#cool magic tricks

[ovegakart]

woosh

[keferon]

Can't stop thinking about these @/spector-author's tags....

Imagine. Shockwave is educated but he doesn't have any experience with the actual fairies. He knows about safety rules but only on the level of someone who never tried to ride a bike knowing that they need to balance.

Therefore. Shockwave is slipping constantly. Saying stupidly dangerous things like "Whatever you want just please be quiet for five minutes". Not really registering that every wrong worded sentence is basically a "deal".

[pratchettquotes]

Now Diamanda was showing them how to do the cards.

She said they contained the distilled wisdom of the Ancients. Perdita had found herself treacherously wondering who these Ancients were -- they clearly weren't the same as old people, who were stupid, Diamanda said, but she wasn't quite clear why they were wiser than, say, modern people.

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

[dragons-of-jotunheim]

Oh the conversations Nicolai and I have while sharing the same mentally ill brain

Gustav's mom totally agrees with the "If your sword can no longer be sharpened you get a new sword" mentality but about her flesh and blood kid which is NUTS

[gaillol-13]

I love it when there's a really good kids book

That involves two bored children

And their weird and wacky dad (that's known for wearing a certain piece of red-and-white clothing) that they babysit because he's just THAT weird and wacky.

[skylarbee]

he did an actual magic trick 😱 (ignore his right hand)

(via yxsseniv on IG)

[femslashspuffy]

I JUST said it but this jack outfit isssss sooo Luke Skywalker Return of the Jedi. They basically have him in chanel boots

Jack really said, if I'm gonna be morally ambiguous I need to dress the part

[laurastatice]

the show is over

[nadiajustbe]

The scene where WoTW and Howl were running across the yard might have been so confusing and creepy though the Megan's point of view.

Imagine sitting at home, minding your business, washing dishes or playing in the yard, and suddenly this weird-looking lady, dressed as she just escaped from some kind of really unique and rich troop, wearing a dark, gorgeous, medieval-like dress and high heels, that's almost impossible to buy at the store nowadays just... appears before your eyes.

She stands on the grass, leaning on the swing and you're already reaching for your home phone to call the police because how the hell did she find a way into your house?? Except you didn't have enough time to do it because right after that some kind of weird, physical force starts dragging you to this strange, creepy woman, and you want to tell her to go to hell with her stupid tricks, but you can't.

And you kids, waking right alongside you, cannot do anything, too. You can't all possibly be mad, can you?

An when it starts to get even weirder and unavoidable, your jobless, potential-losing piece of a brother, comes into a scene, jumping through the damn fence, dressed in the same weird-looking costume, as If he escaped the same wery troupe (seriously, If you weren't so worried about your kids and unnatural forces right now, you'd think what would happen If people saw this atrociously long sleeves and eye-burning colours), and just...runs at the mysterious woman right away, dragging away your daughter in some kind of sport-like movement. Your brother and the woman then start running across the yard in the most ridiculous way possible.

The force stops. Your brother and the woman go out of sight. You take your kids into the house and pretend this never, ever happened in your lifes.

[liamket]

Day 7 - Only for Emergencies

Character(s): Hyrule (LU)

Words: 1096

Summary: Thunder is a powerful and expensive spell. Even with all that, will be enough?

Whump scale: 2 (see the full scale here)

Warnings: Injuries and burns

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In fights the ones that stay in front are Time, Sky and Warriors. Wild, Wind and Four play support. Twilight, Legend and Hyrule attack the ones that try to get away.

Usually this method works very well, until it doesn’t.

There were reports of an army of monsters going around the edge of the forest in Warriors’ era, and they needed to get rid of them.

It would be easy, if only these weren’t overpowered monsters. The locals weren’t lying when they called it a whole army.

Soon it was clear that their normal formation wouldn’t work here, Four being the first to be outnumbered and get a hit in the shoulder.

Hyrule wasn’t sure where to go. They didn’t discuss the tactic here with this number of enemies, so he ran to the first one that he saw.

“Wild!” When usually the champion was on top of a tree he was fighting with all the ferocity that gave away his title. There were at least 15 monsters around him trying to land a fatal hit.

The traveler made his way through the horde and took down a good amount of the enemies. More were coming, now trying to close any gap or chance for escape.

It was clear that in no time they will be again cornered. This seems to be the last ones at least, but that didn’t make it easier.

Then the roar was heard.

A lynel, maybe from Wild’s era, came running to aid the rest of the small army.

The fact that it had a golden fur with black spots didn’t give Hyrule any positive thoughts.

“Golden Lynel!” Wild shouted from behind him. “They’re fast, try to stay away from its way when running!”

He had zero plans of staying in front of it, don’t worry.

The first one to go for it was Wild, obviously for being the most familiar with these monsters, the rest of them kept the other enemies from going after him. The champion has fought bigger ones, he could handle this.

