#cherry posts about ninja nerds

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hey 😉 saw ur post about ur rq being open and let me just say……… MOTORCYCLE SUNARIN!! pretty please with a big fat cherry on top 🤭

𝐊𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 — 𝐑. 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐀

rintarō suna x gn!reader

learning to ride a bike is almost as easy as learning your abc’s, especially when rintarō suna’s your teacher

word count ; 890

cw ; swearing, use of babe/baby/love/other petnames

𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

AND TRUE TO HIS WORD, the next time Rintarō Suna came to pick you up, he intended to teach you how to ride a bike.

Fortunately enough, you were lucky to live somewhere without much of a traffic flow. It was pretty rare to see cars that didn’t belong to your neighbors drive up and down the streets of the small corner of the suburbs you had tucked yourself away in. Teaching you a few meters away from the safety of your home shouldn’t be much of an issue.

A small, smug smile hung on his lips as he watched you walk down the driveway to where he had parked his motorcycle. Even though he had said he’d teach you when he got his bike back from the shop, what sat in front of you wasn’t the bike you’d usually find yourself on the back seat of. As if reading your mind, he rubbed the back of his leather-clad neck.

“Yeah it’s not my usual ride, but I figured you’d learn better with this than my sick ol’ baby.” The lazy grin he threw your way was enough to elicit an eye roll.

“What’s the difference?”

“This one here’s a 2018 Kawasaki Ninja 400, it’s a damn near perfect bike for a beginner. It’ll be perfect for you.” He states handing you the other helmet.

You hum in acknowledgment as you slip the helmet on over your head, adjusting the straps so it fits snugly.

“It’s got a 399cc parallel-twin engine. So it’s practically designed to provide smooth, predictable power delivery, which should help you control the bike a lot easier. The engine also has a pretty manageable torq—”

You cut him off, “babe, you gotta dumb it down for us normal folk.”

You could practically see the blush under his helmet as he pouted down at you.

“It just means that it’ll be easier for you to control.”

“See, now was that so hard?” He grumbles at your teasing.

“Yeah, okay. Here’s some things you gotta know about this bike here.” He starts to point out all the little doodads on the motorcycle, giving a basic ‘motorcycles for dummies’-esque explanation for every thing.

“This here’s the clutch.” He points at the lever on the left handlebar. “You’ll use this to start from a stop, change gears, and slow down. All it does basically is disengage and engage power from the engine.”

“The brakes.” He presses the lever on the right handlebar and points out the pedal with the back of his right foot. “The one the handle is the front brake, controls the front wheel, and is basically 75% of the braking power. The rear one is for the back wheel and it really just helps stabilize your deceleration and stop.”

“The ignition. You obviously know what that is. But this here’s,” he points to a bright red switch on the right handlebar, “the kill switch, when it’s on run, the engine’s running, and when it’s on off, it cuts the power to the engine, so you don’t have to use the key.”

He continues, explaining where everything was, the six different gears on the 2018 Kawasaki Ninja 400, how the throttle works, and to make sure you press, twist, whatever everything gently so you don’t stall the engine.

“Wow, you’re such a nerd.” You state after he’s done with the entire spiel. He rolls his eyes, turning the kill switch off and turning the key to OFF, fully shutting off the bike. With that, he kicks the kickstand to allow the bike to stand at a tilt rather than fall on its side as he gets off.

He hands you the keys and motions for you to get on the bike. Your face pales, realizing that he wasn’t joking about letting you ride the two-wheeled death machine in front of you.

“Oh, you were being serious.”

“When am I not? Don’t answer that.”

You shrug, walking over to the stand-side of the bike, grabbing onto the handlebar, your right hand gently pressing down the brake, you swing a leg over and prop the bike up completely. You can feel the bike dip a little as he swings his leg over and sits behind you.

The proximity nearly makes you jump out of your skin. Sure you’ve been close to him before, you’ve ridden his bike with him for fuck’s sake. The only difference? This time you were the one driving and he was the one with his hands on your waist. He smelled faintly of cedar wood and pine and just a little bit of aftershave.

You do as he had said a few minutes ago, and as the engine roared to life, it did nothing to ease your nervous jitters.

“You’ve got this, love. Plus, I’m right here, don’t worry.” His cool, calm words set your heart aflutter. Yeah, he’s right behind you, he’d never let anything happen to you. You trusted him with your life.

With that, you downshift to 1st gear from neutral and slightly jerk forward with a yelp. You can feel his chuckles against your back as he leans forward, covering your hands with his own.

“C’mon baby, you’ve got it, don’t be afraid.”

And with that, you took off.

a/n ; i hope you enjoy ‘cus i know i did (NOT PROOFREAD)

[kakakakashi]

Darling!! I just really want to say thank you for ALL your UCHIHA hcs!! They’re absolutely delicious!! Anyway I know your super busy but if you have time may I prettyyyyy pls maketh a small request for kinktober?? A pregnant sex hc with all our fav uchihas? I just can’t get enough of your Uchiha breeding kink TM 😂 I love your work! Stay Cherrylicious! ❤️🍒

You are cherrylicious, fam! 🍒 Lol, thanks. My hcs aren’t delicious, though. The Uchiha are… At least Shisui is. The further I get in with the story, the more I’ll be able to add. Personally, I’m not doing kinktober just because I’ve got too much on my plate rn, but lbr, I never need an excuse to be nasty. I’m just gonna be gross 365 days a year. My kinkiness isn’t limited to a month. You can’t get enough? Lol, neither can they. Motherfuckin Uchiha. Anyway…

*NSFW under the cut*

Itachi

This man gets so soft for you when he sees you doing domestic shit when you’re pregnant, and he just remembers how much he adores you.

You’re doing something as simple as drying the dishes while he washes, and as soon as the two of you are done, he just kisses you so sweetly and passionately.

You can’t deny him kisses when he looks at you like you hung the stars in the sky.

Do you start it? Does he start it? Nobody knows.

You’re already being carried to the bedroom, so he can make slow, sweet love to you.  

He literally worships you, paying extra attention to your bump because he can’t believe that you’ve got his kid in there.

He plays with your breasts a lot too, and it feels so good.

Will insist that you lay back and let him take care of you.

Believe me, you will not lift a finger. This dork is not having it. Like, you’re already doing so much for him, he just wants to make you feel so good.

He’ll eat you out until you’ve come at least twice just from his tongue and fingers before he even thinks about putting his dick in you.

And he takes it slow, like I said. He just wants to pamper you.

He makes sure you’re in the most comfortable position possible while he’s languidly thrusting in and out of you.

It’s all very soothing and relaxing.

When you come the third time, it rolls over you in slow, undulating waves, and he works you through it with fluid motions that have your body feeling like you’re floating.

After you come down, he’s on the verge of following you, your walls spasming and contracting around him and encouraging his hips to stutter while he moans, and his eyes roll back.

You’re both fuckin spent, and your entire body’s tingly.

Itachi just gently kissed everywhere across your skin while you stay connected for a bit, just cherishing each other.

Ugh, it’s so soft and good. It’s like your underwater.

Madara

He’s not necessarily actively interested in pregnant sex in my opinion.

Like, you’re already pregnant. His job is done. He’s gonna go fight Hashirama until you have the kid.

Then, he’ll fuck another one into you.

So, if you want it, you’re gonna have to seduce him.

Given, it’s not that hard. Just get him jealous or just sit on his lap while he’s reading and start grinding on him.

He’ll eventually put down whatever he was reading.  

He’ll also definitely make you get off on his thigh before he fucks you.

He’ll also make you take off all your clothes while he’s still completely clothed.

He likes the look of your bump while you pleasure yourself on his thigh.

He’s just going to watch you while you take what you need because you’re so desperate for him.

Like, you’ve already got his baby inside you, and it’s still not enough for you?

Then he’s gonna make you ride him right there on the couch.

He’ll make you beg for it first, though.

Your legs will be exhausted, but it’ll totally be worth it.

He’s going to allow you to control the pace for once just because he doesn’t want to hurt the baby.

He basically just sits and makes you do all the work for once.

And once he’s done, he’ll carry you to your bed and clean you up because you’re carrying an Uchiha, and you deserve to be taken care of for that, no matter how rough around the edges he is.  

Obito

Pregnancy hormones are a bitch sometimes.

And let me tell you, you are so fucking horny, and he’s not even close to complaining.

There’s this one comedian who did a show about having a kid… and I just can’t get it out of my head rn because I feel like there’s this one part… that’s just… the epitome of being pregnant with Obito’s kid, but anyway.

“It’s like having sex with Space Mountain!”

If you know what this is from, let’s be friends.

So literally, anytime you’re feeling horny, just go for it.

It’s so good for him, like… he didn’t have a pregnancy kink until you got pregnant because the sex is just that fucking good.

Just, all the magical contractions and positions and shit.

And every time, you’re blowing his mind, and he’s blowing yours.

It’s very sloppy and hot, but he still tries his best to be gentle with you.

He loves experimenting with positions, and he definitely wants to incorporate some of them into your sex life after the pregnancy

He will literally do anything you ask. You make the rules in the bedroom when you’re pregnant. The only thing he won’t do is something that could potentially harm you or the baby.

He loves how your tits get bigger, and he loves to play with them when you guys fuck.

Lots of nipple play. Oops.

He always kisses your belly after when he gets all soft and cuddly. He’ll also talk to the baby while you’re lying down together.

Sasuke

He can’t wait for you to give birth, so he can put another one in you. Like, he’s counting down the days until your due date because he wants to restore his clan have a big family, okay?

Nobody dies here.

But like… sometimes, he just sees you, and his brain goes to his dick.

The man has no self-control in all honesty. Like… *gestures to the entirety of Naruto*

Anyway, he’s like “the love of my life carrying my child must not be touched by anyone,” but then his dick gets hard, and he’s like “... except me... to please them.”

So, he’s gonna give you that slow broody sex that he’s too into because the boy is Dramatique™ .

And I mean, are you really complaining when he’s fucking you nice and slow, letting you really feel everything in your overly sensitive state?

The answer is no.

He’s another one that will do his best to make you comfortable before he starts, but he does it quietly.

And as he gets closer, his pace picks up until it’s more moderate than slow.

And he’s gonna tell you that he can’t wait for you to have your baby so he can knock you up again.

Especially because it’s so good.

And you cum pulling his hair and crying his name.

He’s just living for it all, and the breeding kink comes out, and he’s just kind of a mess.

Sasuke is another one that will be like “You’re already pregnant with my child, and you’re still begging me to cum in you?”

He will, though.

And he’ll take whatever pours out on his fingers to push it back inside you.

Shisui

Nasty motherfucker gets turned on when you wear tighter clothes, and he sees your bump bulging underneath.

He’s like “Yeah, I did that. I put that baby in there.”

Omg, god forbid you wear something that makes the bump peek out.

He also kind of wants to make you feel really good because he knows your body is going through a lot making a whole other person.

He’ll insist you sit on his face even more than usual.

With all the contractions and sensitivity, the man’s gonna fuck you every chance he gets.

He also thinks your pregnancy glow is really sexy.

Like, if you’re even the slightest bit horny, he’s got you on your back on the nearest surface.

He just really wants to please you all the time because you’re carrying his baby. Like… he just thinks the sun shines out your ass.

On days where you’re both off, he always tries to convince you to just stay home all day.

He just wants to snuggle and talk and make love all day because he wants you to be pampered in your state.

Some days you let him, and you just take your time with each other.

He’ll make you sit on his face, and when you try to return the favor, he just stops you because “don’t worry about it. We have all day, love.”

And the whole day is just bathed in this ethereal golden glow while he draws countless moans and sighs out of you.

He’s also gonna kiss everywhere on your body, especially your bump.

He knows that body insecurities can come with pregnancy, but he wants to quiet those fears before they even have the chance to develop.

It’s literally all about you. It’s so fucking sweet, and this dork is just wonderful.

OMG, but your kid 100% has his lil dimples. K thx byee.

