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[sirangeloandthebats]

Magic castles, misty Transylvanian landscapes and many hours driving with the best driver ever 😊 #brancastle #transylvania #branschloss #dracula #vlad #countvlad #schloss #medieval #draculascastle #vladtheimpaler #vladscastle #goth #gothgoth #vampires #vampire #vampirefolklore (at Bran Castle, Transylvania - Romania) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6OlDhYoZfQ/?utm_medium=tumblr

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My latest music video.  If you like what you see please go to Count Vlad’s Youtube channel and subscribe. 

[tattorium]

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Gary Oldman as Dracula. Sorry for the lightglare. Dracula is healed, lamp and hand is fresh. I used Recover Denmark Skin Balm while tattooing and for aftercare Hope you like.... #garyoldman #dracula #vampire #countvlad #vladtheimpaler #recoverdenmark  #portraittattoo #fusiontattooink #comegetinked #tattoo #tattooed #tattoos  #realistictattoo #realismtattoo #danishtattoo #dansktatovoerlaug #dansktatovering #tattorium #copenhagen #nis_staack #cheyennetattooequipment #cheyennepen #dickieslife #stancesocks (her: Tattorium)

[mercurialscoundrel]

#CountVlad - Wal Mart

#CountVlad – Wal Mart

i am guest author on h.r.r. gorman’s page – count vlad dracula tepes

the other day i went to this place called wal-mart.

i learned so much.

first off, i found out that despite all your smart gadgets and things that make you modern humans formidable, you’re mostly idiots.  you bumble around these tiny aisle pushing stupid looking wagons and filling them with boxes of fattening goodies.  humans…

[philslattery]

#CountVlad – Attempt at Poetry — Let Me Tell You the Story of… i have seen on one of the blogs i follow that april is going to be poetry month.

[mercurialscoundrel]

#CountVlad - LipiVamping is Real!

#CountVlad – LipiVamping is Real!

i am guest author on h.r.r. gorman’s page – count vlad dracula tepes

it’s finally here. since i am able to perform upwards of 200 procedures per week, the fda was given plenty of phase one clinical trial data. [H.R.R. Gorman edit: To understand this sentence, you may want to read the count’s recent postabout inventing vampiric liposuction]. because of this i have started incorporating my company…

[mercurialscoundrel]

#CountVlad - The Wall and/or Fence

#CountVlad – The Wall and/or Fence

i am guest author on h.r.r. gorman’s page – count vlad dracula tepes

all the time now im seeing news and posts about this wall on the border between mexico and the usa.  the wall may not be happening anymore but guess what? it was never going to work because you dont impale people anymore.

back before i was put in my ensorceled crypt i would impale people all the time.  i could lick the blood off…