Hyrule was now with Legend, defending the corners where the fight with the lynel was taking place. They were the most coordinated when fighting, it came natural with their skills.

Another roar made him stop a second, maybe Wild landed a decent hit.

Then the world was on fire.

“BACK UP! NOW!!” The warning came a little late, fire was already too close to do almost anything.

He heard Wind’s scream, and looked around to find him with his arm burned. Warriors was already next to him with a potion, taking him temporally away from the fight.

Hyrule scanned the surroundings, Time seems to be okay with Four next to him, Sky was supporting Twilight who seemed that had gotten a decent 2nd grade burn on his arm and leg.

Legend was safe next to him, that were eight of them… And Wild?

His silent question was answered seconds later, the sound of a weapon breaking coming to his ears after the sound of things burning ceased.

The champion was throwing a lot of his arsenal to the lynel, blue light coming from his hip non-stop with the weapons appearing in his hands. If he continued with this he will not have any way to attack.

“That fucking idiot!” Legend hissed behind him, the false venom hiding that worry in his tone for the champion.

“We need to do something.” The monsters were still too many to move around without getting into a fight, at this rate they will get killed.

He needs to kill them all, now.

Plan made he ran, leaving his place next to the veteran, ignoring his yell of warning.

He needed to get to the center, from there he will get the most of them. And if he wants to really help, kill that lynel.

When he arrived to where was the main fight, Wild was just avoiding getting hit with only a simple sword on his hands. He was already out of weapons.

Ignoring how the champion looked alarmed with how he sprinted towards the lynel he used his magic to jump and get to its back. Grabbing with all the strength he had its mane he called.

Electricity ran through his fingers, exploding with a strong charge and burning anything that came in contact with it.

He concentrated in no hurting his brothers, only focusing on the cursed blood of the monsters to channel all the energy.

Screams and roars from the enemies didn’t came to his ears, silent by the sound of all the powerful energy coming from his hands.

The spell dissipated and colors aside from white and hints of blue came to his vision, together with the sound around him.

Most of the monsters were already dead, burned down by the lighting and only a few being taken care of by his brothers.

The lynel was still alive, though.

It tried to get free from the uninvited passenger on its back, jumping even with sudden spams came through its limbs.

This thing wasn’t dying easily. Hyrule wasn’t either.

He called again for his magic, he still had enough to cast lighting again. This time, he used a little more of energy.

The buzzing came again with the blinding light, now concentrating all that in one objective. The spell stopped and the damn thing was still alive.

He was about to just grab his sword and try to stab it multiple times, but now seeing how it was running towards Wild made him act on instinct.

Lighting hit again the beast, stopping it on its tracks and giving the champion time to move. It was still alive. What did this lynel eat when growing up?!

His magic was running low, he only had a little of his normal reserve and the one for emergencies.

It was running towards the wounded of the group, now not paying attention to who was on its back. This was an emergency.

The traveler, with all the strength he had left, grabbed big amounts of the lynel’s mane, filling his lungs with air, and then lighting exploded.

It was almost like a big boom around; the world being covered in a blinding white and the only noise that came to his ears was the buzzing of electricity.

It stopped, his magic maybe now completely empty and leaving his fingers. His hands couldn’t keep grabbing the mane and he let go.

Falling from its back he heard a distant call for his name, at least the lynel was falling together with him.

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This will have a continuation! (not on whumptober tho)

[teddybeartoji]

toji makes fun of me bc i am so easily amused by magic tricks but when i ask him to explain it to me then🤨🤨 he just tries to change subject MF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS EITHERRR😒😒😒

[veilk]

[ID: The first is an uncolored sketch of a thin, long haired boy sitting awkwardly. He looks towards the camera, face obscured aside from a large eye. Behind him are several photos. All are parts of the default Windows XP background with a heat map-esque filter over it. The second is the same person, smiling uncannily with sparkles around him. He holds a sign reading: "Normal Human Person" with arrows pointing to him on it. He is wearing a shirt reading: "Kill Kill Kill". /End ID]

moreee experimenting. actually figuring out how to enjoy drawing again i think? i think

[a-gay-bloodmage]

Alright, I'm curious:

[strawberrymothteeth]

I caved and bought bg3. I kept seeing that yassified preminger everywhere. He haunts and then I got interested in a few chars but tbh the main selling point is you can talk to cats.

[finniestoncrane]

about a month ago i took my husband into a vintage magic shop and he bought one of those stupid magic ropes and now every two days i have to watch him wiggle it about in front of me at the most inopportune times like he has a sensor that tells him when i am not in the mood for magic tricks, but also it really is just him wiggling it because he refuses to learn a trick. and i have not burnt the rope yet. i’m a good person

[rovermcfly]

my personal highlight of the season was aziraphale successfully performing that sleight of hand trick with the photo swap. i was on my knees