[kakakakashi]

need hcs for jealous/angry sex with dom!jiraiya, shikaku and tobirama 👀🤡

So do I, fam! I’m always a slut for Shikaku. Jiraiya and Tobirama are also good. I just… Shikaku, man. I’m also really feeling Jiraya rn, but I think that’s because I’m on my period and majorly hormonal.  

*NSFW under the cut*

Tobirama

Madara looked at you for too long.

Let’s just leave it at that.

Like, he knows you’re extremely attractive. You’re his lover for a reason.

But if Madara just glances at you, he’ll be salty.

If Madara checks you out… oh, god. It’s over.

He basically drags you home while you’re pissed at him because “Tobirama, what the hell? We were in the middle of the market. We have errands to run. We can’t just go home already! Why do we even have to go home.”

He tells you to shut your mouth, but you don’t until he’s walking you inside, locks the door, and faces you with fire in his eyes.

Aaaaaand now you’re wet.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand now it clicks.

You would smirk at him, but the man is just towering over you, and about to explode.

You end up in the bedroom, and he’s got your arms pinned above your head while you’re on your bed, legs spread, and Tobirama is fucking you into the mattress.

He grabs you by the chin and asks you who you belong to.

“Tell me, do you think anyone else could make you feel like this? Could anyone make you scream like I do?”

Shikaku

I don’t see Shikaku as one to get jealous easily. If anything, it’s probably because you guys have a petty fight that gets really heated.

Like, it’s probably about the dishes or something.

Or even like… if Shikaku is wearing through his sandals, but he refuses to get a new pair because, “these are perfectly fine! I can still walk in them. They still do their job. When they break, I’ll get a new pair.”

Or he says you look ridiculous in a new blouse or something. Idk, just an argument over something small that ends up blowing up.

You probably say something smart.

“Fine, you want to be a brat. I’ll treat you like a brat.”

Grabs you, bends you over the nearest surface, and whispers in your ear, “Where’d that smart little mouth of yours go, huh?”

Ugh! I can just hear that in his voice, and uuuuuuuuugh!

You just whine out, and you can feel him wiggling you out of your pants and underwear.

He only slips an inch or so inside you until you’ve got tears in your eyes, and you’re begging him to fuck you.

He’ll pull you up against his chest by your hair and fuck you hard until you’re screaming nonsense for him.

Jiraiya

DADDYKINKDADDYKINKDADDYKINKDADDYKINKDADDYKINK

Sorry, what?

You know exactly what you’re doing when you shamelessly flirt with some guy you have no intention of pursuing while Jiraiya is busy getting you two drinks.

Grabs you, throws you over his shoulder, and carries you home like that the second he sees you.

Spanks you until your ass is cherry red and then some.

Makes you count, and if you forget your place, he’s starting again.

You’re gonna beg for him to fuck you by the time he’s done, and he’s gonna deny you.

“You want me to give you my cock? Ah, ah, ah. You should’ve thought about that before you were naughty.”

Makes you suck his fingers and then will fuck your throat.

Once he’s finished, and he’s sure you’ve swallowed everything, he’ll decide you’ve made up for your bad behavior.

Then he’s gonna press your face into the mattress and fuck you hard, reminding you who you belong to.

He’s not here for your bad behavior and will 100% tame you if you’re a brat.

He’ll tell you how you were so good for him after while holding you.

[raphmona]

How did Ramona become your favorite ship and how did you become a hardcore Ramona shipper?

I guess it was just instinct. I knew I found something special when I came across RaMona and my love for it just grew as the years went on.

It all started when I was watching one of Black Nerd Comedy’s TMNT videos on YouTube. He was doing a ninja turtles Q&A and someone asked him if he would ever like to see Mona Lisa in the 2012 series. He agreed that Mona should return and called her “Raphael’s lady”.

Note: This was in March 2014, over a year before Mona Lisa was introduced in the 2012 show in November 2015

I was very new to TMNT at this time, with the 2012 series being my introduction, so I had very little knowledge of the franchise and other versions, but I was a sucker for romance side plots and my curiosity was peaked. So I did some digging on YouTube and found the 1987 episode “Raphael Meets His Match” and I watched it. This was my very first episode I ever watched of the 87 series and I fell in love with Mona Lisa and especially her relationship with Raph. I loved how well her personality clashed with Raph, snarky stubborn sass with even more snarky stubborn sass. I squealed when she called him a doll and kissed his cheek. Him assuring her that he thinks she’s beautiful warmed my heart and them reuniting by the end of the episode was so sweet. You can image my disappointment when I learned that was her ONLY episode and she never came back. So I relied on fanart and fan comics of her, hopefully waiting for the return of this ship.

For those who don’t know, back when the 2012 series was running there were A LOT of fans who would constantly email/DM the producers and writers of the show on social media, asking them to bring Mona Lisa into the 2012 series. I will admit I was one of those fans 😅 I never harassed them like other fans did, but I do remember commenting on their instagram post regarding the topic once or twice.

Also funny fact, apparently Sean Astin (2012 Raph’s voice actor) was also one of those people. He constantly kept on asking Branden and Ciro (the producers) when Raph was going to get a love interest, cause he saw every other turtle get a GF except Raph. Angry turtles need love too! XD

Fast forward to August 2015, San Diego Comic Con, at a TMNT 2012 panel, they announce that Mona Lisa will be coming to the series in the upcoming season 4 as a warrior from an alien planet. I fangirled so hard that night when I watched the panel on YouTube! I was squealing so loud and dancing around my bedroom! I was so happy I started to cry! My OTP was finally returning!

It was 2012 RaMona that sealed the deal for me. After watching their first episode “The Moons of Thalos 3”, I fell in love with them. Raph falling for her because she punched him in the face is both hilarious and adorable, and also (strangely) very in character for him. His “what a woman” line made me squeal in excitement. Their first kiss, I couldn’t help but cheer. I didn’t care about any other ship except for them. To actually see a happy healthy couple with little to no problems in this series was a breath of fresh air. I never cared for Apritello, Leor*i I was questioning (that’s a whole different can of worms I’m not getting into now), I didn’t care for Capril, and though I liked Renetangelo I wasn’t crazy for them. The more Mona appeared in the show the more my love for the ship grew. Them constantly flirting or making out in the middle of battle, how trusting they are of each other, how supportive they are of each other in combat, and even their biggest road bump with Lord Dregg they were able to over come, with the cherry of that episode being Mona confessing her love to Raph. Even when back on Earth, Raph still thinks about her, loves her and stays loyal to her. In truth, Mona made Raph a better man. Them reuniting in season 5 kinda leaves us with an open book because now we get to decide what happens with them now that they are on Earth together. I just know from the look they gave each other at the end of the episode as they held each other in their arms that they will be living happily ever after 🥰

We only ever see this ship in a hand full of episodes in the 2012 series, but it was enough to show me and the audience how happy and healthy this couple is compare to the other ships. I love them. I adore them. I want a relationship like theirs one day. I wanna find my Raph to my Mona. I want to continue to see this ship in other versions of TMNT in the future!

I will stand proud and say that I am the captain of the Raph x Mona Lisa ship! 🫡💞

[fantastic-rambles]

Sk8 Character Thoughts

Yeah, so y’all have to deal with me venting my latest obsession, lol. Sorry to everyone who followed me for other stuff, I will get back to it eventually. ^^;

I was gonna write out individual walls of text for everyone to be fair, but I decided that’s too much work and I’d go crazy before I finished (plus I’m feeling guilty for neglecting my fanfiction writing), so I’m just gonna bullet point some of the random things I think about various skaters (opinions and theories).

The order is the approximate order of which I like characters, though it’s not a strict ranking. I like most of the characters in the show to some extent.

Adam (Shindo Ainosuke)

I’ve already said a lot about him, you can check it out here and here. I’ll probably end up saying more about him before the show ends, too. xD

Yes, he is an absolutely awful person, but that’s what makes him amazing.

I will say that he needs a better costume designer. He looks like a clown. It looks like something that he designed when he was, like, five years old.

The mask is great though. <3

Cherry Blossom (Sakurayashiki Kaoru)

I love the super analytical types, but I also feel like Carla is a crutch for him. He’s a great skater, but if he didn’t have Carla, I don’t think he’d be able to compete at the level of the other top skaters. But all the more props to him for finding a way that he could compete at that level.

He totally had a thing for Adam before. But I think that even then, Adam was too fucked up to be able to have a romantic relationship, so nothing came of it. Because if Adam did actually learn what real love was like rather than confusing abuse for love, I don’t think he would have turned out the way he did.

It’s pretty clear that until he gets smacked by Adam, he’s still looking up to Adam and clinging to what they had before. And it bleeds into his non-skating life as well: when he did his calligraphy demonstration, I think that he hoped Adam would see it, which was why he picked that specific phrase and explained it--to let Adam know that it wasn’t too late to make amends (not that Adam would have given a fuck even if he did see it).

I love his character design as a teen, and I’m sad that he’s become more respectable-looking (though still hot af) as an adult. I’m a sucker for guys with long hair in anime/manga.

He is absolutely a weeb. He’s made an AI assistant who he calls Carla, which creeps out Joe (in a cute, lovable way, not in an Adam way), and he incorporates her into almost all aspects of his life. Like, he just happens to have an AI-augmented wheelchair handy, why?

He also dresses up like a ninja when he’s skating, goes around in a kimono in his daily life, etc. etc. Okay, maybe the kimono can be excused since he’s a calligrapher (though I’m pretty sure that’s not the norm regardless, except for maybe if the artist is at some sort of exhibition?), but people’s costumes seem to show off who they really are beneath the mask they put on for society. So Cherry secretly wants to be a ninja. xD

I’m not on any specific ship, but if I had to pick one to board, it would be Matchablossom.

Can we please have a spinoff that’s just about Adam, Cherry, and Joe when they’re teenagers?

Snow (Hasegawa Langa)

Frankly, Langa’s only up this high because I love his dynamic/rivalry with Adam. If Adam didn’t exist, he’d be below Joe, maybe below Tadashi.

Not that I don’t like Langa, but he’s just an oblivious skating nerd. He’s skilled and passionate, but I don’t really feel that he really stands out as a standalone character. He’s more of a foil for other characters (mostly Adam and Reki).

I guess what stands out the most to me is his ability to improvise when he’s falling behind, since his skill level is understandably lower than most of the other people he skates against. Like finding alternative pathways to the finish line versus Shadow and Miya, or using Joe’s strength to propel him forward. Or just, like, flying off the edge of a cliff to take a shortcut. That too. xD

His snow motif is pretty cool. (No pun intended.)

And I won’t deny that he’s cute. He’s actually the reason I started watching, because I saw some fanart of him and got curious. Came for the Langa, stayed for the Adam. <3

I feel bad for him for having a jealous jerk as basically his only friend though.

Joe (Nanjo Kojiro)

He’s such a teddy bear. <3

Joe’s the heart to Cherry’s brain, and I adore the way they balance each other out. I love Vitriolic Best Buds.

What surprised me, though, is that Joe seems to have a better understanding of Adam’s current character than Cherry does, since Cherry is so precise and analytical. Though the flashback clarified that some since it’s pretty obvious that Cherry is/was biased where Adam is concerned. Sure, Joe was also friends with Adam back then, but it seems that Cherry was the one most star-struck by Adam.

But Joe obviously knows and accepts that Adam’s changed, unlike Cherry, though he probably doesn’t know the reason why. He seemed to be expecting something to happen during the race, so it didn’t surprise him when it did, though he was sad/disappointed by it. It seemed like he was concerned and wanted to warn Cherry before his race (which is super cute), and when everyone else was flinching from seeing the assault on Cherry, Joe didn’t look away. I don’t think he knew exactly what Adam was going to do (I don’t think anyone did, lol), but he knew Adam was going to do something.

I don’t think he was serious when he said the reason Adam is avoiding their beefs is because he’s afraid he’ll lose, though. Yeah, he wants to race Adam, and he wants to win, but I think he’s more grounded when it comes to Adam, so he probably knows that Adam would beat him if it came down to it. Whereas Cherry legitimately thought he could win if Adam held back.

Also, his skateboard wheels are ridiculous. How do they even work?

