#conepost

[conidiophore]

You have to stretch your micro boytoy out to their limit. It's enriching for them to be bouncing and moaning on something as big as they are.

[ika-archieves]

she can have a mask as a treat, i think we need 8 more

[kirakablooie]

so I might have an eensy teensy theory

both are:

upside down cone

beeg

have 9 major layers (the 9 circles/the 9 layers of rondo)

tube base

each layer has a different "thing" (rondo has its various spotlight abilities and inferno its various layers of sin)

[toefungusbrandchips]

Coneposting rn. He actually does like me except whenever i wanna take him on a walk he has to be like 5 meters away from me so the gang doesnt think hes not cool or some shit like that. Like im not that embarassing, cone 🙄 i think you shitting your bed is more embarassing.

[healingkit]

coneposting

[conidiophore]

Giving your micro boytoy a crumb of edible and he gets so scared-high that he begins frantically searching the sky for hawks even though you are inside. Only cure is to let him ride it out in your shirt or pocket or some other warm, dark place. It's the only cure.

[conidiophore]

Reduce that guy's pussy to dust in the wind NOW!

[conidiophore]

For every fantasy about having sex with a fictional character, you must create at least one more fantasy where you gently feed them dried berries out of your outstretched palm.

[conidiophore]

I wouldn't have to worry about any of this life stuff if I was the size of a hamster and living in a dollhouse. Just sayin.

[conidiophore]

I will be laying my sinister eggs in you for April fools.

[conidiophore]

Quite honestly some of my friend's ocs are the type of character that I would suck until that thang shrivels up and falls off. If it hadn't probably already done that long before I get there.

[conidiophore]

I know I post a lot about micro stuff but the rest of the things I am into are pretty well documented online, so i feel like I dont really have anything to say that hasn't been said already. No point logging into the tentacle mine. There's enough people working on providing high quality stuff like that already.

[conidiophore]

You can daydream about being shrunken down and used like a toy as much as you want and no one can take that away from you 🔥

[conidiophore]

Vodka shots. World is beautiful

[conidiophore]

Getting a grumpy sneezy toothy bitey chewy ooey gooey luscious scrumptious crunchy blow job

[conidiophore]

Get high, jerk it, and think of me... My message to the world