#chicken wings 😨

[achromatophoric]

Bianca: What the heck? These are all the shittiest part of a chicken wing.

Wednesday: That is only your opinion. Everything I have prepared is an anatomically correct version of a popular normie dish, each of which is an Addams family favorite.

Bianca: *squints* Anatomically correct?

Wednesday: *abruptly calls out* Enid! Snack!

Enid: *pops up* Yay!

Bianca: *watches as Wednesday tosses up a fried wing tip, which Enid catches in her mouth with a leap*

Enid: *lands and cheerily nom-nom-noms*

Wednesday: *holds out her hand* Bones.

Enid: *spits a perfectly denuded arrangement of bones onto said hand*

Bianca: *wrinkles her nose* Fucking ew.

Wednesday: Ignoring the carpometacarpus, here we have— *points out* —the phalanges and distal phalanges of the first, second, and third digits.

Bianca:

Bianca: *sighs* Right. Of course. You made literal chicken fingers.

Wednesday: Precisely.

Enid: 🥺

Bianca: 😒

Wednesday: *extends her hand* Go ahead, mi lobita.

Enid: *snatches up the bones happily crunches away*

Enid: 😋

Bianca: ☹️

Wednesday: 🤔

Wednesday: If not the chicken fingers, perhaps my Grandmama’s renown elbow macaroni? *points at bowl of something lumpy*

Bianca: 😨

Wednesday: *begins to uncover a platter* Or this here freshly opened face sandwi—

Bianca: Hard fucking pass! HARD FUCKING PASS!

[fourkir]

Shattered doodle + shitty Ink doodle i did in class today

btw Shattered's tentacles are shaped like wings but not rlly... wait .. literal chicken wings 😨😨

am kinning Shattered ehegehge 🛌

Shattered belongs to galacii-gallery boing

[thenickgirl]

insta posts

bsf!nick x blackgirl!reader (part two)

okay so some of y’all were wanting more, and i was happy to oblige. still just winging this shit btw 💕

inspired by own unhealthy delusions 😘✌🏾

part one

warnings: cursing

justy/n: i let chris dress me

liked by nicolassturniolo

christophersturniolo: W move

-> justy/n: real, i’m obsessed with these pants kid

nicolassturniolo: yessss bestie bae

matthew.sturniolo: L fit, i would’ve done better

-> justy/n: alexa play jealousy jealousy

luverboychris: 🫳 gimmie the fit

nicolassturniolo: bathroom mirror kinda cool idk

liked by justy/n

christophersturniolo: bro there’s so much going on

justy/n: ARF ARF ARF 😍

-> nicolassturniolo: LMAOAOA you’re actually insane 💗

matthew.sturniolo: chicken strips

-> nicolassturniolo: what 😭

-> matthew.sturniolo: i didn’t know what to say

justy/n: tfw your bestie filmed with your favorite youtubers and didn’t invite you #blocked

liked by nicolassturniolo

nicolassturniolo: cause i knew you were busy!!!

nicolassturniolo: unblock me hoe!!

-> justy/n: NO

christophersturniolo: i wanted to tell you, but they wouldn’t let me!

-> justy/n: chris, you’re my only friend, now give sam my number 😈

-> christophersturniolo: bet!

-> matthew.sturniolo: CHRIS! 😨

muwapsturniolo: YOU WATCH SAM AND COLBY??

nicolassturniolo: i’m the burger bot 🤖

liked by justy/n

justy/n: it’s the way you didn’t offer me any..

-> nicolassturniolo: i’ll buy you as many burgers as you want

-> justy/n: forgiven 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼

guccifrog: yes but was the burger good?

matthew.sturniolo: burger bot is stupid

-> nicolassturniolo: your mom!

-> christophersturniolo: WE HAVE THE SAME MOM!!!

nicolassturniolo: 🕶️

liked by justy/n

justy/n: WHAT SHDFHCJFNCM

justy/n: can someone help me off this floor? 😍❤️‍🔥

-> nicolassturniolo: STOP ILY

matthew.sturniolo: 🔥

christophersturniolo: bro killed it

justy/n: hi i’m back again 🧍🏾‍♀️

-> nicolassturniolo: 😭 bitch i love you!

nickuniversity: it’s a good day to be a nick girl

justy/n: nothing felt cute might delete later

liked by nicolassturniolo

mattslolita: so pretty wtf 😍

christophersturniolo: can i raid your fridge?

