#cmooonnnnnnn

[skelebab]

Chat we rockin with the atla hxh crossover?

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Can we please get more art of Nico di Angelo as a more southern Italian. Like I know he was inside a casino for a while and then there was the jar and the shadows and everything but he can be tan please make him tan maybe give him some curls cmooonnnnnnn

[femininebehavior]

cmooonnnnnnn im boreddddd

bully meeeeeeeee

[lupinus-bicolor]

*passes dreamworks a 5 dollar bill* hey yeah so when are we gonna get a Road to El Dorado sequel

[flovverworks]

actually im gonna talk about more nonsense but the times when they actually call akira by name.......T_T

[eddiediaz-buckley]

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[dino--draws]

VOTE ELLE VOTE ELLE VOTE ELLE PLEAAASE SHE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME

ROUND 1 POLL 2

Elle Chihiro (@cure-icy-writes) vs Clause (@mxbrightsky)

Elle Chihiro (legal first name is Bryelle, but she doesn't use that one for anything except legal matters and dislikes being called it)

She/her

Elle is a rather short individual with fair skin, pale grey eyes, dark grey hair kept short and easy to care for, a prominent snaggletooth on the right side of her smile, and a noticeably pear-shaped figure. She is a cane user, and uses neoprene braces and compression items depending on the day. She wears a zorua-ear headband at all times, relates more to pokemon than humans in many ways, and has earned herself the nickname "catgirl" for the fact that she purrs, bites, and unironically uses hewwo in everyday speech.

-she has bitten multiple people and will probably continue to do so. Interpol keeps her dental records on hand

-she does warrior skitty roleplay; her first character was a magical shiny named Oranclaw, then later she created the blasphemous medicine cat Fluffstep who snarked back at Starclan and was later drowned in the moonpool during the zombie arc.

-has a long list of mental and physical illnesses, but the main ones are unspecified connective tissue disorder, ptsd, autism, adhd, and anxiety.

-she didn't know that clown husbandry was fake for a long time.

-she's an absolute disaster pansexual who will fall for about anyone who's nice to her. this includes her clan deputy

-she used to run an uwufied copypasta blog on the universe's equivalent of tumblr.

-will absently knead at blankets when bored, and do the same to your back muscles if you ask nicely

Clause (rhymes with "claws" :3)

they/them

mostly human looking, but with cat ears a cat tail and slitted pupils

- They live in a setting where most people have some kind of "superpower", and them being part-cat is their "power" so to speak. Most people in-world consider their power to be weak and more full of drawbacks than strengths, but most of the downsides are from people not accommodating different needs (they require more sleep, they get overstimulated easily because of sensitive eyesight, hearing, and smell, and they really hate getting wet). Most of this is sort of a metaphor for neurodivergency (pulled from personal experience)

- They're also aroace and poly, they're in a queerplatonic relationship with another oc who's alloaro and they have a sort of "enemies to (platonic)lovers" thing going on with another character

- I keep changing details about the story I have them in because I keep finding problems with details and rewriting things I'm frustrated with and all the little changes have butterfly effects, so I don't have a lot of story details here

- Other characterization details I haven't mentioned yet; they're kind of quiet and observant and so have a tendency to just ask questions that seem totally out of nowhere, which they then double back and apologize about because of anxiety; they're also stubborn and always try hard to do the right thing, even when it's technically against the rules or when it's more inconvenient to them

- In Conclusion; i love them a lot they're my special little kitty guy (gender neutral)

[vanishintoyou]

i cant bring myself to CARE abt anything like !

[ratsoh-writes]

*my face is one of complete and utter betrayal*

you boney ass scarecrow lookin TATTLETALE

cmooonnnnnnn I'll never hear the end of it

'caffeine shortens your lifespan flower baby'

'you're already short enough flower baby'

-wisteria

Bruiser: NOT F*CKIN’ EATING SHORTENS YOUR LIFE FLOWER BABY~ NOW C’MON, I GOT A TON A’ DUMPSTER JUICE IN MY FLAT F’ YOU

[hederasgarden]

I’m yelling I’m screaming I’m feral I’m not ok!!!!! Need??? Unbelievable, the intense stare, the quiet, the contrast between the cold of the hood of the car and his body, the gloves cmooonnnnnnn. Top shelf… “Hey, sweetheart. This guy bothering you?” Sweetheart??? Yes Jacob yes he is bothering me, please take me home and fuck me, please!!! And then you give me hangman needing to go last but Bob having the biggest dick??? Deceased. Simply unable. Thank you Ivy.

Thank you for this fantastic message! I am over here grinning like a loon!

At this rate I am writing a fanfic for each Ryan Gosling movie I see. That probably means you can expect a Blade Runner 2049 reader insert fic this weekend. 😂

And yes, Bob has the biggest dick. I will not be taking any questions.

