#clearing out my drafts

[lilaczx]

Clears throat at the Bellesco conference:

Bottom Tedesco, that is all

[frownyalfred]

reactions to Batman coming up to the Watchtower for a JL meeting without his cowl just wearing a domino mask, in order of hilarity:

oh no he’s hot (Clark)

he’s older than I thought he was (Diana)

he’s younger than I thought he was (Hal)

he has hair??? (Barry)

why do I recognize that scar above his left eyebrow? (both Dinah and Ollie, simultaneously)

good lord how is he so hot (still Clark)

[ladyhawke]

A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really... “Do the stars gaze back?” Now that’s a question.

STARDUST (2007) dir. Matthew Vaughn

[viktorarcanedeservesbetter]

because I’m on a meljayvik kick rn

Viktor has to sleep in the middle of the bed bc both Mel and Jayce run hot. any combo where he is not in the center has whoever is on the end sweating profusely and the person in the middle has one cold side and one warm side. it’s science.

Mel is the coolest and calmest of their heads, yes, but she is most definitely in on their “yes, and?” dynamic to science and magic. She is all for the chaos, she just wants them to wear protective equipment while doing the chaos.

Jayce designed their shower to be double the size of a normal walk-in. Their tub is pretty much a hot tub. Do with this what you will.

Jayce carries both his partners on his shoulders. He also can do many a set of pushups with both of them on his back. They’ve played chess against each other on Jayce’s back, while also asking for advice on chess moves.

Jayce and Mel have a game called “do not leave Viktor alone with Ambessa”. For everyone’s sake, they have been 100% successful. Jayce gets jealous, and the last thing Mel wants her mom to know is that they do share a taste in types of men. Viktor is unaware of this game. Ambessa is curious of the twink her daughter is hiding from her.

Mel is the first person who gets to see all their prototypes in action. She has also been woken up in the middle of the night when one (usually both) have an idea. She is 100% behind this, though she didn’t appreciate the time Viktor and Jayce woke her up for what ended up being a literal lamp re-design. They spent an hour talking about their genius and innovative light, powered by hextech, just for her to flick their bedside lamp on.

Mel has never laughed so much in her life since meeting and getting with them. She attributes these years as the best ones so far. Jayce and Viktor feel the same.

Viktor is just. Always in meetings now. Chilling out. What are you gonna do? Tell the de facto-head of council Jayce he can’t bring in his partner and tell the richest and also most influential member Mel she can’t bring in her other Boyfriend? Good luck.

He actually does not want to be in these meetings. He's there for moral support and the promises of coffee. Also Mel needs him to occasionally hit Jayce's chair with his cane when the other man starts to fall asleep.

He also sneaks notes to her of drawings and she's been mad (not really) ever since he made her snort really loudly due to his caricature of hoskel and salo. It's framed in their office.

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

GILMORE GIRLS | 4.21 "Last Week Fights, This Week Tights"

[sisaloofafump]

It was knee day in my drafts apparently

[loveisactivated]

payurain + kissing

[sunofnebulah]

older bf izuku who lets you cut his hair and shave his stubble.

cw- light choking (?)

you walk past the bathroom when you get a glimpse of a shirtless izuku standing at the mirror. his fingers card through his hair, muscles rippling on his scarred body as he inspects it. you knock on the open door and his eyes flick to yours, his hand falling.

“its getting long, no?”

you shake your head and reach up to play with his emerald hair “ i like it like this… but it could use a cut.” he hums softly as your eyes shift to his, locking your gazes for a minute. he stays there for a while before moving to open a drawer, fishing out a pair of shears and handing them to you without a word.

so it becomes a regular occurrence. you become better at time, watching videos to help you along the way. he always sends you money afterwards (way more than a haircut should cost) and you send it back every time… but he always finds a way to make you keep it.

so when his bead hairs grow in longer than he would like, he drags a chair to the bathroom and hands you a straight razor, asking you to shave it for him. obviously you get nervous, saying how you’re scared you’ll cut him and that you’ve never done it before, but he just chuckles and leans back, shutting his eyes.

“m not scared of a little blood, bunny.”

so you stand behind him, tilting his head back. he opens his eyes and looks into yours, watching you think of how to go about it. you’ve shaved your face before with a straight razor to get rid of the peach fuzz, so you’re not completely jumping into unknown territory. so you grab his shaving cream and squirt some out, applying some to his stubble generously. his eyes are still on yours, watching you curiously. as you go to start hesitantly, he reaches up and touches your face, caressing your cheek.

“its okay love, you wont hurt me.”

so you start. going with the grain in long, sure strokes. his eyes never leave your face, watching you as you bite your lip in concentration. its silent but comforting, his heavy gaze easing you rather than making you anxious. you tilt his head to get the angled part of his jaw, unconsciously gripping his throat. you feel his adam’s apple bob as he swallows and shifts in his chair, carefully to not interrupt your actions.

