#chat transforms chilchuck

[askchilchuck]

*casts a spell that turns you into a small animal temporarily before running away*

Huh? What do you-

[kaitokrush]

🔥🔥🔥OUR HERE-ME-OUT CAKE PROGRESS 🔥🔥🔥

Part 3/3

5:47 pm

The smallest John Hancock right there!!!

∆Glados | Portal∆ Rumplestilskin | Shrek∆ Pete | Ask @that1nird ∆ John Hancock| Fallout 4 ∆ Arataki Itto| Genshin Impact ∆

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5:58 pm

Can you see everyone?

∆ Winston Smith| 1984∆ Claw creature| Ask @that1nird ∆ Hazmat mask∆ Lewis Dickinson | Guilty Gear ∆ Patrick Bateman | American psycho∆ Monte Gazlowe | World of Warcraft ∆ Kyosuke Higuchi | Death Note ∆ Spike | TMNT ∆ AM | I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream ∆

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6:16 pm

LAST BATCH

∆Tom Nook | Animal Crossing ∆ Lugnut | Transformers Animated ∆ Shirou | BNA∆ Mr. Peabody ∆ Kaiman | Doro he Doro∆ Art the Clown| Terrifier∆ Chilchuck Tims | Dungeon Meshi ∆ Clay Puppington | Moral Oral∆

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All done

[askchilchuck]

*turns you into a crab*

Why you-

He pinches you.

[askchilchuck]

If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on their doors?

He doesn’t seem to know what a 7-11 is, but looks concerned why you’d be curious about their security systems.

[askchilchuck]

*turns you into a sentient chair and leaves*

Hah! Nice try! The amulet Goldstar anon gave protects me from transformation magi- He feels his body tingle the same way as before when other polymorph magic was used.

No, wait! But, I thought-

[askchilchuck]

*turns you into a chinchilla* (ooc: if you don't want to go thru that whole arc again just make it so I'm giving Chilchuck a chinchilla)

He does not seem pleased with you.

[askchilchuck]

Has anyone ever told you that you look like David Tennant or Christopher Eccleston?

It’s hard to tell, but he doesn’t seem to have heard of either of them.

[askchilchuck]

I’m so sorry to say this but you’re so sexy

The chair gives off a disapproving aura.

[askchilchuck]

do you read theory comrade

Chilchuck is a chair. He cannot read.

[askchilchuck]

Hello, this is half-dwarf half-half-foot (....quarter-foot?) from before!

I've taken up fishing by Kakha Brud and it's not too bad. Little boring, but better than nothing right? My other option was selling dragon dung, and while I was... morbidly curious what that experience would be like, I figured it wasn't worth the risk of going somewhere shitty (ha).

Good news though! I met a potion brewer who was willing to use changeling mushrooms in one of their experiments! Aaaand I'll be the one to test it! 🌟🌟🌟

(They seem to have either ignored your advice on the mushrooms or forgotten it.)

Seriously, you need to be carful with that kind of stuff! It’s not something you should be playing around with!

Wh- What? When did-

[askchilchuck]

*blasts all modern meme knowledge into your head*

Distressed and disappointed chair noises.

[askchilchuck]

*Turns you into a cat*

W-Wait, I thought-

Hah! Looks like the amulet still works just fine! Nice try, though.

[askchilchuck]

Might I turn you into a cryptid, little man?

Please don’t. There’ve been enough transformations-

DON’ T YOU DARE-

Angry ant noises.

[askchilchuck]

how much chil would a chilchuck chuck if a chilchuck could chuck chil?

0, becuase he’s a chair.

[askchilchuck]

Sir are you aware that you are a cat?

He doesn’t look very happy.

[askchilchuck]

✨I cast

GIANT DUMBO ELEPHANT EARS

upon ye ✨

Wha- Hey wait!

A puff of smoke surrounds him. When it clears, it’s obvious there’s no change. Haha, very funny. Prick.