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Dialogue: #037
"What next?"
"Let me see... One cup of vegetable oil."
"..... Can you repeat that, please?"
"One cup of vegetable oil."
"... ... ... I don't even wanna know if it's you or the recipe, in which case, you found it so it's still you. Go and get your glasses and let me look at that before we end up with an oily disaster."
#daily prompt#writing prompts#dialogue prompt#gender neutral mc#And the bad recipe saga continues#But the WORST thing.... It wasn't even baking this time#Based on real life#As in once my uncle ended up doing this to a soup#Cooking Disasters
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banane chali atta mug cake ban gaya.... baked atta????
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I didn't have any red peppers, so I ground up some thai peppers, then wiped my mouth before washing my hands, and everypony, I am IN PAIN
#cooking#cooking disasters#My lips are on FIRE#I am doing all the tricks and my lips are on fucking fire
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Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point
(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)
Have a nice day !
you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...
(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")
all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.
(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)
as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.
(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#gentle spoilers but y'know. just in case#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#most of the kitchen scene was jade messing with the firsties and that was so delightful that i didn't think til after#that you'd think sebek would have made some kind of reference to lilia 'i lost my tastebuds in the war' vanrouge's quote-unquote cooking#ah well. jade being mean is more than entertaining enough#looking forward to more of it tomorrow!#god. lilia and idia though.#lilia is like. genuinely idia's best friend and neither of them have any idea#and idia keeps doing that 'ha ha what if we were friends out of game too? what if we met offline? jk jk jk uNLESS...👉👈'#and then he immediately chickens out because he's so convinced that crimson will hate him if they ever met irl#(meanwhile lilia is just like 'my online bestie is so cool :) la la la')#they are both so stupid and i love them so much#i've just realized that i actually do want them to find out each other's identities#because idia doesn't just go to school with his online bff#he ALSO goes to school with his online bff's extremely supportive and extremely socially-inept kids#idia is going to get invited to dinner at diasomnia and it's going to be SO awkward#silver is going to give a long formal speech thanking him for being a stalwart comrade and trusted warrior brother to his father#as sebek stews in jealousy that idia got to fight by lilia-sama's side >:(#while idia sits there like 'all i did was link him a video about lane control for his character class'#malleus will make such an effort to learn literally anything about online gaming and he won't understand a word of it#it will be SUCH a disaster and i very much do want it now
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I was totally concentrating in class the other day and ended up doodling ratatouille!Momo The wonderful @chaoticquibit wrote a very fun fic based on these!!!! Please witness the absolute shenanigans of The adventures of rat Momo
#dandadan#momokarun#momo ayase#ken takakura#okarun#i hate that these are some of the best okaruns ive drawn so far#FOR THE RAT MEME-#mcddraws#i was just gonna leave them as scribbles but the discord motivated me to clean them all up sdfgdfg#YEEHAW!!#momo immediately trying to do cooking with this and it ending in disaster is my fav sadfsdf
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want you to want me
#behold the WIP that's been sitting unfinished for nine months. the perfect amount of time to cook up twins. I'm a genius#I just wanted to practice drawing splinter. and then drawing tots. and somehow we got here#disaster twins#ROTTMNT#TMNT#leonardo#donatello#raphael#michelangelo#splinter#turtle tots#rhinociart#featuring a magically disappearing dishcloth#the image with the most detail got scrunched down the most too........... tunglr plz I have a fandom to feed#save ROTTMNT#unpause ROTTMNT
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Warriors: Old man we've held an intervention and we all agree that you need to cut back on the milk.
Time: [nodding solemnly] That is fair, I've never much been a man to drink. Don't know how it happened really.
Time: I start today.
[cue an explosion a couple hundred metres away, throwing up debris, monsters, the chain's disaster duo and one unfortunate white cloaked casualty hero]
Warriors: Hylia help us, isn't that the monster camp we were going to dispatch after lunch?
Time: [uncorking a bottle of milk] I start tomorrow.
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Masterlist
#so long as the disaster duo keep cooking#time will keep drinking#linked universe#lu#linkeduniverse#lu wild#lu hyrule#lu sky#lu time#lu warriors#lu incorrect quotes#lu incorrect quote#lu memes#lu meme#linked universe time#linked universe hyrule#linked universe sky#linked universe warriors#linked universe wild#wild linked universe#time linked universe#hyrule linked universe#warriors linked universe#sky linked universe
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Batfam Cooking/Eating Habits
I know that the fandom has, for some reason, settled on the idea that Alfred and Jason are the only Waynes that can cook and the rest are health disasters but honestly the comics doesn't really support that (with the exception of Bruce and maybe Cass lol) and I have serious doubts that Alfred would let ANY of his kids go through life without basic life skills. So based on comics and my own thoughts and feelings, here's how I figure everyone's kitchen skills would be.
Bruce: He follows a VERY strict diet to maintain his peak physical condition but will break it for special occasions or feeding his kids takeout on patrol. As for cooking, for the most part Bruce is an utter disaster in the kitchen. He's had Alfred by his side his entire life so most of the time his attempts at cooking went extremely badly, even if it was something as simple as a damn sandwich as Tim can attest to here:
After Alfred's death he does eventually learns to make a few specific, simple things really well like the omelette he made for Clark here. As you can see, though, he's still pretty helpless in the kitchen with anything beyond the very basics, even dishwashers lol

