#crab noise

[crab-noises]

breaking an ancient mutual bc they were saying some vote blue no matter who bullshit… sad!

[crab-noises]

Homestuck (several moons get blown up)

Final Fantasy XIV (moon is a god-prison, gets blown up)

List Of Media Where Something Fucked Up Happens To The Moon

despicable me (moon theft)

miraculous ladybug (moon split in half)

hermitcraft (moon big)

feel free to add

[bornofgoodlyparentsandalsotrans]

Okay so for those of you who don’t know, the D.C. temple looks really cool from the Capital Beltway, which I demonstrated to my long-distance, non-member friend with the following photograph:

Her response:

[mleprae]

look at my idiots

[crehador]

lowkey brilliant that all the cats are meowing here but the adult cat meows are translated into words with meaning while the baby cat's meow is just a meow. because it's just a baby! a little guy! hasn't learned to speak yet!

[crab-ran-goon]

hhhhhgfghhttthhffhf isn’t it interesting how deeply connected stacy is to kaito’s family coughs

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Crab party you will always be famous

[teabeaaaa]

A little fun fact that I thought this community would think is interesting:

Did y'all know that Ghost Crabs actually ward off predators by making their stomachs growl? They like have teeth in their insides and grind them to make that noise

[crab-noises]

he’s silly :)

[inkcat1987]

I tried sushi for the first time :P

[bueris]

argh argh argh 😞😞

[thetourdepizza]

Muse List

Peppino

Age: 40s

Height: 5’3

Pronouns: He/him

Gustavo

Age: 40s

Height: 4’11

Pronouns: He/them

Brick

Age: ???

Height: 5’0 (rat mode) 5’10 (standing)

Pronouns: She/they/it

Noise

Age: 30s

Height: 4’1

Pronouns: He/they/it

Noisette

Age: 30s

Height: 4’1

Pronouns: She/them

Pepperman

Age: Late 20s

Height: 6’2

Pronouns: He/them

Vigilante

Age: Mid 30s

Height: 2’5

Pronouns: He/him

Fake Pep

Age: ???

Height: 6’0-7’5

Pronouns: All

Pizzahead

Age: Early 40s

Height: 6’6

Pronouns: All

Pizzaface

Age: ???

Height: 6’10

Pronouns: He/it

John

Age: Late 50s

Height: 8’0

Pronouns: He/them

Gerome

Age: 50s

Height: 4’2

Pronouns: He/them

Stick

Age: 40s

Height: 6’2

Pronouns: He/them

[monster-noises]

A memorable meal this year? 🎃

ooo mm.. the fact I can't pull one up right away goes to show how many like.. Cool Meals I attend..

OH FUCK WAIT my birthday dinner at my aunts on TCAF weekend that I almost cried at with the biggest most delicious steak, the most succulent mushrooms and a lemon curd desert that I Still think about because fucking Christ it was so good.. ;<;

also hello pumpkin!!!! it's been a bit!

[crehador]

what finding out your boyfriend is two boyfriends does to a mfer

[hang-on-lil-tomato]

Every time I say “I’m gonna do this thing to improve my life and income.” Some ahole “friend” HAS to say something negative, because 1. They subconsciously can’t stand that you have something on the burner 2. They project their own inadequacies onto you.

in New Zealand they call it “tall poppies” syndrome.

[infectiouspiss]

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor