#cnc agepl@y

[rosemarytraitor]

i love the word "accident"

I had a little accident

I had ... a ... kind of a ... big accident

don't rub there anymore, I'm gonna have an accident ...!

I went accident on the bed :(

not sure if I little-girl accident or big-girl accident

do you wanna go accident on me daddy O~O

I accident in my pull-up ...

... so much that my pull-up accident too ~_~

[thecglcatalog]

Sidebar: Regression training and birthdays

Birthday parties are so exciting to real children that it seems a shame to deprive your ageplay toy of such a gathering!  But real kids’ parties focus on chronological age – which is the last thing you want your ageplay toy to think about.

Here are some alternative ways to celebrate adult baby pet’s birthday.

Backwards Birthday.  Count down instead of up by reducing your little’s “target” age with every year.  Send out invitations specifying the new goal age so grown-up attendees get the fun of helping to reinforce the ageplay!

“Let’s Be” Birthday.  If there are multiple littles in your friend group, why not skip the mention of the special baby’s real age and theme the day with a “Let’s Be Two,” “Let’s Be Eleven,” or “Let’s Be Five” party?  Switches in your community tend to especially enjoy these, as they can decide whether to ageplay for the day!

Repeating Birthday.  Just subtract the target age from slave’s chronological age.  For example, a toddler regression pet turning 30 in real years could be celebrated with a twenty-seventh third birthday.

Secret Birthday.  Introduce a fun party game where no one is allowed to say numbers at all – including “this many” workarounds – for fear of “party penalties!”  It’s your little one’s birthday, but how many years old they are is top secret.  Consider having number-saying penalties to match the party theme drawn from a hat.

Use letter balloons, number candles, or a special printed poster to turn any of our party supplies into part of a birthday that keeps everyone’s eye on the age your little should be, not the age they chronologically are!

[governessmiranda]

Random Regression-Journal Prompts

... with a twist!

These random generators pull up a prompt from Regression Curriculum's archive. BUT! I've added some variation ... and a lot more gendered prompts, now sorted into unisex/gender-non-specific, femme, and masc.

Journal Prompts for Littles

Journal Prompts for Girls

Journal Prompts for Boys

Enjoy!

[ditzdoll]

hold me down and show me how strong you are >_<

[rosemarytraitor]

Concept: okay so I KNOW that the changeling myth was a way to obliquely discuss infanticide but. Let’s pretend for a moment that it’s real.

let’s pretend that fairies get put in the lottery to be changelings if they commit petty crimes. Some higher-up wants a human baby for some dumbass reason, and the pool of people who have lost arguments with the seelie court HOA start to get Nervous because if their name gets picked in the Reaping out of the Petty Criminals Hat, they’ll be spending the next 15-20 years growing up as a human being

you have to do your best to be the expected human infant (and toddler and kid and teen). Taking the place of the baby is a Contract to see the thing through. Fairies do not break agreements.

The ones who are good at it (and aren’t just counting the days until they can go home to their fairy family) often grow to love their human parents and siblings very much. Others, well, they leave the household in good order when they come of age, stage a disappearance, and head home. Contract complete.

Now, if you suck at pretending to be human, you hope that your human parents leave you in the woods. If they abandon you — or if they treat you badly enough that it’s non-parental by the standards of the local community — they broke the Contract by ejecting you from the household. You did your bit. You can go home.

But then. Then. If they discover you’re a fairy but don’t push you out of the household? As long as they continue to treat you slightly better than they’d treat a non-family, non-guest stranger, you’re locked in. You are stuck until you’ve served out the culturally expected time to independence. Stuck with people who know perfectly well that you’re a non-human adult who is obligated to play along. Fairies don’t break agreements. Fairy changelings don’t get to run away.

[governessmiranda]

Feeling too dignified today?

Go roll the babble generator three times, ideally screen-recording for accountability, and post the audio for Tumblr to make fun of.

[scaredybunny]

Theres something about never hearing your dad swear until he's in your tight pussy 🤤

He's gently groomed gotten you used to physical touch with him. He's convinced himself that if you're enjoying it, there's nothing wrong with violating his little boy. So he makes sure you enjoy it, making you cum by rubbing you through your undies. It takes a lot of fortitude to not whip his cock out the first time he sees your blissed out post orgasm face. But that would be too scary for a little boy like you. He loves you, so he will take his time.

He even manages to control himself the first time you ask to make him feel good, the same way he makes you feel good.