Snake (Kikuchi Tadashi)

He got an ask post, yay, so not going to rehash it here.

I really hope that Adam realizes at some point that Tadashi is the only person who really knows and understands him, and comes to appreciate everything that Tadashi’s done for him.

Miya (Chinen Miya)

Such a brat, omg.

I get that he’s a kid, and kids are brats, and so it’s a fairly realistic depiction. I just hate kids. >.>

Pretty much the only time I’ll really like a child character is when they’re precocious as fuck and not child-like at all, which I get defeats the purpose, but that’s me.

Brattiness aside, he is skilled and appreciates Reki standing up to Adam on his behalf, so much so that he’s willing to spend his time training a “slime” just so Reki doesn’t get completely crushed by Adam. And he’s also willing to work with Langa to teach him the most difficult trick in skating (the Caspar Slide) for the same reason.

Ultimately, he’s a good kid, but he’s had some bad experiences that make it harder for him to trust people since he’s afraid they’ll leave him. He’s still willing to try, though, if people will give him a chance.

Also, the one ep when they go on vacation and Miya pretends Joe is his daddy (and Cherry is his mommy, rofl--hi Matchablossom!) to drive away the women Joe’s hitting on... hilarious.

Kyan Reki 

An even bigger brat.

Again, yeah, he’s a teenager and teens are “just like that,” but I hate those kinds of characters.

Just because his friend is a skating genius, he gets all pissy and stops being friends with him? Showing up to cheer Langa on and then completely running away doesn’t redeem him in my eyes. I get that he’s disappointed that he’s not capable of skating at the level of the top skaters and frustrated that Langa surpassed him so easily, but that’s no excuse to take it out on Langa (or anyone else).

And everyone complains about Adam being possessive, but they just gloss over the fact that Reki repeatedly tries to force Langa to promise to not skate against Adam, even roping in their manager, when he knows that Langa likes accepting challenges and has fun doing them. He just wants to keep Langa to himself, and he’s jealous as fuck that Langa is obsessed with skating against Adam.

Langa even explicitly tells him that he’s not racing Adam just because he’s upset about what Adam did to Reki, but because he wants to do it. Which is the exact same fucking reason Reki gives for not listening to Joe and Miya, and Langa supports his decision then. Why can’t Reki do the same?

Yes, he’s traumatized because his friend who introduced him to skating was seriously injured and had to quit skating, and he got hurt skating against Adam, but just like for Adam: YOUR TRAUMA/BACKSTORY DOES NOT JUSTIFY YOUR BEHAVIOR.

Plus, the whole “we’ll never disappear from your sight” that he told Miya? Psych!

Like, seriously. He knows the kid has abandonment issues because people leave him because he’s too good at what he does, and then he just goes ahead and poofs, putting both Miya and Langa through the same exact fucking thing.

Though I’m sure that the power of friendship will give him a miraculous recovery and he’ll build a new board for Langa so Langa can beat Adam before Adam gets hauled off to jail. It’ll probably be a cheesy make-up where Langa says something about how he can only use Reki’s boards, so it’s like they’re skating together when he races or whatever.

I do respect his ability to observe other skaters and make boards that are perfectly suited to them, though. And he knows that he’d be good in that support role. But he wants to be the hero, so he’s suffering from eighth grader syndrome and lashing out because reality doesn’t conform to his wishes.

Shadow (Higa Hiromi)

Just fucking die already, ‘kay?

I don’t even know what to say. He’s all caught up in his “antihero” complex or whatever (I don’t even remember if that’s the right term, and I don’t give a fuck), and he’s got a nasty personality. Like burning Reki’s board or threatening to have a guy tattoo “Dumpster Slut” above his girlfriend’s name.

You really expect me to believe that he’d treat his manager respectfully if they started dating when he does something like that? His polite florist persona is such a sham.

And he’s a shit skater. How the hell is he in the top 8? If they can throw in a random guy we’ve never seen before (Harry), then they could have just as well put in some other trash mob instead of Shadow, who only didn’t get knocked out in the quarterfinal round because he was racing a nobody.

Imo, all of his “cute” little tricks like throwing fireworks at his opponent or shining a laser into their eyes is worse than what Adam does. Once he does that, he relinquishes all control over the situation, so anything could happen, such as his opponent crashing into a wall or falling off a cliff, which could result in serious injuries or even death. On the other hand, Adam always remains in control when he’s trying to throw off his opponent by forcing them to dance with him and freaking them the fuck out by pushing their limits. Even when he’s holding Reki’s head about an inch above the ground, he won’t let Reki brain himself on a rock or something. And even when he smacks Cherry with his skateboard, his attack leaves Cherry conscious and so lightly injured (relative to what could have been) that he doesn’t even need to stay in the hospital. (I don’t think he actually needs a wheelchair, other than probably being a bit woozy from a concussion, maybe. And maybe not even that if Joe isn’t concerned enough to wake him up/keep him from being unconscious.) Yeah, Adam fucks with his opponents, but if they can get over it, they can get back on a board. There’s a good chance that won’t happen if they get in an accident caused by Shadow, other than for anime logic.

“What about Adam’s Love Hugs??” What about them? Yes, he’s not holding on to his opponents to control their falls, but the point of it is to make them flinch and fall backwards, against the line of motion. That naturally will decrease the severity of their physical injuries, unlike when Reki and Harry fall off the course at full speed versus Shadow.

The only reason he doesn’t have a higher body count than Adam (or even a literal body count) is plot convenience, since he’s not the villain.

[kakakakashi]

WTF? WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY? THAT’S NOT FAIR!

Pls enjoy my hobo face 😌🤭

[sibillascribbles08]

Red Blue Chartreuse

Little E and Frigidus drabble for oc x canon day in which I attempt to not massively spoil my fics lmao

(Title from the song Chartreuse by Capital Cities)

“Just what do you see in that nerd anyway?” Harumi asked him when he told her he was heading out to Borg tower yet again. They were jobless right now, after all. At least until Ronin found something else to steal from another realm.

And what else was E to do with his freetime these days? He could train, of course, but he always felt much better spending his afternoons hanging around Frigidus’s lab, watching him work, helping out when he could. Sometimes the hacker would ask him to hang onto some information and E would hold his hand against his face, wondering what it would feel like.

Frigidus still thought that was the only way to transfer data into his systems. E almost felt bad for lying but no harm no foul, right?

What did he see in Frigidus? It was as simple as the fact that he was always happy to see E, right?

Most people were frightened of him, probably rightfully so. The only exceptions were Dareth, Ronin and Harumi, all of which were his family now. He always did his best to give off a gentle impression in public but it never lasted. He had trouble emoting. His dark sunglasses were intimidating, but the red glowing eyes underneath weren’t any less so. Sometimes he thinks he has a chance, picking up things someone dropped or holding open the door. Their thankful smiles would always vanish when they caught a glimpse of his eyes underneath his glasses.

People still didn’t trust nindroids after all, even if Zane and Echo were an exception. Perhaps Pixal as well, but no one outside of the ninja knew the identity of Samurai X.

People were afraid of him. It was a fact E knew from the start, and one he accepted, mostly.

It was still frustrating from time to time.

But Frigidus wasn’t like that. The hacker’s face would light up whenever he entered the room, already prattling on about his current project. It was surprising how much he could talk, but maybe he just didn’t like the silence, as E mainly communicated with sign language or by texting.

There wasn’t a hint of fear or intimidation. He didn’t hesitate to get close, look him in the eye, complain that the sunglasses made it to hard to read what E was thinking. E would take them off, or put them on top of his head, wondering how the intense red didn’t bother him.

Even when they first met Frigidus hadn’t been scared of him. Nervous, of course, but anyone would have been considering the situation. Ninjago was falling apart and he’d suddenly been slammed with the responsibility to patch up a broken nindroid he’d never seen before.

It was a blessing he knew sign language, made it a little easier for E to communicate.

E entered Borg Tower with the visitor pass that Frigidus had finally gotten for him. Borg had been hesitant, but Frigidus said it was either that or E would keep breaking in by hacking the system or slipping in from the roof. E gave a polite nod to the receptionist at the desk, who just eyed him with caution.

The usual.

He got stuck in the elevator with another poor employee. The man stayed pressed against the back corner, never taking his eyes off E. If the nindroid turned up his hearing he’d knew he’d hear the man’s racing heartbeat.

When they reached the man’s floor, he scrambled out of the elevator. The pair of women who were waiting just gave him an awkward smile. One said, “We’re going down so we’ll wait for the next one.”

Probably a lie, E didn’t argue. He just let the doors close without a word.

When he reached his destination there was a crowd waiting. They completely split apart as he exited the elevator, giving him more than enough room to move down the hall. He didn’t glance at them, or apologize, it’d only make them more nervous. Every now and then he’d hear the people who worked here gossiping to each other, asking why he was here, what did he want. Today they were silent.

He used his pass again to open the door to Frigidus’s lab. The room was fairly impressive, huge, despite Frigidus’s insistence that he didn’t need all this space. He was a programmer first, inventor second. Anything he did with machine parts was out of necessity rather than curiosity.

Despite that it was fairly crowded, boxes of spare parts and old files. His work desk was littered with with his current projects, still trying to design weapons that could tap into elemental powers. He’d made breakthroughs with them ages ago, but still refused to release it.

“You know the villains of this country.” He’d said. “You build something like this and they flock to it like desperate parents during a holiday sale at the department store.”

E laughed at the analogy, and Frigidus’s face lit up at the sound.

“E!”

That same expression was on his face now as he slid his chair away from the computer.

“Man, you’re just in time. I’ve got a big surprise for you today.”

E tilted his head.

“Well, you know.” Frigidus got up and headed over to him. “I asked Ronin if you had some kind of birthday and he said not really? But he gave me the date he activated you after repairing you so I guess today counts? I mean, maybe you don’t really celebrate it but…” He was rubbing the side of his head, pushing his hair out of his face only for it to bounce back.

“You got me a present?” E signed.

“Well sure, I think you earned one if nothing else.” Frigidus smiled at him, blue eyes glittering behind his glasses.

E wanted to be happy but he was confused. He was still so confused. “Why aren’t you scared of me?”

Frigidus’s smile dropped. “Huh? Should I be? I mean, I know you have the whole death biker look going on.” He gestured to E’s jacket. “And I know you can tear the shit out of almost anyone, but you’ve been nothing but polite to me since day one.”

That was true but… “Most people are still frightened of me, regardless of how nice I act.”

“Cause they’re stupid.” Frigidus glared for a moment. “Did some other jackass from the engineering department talk shit about you? I’ll flood their email with awful heavy metal covers.”

E smiled and shook his head.

“Fine, just keep me posted on that. Don’t worry about it right now anyway, come on.” Frigidus grabbed his hand and pulled him to the corner of the room. There was a blue sheet covering something that was domed on top. “Now I can’t take all the credit for this, Zane gave me the idea, but I thought it could help you out, you know?”

Zane had the idea? What could that possibly mean? E prayed it had nothing to do with his ridiculous hairstyle.

“Alright, here she is.” Frigidus ripped the sheet off.

Underneath was a bird cage, a fairly large one, and perched in the center was a… vulture? No. E blinked, trying to get a closer look at it. The shape indicated a vulture, but not a real one. It’s black and red feathers were synthetic. It’s face looked more like a skull, eyes glowing red. Its head tilted with a click. It shifted on its mechanical feet, long claws curled around the post.

“I named her Cherry Berry, or just Cherry.” Frigidus snickered. “Not that you have to tell anyone that. Figured if Zane had a bird companion you could too, something more fitting to your style. I programmed her system to work almost effortlessly with yours. She’s built with heat vision, infrared, and can even shoot lasers out of her eyes.” Frigidus pointed to his own and grinned. “I tried to give her a flamethrower too but it kept causing her feathers to burn so I’m working on that.”

Frigidus opened the cage and gestured to her. The huge bird hopped out, landing on his arm. She seemed to be almost too heavy for him to manage.