“there you go..” he mutters when he sees you’ve gotten the hang of it, as you wipe the razor on a small towel. you giggle and shush him, back to gripping his throat softly to get the hairs that are sprinkled below his chin. your eyes flick to his and you pause. his eyes hazy and dark, his mouth slightly open.

“you’re liking this a little too much huh?” you say with a small smile on your face as you finish. he simply hums and shifts in his seat again, sitting up. surprisingly, you didn’t knick his face. he looks over and the mirror and rubs at his newly shaven face, nodding in approval. he stands and cages you against the counter, still staring into your eyes. you falter because what the hell has gotten into him? you let him take your hand and guide it upwards, you cock your brow not knowing where this is going. he places your hand on his throat again and tilts his head.

“you better not stop doin that once you’ve started.”

you stutter and pause. you did that unconsciously. not on purpose. and he liked it.

so that becomes a habit too. in and out the bedroom.

[oliviawhen]

Dreamland Ddeongbyeoli using magic for crimes. 🪄

[tiddygame]

i think ghost has a silent laugh.

soap, talking to ghost over the radio during missions, thinks that ghost can crack whatever jokes without so much as a chuckle and makes it his mission to find a joke funny enough to make him break.

until one mission where they end up in person when soap throws out another joke and gets to witness the way ghost's head falls and his shoulders shake as he chuckles silently at the stupid joke.

soap is absolutely fucking thrilled. THE ghost just laughed at a pun. one of soap's puns no less. it is a brilliant day for science and soap uses his newfound knowledge to its fullest extent, now knowing that every time he goes silent over the radio, ghost is actually laughing at whatever stupid joke was just cracked.

and when soap sees ghost doing it without the mask, sees the little smile he has? ascended. soap is gone. head over heels. other ways of saying he's smitten. you know how it goes.

[frownyalfred]

Bruce, to Stephanie during training: you can't wear your hair down during a fight, it's going to be used against you. it's unsafe.

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Stephanie, to Tim 20 min later in the Sally's Beauty Supply: so I want the longest blond extensions they have, and I want you to braid them into my hair as this kind of handhold thingie? and then you can grab it and launch me across the room during a fight so I have extra momentum, and --

Tim: this sounds perfectly reasonable and like it’ll piss off Bruce so I’m in

[etiolatedmutant]

these idiots would propose to each other at the same exact time, while having no idea the other was gearing up to pop the question

logan and nessa go honest to god ring shopping, mostly bc logan is Old Fashioned and very “well if i’m gonna do it i have to do it Correctly, right?” even though ness explains wade proposed to her with a ring pop and it was like top 3 most romantic moments of her life

logan finally finds one he thinks is most suited to wade and then the little velvet box it rests in is burning a hole in his pocket for a week straight. he has to invent some interesting hiding places so wade doesn’t catch on, which is easier said than done when you live in a fucking shoebox with the nosiest motherfucker to ever walk the earth

and then one night, when they’re watching tv, wade snort-laughs at something, makes a crass remark, and flops back against logan’s side, and he just cannot take it anymore. he’s reaching into his hoodie pocket, flipping the box open, his lips are parting, forming the “W” in wade’s name —

“you wanna get married, peanut?”

there’s wade, staring at logan with big brown puppy dog eyes, pinching a simple silver band between thumb and forefinger

he’s elated. he’s annoyed. he’s surprised.

“stole my fuckin line.”

[candy-ing]

(⚠️: implied sexting)

you've been teasing him all day. answering his texts with unhinged horny replies. not that he was pissed, but he was in public darling. simon had asked you if he could go out with soap and gaz for some drinks at their place and ofc you agreed that he should go have some fun. what you didn't consider was you being in your ovulation phase. he's rushing home to you now and how could he not after he saw how wet you were. poor guy popped a boner instantly. once he's home you jump on him and he's as eager as you are, kissing you deep and sloppy. he'll punish you later. he just needs you rn. once y'all make it to bed, you waste no time straddling his thighs. you're wet enough for him to slide in easily but he still makes sure like always. once he has made sure you're fine and on board he makes you sink on him in go, resulting in groans of pleasure of you both. "why don't you prove you've got the bite to match the bark? bounce on it like you've been wanting to, darling." and bouncing you do. he helps you get closer to the relief you're chasing. eagerly pleasuring your nipples and rubbing and flicking your c!it. you're clenching so good darling, he's losing his mind, but your pleasure comes first. he feels you close when you get sloppy. "please, si." "please what my darling?"

he knows what you want but he'll only give you once you say it.

[ssaseaprince]

The fact that Will regularly hallucinated wounded animals crying because it was one of the most distressing things his mind could come up with

[loveisactivated]

[k-wame]