-> justy/n: chris wtf 😭

nicolassturniolo: so absolutely gorgeous i can’t 😍

matthew.sturniolo: i already screenshot it

-> justy/n: what?

-> matthew.sturniolo: huh?

-> christophersturniolo: what?

-> nicolassturniolo: WHAT THE FUCK?

tagsss: @muwapsturniolo @guccifrog @luverboychris @mattslolita @demistyles @matty-bear @ohmtoff @nicksmainbitch @patscorner @soursturniolo @sturnioloshacker @freshloveforthefit @angelcake-222 @a13ssandr4 @sukiipjs

[spirit-lanterns]

Robin and Navia taking turns keeping an eye on Cabernet and making sure she doesn't get too ravenous for you 😭

My poor, poor green flag wives… :(

Honestly, I think Cabernet would be interested in devouring Navia and Robin too, not just me. We’d all have to keep an eye on each other if we want to avoid having the soul sucked out of us 😨

Cabernet would say something about Navia’s hair looking like a croissant, or Robin looking like she has chicken wings, and then everything just gets chaotic from there…

[inspiredwriter]

Mikey 2012 : vamos gallinas es hora que coman😃😆🐔🌽*lanza el maíz a las gallinas*es para que sean sanos y fuertes y que pongan huevos para que nazcan sus pollitos 😁😉🥚🐣🐤✨

Anastasia 2012 : Mikey quieres que te ayude alimentarlas🥰😄💗💕💝 no quiero que te pellizque como la última vez😅🥺🐔🐓💓❣️💖💞

@inspiredwriter

Mikey 2012: No, baby, you don't have to worry about me😄😘 I'm sure these chickens have already recognized me as their master😏😁🐓🐔 *Sprinkles corn to a group of chickens* Come on, feathered ones, stay chill..😄🤗🌽

Chicken: *Looks at Mikey and flaps her wings* 🤨😤🐔

Mikey 2012: Hey, I know that look, friend😀😅 Well, no, you're not getting any more...😅😤🚫🌽 I have to feed the other chickens, who are much smaller and weaker than you😟🥺🌽🐔🐔🐔

Chicken: *Clucks angrily and pounces on Mikey* 😡😤🐔

Mikey 2012: Oh, help me!😨 It happened again!😱😫 *Runs away from the group of chickens following him* AAAAAaaaah!😫

@swagreecrow

[paulinawoodpecker]

Sara, Ramona and Tiffany Maze along with Reena Minnie, chai and Jessie hurts the mean queen bees and the Impossible three

Minnie: well it’s the queen bees!

Tiffany maze: and the impossible three

Tiffany: you again!

Ramona: and back than ever!

Chai: your sidekicks and these men hurt our feelings!

Jessie: and now it’s our turn.

Jasmine: do you want to know on who you are?

Rina: what?

Reena: I’m sorry for doing this but…

Sara: what are you going to do?

Reena: you’ll find out…

Reena: you are a bunch of idiots who are trying so desperately hard to *beep* oasis! *beep* beep*

Jack and ying: *places on hand on their mouth*

Tiffany, Rina and Max: 😨

Reena: nutcracker, *beep* *beep* *beep* buffalo wing, chicken leg, *beep* chicken nugget *beep*

Andrea: 😰😬

Pickles and Blair: 🤨😨

Reena: and demon munchers! *laughs*

Blair: *chuckles* yeah. I’m starting to like this girl.

Minnie: 😳😨…um yeah! Like what she said.

Minnie: you ate them up! How do you do that?

Reena: no idea. *breaks the fourth wall* Do not try this at home my dudes.

Tiffany: how dare you!

Max: woah.

Jack: how inappropriate!

Ying: that was very…

Andrea: rude! Very absolutely rude!

Pickles: exactly! That was very rude kid!

Reena: well blame it on tad. Because I taught him and mostly myself!

Tiffany: * growls in anger*

Tiffany: you guys make me sick!

Tiffany: you hurt my friends!

