#ants on a log

[sonic-takeover]

Tails, how you holding up?

*He's sitting at a table, eating celery sticks with peanut butter and raisins on them. His nose is still runny but he isn't crying anymore* I'm feeling better... Stone let me talk about why I was upset and made me a snack! *He takes a bite of celery* He's like a mom.

[rat-at-heart]

Had ants on a log, thought the moss was a bit much

[datsomegaystuff]

You cannot put peanut butter into a piece of celery, add raisins on top, call it ants on a log, and expect me to eat your thickass tasteless grass and dried grapes.

[ded-inside-anonymous]

I'm mad at Amaryllis 'flowers'

LOOK AT THIS--

THIS IS CLEARLY CELERY DISGUISING ITSELF AS A FLOWER!

So naturally I Google to see if the stalk is edible because look at the crunchy, water filled stalk THAT IS 100% JUST CELERY COSPLAYING AS A LILY

THE WHOLE THING IS POISONOUS

I SWEAR THIS WAS WRITTEN BY THE AMARYLLIS 'FLOWER' AS A COVER FOR IT BEING FREAKING CELERY!

Unfortunately I have no proof this is not written by scientists so I now have to debate risking death to find out what the forbidden celery tastes like

I'm very conflicted, my friends

Very conflicted

[doctorfriend79]

😋 Happy National Ants On A Log Day! 😋

[rootedincuteness]

It's National Ants on a Log Day!

Resident Human: "Hey there, Ashleaf! The second Tuesday of every September is National Ants on a Log Day! Wanna have some with me?" Ashleaf: "Ummm.... Ants? Like... the little bugs?"

Ashleaf: "Noooo, I'm scared of bugs!" Resident Human: "No, no, calm down, they're not real ants!"

Ashleaf: "They're... They're not...?" Resident Human: "Nope.

Resident Human: "It's the name of a tasty and nutritious snack, made with all these ingredients." Ashleaf: "Ohhh..."

Resident Human: "First we need some celery, for the logs." Ashleaf: "I like celeries!"

Resident Human: "Then we need some peanut butter..." Ashleaf: "What's that for?" Resident Human: "To help our 'ants' stick to their logs." Ashleaf: "Ohhh...."

Resident Human: "And finally, our ants. Otherwise known as raisins." Ashleaf: "Omigosh, what a cute idea!" Resident Human: "I thought you would like it."

Resident Human: "Doesn't that look good?" Ashleaf: "It does look rather tasty. And it smells good too."

Resident Human: "Alright, we've got our sticky logs all ready to go."

Ashleaf: "Time for the ants!" Resident Human: "See? Now you're getting into it!"

Resident Human: "Aaaand, voila! Ants on a log! Or... a few logs."

Ashleaf: "It's cute and delicious!" Resident Human: "And good for you, too. You've got protein and healthy fats in the peanut butter, antioxidants and other good things in the raisins, and veggies with the celery."

Ashleaf: "Then let's not waste any more time in eating it." Resident Human: "I like the way you think!"

[dino-boyo-agere]

First time ever eating ants on a log!!

I used chocolate covered raisins bc I felt like it would be more yummy it is really yummy indeed!! <3

[hiddenstashart]

SNACK CATS ARE HERE

🍰🐈✨

you can find packs in an 8-sticker serving size in my shop

[shipperwithnomister]

Something something midnight snacks can be healthy. Something Something sleep is for the weak.

[buttertubz]

yo what the FUCK dog I turned my back for ONE SECOND and now there’s ANTS all over my freaking LOG

[boingly]

can someone talk about this

[sonic-takeover]

Silver if you see Stone with Tails don’t hurt him he doesn’t know what’s going on and was trying to help Tails by giving him snacks.

(Have a lovely day, Mod💚!)

Oh, Stone is here? I guess that makes sense! *He floats through the halls, poking his head into doors and calling for Tails. He ends up finding him in what looks to be some kind of breakfast nook/evil console combo room. He's sitting on a stool at a table eating childhood snacks while Stone hums at the kitchenette. Silver lands and walks over to him, waving* Hi Tails! Hi Stone!

Hello, Silver!

Hi Silver! Want some ants on a log? *He offers him the plate*

*Silver hesitates, his nose wrinkling* ...... I thought you didn't eat bugs in this timeline...

Huh? We don't, not usually anyway. They're just called that. The ants are really raisins.

Ohh! I get it, haha! *He takes one and eats a bite of it. It's certainly a... Texture. Not a terrible flavor, but definitely not his favorite thing he's eaten* ....... It's.... Interesting!

Hehe, yeah. I don't usually like raisins, but it's weirdly good! I can see myself being nostalgic for this in ten years.

M.. Mhm! It's neat what things you guys have tried putting together. Anyway, um.. Wanna head home?

Oh, uh... Sure, I guess. I wanna talk to Sonic, but... I'm nervous, too. I don't know what I'm gonna say..

I can help you figure it out if you want!

As can I, if you need my help. *Stone places down a bowl of guac and chips*

Ooh! *Silver takes some to cleanse his palette* Mm.. This is good!

Thank you, Silver! It has a secret ingredient~

Oh? What is it?

It's reve-

A secret~

.......

...... Cool! :)

*Tails shakes his head and eats some guac*

[rat-at-heart]

You will never find ants on him

[dilfy-shitposts]

ants on a log is a hotdog

[doctorfriend79]

😋 Happy National Ants On A Log Day! 😋

[the-worms-are-all-right]

shoutout to my mother for thinking ants on a log consists of celery, blue cheese and walnuts