#cosmorandomrambles

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trying to describe how Nu carni characters develop to non-erogame players/non-perverts is agonizing

like. how am I supposed to say that Eiden riding and bouncing on Dante is a sign of mutual trust?? how am I supposed to explain QuinEi somnophilia is something that shows how comfortable they are with each other?? how do I say that Kuya choking Eiden while pile driving him is a presentation of Kuya's fear and vulnerability??? like what????

sighh..... massages nose..... lights cigarette..... normal people don't know how hard we perverts have it....

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after chapter 16..... and the emotional turmoil that gave us..... have this as therapy

.. Eiden with cute hair clips...... sobbing

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devs once again trying to put us all in the hospital with these expressions

listen I don't usually watch Kuya's rooms but these ones were realllll good

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Blade coming into Eiden's room to watch him sleep, only to find Rei taking hair samples. They stare at each other before Rei exits Eiden's room via the window. Blade will continue to watch Eiden sleep, only for Yakumo to come in as well. Not wanting to wake up precious Eiden, they communicate with their eyes. Yakumo and Blade have agreed to watch Eiden sleep together.

They hear a pitter patter from the window, Blade thinks its an intruder, ready to defend the defenseless and unconscious Eiden, only to find out it's Morvay, using his master's room as a secret backdoor after sneaking out for a meal. "What are you two doing here??" He asks. After a whispered explanation, Morvay unknowingly joins in on watching Eiden sleep, though he himself should be in bed by now. His master is so at peace like this, so sound and safe, and it would be so easy to pounce on him and suck him dry...

"What a crowd we have here." A voice comes from Eiden's desk. It's Kuya, he's been here even before Rei, but he acts like its the others who are weird for peeping on the young grand sorcerer like this. The group has now started whispering amongst themselves, trying to defend their reasons for watching Eiden sleep.

Finally Eiden turns on the light "guys. Please."

They scatter. Blade goes under the bed, Morvay flies out the door, Kuya disappears in a cloud of smoke, and Yakumo screams as he opens the nearest window and jumps out.

"That was weird." Eiden is ready to go back to bed.

"Ikr" Rin says, from a hole in the ceiling

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the devs REALLY want us dead. Like all of us collectively have a bounty on our heads. Because what the fuck IS THISS????? WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO DOOOO

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HELLO????? OH MY GOD??

For FREE??? WE GET TO SEE THIS FOR FREE?????????? OH MY GOD!!!!!! The asthma attack I had when I saw this oh my god

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Eiden's faces in this room are going to be the cause of my death

THE HEART EYES ARE BACK!! It feels like it's been a while since we saw them <3333 shoutout to Dante!!! These wouldn't exist without him and his hard (cock) work <333

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Augehrh myn godd he's so fucking cute and cozy and hrhurghhhr I wanna kiss him gently on the head and whisper sweet dreams to him oh my godddd I'm djrjrkrirjirie 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 look it him using his widdle wings as blanket imbhuygrggggh nrjjjje I'm so gonna draw yet another astereimorv literal sleeping together but their mimis... Ohh....................

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The boys and gay slang 💅💅💅

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Every polyclan ship that includes Aster should have Aster as the top............. Because it'd be so funny to see this 5'4 femboy with dainty twigs for arms dominating and giving orgasm tortures left and right like it's a charity. (But also because I'm biased and want to be orgasm tortured by Aster)

BUT. THERE IS AN EXCLUSION. Aster can't top Kuya. BUT!! I'M NOT FINISHED!! Kuya can't top Aster either. What do they do in the sheets on Friday night? They taunt and belittle each other for hours on end. The most petty of hate-fucks where the two just bitch at each other. They still keep coming back to each other for more, so clearly it's enjoyable.... Somehow....

This could also apply to Rei, considering Rei is more of a power bottom. But!! I feel it would be less petty arguing and moreso horny bdsm taunting. Like "is that all you got?" Or "I can't even feel anything". It's competitive, sure, but it's not as confusing as Aster and Kuya.

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The eiden experience so far is

Silly protagonist

Isekai'd and Infodumped

Gay sex!

Boyfriends assemble!

Unpack trauma

Unpack trauma

Unpack trauma

Gay sex!

Unpack trauma

Unpack trauma

Unpa

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Kuya attempts to seduce Huey, gets him into bed, pulls down his pants only to find there is nothing. it's like taking clothes off of a ken doll, wondering if the manufacturers put an ass and penis there but no, there is nothing

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can't get this image out of my head of Dante daydreaming about Eiden, kicking his feet and hugging pillows, but his face is just the most visceral angry expression ever

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RREAAAAAHHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE MOST HARDWORKING BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAHHHH *breaking tables* *smashing windows* *banging head* MORVAY!!!!!!!!!! THE M IN MORVAY STANDS FOR MVP!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! RRRRRRAAAAHHH!!!!!

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Do you think Kuya likes kaleidoscopes because the shapes, colors and pretty lights in them remind him of the little cracks in Huey's skin.... or even Huey's magic.......................