#clara spice in a nutshell
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bellarose204 · 1 year ago
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Every Clara Spice in a nutshell
1971 Clara Spice
- MILF energy
- Sees Charlie as a child to her
- Doesn't give a fuck about the other children
- Calls willy "baby girl" on a daily basis
- Is taller than willy wonka
- Would beat the living shit out of you if you try to steal a everlasting gobstopper or fizzy drink
- Loves to sing and dance
2005 Clara Spice
- Edgy emo girl
- Shorter than willy wonka
- Definitely had an emo phase and still ain't out of it
- Flips the bird alot
- Doesn't give a crap about the other kids either
- Gives every single parent a side eye
- Her and wonka love to gossip
- Gets therapy from an oompa loompa
- Is a Charlie x Mike shipper
- Would also beat the living shit out of you if you steal a secret recipe from the factory
- She is adored by Willy's Dad
2023 Clara Spice
- Is younger and shorter than willy wonka
- A chaotic crazy bitch
- The best description of a girl crush
- Very sassy and mischievous
- She's very sweet and loving towards noodle
- Hates the police so much
- She definitely pegs that chocolater 😏
- Calls him "baby girl" too
- Doesn't know how to drive yet but crashes a car into a building like nothing happened
- She is far more worse than the others she'd kill you if she wanted to so don't mess with 2023 version
- She's very strong and yet still lifts willy up bridal style like he weights nothing
- loves to sing and dance
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