Dick: Our flippiest boy is not the hopeless cereal-addicted kitchen disaster that fandom assumes he is. In fact, Tim was surprised at how good Dick is with all the "domestic skills" like cleaning, laundry, and cooking. Dick has cooked multiple times in the comics, especially for dates or Tim. He is constantly trying to feed his baby brother in general so he's cooked him pasta and soup for sure and just showed up with takeout or donuts a bunch.
Jason: I love the headcanon that Jason is a foodie and a really good cook even though I admit there's not much evidence for it in the comics. No evidence against it, either. Jason definitely loves to eat good food and doesn't bother with a strict diet like Batman and he loves a good burger. Considering his past, though, I think it's very in character that he'd learn to cook really well from Alfred so he's always self-sufficient. Since I don't have any comic snapshots of him cooking, here's Jason's eternal love for burgers instead!


Tim: His relationship with food seems kind of complicated to me. Tim on his own will eat super healthy so he remains in top shape for the job. What we see him eating, though, are things like plain salads, kale chips, and scrambled egg whites. Considering his extremely active life he should be eating more protein and larger portions but he often leaves them unfinished. As a young Robin it didn't seem like he got fed much at home, either, since you see Dick trying to feed him at every opportunity and he was always hungry if Alfred or Dick offered to cook or buy food for him.
When Tim is with other people, the YJ crew, his friends, Dick, Spoiler, etc he's far more willing to eat. Dick pulls out donuts and Tim is rubbing his hands together in anticipation. Dick brought a thermos of soup on patrol for himself but immediately hands it to Tim when he shows up and Tim downs it. So my HC is that Tim will eat as a necessity but doesn't really like to do it by himself. He's a social eater. He'll spend an entire afternoon eating a boring but healthy meal because he has to but if a friend or sibling show up he'll happily eat a full meal with them and even junk food.
As for Tim and cooking, we actually know he can and is pretty good at it! In comics he's cooked with Dick, learned to make chicken soup with his stepmom Dana when Steph was sick. We also see in the comics that Tim has prepared a full breakfast spread for when Jason shows up to a pre-arranged meeting to ask for information. Jason asks if the waffles are Alfred's recipe (apparently Alfred's one culinary sin is paste-like waffles lol) and is happy to sit down and munch when Tim assures him they aren't. He's also made pancakes for Steph and the family after patrol, a father's day dinner for Bruce, and a cake for Bernard! So Tim is a really good cook that doesn't really bother for just himself much. He prefers to go all out cooking for other people.
Cass: I don't know as much about Cass as I do the others (I need to read her stuff soon!) but I know she has terrible table manners and likes to sneak into her siblings and close friends apartments to eat their food, use their showers, and sleep. She has her own place, but she much prefers the homes and food of her loved ones. She also apparently didn't even blink at Alfred breaking into her home to stock her shelves with food, do laundry, and clean lol. With this I figure Cass doesn't really cook at all and just does take out, easy to eat meals that can be eaten cold or microwaved, and mooching off her loved ones' cooking and pantries!
#batfamily#batfam#batfamily headcanons#batfamily canon#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#tim drake#cassandra cain#dc comics#batman#batbros#red hood#red robin dc#nightwing#batman comics#Batfamily and food#Batfamily and cooking#Dick Grayson can cook#Tim Drake can cook#Bruce Wayne is a disaster human as always#Cass is a feral cat and we love her for it#Jason and his love affair with diner food
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The last day of Filipino American History Month has granted me the most Filipino American Cooking shortcut abomination idea ever.
So. So. You've seen dulce de leche hacks where you boil or slow cook a can of sweetened condensed milk INSIDE the can for hours to get caramel?

