my friend! I found the most delightful picture and I can't stop giggling at it! look at this

THE LITTLE HAPPY FACE GAH….

^ . ^ <- this thinhg

edit thinking about it now i think bugsnax definitely contributed a lot to the joy i get from seeing little treats like these LOL

#IM SUCH A BIG FAN OF BUG DESSERTS #Other bug-snacks too like those celery/peanut butter snails but especially sweets #like yea bugs can be creatures filled with whimsy and joy and sugary sweetness how did you know….#lets dance around this pile of sugarbugs together

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acetonepelican · 3 days ago

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i love you ants on a log plz call me

#celery #peanut butter #raisins #my otp forever

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mod2amaryllis · 7 months ago

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i made something very special today old family recipe it's called "if i don't eat we're fucked but im pretty tired so this is, this is what I'm the fridge is what we're is. so we eat this."

#toaster strudels mashed potatoes celery with peanut butter apples blackberries baby carrots #and a Gatorade. of course.#m2a #food #it's a fatigued day.......

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systemtermz · 1 year ago

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What’s a thing you can’t eat because it’s not edible but really want to eat and I’ll try my best to find you a substitute snack :3

-R/z

#for me it’s bugs and for some reason the food I eat instead is lettuce and celery with peanut butter

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its-celery · 1 month ago

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why celery.

like whats the meaning behind the url im just genunley curious

okay if im being so fr i just really like celery 😭

#i always used sweetpotatoTM for kahoot usernames when i was in grade seven #which is why its my ao3 #but celery is objectively the better vegetable #put some peanut butter and raisins on that shit nom nom #or just raw #celeryanswers #i really like celery

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used-s0ck · 2 months ago

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:) bless up

#celery #peanut butter

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residentcelery · 1 year ago

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I decided to try and decorate a cake for a surprise birthday party I held for one of my bff's.

Enjoy.

#celery talks #cake #tw food mention #food #everything is edible on it too #stump cake with moss and mushrooms #I'm proud i thought of the shelf mushrooms and made them out of soft caramels #i also made homemade peanut butter frosting for it

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ded-inside-anonymous · 7 months ago

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I'm mad at Amaryllis 'flowers'

LOOK AT THIS--

THIS IS CLEARLY CELERY DISGUISING ITSELF AS A FLOWER!

So naturally I Google to see if the stalk is edible because look at the crunchy, water filled stalk THAT IS 100% JUST CELERY COSPLAYING AS A LILY

THE WHOLE THING IS POISONOUS

I SWEAR THIS WAS WRITTEN BY THE AMARYLLIS 'FLOWER' AS A COVER FOR IT BEING FREAKING CELERY!

Unfortunately I have no proof this is not written by scientists so I now have to debate risking death to find out what the forbidden celery tastes like

I'm very conflicted, my friends

Very conflicted