"Daddy, what's that in your pants?"

"Well, sweetheart, you know how your parts get wet when you get excited? I have different boy parts that get hard when I get excited."

"Oh! Do you want me to touch you, daddy?"

He could have thrown you down and split you open right there. Instead, he let you touch him through his boxers. Guiding your hand and holding you close. When he came, he saw it in your eyes, desire.

He couldn't wait any longer. He had wanted to get you used to direct contact and fingering first but he had held himself back long enough.

"You wanna know the reason why your boy parts get wet and mine get hard, sport?"

"Mhmm!"

"They fit together, like a puzzle piece. My stiffness makes it easier to push in, and your wetness makes it slide in and out easy peasy! You wanna try it?"

You looked a bit intimidated.

"Are you sure that can go inside me daddy? it doesn't look like it'll fit."

He calmed your trepidation easily enough, and before long, he had you soaking wet, on all fours, ready for him. He told himself doggy style would make it less painful, but really he wanted to grope your perfect little ass while he fucked you. To see you bent over like a bitch in heat was almost too much for him. He lined himself up and pushed in. So tight and soft and wet. He couldn't help it.

"Fuuuuck" he tried to say it under his breath, but you still heard it.

"Daddy!" Usually, you might giggle at that, but you were too distracted by the pain. "ow ow ow! I don't think it's fitting, Daddy!"

"Sh sh sh shhhh." he had been so patient, he couldn't hold back anymore. He pushed your chest down, then forced your head into the soft pillows to quiet your whining. "quiet- fuck - quiet sweetheart, it'll stop stinging soon, daddy promises. god, fuck! It just hurts a bit the first time."

His change in demeanor was obvious even to you; your daddy was using you, and it hurt. But you couldn't fight him off, you're just a little boy. Eventually, he was lying on top of you, using his weight to hold you down as rutted his adult cock into you.

He was right in the end; it did stop hurting eventually. But your playtime got a lot rougher after that, your dad learned it was much easier to just hold you down :)

[ditzdoll]

i’ll let you do anything you want to me as long as you don’t leave me ,, :(

[rosemarytraitor]

forcemasc Victorian governess introduces herself, then corrects you before you can reply by having you stand with your hands behind your back , showing your best posture, and tell your name. She raises an eyebrow when you say it. Very modern, she remarks. Now she leans in with the air of one coming to the heart of the matter and asks: exactly what was your last governess punishing you for? You’re confused. Your hands are unmarked, and your long dress (you’re so near to being out) would hide any other signs of a thrashing if they were there. You venture that you’re typically very well behaved.

Nonsense, she dismisses this; nonsense. No doubt you will be well behaved for her, yes, but surely you did something to earn such strict petticoat discipline.

You open your mouth, flushing scarlet, groping for words to explain this wondrous error (how did she miss that you were a young lady from the advertisement? Her interview with your guardians? Everything in the room?) but the governess is already opening her neat little carpet-bag. The protests die in your throat at the sight within. White linsey cloth. Brass buttons. A flat cap with a boyish raspberry-colored ribbon.

This will be more suitable for a young gentleman, she says. You are long past the age for breeching. It cannot be done too soon. She holds up the child’s sailor-suit and eyes it critically against you. She says you’re taller than she expected. The short pants will display your knees and thighs, but it can’t be helped for now.

she gestures to the dainty dressing-screen and says she’ll help you out of those silly skirts, though if you’re accustomed to stays, you may leave your corset on; many gentlemen do prefer them. Hurry, though, and get into the sailor-suit so there will be time for a walk after teatime. She has ordered roast beef for your tea; apparently, you have typically been served dainty cut-up fruits and ices, but your new governess will be putting a stop to that. She made it clear to Cook that your tea-tray must now be stocked with more satisfying fare. Young men have large appetites, and little boys need strengthening meals to grow.

[thecglcatalog]

MushyMeals: Our Nutritionist-Developed Adult Baby Feeding Staple

Support an adult-sized hunger while keeping your slave feeling small with MushyMeals, the jarred adult baby food that’s made to complement your control!

Meet pet’s nutritional needs with ease by choosing gooshy foods from our four different sizes of jars. Each size corresponds to a basic human macronutrient: starchy carbohydrates in the small size, creamy fats in the middle size, hearty proteins in the large size, and balanced “all-in-one” recipes in the extra-large.