Reena: how unlucky…

[quartztwst]

I actually don't draw. Everything is false. I stole these works from another artist. You don't know them. You'll never will. I'm not actually into twst. I'm only here for popularity and gain.

I don't care for Azul nor the other characters. I was never interested in the first place. I only wanted to feel known and liked. Every post is fake and just pretend so I could get you guys to like me.

/j HELP EMTYDYE THOSE ARE NOT TRUE DO NOT CANCEL ME HELP DONT CANCELL ME IM JUST LYING RN I LOVE TWST I LOVE AZUL MY POKIE WORORKEIE R FJDJDBDDNBCNC he's my yummy yam yam spicy chicken wing taco with whipped cream

THAT IS A DISGUSTING DISH EW DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME 😨😨😨😨😨

Say Quartz, are u planning on posting part 2 for learning how to draw like u?/nf /genq

LMAOO I did already??

[pick-em-pool]

WEEK 5

The madness doesn't stop people! 💣💥🤯 five weeks in and folks are still flying up and down the rankings like Juliette flies up and down the pool 🥽 One thing is for certain this season: no one is safe 😨 so if you want your share of the $350 prize pool, it's time to shoot for the moon, and if you miss you will land among the stars might end up in last like Abby, so don't get crazy 🤨

PEYTON - 12 POINTS

It was a VERY strong week for a lot of people, and Peyton was no exception, pulling off the highest point total of the season. In addition, he mercilessly knocked Juliette out of the top spot 😳 Here is a football reenactment of Peyton's flying kick to Juliette's face 👟👟

JJ - 12 POINTS

Do my eyes deceive me, or has the legendary, Stanley Cup winning, guitar playing, golf ball slicing Jean Jacques Francais Escargo Baguette Daigneault reeled off TWELE POINTS THIS WEEK 🔥🔥🔥 He absolutely REFUSES to get last place this season, mercilessly tossing Daigneault home-team favorite Pittsburgh under the bus in favor of Buffalo 🚌🚌🚌 Get your tickets now people, because the JJ revenge tour is in full swing 🎟🎫🎫

RUSTY - 12 POINTS

lets. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 📯📯📯 Rusty and JJ have swung from the Boys in the Back to the Boys Who Will Beat Yo Sorry A#% (They are now a gangster rap group, apparently 🎤) 🥊🥊🥊 Either way, Rusty is willing to do anything to win now, even if it means sabotaging the other players. Just this week he sent me 10 metric tons of barbeque he cooked. Obviously, I had to eat it all in one sitting... The food coma lasted 3 days 🤢🥴 Not cool Rusty. Not. Cool.

LOGAN - 12 POINTS

Our fearless commissioner is as talented as he is handsome, racking up 12 points this week in style. Honestly, it's amazing he finds time at all to even make the picks, much less the write-ups 😎 Seriously, how does he fit all of this into his packed schedule:

JANIE - 12 POINTS

You know what, I'm sick of Janie! She gets to score 12 FREAKING points again, and she's MAKING HER PICKS FROM A BEACH RIGHT NOW 😒😠😡 She's watching football, drinking margaritas, eating chicken wings, and soaking up the sun in Daytona. She's literally living MY dream and she's doing it BETTER than me 👆👆👆 (This will have to do because there is no middle finger emoji, UGH) Congrats, Janie, I GUESS

GABBY - 12 POINTS

And rounding out our 12 pointers is the ever lovey GABRIELLE 👏👏👏 This girl doesn't just pick teams, she IS a team 🏐🏐🏐 This one-woman volleyball squad has been serving up TROUBLE for opponents the past couple weeks 😍 She serves, she digs, she sets, she... doesn't really spike the ball because she has a 0.3 centimeter vertical jump 🦘 Seriously people Gabby is what you would get if you combined the raw power and athleticism of a Bengali Tiger with the jumping ability of a tortoise 🐢🐅

LISA - 11 POINTS

Not far behind, Big Mamma racked up 11 points with nice picks on New Orleans and New England 👌👌👌. And now she's helping out the great commish with picking out a friend's wedding present. That is most appreciated because there is just a slight difference in gift-selecting ability between these two:

Lisa: I got you this beautiful bike that you have wanted since you were 6, hand made because I know you love bespoke items. It has your name engraved and a custom drink holder for your favorite water bottle, and a 5000 year warranty that I negotiated myself

Logan: I got you a can of lima beans

JULIETTE - 8 POINTS

The Daytona Diver had an OFF week for sure this time 😨😬 dropping her down to 3rd place. We'll have to wait and see if her first place was deserved or just a mirage 🏝🏝🏝 Me, I'm not too worried. Juju leaves no TikTok undanced and no Team unpicked. I'm just waiting for her to reclaim her spot. Go off queen 👑👑👑 hmm, yeah I'm definitely not cool enough to pull off 'Go off queen'. Go get 'em tiger 🐯 OK that's 10 times worse, I'll get back to everyone next week on this 🥴

ABBY - 8 PIONTS

it's only 5 weeks in but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Abby's hopes for a victory this season are already on life support 😢😢 Even worse, she didn't send me her picks until about 10 PM on Sunday. I GAVE her the chance to sneak a peek at the scores. My weakness for my own SISTER meant she had the chance to do amazing this week 😨😨😨 it was right there on a silver platter! And what happened? she got an 8. Here's a live look at Abby's pick-em-pool chances after this week:

VAL - 6 POINTS

Val is a woman of many talents. She makes (for real) the best margarita I have ever had. She is going to law school on a scholarship 🤓 She is going to defend me in court when I'm taken to trial for embezzling the pick-em-pool money. She got to a hospital by HERSELF when her appendix tried to pearl harbor sneak attack her in her sleep. SHE BOWLED A 140. But folks... I have to say 😞😢 we all have our weaknesses. Even superman has his kryptonite. Val's weakness - understanding the game of football 🏈 SIX POINTS LMAOOO WHO EVEN DOES THAT BAD (ignore my score from last week 🤐)

Folks I have to thank you for keeping it interesting 😵 with all these wild scores. I never know what to expect, but one thing I'm sure of is someone is walking home with HUNDREDS 💸💸💸 at the end of this season. So never give up, never surrender AND I WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK 💰

[peacesmovingcabaret]

Tagged by @headless-twink and @skiplo-wave

Nickname: Peace (on this website) Leese (in real life)

Star Sign: Aquarius

Favorite Musicians: Don’t really have any. I like a wide variety of genres and artists.

Sports Team: Don’t really have one. Not a big fan of a lot of sports (or the industry)

Lucky number: 36. Though I guess that would be a considered an unlucky number too. 6 x 6 = 36 😨

Dream Vacation: Greece. Or most of the Iberian peninsula. Might be awhile though...

Favorite Foods: Lemon Pepper Chicken Thighs with Creamy Garlic Sauce, Ribeye, scallops, Margherita Pizza, Buffalo wings.

Favorite Drink: Italian Soda and Passion fruit juice.

Celebrity Crush as a Kid: Rami Malek. Started from Night at the Museum when he played the hot pharaoh.

Random Fact: I frequently like to call my self the “recessive genes” of my family. Because I always felt like the black sheep compared to everyone else and didn’t have a whole lot in common with them.

Tagging anyone who wants to play. Way too lazy!!

[paulinawoodpecker]

The Triple Team's sidekicks, Reena and Jasmine hurts The Mean Queen Bees feeling: Operation destroy woman’s heart

Minnie: well it’s the mean queen bees!

Chai: your sidekicks hurt our feelings!

Jessie: and now it’s our turn.

Jasmine: do you want to know what you are?

Tiffany what?

Reena: I’m sorry for doing this but…

Reena: you are a bunch of idiots who are trying so desperately hard to *beep* oasis! *beep* beep*

Ying: *places on hand on her mouth*

Tiffany: 😨

Reena: nutcracker, *beep* *beep* *beep* buffalo wing, chicken leg, *beep* chicken nugget *beep*

Andrea: 😰😬

Blair: 🤨😨

Reena: and demon munchers! *laughs*

Minnie: 😳😨…um yeah! Like what she said.

Tiffany: how dare you!

Blair: *chuckles* yeah. I’m starting to like this girl.

Ying: that was very…

Andrea: rude! Very absolutely rude!