[xinilia]

GUYS WE WON

This whole debate about where Link lives is funny because:

1) there's nowhere else where it's implied that he lives (and he needs to live somewhere ??? Lol. Also, he can sleep in Zelda's bed, but not in any other NPC's bed)

2) it is canon that he's practically always with Zelda (so it isn't practical for him to live far away from her)

3) it is also canon that Zelda made that secret room to concentrate better when she works alone (why would she need an extra room if she lives alone?)

Edit to add: 4) she hid her gift for Link outside the house so he wouldn't find it until after their investigations (I'm citing the text from Zelda's diary). If he doesn't live in the Hateno house there would be no risk of him finding it and no need to hide it outside

I think Nintendo just made it ambiguous because they'd rather being unalived than making a main character ship canon, lol

[septic-shock-on-a-tuesday]

poking my brain like a bear cmooonnnnnnn think of smthhhh

[swirlingstucky-blog]

December Stucky Day 6: Elf

Working here sucked. Bucky hated his job, especially during the Holiday season. It was all sickly kids and their overprotective parents, all thinking they're the most important people in the world. Bucky didn’t even think that was the worst part. Oh no, the worst part was the ridiculous Elf costume he had to wear.

He had to greet every customer entering the store with an overly cheerful “Welcome to Ricky’s toys! Where every toy is magical!”. Every reiteration made Bucky Throw up a bit in his mouth. Bucky checked his watch discreetly. He only had an hour more before he could get the hell out of here, just one more hour of torture. He saw another parent walking in out of the corner of his eye and turned to spit out his spiel when he froze. The man walking in was one of the most beautiful people he had seen in a very long time. His golden blonde hair shined in the light and his blue eyes were as captivating as the ocean. The child on his hip was, Bucky hated to admit, also very cute, with little blonde pigtails and blue eyes to match her dad’s. The man walked in and immediately the girl on his hip spotted him.

“Daddy daddy! Lookit, an elf!” the girl squealed.

“Yea baby girl I guess it is…” the man replied, giving Bucky a wink and a shrug, as if to say, ‘sorry man, but play along huh?’ Bucky smiled and waved at the girl.

“Why hello there little one, my name’s Bucky, and what's your name?”

“My Name’s Sarah, are you making all these toys?” the girl asked.

“Oh, yea! We've got a room in the back just for us elves where we work and work on all these toys. There's a little bit of magic in each one.” Bucky smiled and winked at the ids dad when the girl's eyes widened.”r-really? Daddy! I gotta get a toy!” the girl stared her dad down with an intensity only a child on a mission could achieve. The father put her down.

“Of course sweetie, why don’t you go find the perfect one while I talk to Bucky for a second huh?” the father replied.  She nodded and ran off towards the toys, leaving Bucky and the father laughing in her wake.

“Sorry about her, she gets super excited about all this. Thanks for playing along”

“No problem, kids like her make my job a bit more bearable,” Bucky laughed.

“Im-uh Steve by the way.” the dad said. Steve, Bucky thought the name suited him.

“Well hi Steve, it's nice to meet you.” They smiled and made small talk for a bit before Sarah came running back holding a stuffed animal horse half the size of her body.

“Daaaaaadddyy!!! It's the pony I was looking at online. We gotta get it, pleaaaassseee???” Steve chuckled at her antics and nodded.

“Of course we can Sarah, let's go on up and pay for it yea?” Steve grabbed the horse and his daughter's hand before turning back to Bucky.

“Well uhm, it was nice meeting you Bucky, maybe uh, we could get a drink sometime?” Bucky froze once again, not believing his own ears. Steve started to look like he’d done something wrong when Bucky’s brain came back online and he was finally able to open his mouth and respond.

“I uh...coffee? Y-yea I mean. Yes. I drink..drinks...” wow, smooth Bucky, he thought to himself. 

“I'm actually off work in about..” Bucky paused and checked his watch. Wow, time really flew by. “..ten minutes? If that's not too soon.?” Bucky replied.

“Yea, actually that's perfect, Sarah and I were gonna go down to Robbie’s and grab some hot chocolate. Maybe you could meet us there when you get off?” Steve said hopefully.

“It’s a date, Steve.” Bucky smiled.

“Daaaddy cmooonnnnnnn” Sarah tugged on her dad's hand impatiently. Steve laughed at her antics and let her pull him towards the register.

“Alright then...well uh, we’ll see you soon yea?”

“Yea sounds like a plan.” Bucky watched them pay and waved when they left, once again reassuring Steve he would seem them in about six minutes. Oh, shit.. did Bucky's job just get him a date? Damn..he was going to have to actually thank his manager for putting him in this stupid elf costume. He was never going to live this down with his coworkers. But he didn’t care, he has a hot date with a dad and his admittedly cute daughter to get to, and nothing was going to ruin that.

[celestial-hieroglyphs]

there better be twisted metal jokes this ep

[saiyanshay]

Cmooonnnnnnn post something 😩😩😩

You know Anon, I feel like I know you in real life some how lmao

[peterpansexual19]

Cmooonnnnnnn sequel cmoonnn

the fact that there isn’t and most likely will never be a sequel to the “a little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me” music video is a CRIME TO HUMANITY