#choochoomotherslagger

[ask-smokescreen]

be honest.. do u ever miss astrotrain?

Every day, scary Megatron-faced human, every day.

I mean, who wouldn't miss their bro? The #1 drinking buddy in the multiverse? The best buddy, who honestly had a great head on his shoulders?

But, I know he's probably doing well, wherever his parties got him, and that's what I want the most! I want him to be happy, more than anything.

He deserves that.

[anotherhumanpet]

@codenamesilas & @choochoomotherslagger

[unicromx8]

He does not have a parasite for comparison on hand, but he is going to pick up and hold Tinycron like an angry little plushtoy.

   And, wouldn’t you know, Ittycron is finger-sized. 

    He’s none to happy about any of this. 

[highglossfinish]

choochoomotherslagger replied to your post: Does this mean we can finally talk about the...

for some reason i want to defend them on account of also being pathetic and i’m pretty sure that’s how they get you

I wonder if they realize being small and pathetic with massive, shimmering eyes can get you someplace in this world, and if they do, whether they’re simply too proud to run with it.

...

Dear Unicron, they’re Starscream.

[daringherring]

[[ it’s extremely important to me that i share this conversation with y’all okay some pals and i were talking about christmas songs and

[8:32 PM]Fabu: i don't even enjoy watching the old stop motions tbh like i can appreciate the artistry but they're just not my favourite movies [8:33 PM]Fabu: however, snow miser and heat miser are undeniably some boppin tunes [8:33 PM]Cro: there is nothing funnier on this earth than the name Burgermeister Meisterburger [8:33 PM]Fbau Wow: jazz's new special ops code name [8:33 PM]Cro: lghawelghe [8:33 PM]Puff: jazz goes undercover in a fast food restaurant [8:34 PM]Fabu: i'm actually crying from laughter right now pls send help [...]

[8:45 PM]Butters: ..also also i will agree that while im ''kay' about christmas, i agree about the music and wonder why its apparently illegal to write christmas songs later than the 70's [8:46 PM]Astro: YEAH [8:46 PM]Astro: update that shit [8:46 PM]Butters: its just weird that like. have you ever heard a new christmas song? [8:46 PM]Fabu: actually i can tell u, the absolute worst christmas song of all time came out in the year 1984 [8:47 PM]Cro: are you talking about band-aid and do they know it's christmas fabu [8:47 PM]Fabu: last christmas is the song i am speaking of [8:47 PM]Cro: YOU GET OUT OF HERE [8:47 PM]Fabu: do they know it's christmas is an EXCELLENT song i don't care for your opinions goodbye [8:47 PM]Cro: last christmas is great. it's hilarious to me. but i will not listen to do they know it's christmas if you pay me [8:48 PM]Astro: :popcorn: [8:48 PM]Cro: excuse us y'all, fabu and i gotta fight to the death now [8:48 PM]Cro: salad forks at dawn [8:48 PM]Fabu: i can't believe the two music bots in the room are having a battle to the death over christmas songs of choice [8:48 PM]Cro: but that's so appropriate isn't it [8:48 PM]Puff: this is a lost G1 episode. [8:49 PM]Puff: jazz slugging down the snowy street playing do they know it's christmas. soundwave tromping the other way playing last christmas. they stop. they look at each other. their visors narrow. [8:50 PM]Puff: "Soundwave." >( [8:50 PM]Cro: op and megatron pull up to find soundwave beating jazz with a plastic candy cane lawn ornament while jazz strangles him with xmas lights [8:50 PM]Puff: "Burgermeister Meisterburger." >( [8:50 PM]Cro: PUFF [8:50 PM]Cro: hahaha [8:50 PM]Fabu: ojsdfbklSJBGKLSFbvfDBFs [8:51 PM]Puff: you've gotta imagine it in G1 Soundwave's voice, too. "Burgermeister—" voice shifts exactly one note deeper to indicate deep disapproval "—Meisterburger." [8:52 PM]Cro: god [8:52 PM]Fabu: i love you and hate you so much in this moment [8:52 PM]Puff: :)

the friends that i have are the best friends, thank u and goodnight ]]

[fire-fxrged]

no repercussions: a big ol smooch on the lips, that's what

Watch Grindor have a stroke from sheer rage at his inability to rip off the train’s head and fuck the neck hole for this trespass.

[princeofdarkmount]

choochoomotherslagger replied to your post: “Im shocked you didnt point out Smokey or Train's smell in your meme...”:

only nightfall said explicitly that i need a bath, touche motherfragger

It was still mentioned by somebot, so my point still stands.

choochoomotherslagger replied to your post: “Im shocked you didnt point out Smokey or Train's smell in your meme...”:

.... i really do need a bath though /ominous mud noises/

.............. do I even want to know what you got into that’s causing you to make that sound?

[skywxrpxd-blog]

“I mean... I’d make it quick ‘n painless? Let’s face it, ya ain’t gonna make it on the apocalypse team if Lord Megatron’s your competition.”

[verdigrisprowl]

did you manage to find a gay baby jail for your larva?

«Apparently the proper term is "crib." But no—I got information on how to turn the larva over to the proper human authorities, so I ended up not needing one.»

[voraciouslyindulgent]

choochoomotherslagger replied to your post: “I’m starting to think the eggs I have in mind...

why do you have eggs in mind in the first place…….

“Because they are what the dadanet has been chattering about for a good while, and your ‘bro’ asked if Cybertronians come from them.”

[vietalis]

💋

meme || accepting

[unicromx8]

why

    ( BECAUSE I LIKE MY VERSION OF ‘GIVING HEAD’ BETTER THAN THE MORTAL VERSION. )

[highglossfinish]

choochoomotherslagger: i'm what

You were sparked with wings, weren’t you?

ask-smokescreen: Wait am I a seeker? Since I have doorWINGS and all

If you jumped off a building, would it end in a graceful ascent into the air or a sloppy tragedy?

[tomatofaceasaurus]

wait what are you doing with your ass??

KICK YOURS

[fire-fxrged]

/lifts leggy and poses dramatically against a wall/ fancy seeing you here~

“I could not have been lucky enough to not run across you here.”

[princeofdarkmount]

Im shocked you didnt point out Smokey or Train's smell in your meme responses

I thought about it, but since everybot else has already made a point to reference it in theirs, I refrained. I feel it’s rather universal those mechas’ questionable.. hygiene habits are considered to be a negative trait at this point. So I felt it didn’t need to be repeated.