Filipino Coconut Jam or Minatamis na Bao is a coconut based caramel LIKE dulce de leche traditionally made by stirring coconut cream and sugar over low heat for hours.....

But!!! If I can find a can of sweetened coconut cream! Theoretically I should be able to create an easy hands off no stirring coconut jam. I'm going shopping tomorrow to test my theory. If it works! I'll have easy coconut jam! If the curds separate I'll have latik ( crispy browned coconut curds used to top rice cakes)

Or I'll explode a can and cover my kitchen in boiling water and coconut!!
I can't wait!! It's been too long since my last kitchen disaster
Wish me luck!
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she’s wondering just how badly one can fuck up
#the poppy war#rinezha#fang runin#yin nezha#doodle#my art#modern au#nezha can’t cook#he’s spoiled#probably has a private chef#rin is concerned#she’s wearing his hoodie#favourite hobbies include: taking nezha’s shirts#nezha thought he could impress her#he’s impressed her#by showing her how much of a disaster he can be
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Trektober Day 13 - Baking. TBH I'd like to draw about two dozen different Star Trek characters baking, but since Odo is canonically bamboozled by the concept of stirring he had to take it :) (it's okay, Sisko will help him fix whatever happens)
#Trektober#Trektober2024#ds9#deep space nine#Odo#Sisko#The end result is surprisingly okay#Thank goodness Space Dad is here to help#Maybe they're making cakes for Kira's birthday or something as a cultural exchange I dunno#Trek just needs more cooking that's all I'm saying#The REAL disaster is when Rom tries baking without Leeta and Nog to help
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Hear me out: Jeff Blim as Nibbly
#I feel like he has a feral sort of energy that could work with nibblenephim lol#am I cooking with this one?#hatchetfield#hatchetblr#hatchetverse#starkid#lords in black#starkid nibbly#nibbly starkid#nibblenephim#jeff blim#disaster rambles
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7. Cooking Together
#transformers#transformers animated#sentinel prime#tfa sentinel#tf animated#tfa ratchet#ratchet#sentiratch#my rarepair#TF Rarepair Fest 2024#2024TFRarePairingFest#day 7#fanarts#maccadams#digital arts#tf fanart#arts#my arts#kairukitsuneOart#tf rarepair#cooking disaster#cooking together#they are both disaster tbh
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Lazy Gabv1el thing
#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#I dont think any of them can cook tbh#both of them are disasters to me (lovingly)#Their only braincell works while fighting#other than that it can be pretty 50/50 at times
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I'm so upset.
Who was gonna tell me that Zoro isn't there for the Whole Cake arc in One Piece?
The amount of shit Zoro would've said at that duel to Sanji would've been INCREDIBLE AND I FEEL SO ROBBED THAT ZORO ISN'T HERE TO DISS HIS MAN THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH
#one piece#zosan#zoro#vinsmoke sanji#I yelled in devastation when Zoro said he was going to Wano#I have to wait over 100 episodes to see these disasters in the same room again#also Sanji's whole backstory has me in a chokehold#he was such a softie#still is tbh#I fucking love the idiot cook
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xenoblade chronicles as memes i have saved but it's just Rex+polycule family
(more xenoblade memes)
rex takes being a Wifeguy to a new level by having three of them
#glimmer did Not inherit pyra's cooking ability nor mythra's cooking inability; she makes her own kitchen disasters completely unique#xenoblade chronicles memes#xenoblade chronicles 3 spoilers#xenoblade spoilers#xenoblade chronicles 3 future redeemed#xbc3 future redeemed#xenoblade chronicles 2#future redeemed#xc3#xbc3#xbc2#xenoblade rex#xenoblade nia#xenoblade pyra#xenoblade mythra#mio#this is my favorite meme post ive made so far specifically b/c unhinged polyam families are my weakness#the blogger posts
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