#chip answers

[ringingfromthefuture]

hey! Uh-

this is fazbenders, correct?

*there is a strange customer standing there. It had grey-ish skin, is wearing heart shaped sunglasses, a pink bathrobe, and has two small wings folded next to it’s head*

-🍷

“That would be us! Wonderful of you to choose our establishment today! Do you have questions, comments, or otherwise?”

The manager adjusts the glasses that sit at the base of his phone to be just a tad closer to his dial. His tail is lowered to the ground and he leans on a cane as he speaks.

@ask-wine-the-alcoholic

[chippuyon]

LOOOOOOOVE your tgirl Laios take :3 Do you wanna share any headcanons you have as how she'd approach her transition? (and I'm not exclusively talking abt outer appearance stuff ofc)

YES OFC 🫶 a lot of this is from me rambling with a beloved mootie who is equally as insane about tgirl laios as me but uh here you go:

one of the first people to clue in on laios was kabru! half bc he's so attuned to people especially laios and half bc hes transmasc so he recognizes The Signs of an egg

as a result he's been steadily pushing her towards expressing her feminity more freely and letting go of her fears

kabru is also the first person she comes out to (atp they are in a relationship) but ofc he already knew...... he just goes heh all according to my calculations ✍️💭 (is actually really happy for her)

kabru asks laios if she wants to be referred to by a different name but she was never as hung up about her name as she was about her body

after a while she tries growing out her hair and wearing dresses with the help of marcille (who is very very excited) and falin (who's just happy to see her sister so happy)

I could talk more but that would spoil all the art I'm planning so that's it for now :)

[cchipollo]

What's your fav Bruce/Brandon headcannon?🎤🎤

my favourite? uhhh . disclaimer this was shorter before, i just kept adding to it.

brandon has no idea how to take bruce out on dates because he’s a dude and also bruce. i also dont feel like they’d call it dates but whatever not the point.

i reckon bruce’s ideal date is going to the pub and getting brandon stuffed with a chicken schnitty, steak and chips or snorting coke and drinking with him (he probably likes seeing brandon super fucked up until it ends up biting him in the ass).

i imagine brandon doesn’t see anything fascinating about pub or pub food. it makes bruce seethe.

so bruce ruins any date brandon decides to take him on. museums, movies, nice fancy restaurants, any kind of touristy shit. just think the amsterdam scene in filth. it doesn’t really matter though because every night with those two ends the same way (wink wink)

i think brandon’s one success is taking bruce out to a quiet sightseeing location at night. like idk. nice view of the scottish highlands (i dont know. im just imagining a hill or a cliff with a fence really). bruce probably screams and yells out to hear his echo. that ends probably with both of them making out and tussling on the ground (naked style). gross.

[cannibalistic-forest-god]

“Hey there, little buddy!”

*Gently pats his head*

*Squeak*

Hewwo!

[kitifulnines]

I'm going to eat your pal right now, and you can't stop me! *evil laugh and run away *

WHAT

[humbuns]

pieced together till they're no longer broken apart

[spirit-doll]

Since the rest of the Ancients arrived after Dark Cacao, how's his Kingdom holding up since he vanished?

At first, it was a shock for the kingdom, not knowing exactly where their king was. Their attempts to find him were unsuccessful. But we all perfectly remember Dark Cacao's phrase about his kingdom, that whether he exists or not, his kingdom is strong and will go on regardless of any difficulties. So they gradually moved on. (But in my au, I want to make a quiet journey through the portal that I drew in the last post, and soon Dark Cacao will return to them back).

[a-smokebreath-system]

Yes!

☆ - Chip 🪶

can you be a trans mtf alter in a trans ftm body?

[brittle-doughie]

Y/n cookie marrying both Crunchy Chip Cookie and Wildberry Cookie. Personal body guards AND I get to be with my husbands ALL DAY?? Yes PLEASE-

Cookie: “Woah, you have two tough guys with you all times it seems, don’t you have some time to yourself?”

Y/N Cookie: “What are you talking about? Why would I want that, they’re my husbands!”

Cookie: “What?”

Wildberry and Crunchy Chip Cookie brandished their wedding rings as did you, but the two don’t stop their glaring at the cookie that approached you.

Y/N Cookie: “Yeah, they’re incredibly protective, but don’t take it too personally. They just love me so much as I do for them! Just..ehehe, keep your distance, okay?”

[ringingfromthefuture]

[HIII!! Guess who visited! But this time he’s human! His hair.. is ungodly fluffy. If you stick your hand in his hair? It’s fucking GONE. But anywaus. HII CHIP!!]

“I need to talk to you.”

“Wh- SCOTT?”

He backed up, trying to snarl, but it looked really stupid considering he is also human.

“Whatever it is, I don’t want to hear it. I may not have security with me at the moment, but I do have, uh.. I don’t have anything, but-”

He sighed.

“Y’know what? Since I promised someone I’d stay safe, sure. What is it?”

//@the-desolate-location

[chippuyon]

So

1.is trans Lasois going to change there name

2 what monster do you want to see the dungeon meshi crew cook up?

laios wouldn't change her name! I mentioned it before but imo she was always insecure over her body more than anything. To her the name laios is just a word she's associated with, she's not hung up on tallmen gender naming conventions like that. But feel free to come up with names if you want!

2. uhhh idk. marcille's couatl i guess? 😭😭

[cchipollo]

when did you start drawing? big fan of your art <3

ive been drawing for as long as i can remember. a lot of my first drawings were of my family and sonic. i think i ended up gravitating towards drawing cus my entire family does music and i hate performing in front of people lol

[cannibalistic-forest-god]

Chip! OMG you're so cute!!!

:3

[canisalbus]

Hi :) I hope you’re doing okay! I found Machete (or at least his cousin lmao) in a Fine Arts museum in Blois, France. Blois was a historic site during the wars of religion, the perfect setting for him I think!

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[hazard-c-horror]

I feel like if the "maternity chip au," played out to the patters of normal SAM'S episodes I feel like there would be an episode where Eclipse talks to puppet about being a mother. Like "Hey you where a bad mother that abandoned your child, but you got him to forgive you for your horrible actions, how do I do that?"

( ⚫_⚫) (^_^ 💧)

(P.s I love your art.)

Puppet at first would go along with it as a joke, yet would still give good advice in the process.

But, over time Puppet and Eclipse will form a sort of Mom group. Half promising to watch over the others child/children if their was a problem

Eclipse slightly helps Puppet in return (he’s too prideful to fully help). Giving his own input on things that are sometimes actually helpful.

While Puppet helps with emotional parts Eclipse doesn’t understand.

And with the more… troublesome parts about being a parent

Also thank you for the compliment <3

[transformers-synergize]

If you have the time can we see some prowl,,, I just think its really funny how tiny that man is

sure, here's a bunch of random stuff of him