“Claws are already sharp.” Frigidus cringed. “But they can extend some too, latch on tighter. Built her out of light material but still durable so she can take a few hits.” He tapped on her chest. “Go on, see if you can connect to her and communicate a bit, get her up and running.”

E wasn’t entirely sure about this, but he trusted Frigidus. He did a quick scan for nearby signals, picking the bird’s up right away. There seemed to be security clearance for it, but he must have already been added in as it let him through with no trouble.

“Hello, E.” The bird’s voice was soothing, gentle, far different from her appearance. “It is nice to meet you.”

E wasn’t sure what to do at first. Eventually he held out his arm, much how Frigidus was. Cherry hopped over to him immediately. Her weight didn’t mean much to him, but she was lighter than he expected.

“Let me know when you start taking her out for test runs, send me some data. I can make improvements from there.” Frigidus grinned at him. “Think she’ll be pretty handy next time you and Harumi stake out a place. She’s got a bunch of other features but I think I’ll let you figure them out as you go.”

“If you like I can go ahead and build a map of the city.” Cherry tilted her head. She moved so much like a bird.

E figured that was a good idea, and Frigidus’s eagerness to test her out only pushed him further. They rode the elevator up to the roof of the building. The hacker was practically skipping around before finally settling against the railing.

Dork.

“Don’t strain yourself.” E told the bird. “If something isn’t functioning correctly you should come back.”

“Of course.” She nibbled at his ear before she jumped off his arm and over the side. Her wings caught her, sturdy and well put together. The wind lifted her back into the air and she flew on over the city.

“Awesome,” Frigidus grinned. “We tested flying in the lab but it’s so much better seeing it out here. I was a bit worried how her wings would handle the outside air.” He opened the holoscreen from his jacket, taking a few notes.

E waved to get his attention before signing, “Thank you.”

Frigidus shut the screen down, still smiling. “No need to thank me. About time I returned the favor for all those times you saved my ass.”

E decided to be bold, taking a step forward. “I will save it as many times as I need to.”

“Come on, I can’t be that special.”

He shook his head. He wanted to tell him that he was, that he was wonderful, that E wouldn’t know what to do if he stopped being a part of his life.

But he wasn’t sure how, and maybe it would take too long to sign it out, so instead he just brought up his hand to say, “I love you.”

Frigidus’s cheeks turned pink, then his ears. His eyes glanced away but he was still smiling. “Yeah, love you too.”

“Just what do you see in that nerd anyway?” Harumi had asked. It really wasn’t anything thrilling or complicated. E just loved being around him, because the feeling was mutual, and that was that.

His hand moved slowly to Frigidus’s face, cupping his cheek, tilting his head up. E always hesitated with things like this because he didn’t want to spook him. He didn’t want to do something that would push Frigidus away for good. But maybe now–

A light clack interrupted them. They both turned to see Cherry sitting there, red eyes fixed on them.

“Oh, don’t stop on my account.” If she had the ability to smile no doubt she would be.

E felt his system heat up as he let go. Frigidus’s face turned even more red.

Cherry’s laughter echoed in the back of his mind.

[kakakakashi]

Why not overstimulation and edging headcanon for the Uchiha but it’s their s/o who overstimulate them and edge them

YES! Yes. Yes.

Okay. Okay, let’s see. There are lots of Uchiha, so I’m just gonna write the ones I have enough info on. Although, this is excluding Fugaku because fuck that guy. I wanted to include Kagami because I may have a little thing for him, but I’m not at that point in the plot yet.

This is filthy. Just... yeah. 

*NSFW under the cut*

In order of least to most willing to let you do this to them.

Madara

I laughed for a good minute.

Bitch, just try it.

It’s not happening.

He’ll flip you over and fuck you up.

Won’t even give you the opportunity to be in control.

EVER.

Sorry, but it’s true.

Motherfuckin Uchiha

Sasuke

It only happens once.

Never again.

It takes a lot of time to convince him, and you finally get your way one night where you’ve both had a little bit of sake.

And he’s feeling Sasuy saucy.

It starts out alright.

You’re on top of Sasuke in only your panties, grinding against him until he starts getting close at the friction of your hips against his.

He’s trying SO hard to please you by staying still and fighting his dominant streak.

But… just when he’s about to come, you pull back, and he snaps like Kiba.

Somehow, your face in pressed into the mattress, your ass is in the air, your panties have been ripped off, and Sasuke is railing you into next week.

He’s grunting filth into your ear and calling you his pretty little cockslut.

You’re screaming incoherently while he fucks the life out of you.

He’s the one overstimulating you until he’s done and has cum deep inside you at least twice.

Uchiha Breeding Kink™ strikes again!

Won’t ever give you the opportunity to be in control EVER again.

A la Madara.

Kagami

Itachi

Pretty boy.

Still thinking about his eyelashes.

Tends to prefer to be in control, but he’s okay with relinquishing it every now and then.

After all, you let him go wild sometimes. He wants to return the favor.

Basically, he’ll give you control if you ask for it.

Just don’t try to take it from him.

He won’t let you.

Y’know. Uchiha.

Anyway, he wants you to use his silk ties on him because he knows he’ll want to take control if he doesn’t have something, even if it’s something small, holding him back.

Please play with his nipples and scratch your nails over his skin.

If you don’t, I will.

His dick will twitch if you run your nails down his v line.

His moans are so deep and pretty and elegant. It’s like he’s singing. I swear.

Please use your mouth. He loves watching you take him between your lips.

When you pull away, he’s left a panting mess, humping the air in search of friction.

His face squishes up when he gets close after you’ve edged him a few times.

And when you slide down onto him for the first time, he just bursts.

He’s never come so hard in his life.

Groans so low, you swear you could get off to just that sound.

And you just keep riding him.

He doesn’t even have the time to get soft because you’re just mercilessly bouncing on him until he’s shuddering at every stroke, growling out while his hips jerk.

Itachi isn’t one to swear that often, but he’s spewing every profanity he can think of.

And he can feel his orgasm building up a second time, and that’s when he starts begging.

“Please, it’s too much!”

“Come on, doll. I know you can take it.”

Please let me call him doll. He’s a pretty little thing.

His entire body arches into you when he comes again, and he cries out an incoherent sound that resembles your name.

And you reach your high.

Your orgasm encourages his own, and tears prickle in his eyes.

He fuckin thanks you.

Let me fuck the pretty boy!

Shisui

I want to say 69…

But, I also want to say tying him up, putting a cock ring on him, and working him with your hands and mouth.

Or, fuck him with the very vibrator he fucked you with for payback.

A fuckin brat at first

But start fucking him, and his teasing will turn into a filthy moan.

His hips will start working with you, and he’ll just melt like butter.

All bark, no bite

Refuses to beg at first

Deny him an orgasm or two, and he’ll sing like a canary.

Gets moderately loud

He moans deep in his chest, and his eyes roll back when you start playing with his balls.

When you finally indulge him and take off the cock ring off and start stroking him, he’ll cum so fast.

Shit, I want to make him cum all over his stomach and just keep going until he gives me another.

Now you’re teasing him.

“Look at the mess you made. What a pretty sight.”

He’ll start jerking a bit, but he’ll still beg you to fuck him.

“Please. I need to be inside you!”

“Are you really that desperate for me? You just came all over yourself and you’re still begging me to fuck you?”

The way he breathily says “yes,” is just… you could listen to that sound forever.

If you don’t, I will. 

But, you can’t say no to him.

And you ride the shit out of him.

If you don’t, I WILL!

He’s bucking his hips into you as much as he can, and he’s practically sobbing because of the overstimulation, but he can’t help it.

He has a dry orgasm that second time, and he practically sees Jesus.

Needs a good 20 minutes to come down

Give him payback. “Whose cock is this? What’s my name? What’s your name?”

Bonus points if you giggle, he realizes what you did, and he smirks.

Please clean him up and snuggle him.

He will insist you are magic after that.

He’ll also want to hold you and gaze at you and be soft afterward.

Please just grin like an idiot back at him.

If you don’t, I will.

Fuck… I want him.

Obito

Mmmmmmmmhhh…

He’s a good boy for you.

His deeply buried praise kink makes a special appearance.

He makes the prettiest noises for you.

Tbh, I want to say you better tie him up, but I also feel like he will be good for you so long as you praise him and call him a good boy.

He will beg once he gets to a certain point.

Yeah, you don’t need to tie him up so long as you know his breaking point. He can only take so much of your edging before he snaps and blows out your back like the true switch he is.

“My, my, hun, look who’s the begging mess now.”

Sorry, back to where I was.

You need to know where that point is, so you can get close enough to drive him mad, but also stay far enough away that he’s still gonna listen and be a good boy for you.

He will involuntarily start crying because it feels so good.

Please play with his balls and blow the life out of him.

If you don’t, I will.

Probably screams when you finally let him cum.

His eyes roll back, his body arches, his jaw is slack, and it’s really just a pretty sight all in all.

Please tell him how pretty he looks.

Unless you’re in the middle of blowing him. Then don’t stop.

His hips will start twitching, and he’ll try to scramble away, but he’ll also love how good it feels.  

He’ll start whining when he goes soft, but keep at it, and he’ll get hard in no time.

His second orgasm has him so desperate.

It’s… It’s a sight to see, man.

Give him a third, and he’ll have a dry orgasm.

Wants to cuddle after.

Please give him all the soft aftercare.

Also spoon him.

If you don’t, I will.

[kakakakashi]

could you do HCS of Yamato, kakashi, and iruka walking in on their s/o masturbating after a long mission? 👉👈

YES! Fam, you are speaking my language. This is probably one of my favorite requests I’ve gotten. I love this shit. Ugh. I am eating ice cream out of the carton while writing this, and I am living my life. Anyway, I’m not sure if you mean after you’ve had a long mission or after they’ve had a long mission, so I’m gonna do a bit of both.

*NSFW under the cut*

Yamato

You just get back from a mission

Ugh, I have been feeling Yama lately. I’m soft for him.

Also, whore knee.

Anyway, Yams knew you were coming back that day.

You told him that you’d find him once you were back, and you’d go for some dipping noodles to celebrate, even though it was just a simple escort mission.

However, he got excited when he saw your teammates in the village.

So, he decided to meet you at your place. You probably wanted to clean up before you saw him.

Although, you did want to clean up, you were also so tightly wound you could scream. You didn’t want to seem desperate when you saw Yamato later, so you figured you’d have some alone time to keep your desires under control.

When Yamato entered your place, he didn’t find you at first, but he did notice a trail of your clothes leading to your room.

Yam smirks to himself because he knows the feeling of wanting nothing more than a nice shower after getting home.

So, naturally, he decides to wait for you on your bed, and hopefully, he’ll get to spook you a little.

But as he gets closer, picking up your clothes for you along the way, he hears a moan from your room.

He approaches your door and peeks through the crack to find you writhing on your bed, gripping onto your pillow while you work yourself with your favorite vibrator.

You told him it’s your favorite because it’s shaped similarly to him, and you use it when he’s away.

He feels his dick jump at the sight of you panting and moaning, and he feels bad for watching you, but he can’t take his eyes away from you.

You still haven’t noticed him either. Your eyes are closed, and you’re more focused on the fantasy you’re apparently really into.

Meanwhile, Yamato is blushing and trying to ignore his throbbing erection.

“Ah! Yes, captain! Fuck!”

And Yamato grunts under his breath, his cock twitching in his pants.

You’re thinking about him while pleasuring yourself, and he can’t take it.

He freezes when your eyes open and your head turns towards him, obviously visible through the gap in your door.

“Sorry! I’m so sorry, Y/N. I’m gonna go. I–”

“Please don’t go! I need you!”

You sound so desperate, and he can’t take it.

He gently pushes open the door, motioning to your clothes while explaining that he picked them up for you.

You appreciate the gesture, but you couldn’t care less at the moment.

You tell Yamato to get undressed and start touching himself.

He starts jerking off while he watches you fuck yourself with the vibrator.

You can tell he’s getting impatient, and you finally tell him, “Get over here.”

He listens and takes the vibrator out of you so he can fuck you properly.

You guys don’t end up going out.

Kakashi

The fucking asshole.

