#cold call

[letzgetsilly]

old thing I never posted here

I don't post a lot of things on here huh

anyway you can see more of him here

[itsonly4-ever]

Chapters: 19/19 Fandom: Labyrinth (1986) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jareth/Sarah Williams (Labyrinth), Jareth & Sarah Williams (Labyrinth) Characters: Jareth (Labyrinth), Sarah Williams (Labyrinth), Toby Williams, Hoggle (Labyrinth), Sir Didymus (Labyrinth), Ludo (Labyrinth) Additional Tags: Older Sarah Williams (Labyrinth), Possessive Jareth (Labyrinth), Romance, Drama & Romance, Drama, Eventual Smut, Goblins, Jareth Being Jareth (Labyrinth), Post-Canon, Lack of Communication, Oh my god just kiss already, Violence, Blood and Injury, Sexy Times, Original Character(s), Complete, Smut, Fluff and Smut Summary:

Thirteen years had passed uneventfully after Sarah’s run of the Labyrinth. She had kept in contact with her friends from the Underground, but life had been mundane at best. After a disappointing night at work involving alcohol, along with some advice from Hoggle, she finally finds the courage to talk with Jareth the Goblin King. Will she find the answers she always wanted? Will their frustrations get in the way of her answers? Will they finally allow their feelings to come forward?

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[motivationdoctor]

Do you know what can really embarrass a customer?

Or make them feel stupid? Or fail to help them understand? And I mean an internal as well as an external customer. Jargon will cause all of the above to happen. And you certainly don’t want that if you want them to use your product or service, keep coming back, and recommend your business to others. When you use technical terms, buzzwords, or acronyms, the other person may not…

[hyliandude]

Cold-calling co-workers, colleagues, and direct reports on teams is deranged and should be considered grounds for immediate termination

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[j0hnpr1c3sm1ssus]

Alpha!Kortac with a new recruit!Reader who's being courted (or attempted to be) by every alpha on base.

All of them try to show off with their various positive attributes, winning fights, showing off conquests, etc.

But then there's König. König takes the time to really truly learn Reader. He learns what reader likes, their favourite scents, fabrics they like, music, everything. He learns it all.

So when heat season comes? On reader's doorstep there's about 20 different scent items, labelled from various alphas.

They're all big blankets, or hoodies, all theirs.

But then there's König's. He brought a box.

It's shirts, all your favourite colours and fabrics, some freshly bought, others from his collection. In the bottom is a fluffy blanket, it's comfortable looking, too. It has a note on it, which reads "Saw this in the autumn and it reminded me of you. I've been making sure to scent it frequently for you." With a little crown doodle. It's from König.

It's not a massive surprise to him whenever he sees you on his doorstep, trying to tug him to your nest, thick with heat smell.

[1000-year-old-virgin]

Rachel Chinouriri - Cold Call

[zorangezest]

thanks for listening

[keferon]

I find it so so funny how people just keep tagging me under Prowl related posts. You all collectively assumed I lost my mind over this guy and you are absolutely right hahaha

[mellosdrawings]

Bell, after having their brain toyed with so much they can't even remember the concept of gender anymore.

Giving you the opportunity to make your character NB when they've been canonically brainwashed into becoming a whole other person might be the funniest thing the COD franchise has ever done. I'm eating it up so much.

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[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

ok but i've heard that WAX STAN 3: THE THREEQUEL: THIS TIME IT'S IMPERSONAL is the best out of the franchise

[lunarw0rks]

john “big stretch” price

simon “make it fit” riley

soap “just the tip” mactavish

kyle “give me one more” garrick