#certifyed

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[kydrakinetic]

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

[toad-school]

new species of bed buge just dropped

[loo-nuh-tik]

Oh, we heard tale of a party.

Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[valentinedagger]

wholesome representation will kill the patient. she needs to torture fictional characters to live

[babynapa]

[nerdyagere]

Fun activities for age regressors:

- nap

- nap

- nap

- where did my plushie go.

- oh its on the floor sorry buddy

- nap

- nap

- na-

[themainspoon]

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

[junglejim4322]

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

being hot isn't only for pretty people btw

[quark-nova]

Just found out about the weirdest shark ever

Prickly dogfish

[fabahater]

wise words from a wise man

[cricketsintheaudience]

inspired by this post from glitchhoppp

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

He might be 6’0 and built like a brick but i see the rage of a teenage girl in his eyes

[bibbysstuff]

Puppy boy