He smells you the second he walks in the door.

He’s tired and a bit sore because he just got back from his mission with Team 7, but he perks up.

He silently sneaks up on you in your room, your fingers pumping in and out of yourself while you’re pinching your nipples.

Your eyes are closed, and your head is thrown pack while you’re panting raggedly.

Kakashi is fucking mesmerized.

He can tell you’ve still got a ways to go before you’re gonna cum, so he starts palming his half hard dick through his pants.

He pulls himself out of his pants, takes off his glove, licks his palm, and starts stroking himself in time with your fingers, watching your every movement.

Your back arches when you find that special spot inside you, and his dick jumps in his grip, remembering how you clench around him whenever he’s in the place of your fingers.

“Oh! Kakashi! Yes, right there!”

He bites his lip to keep himself from groaning out, and he’s getting close.

His hips are jerking into his hand, and he’s trying to keep himself under control.

He’s definitely not gonna last long.

He hasn’t cum in a while because of the mission, and it turns him on to no end that he’s watching you in such a compromised position while you’ve got no idea.

God, he really is a pervert, but you know he is.

Also, lbr, you like it.

If you don’t, I do, so I’ll take him.

Anyway, he’s starting to get close, and you’re gradually climbing towards your high.

You insert a third finger while you keep going.

Kakashi can hear the slick squelching of your fingers while you pump them inside yourself.

He really takes you in, your flushed skin in your vulnerable position with your legs spread while you think about him fucking you.

Your other hand threads through your hair to yank at it the way Kakashi does.

The mewl you let out is all it takes for Kakashi to spill himself into his hand, a strangled groan leaving his lips while ropes of his sticky, white release paint the fabric of his uniform.

The noise has you whipping your attention to the door where Kakashi is riding out his high, squirting all over himself while his hand milks himself dry.

The sight of him pink and panting while his eyes roll back in pleasure and his cum all over himself has you so close.

Your other hand moves to circle your clit rapidly until you’re clenching around your fingers and crying out, your hips twitching in a manner similar to Kakashi’s.

You both ride out your highs and relax when you come down.

“So, how long have you been standing there watching me, you perv?”

Kakashi just laughs before he stumbles into the room and onto the bed while peeling off his clothes, kissing you, and climbing on top of you for another round.

Iruka

Mr. Sunshine is such a sweetheart.

You got home from your mission while he was still at school.

You knew that if you wanted to cum, you’d have to do it yourself because Iruka was busy with his students.

You’re totally fine with it too, but you aren’t about to wait for him because you just need SOMETHING!

Your team had irritated you to no end, and only after you had left, you realized that you and Iruka hadn’t had any alone time for a while.

Now, you were so wound up, you needed something.

Tbh, the second you lock your door behind you, your hand is in your pants.

You collapse on your bed, and try to work yourself up, but it’s not working. For some reason, your body just isn’t getting there.

You whine out in frustration, taking off all your clothes and trying a different position.

You’re still not getting there.

And you scream into a pillow.

You just need to cum, though, so you decide to use your trusty friend, your shower head.

So, you start running the water, and getting ready for a shower. After all, you did need it after your mission.

You were going to shower after you got off, but things didn’t go as planned, so now you’re leaning against the wall and moaning out while thinking about Iruka’s mouth on you.

Just a few seconds after you moan, the door opens, and Iruka’s eyes go wide.

His entire face is bright red, and he just freezes.

You’re shocked for a moment, but when you realize it’s Iruka, you keep going, putting on a show for him.

Nosebleed.

Tbh, he’d probably pass out, but let’s just say he doesn’t for the sake of it.

Plus, shower sex with Iruka

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!

Okay, so he walks in, and freezes.

And you keep going.

And he’s about to leave, but you tell him to watch you.

And you finally, FINALLY cum with the water, legs trembling while you ride out your high.

“You enjoy the show, darling?”

Iruka just nods at you.

“Care to join me?”

Iruka’s joining you in the shower.

Again, shower sex with Iruka. UGH!

[kakakakashi]

idk if your requests are open but could u give us some obito, madara, kakashi, yamato and itachi smut hcs w/ a very shy s/o? 🥺🥺🥺

They are! I will gladly give you some of my shitty ideas. These kind of went all over the place though, so... *hands you this kindergarten looking abomination* 

Side note: To the anon that requested Yam, know that I’m working on it, but it might be a while… I may turn it into something LOOOOONG, so please be patient.

*NSFW under the cut*

Obito

LITERALLY HEART EYES!

This dork LOVES that shy, innocent shit.

*insert that gif of Rin looking at him closely & Obito just MELTING*

Whenever you get shy, he gets butterflies, and he just falls so hard for you.

“Please… don’t hide… You’re so beautiful.”

His eyes sparkle with so much sincerity, you blush so hard, and he just giggles.

He takes it so slow for you, and makes sure you’re okay every step of the way, but it’s in such a natural way it’s not awkward at all.

Compliments you nonstop, so all your shyness from insecurity become shyness from giddiness.

Also cracks jokes to get you to loosen up.

Makes slow, sweet love to you.

Your kisses are basically all teeth because he makes you smile so much, and your smile makes him smile.

Once you’re both into it, he’ll caress every inch of your body, reminding you that there’s no need to worry because you’re the prettiest, and you’re the sweetest, and you’re the sexiest, and you make him feel like nobody else, and he trusts you, and he loves you.

Really just a big goofy sweetheart.

It’s funny because the man will do a complete 180 if someone were to be a threat to you. Like, mf will go batshit & kill a bitch if they so much as lay a hand on you. Anyway…

He gets a little shy at times too, so please reassure him as well. You’re so perfect, and he feels like he doesn’t deserve you.

Please kiss his scars and his eye.

He is v Sof™ with you. Please be Sof™ with him.

Madara

I’m just gonna say it like it is.

Doesn’t give you the chance to be shy.

He’s already got you spread out, and he’s fucking you like your lives depend on it.

Will probably say that it’s so cute how a goddess like you is so shy.

“It’s like you don’t realize exactly what you do to me.”

Will press against your lower stomach, so you can feel how deep he is.

“Do you feel it? Do you feel what it is you do to me? And you’ve got the nerve to be shy about it?”

Not gentle at all.

Likes it, though because he feels like he’s corrupting you a little bit.

And even though you’re shy, He will still call you a goddess and remind you that you are his.

Will NOT let you try to hide.

“I want to see you. It should be a crime to hide such beauty.”

His words will probably make you blush, but you love that he makes you blush, and he loves when you blush.

It’s probably a goal of his to make you blush like a little rose under him every time he fucks your brains out.

Kakashi

Teases you.

“Aw, don’t get shy on me now.”

Also likes to make you blush.

But he also understands what it’s like to hate yourself.

I like to think he had image issues as a kid because of how he looks like a carbon copy of his dad.

Am I projecting my own trauma onto Kakashi? The world may never know.

He will kiss every inch of your body, practically worshiping you for hours, teasing you while you writhe under him.

Whispers sweet nothings against your skin that make you blush and try to hide your face.

It’s just a cycle of snarky comments, loving words, flirting, and worshiping your body until you’re ready to move on.

Another one that will take things as slow as you need.

He’s already planning on fucking you all night long, so there’s no rush.

Also teases you when you’re begging for him.

“And you were so shy earlier. Now, you’re begging for me all desperate and needy.”

You probably blush after you’re done, realizing what just went down, and he just laughs and pulls you into his arms and tells you how wonderful you are.

Yamato

Also a shy bean.

I love him.

He is also v Sof™.

Please be gentle with him.

He will let you take the lead, so that it’s almost impossible for him to do something you don’t like.

Is also very vanilla if you’re shy. Again, he doesn’t want to do anything you don’t like, even if you’ve talked about it before. He’s cautious.

Wants you to control the pace, so he doesn’t hurt you at all.

If it’s the first time you’re fucking him, you’ll be thankful.

Big Dick Yamato is big.

Checks in with you like every five seconds.

“Does that feel good?”

“Let me hear you.”

“What do you want?”

Please encourage him. Stroke that praise kink, and he’ll melt.

He also returns the favor, though.

He will 100% tell you how lovely you are, how you’re perfect, how you’re doing that so good, and how you’re so beautiful.

Another one who will give you all the soft caresses across your skin, mumbling how beautiful every inch of your body is.

Will continue telling you how beautiful you are while you’re in his arms afterwards.

Itachi

Depends on when you’re gonna be shy.

If you’re shy under normal circumstances, he’ll be soft. He’ll reassure you, kiss you everywhere his lips can reach, and take things so slow your toes will curl. However…

If you’re in a situation where you were trying to make him jealous to get his attention, he’ll challenge you.

“You’re so shy, where’d all that bravery go? You were so daring a moment ago when that scum had his hands all over you.”

I want to get into the latter because that sounds more fun.

Also, Uchihas.

Oh, also, he says the above quote while balls deep inside you while you’re being fucked into the mattress.

Anyway, he’ll make you blush with his filthy mouth just like his ancestor…

Motherfuckin Uchiha 

And he’s going to definitely pin you down, so he can watch your cheeks turn red.

Will probably also kiss you everywhere his lips can reach like this too.

Whispers how stunning you are into your ear.

Praises you out the wazoo. 

Probably doesn’t shut up about how perfect you are until his brain’s so fuzzy he can’t form a sentence. 

Will give you all the soft kisses and caresses while he holds you after you’re both fucked out. 

Mumbles about how much he adores you and waxes poetic about how perfect you are. 

You probably fall asleep while he’s basically writing an epic poem about the curve of your brow or the profile of your nose or the petal texture of your skin.

Watches you sleep soundly on his chest.

[kakakakashi]

could u do overstimulation and edging hcs for kakashi, itachi and obito too ? sorry i'm a hoe 🥺

I need this… I just… I need this. Please don’t be sorry. This is… yes. Also, who’s the one who hacked me? You know what. Nvm. Okay, let’s do this.

Side Note: To whoever sent in the Yam request, I am working on it, but it might be a little while until it comes out. I have a lot of Ideas™

*NSFW under the cut*

….. the noise I made when I read this ask… just…

Kakashi

I… want to get into this… but…

I’m not spoiling my celebration.

Guys, I’ve been working so hard, and I’m like halfway through.

I’m on a roll, so I should have it out soon.

Hopefully by the end of the month at the latest

Itachi

He takes it so slow.

He’s soft, and he adores you.

Holds you down, and makes you fucking writhe.

Probably starts out by fingering you.

And just when you’re about to come, he retreats.

You complain, and when he resumes, you take hold of his wrist when you start getting close.

“Do I have to tie you up, or are you going to be good for me?”

He has a set of red silk ties he LOVES to use on you.

Usually only ties your wrists to the headboard, but isn’t opposed to tying your legs if you want him to.

Once you’re tied up, he’ll probably start eating you out.

And his hair is so pretty you wanna pull it so bad.

But when the tug of the silk reminds you that you can’t, you whine.

Edges you again and again and again.

May just leave you tied up on the bed, writhing while he does something else.

Finally, he comes back and edges you a few more times.

You’re about to come when he stops one final time.

“Not yet, darling. You’re going to come on my cock like the desperate little thing that you are.”

Literally doesn’t shut up about how beautiful you are.

He loves how effortlessly he slips inside you.

Teases you until you beg him to make you come over and over.

“Your wish is my command.”

Your entire body goes numb when he fucks you just how he knows you like.

It only takes you a few minutes to cum because he’s been denying you for so long.

And he smirks like the cocky bastard he is, and he doesn’t stop.

It’s all too much, and your fingernails are digging into your palms.

If you try to muffle your noises, Itachi will grip your chin, and make you open up.

“I want to hear those beautiful sounds you make.”

You come a second time, and he comes with you.

Also, he probably activates his sharingan to remember what you look like through the whole experience.

Obito

Another Motherfuckin Uchiha

He’s more playful, though.

Omg, it probably starts out because you two were goofing around.

He probably bets he can make you squirt or something, and you just laugh because he’s such a little shit.

“Why would I bet against that, you goofball?”

