#check my

[librarycards]

Me: *reblogs the most fucked up freak sex murder post possible*

Me: omg this is just like that one scene in Failure to Comply 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[musashi]

Hiiii

I'm here to ask what's ur favorite pokemon if you have one and why :D

[iamnmbr3]

snucius, snily, linny

snucius:

category 2: makes sense, doesn't compel me. i get it. i do. prefect lucius took snape under his wing. they were death eaters together. they stayed friends for years after the war (except not actually because snape was secretly working against lucius). their power dynamic shifted because although lucius was a wealthy pureblood and snape was a penniless halfblood voldemort favored snape...especially after his return when lucius fell out of favor with him. there's tons of stuff that that should make it compelling. but they both are just don't fit together somehow and are so much more interesting with other people. I just can't bring myself to care.

snily:

YES. category 1: makes sense, compels me. unpopular opinion but I am SO here for this ship. however, i'm here for it in a toxic heathcliff and catherine type way. give me feral snape and equally feral lily. snape likes inventing spells and exploring dark magic and so does lily. harry doesn't just survive the killing curse due to a lucky sacrifice. he survives due to a willing blood offering and some frankly desperate, dangerous and downright insane blood magic on lily's part. snape is the only one who ever really sees her. let them be vicious and obsessed and rough around the edges. give me the disaster snily ship i crave.

linny:

don't kill me but personally for me this is a category 4: doesn't make sense, doesn't compel me. I feel like this ship works more in fanon with different personalities for the characters than in canon. luna and ginny were never that close. ginny is the first one to say luna is weird and call her looney. and yeah she defends luna once in book 6 but like. we never really see them hanging out and they seem to be different sorts of ppl. I can see how it could work - if we imagine ginny as an outcast post book 2 experiences and have her end up bonding with luna over that. i don't hate it or anything. im just...indifferent;.

send me a ship and I'll tell you which of these categories it falls into

[inkskinned]

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

[schrodingersbobbynash]

id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."

hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.

[injuries-in-dust]

Some weird bird noises that I hope will brighten your day.

[rafeandonlyrafe]

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

[emryste]

redrew some older 2020 art. we remain hedgehog

[pallettown]

genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

[eepykeepy]

That scene

[phantomrose96]

With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.

Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)

You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯

The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)

You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω＼*))

This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D

Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪

Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.

If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O

I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)

Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ＾皿＾)っ

Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.

If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[pseudophan]

redditor joins tumblr and is shocked and upset by the concept of a gifset

[twulfs]

✦ fluorescence

[diabloku]

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.