#charsage?? sagemy?? honey bits... bc bees make honey and sage is made of pixels and pixels are either 16 or 8 bit... hrm...

[candleangel3]

charmy sage still infecting my brain... I think sage met the Chaotix bc they were going through one of Eggman's bases and Eggman programmed Sage to watch over all of his bases so she came through the screen of a computer like the bitch from The Ring and scared the shit out of all of them. they weren't really prepared for it and had no idea eggman even had a kid so yes they got their asses one shot soloed by a little girl

charmy would try (and fail honestly) to get sage to come to the good side (she's not gonna go against her dad) but even if she won't budge i think charmy would still attempt to be her friend behind sonic and everyone else's backs because he's afraid they'll make him stop talking to her. he'd introduce sage to all kinds of stuff in his world like the chao garden and pop rocks. sage is mostly 😐 about the entire thing because she's kinda a blank slate but she'll eventually come around to enjoying the time she spends with him.

if the rest of the chaotix found out about sage and charmy's little infatuation with her they'd probably get into a spat but then they all turn and see sage holding her hand out near their only VCR + TV threatening to fry it if they don't leave charmy alone and vector is like STOP THAT WAS EXPENSIVE!! THATS RETRO STOP!!!!!! lolololol

espio just accepts it but vector's a little peeved charmy's crushing on an enemy but he's even more peeved he's apparently into emo girls already. do you have ANY IDEA how expensive charmy's therapy bills are gonna be when charmy hits his teens??? good gaia. charmys like an emo magnet, first he idolizes shadow and now he's crushing on some hot topic ai girl.... we need to study this kid for science