“Well, it’s a win win situation, so…”

You roll your eyes, and he just scoops you up and plops you on the bed.

Whispers sweet nothings across your skin while he starts toying with you everywhere except where you want him.

You’re soaked by the time his mouth finally gets to work between your legs.

Probably lets you come once.

Then he gets the fun started.

He lets you recover from your first orgasm before going down on you for another.

Just when you’re getting close, he pulls away.

You’re about ready to curse him out, and he just teases you.

“You’re so cute when you think you’re in control.”

Works you up again and retreats.

Can only edge you a few times before he gets impatient.

Another one who wants you to come on his cock.

Uchiha Breeding Kink™ back at it again, but this time in a less obvious way. 

Starts fucking you from behind at a fast pace.

Starts playing with your clit until you’re coming around him.

He literally doesn’t slow down a bit.

Fucks you through another, and he still doesn’t stop.

He’s getting close, though, and he’s trying to catch you up by playing with you in all the ways he knows how.

That’s when he finds that spot that has you screaming, and it’s all over for the both of you.

He wins the bet.

[kakakakashi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, you are my FAVORITE, and you not only know I exist, but you actually think I’m worth mentioning! I’m literally smiling like an idiot rn. (Btw, more Shino is coming soon. 👀)

Hello, who is your favorite Shino fan artist and/or your favorite Shino fic writer, please and thank you!!! Love your art, I never thought I would find this bug boy hotty but now I'm in it to win it

Fan artist: feel like this sounds kinda shitty but uuuuh me lmao 

idk I never rly liked much of the Shino content that was out there (also can’t find much to begin with) which is why I started drawing himmmmmmMMMMM!!!!!! But @timethehobo draws him quite a bit! Lot’s of rly cute art! Super duper love @qwi13 too!!!!! They draw more Kiba than Shino I tink but god I love it!!!!!! Obsessed with their style and colours............

Fic writer: gotta b @wooobuddyletsgetnasty & @kakakakashi!!!! but also I don’t know many Shino fic writers and also maybe I’m bad at lookin’ for em :•| gomen!

I would love suggestions for more tho..........pls help................

[kakakakashi]

Hokage’s Office: The Door

100 Follower Celebration - Day 5

Kakashi Hatake x Reader || NSFW

Warnings: porn without plot, Kakashi’s a smug motherfucker, cursing obviously, overstimulation, idk man, you know what you’re getting into by day 5 

Word count: 2,855

A/N: I think this one is my favorite tbh. 

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Irritated was an understatement for how Kakashi currently felt. He’d been dealing with too many frivolous problems all day long. Even with Shizune and Yamato’s help, Kakashi was still up to his neck in bullshit. He was the Hokage for crying out loud.

When he trudged back into his office with a cup of black coffee to help get him through the day, he found you swaying back and forth in his chair with your feet propped on the edge of the desk while you read his work copy of Icha Icha Paradise. Frankly, Kakashi didn’t have the patience for this.

You’d made him late this morning after trying to entice him with morning sex, but Yamato had ended up knocking on his door right when things were getting good. His friend insisted that they were both needed in the office, and he was sent to make sure Kakashi was okay. Kakashi ended up going into work only for you to pester him all day until now.

“Feet off the desk,” he demanded in an exasperated, low tone. You rolled your eyes at him, pretending like you didn’t hear while you flipped a page in the book. “Don’t think I didn’t see you roll your eyes.”

“Fine,” you huffed, allowing your feet to loudly plop on the floor, hoping to get your point across that a lot worse things have happened to the desk. However, Kakashi seemed to snap at your brattiness, stalking forward until his large frame towered over you.

“I’ve had it with your attitude.” Your wide eyes met his narrowed one for a moment before he threw you over his shoulder and carried you towards the door. “You think I don’t know exactly what you’re doing? I don’t have time for your immature little act. I really don’t want to give into you, but maybe if I do fuck you, you’ll finally do something more productive with your time.”

He flung you from his shoulder so your back lightly smacked against the door. He knew exactly where to position you so that when he put you down, you were only an inch off the ground with his thigh between your legs and his hands beside your head.

His flaming eye and intimidating stature had you panting, allowing yourself to be completely vulnerable with no way to escape. Gazing at him, you’re reminded that he is a deadly shinobi, and you’re also painfully aware that you want him to ruin you.

“By the time I’m finished with you, you’ll be lucky if you can walk out of here.”

His voice sent a shiver of arousal down your spine, settling in your lower stomach while his fingers fiddled with your pants until they were undone. Once they were about to fall off your hips, he knelt down on the floor, not breaking eye contact with you until his gloved hands fisted in the fabric of your pants to tug them off along with your underwear. He maneuvered one of your feet out of the fabric before hooking it over his shoulder, effectively spreading your legs for him. Meanwhile, his free hand already had a finger hooked in the edge of his mask.

Watching him in this position had your pulse racing. The sin behind his eyes had you weak at the knees, and he knew he had you right where he wanted you. If his eyes didn’t say it, the smug smirk he exposed when he pulled his mask down sure did. He mumbled, “You know the word.”

“Yes.”

His gaze darted down from your eyes to between your legs where you knew you were already wet. The air felt far too cold hitting your folds, and you knew Kakashi would taunt you for being so eager. As if reading your mind, you heard the chuckle he let out under his breath. Your eyes fluttered closed in anticipation, your palms flat against the door balling into fists out of frustration. However, you nearly lost your balance when Kakashi’s tongue unexpectedly darted out to give a gentle lick to your folds.

The gasp that tore from your mouth had him laughing to himself again, his huffed breath fanning against your slick core, prompting another shiver throughout your body. Kakashi’s gloved palms gently took hold of your thigh over his shoulder along with your other hip before he buried his face between your legs and pressed his tongue to your clit, circling the small bud to give you the friction you desperately craved.

A soft, breathy whine escaped your throat while one of your hands gently threaded your fingers through his hair in encouragement. He retreated for only a moment, licking a thick stripe from your entrance to your clit, where he flicked at it with the tip of his tongue only to wrap his lips around it and suck. Your back arched into the contact, head flung back, and you could feel Kakashi’s smirk against your pussy. His tongue began drawing patterns, making your breath hitch in your throat with each stroke of his tongue. You did your best to stay still against the door, well aware of why Kakashi wanted you in that exact spot.

He kept working you so well with his tongue, alternating from his incoherent patterns in favor of dragging his mouth down to your entrance where his tongue circled you before dipping inside. You glanced at Kakashi only to find him completely concentrated, filthily pumping his tongue inside you while pleasure gradually accumulated in your body. The sight of him, eyes closed and swollen lips lapping at you like you were his last meal had you biting your lip to keep from moaning, but Kakashi knew what you had done.

He retracted his tongue and licked his slick, swollen lips before his eyes met yours. He demanded in a rough voice, “Let me hear you.”

“Kakashi, someone’s going to hear.” You panted out, trying your best to hiss at him, but your words only came out more desperate than anything.

Kakashi’s lips were on your inner thigh now, his teeth nipping on the skin hard enough to leave a mark. The sensation had your hips involuntarily bucking in search of friction, and Kakashi’s lips tugged upward. “Darling,” he mumbled with his lips still brushing against the tender flesh so close to where you needed him, “we both know you love the thought of someone hearing us as much as I do, so don’t play so coy.”

Your head rolled back again while you whined out wantonly, your brows furrowed in frustration. Of course the little shit knew what he was doing when he put you against the door. He wanted people to hear you, how much you wanted him. It never ceased to amaze him how such a powerful person who was feared by nations would turn to putty in his hands, begging for him so desperately it would make Jiraya blush.

“Go, on. Let everyone hear those pretty little sounds you make for me.” His mouth found its way to your clit again, puckering his lips around it and sucking hard. The shock of the sensation had you drawing in a loud gasp, and Kakashi’s words rumbled against your heat, “Attagirl.”

That drew a soft moan out of you, and it only continued to motivate him to get more out of you. He began using his tongue again, tilting his head to cover more area while your grip on his hair tightened a bit. Your hips loosened up with each roll of his tongue against you until he did something that made them stutter unexpectedly. He repeated his previous action, and a sound caught in your throat. He continued that motion, alternating between it and sucking on your clit just how you liked it, even going so far as to scrape his teeth against the bud a few times just to get you to cry out in shock.

The cloudier your mind got, the louder your soft sounds of pleasure became, and the louder you were, the more Kakashi gave you. When you began to feel that all-consuming flame in your gut, you started moving your hips in time with Kakashi’s mouth, causing his fingers to dig into your flesh in encouragement.

He sucked on your clit at one particular angle, and a particularly loud moan came tumbling from your lips. It made Kakashi’s mouth vibrate with a grunt against your cunt, and you didn’t care anymore. You couldn’t keep your noises to yourself while you began guiding his head by his hair. It only made him moan more. After all, Kakashi loved it when you pulled his hair. With newfound motivation, he was eager to please, driving you closer to the edge with each lap.

“Fuck, you’re too good at this,” you moan out, “Kakashi!”

His hand on your hip slipped down your leg, encouraging you to spread your legs a little wider, and you obliged, trusting him to not let you fall. The new angle had you hurtling towards your orgasm more, that fire in your gut spreading to your entire body, concentrated mostly where Kakashi sucked at you.

You could feel yourself climbing closer to that peak, your body beginning to lose control with each passing moment. Kakashi was obviously aware with the way your pussy quivered around nothing, and just when you were about to cum, he retreated.

You were about to yank his hair to get him back in place, but you knew he’d leave you like this if you did anything like that after everything you’d done before now.

“Did I say you could cum?” He looks like he’s about to scold you with the way his brow is cocked, and you quietly sob out in response.

“No,” you confess, “I’m so sorry. I promise I’ll be good. Just, don’t stop. Please.”

He licks his lips while he admires the wreck he’s made of you. Internally, Kakashi debated if he should humor you or if he should wait until you calmed down so he could really drag it out. You had been waiting for this since you woke up, so he decided to oblige you, but not without warning you, “Very well, but you don’t get to cum until I say you do or else.”

“Yes,” you nodded, “yes, I understand.”

Thankfully, Kakashi dove back in between your legs and started working you up again. You were throbbing against him while he worked your body like only he could. Your nails dug into your palms, releasing his hair in fear that you’d hold him against you until you came.

Kakashi resumed his pace, but he started developing a new pattern. He was well aware that you’d come sooner than he wanted if he continued with the previous one. However, the more he worked you, the more you couldn’t bear it. The fire in you burned your skin so beautifully, it practically consumed you while you moaned his name. And without even realizing, the cord deep inside you snapped, your legs shaking while you released all over Kakashi’s face while his lips assaulted your abused clit. You cried out softly while your hips bucked against his face. You didn’t notice the disapproving glare on his face while he continued to suck, working you through your orgasm.

However, once you came down, Kakashi tossed your leg to the floor and stood up, licking his lips before wiping his mouth on his glove.

“Did I say you could cum?” he repeated his earlier question, this time much more taken aback than before. You deliberately disobeyed him, and he was not happy.

With wide eyes, you realized your mistake. “No,” you softly yelped, “I’m so sorry. Please forgive me. I didn’t mean to. It just snuck up on me.”

Kakashi took the opportunity to loosen his own pants before he caged you in against the door between his arms. His eyes bore into yours when he replied. “No, I didn’t. Did you really need it so badly that you couldn’t even wait for me to give you permission?” He paused. “Fine, you want to cum. You’re gonna cum again and again until I tell you to stop. We’re not finished here just because you came.”

His eyes never left yours while he freed his dripping erection from his slack pants before he wedged a knee between your legs and spread them apart. Taking one of them, he hooked it around his hips while he ground his member against your soaked folds. You mewled at the contact, grinding your hips in time with his while he covered himself in your arousal before he lined up with your entrance, catching inside you before his free palm grabbed at your other thigh, encouraging you to wrap them around his hips. You obliged, and he used the momentum to thrust into you with one hard thrust, trapping your body between his and the door.