Why make MushyMeals essential to your pantry? They’re complete. Whole, healthy foods are blended into purées and pâtés to make MushyMeals.  They’re fortified with vitamins, too! (Don’t worry — the supplements are chosen thoughtfully, so there’s little risk of overdose if you like to make your little overeat.) They’re varied. Some of them are tasty to remind your pet that eating baby food in a high chair is just right for them; others … well, tastes vary, so surely some baby out there likes them! They’re lightly laxative. MushyMeals are hydrating and supplemented with dietary fiber and probiotics – all to help ensure bulky, fully-formed poopies. They’re convenient for you. Sealed jars are shelf-stable, and they stack on each other for easy storage.  You can easily determine whether the contents are primarily starch, fat, protein, or balanced by the jar size. They’re frustrating for baby. Cases are labeled, but jars themselves don’t say what’s inside.  Offer baby the privilege of choosing her own dinner, then watch that cute little face fall when she realizes the labels are mostly gibberish and she’ll have to pick a jar by color or rely on you to tell her what the options are, like an illiterate toddling tot!

For most adult babies, our slave nutritionist recommends choosing a starch and a protein for breakfast, a starch and a fat for lunch, and one of each of the three for dinner.  Or choose an all-in-one jar for any on-the-go meal.

Which flavors will your precious babies enjoy for num-nums? Which will they make yucky faces at? Choose a few of both for a balanced experience:

Starch MushyMeals.  Baby’s first borscht, bran ‘n broth, cheesecake rice, cinnamon carrots, coconut-spinach risotto, cookies ‘n broth, cracker-crumb potatoes, creamed corn, green bean pate, ketchup rice, lemon rind congee, licorice oatmeal, maple prune sauce, movie popcorn mush, nutty flax applesauce, okra pokey, parsley prunes, pesto alphabet noodles, pickled peach purée, ravioli skins, rosewater gruel, rye bread ‘n broth, salted boba, spicy ginger greens, spinach-marshmallow ambrosia, squid ink polenta, steamed green bananas, sweet potato smoothie cup, vanilla mashed asparagus, white bread ‘n broth, wild berry potatoes.

Fat MushyMeals.  Bacon avocado mash, boiled egg yolk crumbles, buttered ham consomme, celery gravy fluff, cheezy banana swirl, cranberry custard, cream of cabbage, duck liver soup, grilled cheese gruel, honey butter gelatin, kiwifruit cream yogurt, mayonnaise wobbler, melon meringue, mustard-Swiss fondue, nut butter whip, pimento cheese casserole, short’ning bean sprouts, steamed baloney breakfast, suet semolina.

Protein MushyMeals. Barbecue beans, beef tongue mousse, black bean whip-up, boiled peanut pate, chicken nugget cream, chow mein porridge, fish ‘n chip mince, fruit punch gelatin, kidney-olive paste, lemonade ham pate, lobster hash, poached trout whip-up, poblano pepper hummus, punkin pork pate, root beer chicken mousse, runny scrambled egg whites, silky tofu surprise, shrimp ‘n bean fluff, sweet ‘n sour lentils, teriyaki shrimp custard, tomato-paste tuna.

All-in-One MushyMeals.  Applesauce hot dogs, blendy spaghetti, Bloody Mary stew, buttercream beans, chia-chicken porridge, collardy casserole, corny crab cake, creamed pork, hamburger pudding, orange chicken meringue, lima bean casserole, macaroni ‘n peas, milky muffin mishmash, noodle smoothie cup, olive oil lentils, pb+j mishmash, peanut butter oatmeal, pizza porridge, refried beans ‘n cherries, sauerkraut souffle, sausage custard, ‘shroom souffle, smoked turkey gelatin, Sunday roast dinner, taco tots mishmash, tuna barley surprise.

All MushyMeals come in recycled cardboard cases of 6, 12, or 24.  Box design is matched to jar labels for your convenience.  

We also have special-priced bulk deals available on our All-in-One MushyMeals for institutions like slave boarding schools and adult baby day-cares.  Inquire whether your pet care business qualifies to access our best prices on the easy jarred weekday lunch for adult-baby classes!

[governessmiranda]

Random Punishment Generator Now Live

Go generate some of your own! Reblog with your favorites!

I'm still fixing a couple places where you can get repeats ("cool water mixed with cool water") but this is ready for a 1.0 release, I think.