You cried out at the sensation of Kakashi stretching your walls almost too much. His hips began slamming into yours mercilessly, not even giving you time to adjust while he set his own pace. The door behind you was thumping with every thrust of his hips into yours, sheathing himself so deep inside you, you thought he might split you in half. Each drag of his cock inside you had you getting louder until you were screaming his name in pleasure. You were still throbbing uncontrollably from your previous orgasm, and Kakashi was giving you too much. In his grip, you couldn’t even squirm much, his grip on your hips holding you right where he wanted you, and all you could do was grip onto his broad shoulders.

The sound of skin slapping against skin filled the room while Kakashi filled you to the hilt over and over until tears prickled at your eyes. “Please!” you begged him through a strangled cry, “Kakashi, it’s too much.”

He grunted in your ear, not even bothering to slow the merciless piston of his hips into yours. “You’re gonna be a good girl and take what I give you, and you’re gonna thank me for it because you were begging for it earlier.”

You moaned so loud your throat cracked. There was no way of knowing if you cried for him to stop or to continue when you replied, “Please!”

His hips crashed against yours, grinding against your clit beautifully with the position, Kakashi’s thick cock rubbing you just the right way while he ripped you apart. When you practically jerked in pleasure, Kakashi knew he’d found that spot inside you, angling you perfectly so his erratic thrusts hit that spot every time.

He was fucking you like an animal up against the door. It was obvious to anyone who passed by exactly what was going on behind closed doors, but you couldn’t find it in you to care when your body lost control, winding tighter and tighter the more Kakashi pleasured you.

“Look at you,” he groaned, biting at the flesh of your neck, “I bet everyone in the building knows what I’m doing to you right now. They probably think you’re a dirty little girl for fucking me in my office in the middle of the day, but I bet you like that.”

You screamed. You were so close you could taste your next orgasm. With Kakashi pounding into you mercilessly, his balls slapping against your ass with every frantic thrust, you were already clamping down on his shaft inside you. He was close too, though, his hips bucking at a less steady pace each time. You could feel his member twitch inside you with a particularly good thrust, and you knew the second that knot in you snapped, he would follow.

“Yes. That’s it. Cum on my cock,” Kakashi practically growled in your ear, and that was all it took for you to break, every nerve in your body unraveling with a snap. You clung to him while your body shook, mind going into a blissful haze.

Kakashi’s hips stuttered for a final time before he was following you, emptying his load inside you with a series of grunts and curses while both of you twitched until you came down from your intense highs.

When you finally had some sense back, you unhooked your legs from Kakashi, placing them shakily on the floor while simultaneously slipping his softening length out of you. You tried to stand, but you almost fell, barely catching yourself on the door handle before you could tumble to the floor. Thankfully, Kakashi also reached out to help steady you. Although he appeared to be just as shaky as you were.

It took a minute for you to regain your bearings. Your entire lower body felt like it might give out at any moment, and all you could do was lean against the door with Kakashi while the sticky mix of cum dripped down your legs. It didn’t bother you in the slightest, though. Kakashi and you were happy to simply gaze at each other, trying to steady your breaths between soft, loving kisses.

[kakakakashi]

Can you do protective/jealous Shisui and Madara, like the other hcs you did?? PLEASE

I’m guessing you mean these. 

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. Motherfuckin Uchiha. These little shits have a jealous streak a mile wide. I’m sorry this got so long. I got a little carried away. I love Shisui. Alright, let’s do this. 

*NSFW under the cut*

Shisui

I love him, guys. I really love him.

The only Uchiha I would date in real life.

Fuck, this is turning into a “Cherry loves Shisui” post.

I do love him, though.

Okay, so Shisui.

He’s a chill dude. We know this.

He is an Uchiha, though.

The man gets jealous pretty easily.

Uchiha Jealousy™ strikes again.

He hides it well, though.

At least he hides it better than the rest of the Uchiha.

If some creep is bothering you…

He’s the boyfriend who’ll sling an arm over your shoulder and ask, “Is this guy bothering you?”

He’s probably gonna also kiss your forehead, cheek, or neck depending on whoever is making him jealous.

And whoever was stupid enough to encroach on Shisui’s territory is gonna split like a banana.

They didn’t know he was your boyfriend. If they did, they’ve definitely gotten a death wish.

Shisui literally has a flee on sight order for the other nations.

The man is known and feared by all.

Anyway, once the jerk flees for his life, Shisui suggests heading home casually. If you want to stay, it’s cool, but he wants to make sure you feel safe.

Tbh, you feel safe when you’re with him.

If you tell him, he will melt.

He will also have a hand on you for the rest of the night and will refuse to leave your side again.

If you do go home, though, he’ll immediately start kissing you all sweet, but don’t let him fool you.

He’s been planning how to get in your pants since that jerk decided it was okay for them to look at you like that, especially in front of Shisui.

Probably goes down on you until you beg him to stop

Orgasm denial? I think yes. Overstimulation along with that? I think yes.

He’s got you spread out as far as you can, and just goes to town between your legs.

He’s teasing you until you cry and when he finally gives you what you want, he doesn’t stop.

You tell him you can’t take it, and he goes on… just for another two rounds, though.

Then he’s gonna fuck you silly.

By the end, the only thing you can say is his name.

Bastard probably does that “Whose pussy is this? What’s my name? What’s your name?” thing.

And you answer “Shisui” to all of them.

He smirks like the little shit he is.

He also gets jealous when you spend too much time without him or don’t give him enough attention.

If you’re paying more attention to Itachi than him while you’re all hanging out, he’ll get all pouty.

He’ll pull out the puppy dog eyes, and get all clingy. 

It’s all just for funsies, though. He’s a jokester, and he really just does it to make you giggle.

It always works.

The kisses you pepper all over his face are also a bonus for him.

Will also pick you up if you’re ignoring him.

Really just a big dork.

I love him.

Madara  

Um… bold of you to assume he’s not already fucking your brains out in front of the perpetrator.

Let’s say you’re friend with Hashirama because he’s a sweetie who just wants to be friend with everyone.

Hashirama is a puppy, okay. You can’t help but be chill with him. His brother’s kind of a dick to you, but he’s cool.

So, you don’t think much of it until one day, Hashirama is joking with you, and Madara sees.

He basically invented the words “jealous” and “possessive”.

He puffs out his chest, approaches, and greets Hashirama politely.

Hashirama is basically completely unaware of Madara’s death glare.

He’s got one brain cell, and it’s used to love his friends. Can you blame him?

Anyway, Madara notices that Hashirama didn’t mean anything by it, and neither did you.

Doesn’t mean he’s not gonna excuse the both of you, take you home, and fuck you into the mattress for the next three days.

Rips all your clothes and doesn’t eve apologize.

Literally only stops to eat and sleep.

Another one that will take what he needs, so you better be prepared to give it to him.

“Do you think anyone else can make you feel like this?”

Will spank you until you answer him the way he wants.

You’re covered in new marks after every round.

You’re sore in muscles you didn’t even know you had.

You’re so fucked out, you can’t take it…

And then he fucks you again. And again. And again.

Each time harder than the last.

You never get to be in control, and you’re always pinned down.

You aren’t complaining, though.

It’s all v mind-blowing

Needs everyone to know you’re his.

It’s the Uchiha Breeding Kink

And the Uchiha Jealousy™

It’s in their blood.  

If you don’t walk away from the experience pregnant… nope. 

You definitely walk away pregnant no matter what.

[kakakakashi]

Hokage’s Office: The Chair

100 Follower Celebration - Day 1

Kakashi Hatake x Reader || NSFW

Warnings: porn without plot, Kakashi’s filthy mouth, cursing, I mean what else do you want me to say? You all know what this is. I’ve been hyping it up for like a month. 

Word count: 2,686

A/N: Guys... it’s here... It’s... something. I mean, it’s not as great as I hoped, but at least I did it. Also, we’re going to put 100% of all of these under the cut for lots of reasons. 

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He had that look in his eye when he realized it was you who’d opened the door. The one that practically screams twelve emotions at the same time.

You were his saving grace, and he was so grateful for the dinner you brought with you. He was sorry that he wasn’t home, even though you’d assured him hundreds of times that it was okay. Please take him away from this cursed job he didn’t even want. He would quit if he could. He forgot how amazing you looked in your uniform.

All of these thoughts flashed in Kakashi’s brain, but there was one that screamed much louder than the rest. He wanted you more than anything.

“Thanks,” Kakashi mumbled when you placed the Ichiraku Ramen bag atop a free spot on his desk, “You’re too good to me.”

You rounded his desk and chair only to glance at the paperwork he was reviewing over his shoulder. “You alright?” you inquired. Noticing how his broad, muscular shoulders were tensed, you gently massaged the muscles.

Kakashi finished up the paragraph he was on before he set the paper down and craned his neck towards you. He nodded in affirmation. “I’m alright, just a little stressed and wishing I was home.”

“Want me to help you relax?” you smirked, hands gently skimming from his shoulders down his chest.

You felt the way his lungs gasped in reaction to the touch. Goosebumps prickled across his skin while the blood in his veins seemed to move with traces of electricity. Simply seeing him react to such a slight caress had your own body at attention too.

In one swift motion, Kakashi swiveled his chair around, so your hands were now rested on his shoulders. He looked like a predator sizing you up that sinfully. The feral look in his eyes sparked a fire deep inside you, flaming across your skin to rest in your core, the beginnings of an ache only Kakashi could satisfy.

“Your dinner’s going to be cold.” It came out a lot breathier than you’d intended. Your pulse was beginning to pick up in anticipation.

Kakashi smirked from under his mask. He sat forward in his chair to place a palm across your hip. The other hand reached towards the fabric covering the bottom half of his face, and while he spoke, he hooked a digit on the edge and pulled it down. “Guess I’ll have dessert first then.”

His finger twisted into one of the loops at your hip, effectively yanking you into his lap and bringing you into a harsh kiss. He wasted no time wrapping his arms around you while you cupped his jaw to help deepen the kiss. It was all tongue and teeth, wasting no time in getting to the main event. You could feel your lips beginning to swell with the clashing of your embrace, but you couldn’t care any less.

Kakashi was already pawing at your breasts, and the sensation prompted a moan to break from your throat. The sound was muffled against Kakashi’s lips, but you could feel him smirk against you before he began to work his lips down your neck. His kisses were wet and open mouthed, nipping with sharp teeth every now and then, causing you to whimper in reply. The sensation of Kakashi’s mouth made your head spin, and you could feel the growing bulge in his pants rub against your thigh at the way you reacted to his touch. You had to ground yourself on his shoulders while your senses overwhelmed you, but you still couldn’t help yourself from moving your palm down his torso until you reached his half hard length. You ground your hand against him, feeling his member twitch and his muscles tense at the delicious friction. Even his mouth moaned against you while he kissed you, biting down harder to reprimand you for your attempt at controlling the situation.

When Kakashi pulled away from your neck, he practically growled. “Naughty little thing, aren’t you?”

One of his hands snaked around your ass to grope the flesh in his large hands before he playfully swatted as a signal for you to stand.

You followed his instructions after you placed a sweet kiss to his jaw as an attempt to apologize. He chuckled low in his chest, and the thought sent a wave of wetness flooding your core.

“Be a good girl and strip for me,” he commanded, his exposed eye was impossibly black, taking in every miniscule movement you made. Your shaking fingers slowly found the hem of your top, raising it over your head before discarding it on the floor. It could have been the cool air across your newly exposed skin, but you weren’t sure because of the way Kakashi was practically drinking in the sight before him. He could see your hardened nipples through the lace of your bra, and the sight made him want to rip the flimsy fabric off your body. However, he was distracted when you popped the button of your pants open while you gently chewed on your swollen lower lip. His throat bobbed with a swallow while you dragged the zipper down, exposing just the waistband of your panties.

His eyes traced up from the exposed fabric back to your mischievous eyes. “Did I say you could stop?” he inquired with a brow quirked.

Your only reply was the wiggle of your hips while you leisurely worked your pants off, stepping out of them and toeing off your sandals before you unhurriedly stalked towards his chair again. You knew he wasn’t in the mood for your teasing, but you couldn’t resist pushing him just a little bit. However, he took matters into his own hands, quickly unsheathing the kunai from his thigh, and in one fluid motion, he sliced through the last bits of lace. After returning his weapon to it’s rightful place, he reminded you, “Don’t test me. We both know who’s in charge here.”

Your breasts spilled from your bra, and the air that hit your wet folds made you shiver, and while you were distracted, Kakashi took the opportunity to sit you on one of his thighs.

“Be a good girl and play with your nipples for me,” the deep timbre of his voice practically cooed.

Your hands shakily moved to the plush flesh of your chest, kneading the weight in your hands a bit before you focused on your already pebbled nipples. You twisted them slightly and let out a whimper at the sensation. Static prickled under your skin from the friction, and you felt it jolt down to your core. You needed friction between your legs, so you tilted your hips to grind against Kakashi’s thigh. However, his hands gripped your hips tight.

You whined under your breath, but he raised a brow at you. “Did I say you could ride my thing?”

The shake of your head wasn’t enough for him. His fingers dug in harder, sure to leave purple prints across your hips tomorrow. “I asked you a question.”

“No, I’m sorry. Please, I need something.” You could tell by the look on his face that he was debating. Was he going to punish you for taking without asking, or was he going to give you what you asked for. “Please, please, Kakashi.”

“Do you think you deserve it?” He still held a devious look in his eye while he gazed at your flushed face.

It was a double-edged sword, so you didn’t answer, praying that you’d satisfy him enough to deal with the fire you felt burning inside you. “Please, I need you. I can’t take it.”

“Very well.”

Kakashi slapped your thigh playfully, guiding your hips so they were where he wanted them. Your weight was on your knees, outside of Kakashi’s, but your hips were above his. It took all of your willpower to keep yourself from grinding throbbing cunt grinding against the tent in his pants, but you knew you had to be good for him.

A gasp tore from your lungs, ending with a loud moan. The sound triggered by Kakashi’s fingers brushing against your practically dripping folds, pressing softly, and dragging your slick around until they found that little bud that made you keen for him.

His rough fingertips provided amazing friction while they circled your clit, and your back arched on it’s own accord. Fireworks sparked throughout your body at the sensation, and one of your hands clawed into Kakashi’s shoulder. Meanwhile, he had his eyes trained on you, breath labored while he watched you writhe above him. He could feel his dick twitch at the sight of you looking so wrecked just from a little touch. Then, a lightbulb went off in his head.

His fingers paused their ministrations, making you whimper at the loss of friction. However, instead, they trailed down to circle your wet entrance.

His voice was rough, sending chills of arousal straight to where his fingers toyed. “Look how wet you are already. So needy for me, aren’t you?”

“Yes, Kakashi,” you sighed. Your head rolled back at the sensation of his fingers barely dipping into you while he teased you, your eyes squeezing shut. It was almost impossible to resist the urge to grab his hand and fuck yourself with his long, thick digits.

A low chuckle from the man below you made your hips twitch a slight bit. It spurred him on, though. He was biting his swollen lower lip, and you noticed him shift uncomfortably in his spot. Without any other warning, he sunk one of his fingers into you all the way down to the knuckle. He didn’t even bother to take off the fingerless gloves he always wore.

You moaned out at the welcome intrusion, clenching around the single digit. If anyone else was in the building at this hour, you were sure they could hear it, but you couldn’t find it in you to care when Kakashi curled his finger so deliciously against you.

The previous attention to your clit was quickly replaced by the gloved heel of his palm, pressing against the bud while he continued pumping his fingers. The fabric provided a wonderful sensation, and your brain started shutting down. Not to mention, Kakashi could feel your wetness seeping through the fabric and onto his palm. He seemed to be getting off on it all because you noticed him trying to palm himself through his pants.

“You want another?” he practically smirked. All you could do was nod in response before Kakashi obliged, slipping another finger inside of you. You whimpered at the sensation of him stretching you out further, scissoring his digits inside you a bit before he ceased all his movements. A lightbulb went off in that moment while you tried to keep from writhing on his fingers. “Fuck yourself on my fingers like the needy little girl you are.”

The look in his eye at had you clenching around his fingers, and it made him smile in victory. All you could do was pant in that moment, taken aback by his request. Although, it didn’t take you long to start moving your hips, using your free hand to guide his wrist while you tried to mimic Kakashi’s previous actions.

Inside your gut, you could feel the beginnings of an orgasm bubbling up, and you tried to work Kakashi’s fingers deeper and deeper with each drag. However, your body jolted in surprise when you found that little spot inside you that made you see stars. Your grip on Kakashi’s wrist tightened, and he encouraged you, “There it is.”

You cried out, rocking your hips into his hand, making sure you were catching all of the little nerves you could. The fire inside you began to consume you while your movements became more desperate and jerky. The white-hot pleasure was so close with each squelching thrust meeting Kakashi’s fingers.

“Look at you,” he panted out, his other hand undoing his pants, “desperately fucking yourself on my fingers with that pretty little pussy. You look so good like this, so desperate to cum.”

“Yes! Kakashi! Yes! I’m so close!” You could feel your body approaching its limit. The sounds spilling from your mouth and his both spurring you on, but Kakashi’s voice made you whine out again.

“Did I say you could cum?” Just when you were twitching around him at your breaking point, he broke out of your hold and retracted his hand. Your dripping heat clenched around nothing, feeling impossibly empty with the loss of his fingers. “You’re gonna cum on my cock like the good girl you are.”

“Yes, sir,” you affirmed, palms immediately taking Kakashi out of his pants and underwear, giving him a few strokes before greedily positioning yourself atop him. However, Kakashi’s fingers grabbed your hips before you could sink onto him.

You noted his slick fingers and dampened glove, and it made heat rush to your cheeks. However, Kakashi just smirked at your realization. “You seemed to enjoy that, didn’t you. Now, I just need you to calm down a little for me. Don’t want you finishing too soon, now do we?”

You shook your head at him before he took his time, drinking in every inch of exposed skin across your body while his fingers traced up and down your skin with soothing caresses. However, once your breathing evened a tad, his lips dove into yours for a desperate kiss. While his mouth crashed against yours, he guided his tip to your entrance and slowly slid you down until he was completely sheathed inside you. The both of you let out a sinful moan at the feeling of him stretching you out, and it felt so right. You always felt impossibly full when Kakashi fucked you, but somehow, int that moment, you felt like you were going to explode.

You barely had time to adjust before Kakashi was guiding your hips atop him, helping you fuck him the way he wanted. It had you clenching around his length each time he’d enter you, and you clung to him for support. Gradually, the two of you built up a pace that had you bouncing on his dick, and you were practically shaking when he groaned into your ear.

“Fuck, you’re so tight,” he grunted, “You feel so good around my cock. Touch yourself while you ride me.”

You moaned at his words, but you followed instruction. One of your hands moved down to touch your swollen clit, rubbing it frantically in an attempt to reach the high you’d been denied. It didn’t take long for you to start fluttering around him, that electricity flowing through your veins igniting inside the both of you.

“You’re so close,” Kakashi remarked, “You gonna be a good girl and come all over my cock?”

“Yes, Kakashi! Yes!” you cried out, your hips beginning to stutter, but Kakashi guided you through it. The coil in your core was about to break with the way Kakashi had your hips crashing into his, and you were clawing you way to your peak.

It was all over when Kakashi began to move his own hips out of desperation, meeting your thrusts with his own, shoving himself as deep as your bodies would allow. He twitched inside you, signaling that his own orgasm was quickly approaching, and the thought of him about to cum inside you sent you toppling over the edge. The spring in your stomach snapped, and you clenched around Kakashi’s length with a cry of his name. Your entire body shook with the shockwaves of absolute delight. Your body was screaming with pleasure while Kakashi thrusted into you a few final times, finding his own release thanks to yours. The sensation of his hot seed painting your insides kept your orgasmic haze going while the both of you rode out the waves of pleasure.

Once the two of you stilled, you collapsed atop of him in his chair in a mess of sticky limbs. You really needed to bring him dinner more often.

[kakakakashi]

baemochi replied to your post “could you do a nsfw jealous/protective!gaara headcanon”

Wow ! Can you do the same with Kakashi, Iruka and Itachi ?

Oh, I can, and I will! Hell yeah. Let’s do this. Okay…

*NSFW under the cut*

Kakashi

Mmmmmh. Okay, here we go.

Kakashi isn’t that jealous.

The man is protective as shit, though. Everyone he’s ever loved has been ripped away from him, and he can’t take the heartbreak of losing you. He’d die protecting you before he saw you got hurt.

The man knows you can handle yourself, and he knows you’re tough enough to take a few blows. After all, you’ve got each other’s back in battle. It’s your thing.

However, outside of battle, he couldn’t care less. The only time he gets protective is if you’re hurting yourself. That’s another story, though.

Sometimes, though, you like to have a little fun with him.

You stand a little too close to Yamato or get a little too handsy with Genma.

It doesn’t actually bother him because he knows what you’re doing.

And…

And…

And…

The rest will be revealed in time. 👀

I’m working really hard on my celebration guys! It’s A LOT of work, but I’m hoping to release it soon!

Iruka

Please don’t make Iruka jealous. He doesn’t deserve it.

Precious baby bean is too sweet, and he deserves all the love.

He is a lover, not a fighter. We see this firsthand all throughout canon.

His flaw in missions is that he is overly compassionate. The only time he goes into battle is to protect what he loves. He chooses to become a teacher because he doesn’t want to be the reason his teammates are hurt. He’s just pure sunshine.

If someone is making you uncomfortable, though…

This man will swoop in like your prince charming and politely tell whoever is making you uncomfortable to remove themselves from the situation immediately.

He won’t be afraid to break out a kunai if the asshole is gonna come at him, but he’s a “violence is the lowest form of communication” kind of guy. (If you know where that quote is from, we should be best friends.)

If you don’t swoon, I’m gonna steal him away from you because the man deserves someone who swoons for him, and I SWOON FOR HIM!

You’re all heart eyes for the man, and as soon as you get home, you’re the one who jumps his bones.

He’s a little shocked at first, but he gets into it pretty fast.

As soon as he understands why you’re so eager, he starts reassuring you that he loves you, and he’ll never let anything happen to you.

He’s getting off on you getting off on his protectiveness.

You want him to take control, and he makes slow passionate love to you because the man is soft, okay?

And it’s so good because Iruka really feels like you are his and he is yours. Meanwhile you feel the exact same way.

Like, he’s making sure you feel everything and worshiping you like the deity you are.

You come with each other’s names on your tongues and spend the afterglow in a haze of loving caresses and sweet nothings.

The man is a romantic, and he’s made of sunshine. I adore him.

Itachi  

Motherfuckin Uchiha

These little shits have a jealous streak a mile wide. It’s in their blood.

They all react to it differently, though.

Itachi’s the quiet brooding poet. He sees it coming.

Someone’s about to approach you, so he watches and waits.

He lets the jealousy simmer while he watches, and when he can’t take it anymore, he slowly approaches like a predator elegantly stalking it’s prey.

He won’t come out guns blazing. He’s a man of stealth. He isn’t one for throwing a fist. He’s studied his enemy’s armor and plunges a knife where they’re most vulnerable.

It’s a quick lash of his tongue with a stone face and a flash of the mangyeko sharingan. He whisks you away before you can even tell the perpetrator is being tortured in a practically inescapable genjutsu.

Basically rushes you home, and throws you on the bed.

Rips his own clothes off along with yours

It’s rough and needy, and he’s taking what he wants, so you better be ready to give it to him.

“I’m gonna put an Uchiha in you, so the entire world will know who you belong to.”

Itachi can be soft, but he can also be rough. This is a whole new level, though. You’re combining his Uchiha Jealousy™ and his Uchiha Breeding Kink™.

He’s fucking you into the mattress until you’re both satisfied.

You probably can’t move after.

Probably watches his cum drip out of you and pushes it back inside you.

Also, I definitely didn’t get distracted for like 15 minutes just thinking about Itachi’s eyelashes while writing this. Why does he have prettier lashes than I do? Also, Shisui.