Suggested source for punishment notebooks

[regressioncurriculum]

A Worksheet About Consequences

Consequences are the results that happen when you do something — especially something bad.  

When you misbehave, your caregiver, owner, or teacher will give you a special consequence to help you learn. But there are also general consequences that just happen every time you are naughty!  Do you know what they are?

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Here is a list of things that could happen. 

Put a check mark next to the ones that could be consequences of you being naughty.  (It’s probably more than you think!)

Have your caregiver check your work and discuss any mistakes you made.

Draw a sad face next to the three worst consequences.

You have nightmares and get more scared of the dark.

You don’t grow.

Your mommy or daddy is sad.

You feel sick or fussy in your tummy.

You have trouble taking your nap.

Icky bugs get into your nursery — ew!

Your toys learn bad lessons and are mean to each other.

People don’t believe you’re a little baby, and they get angry with you for not acting grown-up.

Your caregiver loves you less.

Your caregiver likes you less.

Your dinner won’t taste as good.

Your heart pounds in a funny way.

Pillows get lumpier.

You feel guilty.

Your nose gets more plugged up when you cry.

Your tinkles are darker yellow.

It gets warmer in your town.

Your night-light burns out. Oh no!

Your crying sounds more annoying.

Your knees hurt.

The grown-ups who take care of you trust you less.

The game of peek-a-boo gets scarier and less fun.

You forget the words to your favorite nursery rhyme — uh-oh!

Batteries in your toys wear out.

Your clothes get holes and snags in the laundry.

Your friends aren’t as nice to you during play dates.

You enjoy cartoons less.

You get slower and stupider.

You fall down more often — clumsy little thing!

You lose interest in your favorite games.

You have to be restrained more often.

You aren’t allowed to play on the playground.

You go hungry more often.

Your legs get weaker so you have to crawl, not walk.

You have more trouble resisting naughty urges.

There are strict new rules to follow.

Your voice cracks when you sing your baby songs.

Your hair grows more slowly.

You get a rash.

You become allergic to your favorite candies.

No one wants to look at pictures of you anymore.

Everyone is disappointed in you.

[pretty-boys-world]

Write this down my princess

[ditzdoll]

first date but it’s just you spiking my drink and taking me home with you ^_^

[rosemarytraitor]

You know, there's forcefem and forcemasc but I do wonder if there's an audience for gender being just ... taken away like a toy you're not allowed to play with.

Probably not so much, because the enforcement of gender is the Danger that a lot of people fetishize, I think, but ... it has possibilities.

"Mommy doesn't want to see any gendered behavior out of you today, understand?"

"Daddy's babies refer to themselves in the third person, understand? But if you call yourself 'he' or 'she,' or if you refer to your yucky parts with anything silly like 'penis' or 'clit,' Daddy will not be happy. Daddy doesn't like when his babies play that pretend game. Say you understand. Say it. Say 'thank you, Daddy, they understand.'"

"Psssst! When they ask you what color you want, say anything except pink or blue. If you say you like a pink thing or a blue thing, you get a spanking."

[thecglcatalog]

Sidebar: Babyish Words for Orgasms

For some age regressors, sexual contact is off the table.  For our target customers, though, making dirty, dirty sex even more taboo and wrong is at least half the point!  That means your little or middle toy will probably need to discuss their orgasms with you frequently.

Get beyond the commonness of “cummies “ by forcing your slave to adopt one of these humiliating alternatives.

Angel kisses, bedtime sparkles, bring-mes, bunny blushes, buzzles, compliments, cunny bubbles, dolly dribbles, doozies, ducky tumbles, edgies, fireworks, funnies, glimmers, happies, jumpies, kitty kippers, let-goes, loops, luckies, maxies, neenees, number threes, oop-de-doos, ornies, plow-wows, pops, pucker-ups, quiet times, fruit roll-ups, scootches, shiny quarters, surprises, rosy posies, tail wags, tipsies, treats, um-ums, willy wobbles, winkles, wishies, yep-yeps.

Also consider requiring babies to distinguish:

For two-bottom babies (i.e, those with two useful holes down there), anal-sex and vaginal-sex orgasms (e.g. cooch scootches and boot scootches)

Orgasms achieved alone vs. those given by someone else (e.g. duckies and goosies)

Orgasms while being penetrated vs. orgasms while empty (e.g. proddy-pops and pressy-pops).

Which term is your favorite way for an ageplay slave to identify its climaxes?