#creelson + text post

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Technically that is sort of true

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Eddie is asking the important question here

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Well it’s not really in Eddie’s field of expertise

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And Eddie is willing to teach his boyfriend all the sex ed he needs

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Eddie: You’re gonna get a gold star sticker for that!

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I think Eddie was expecting something else in Henry’s pants

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Now Eddie really wanna see if it’s gonna come true

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Henry: Eddie, when I said I’d kill for you, I didn’t think you’d actually take up the offer

Eddie: Why not? I want you to! They’re horrible people, and if you take them out, my friends will like you!

Henry: Do your friends know about this list?

Eddie: It’s supposed to be a surprise, but I know they will love it, so why not?

Henry: And you really want me to take the lives of not one but multiple people here

Eddie: Yeah, it’s what they deserve! First we—and when I say we, I mean you. You take down Neil Hargrove, he’s the most important one. Then, Lonnie Byers. Then there’s Karen Wheeler. Also, Laura Cunningham and Tom Holloway. Ted Wheeler is fully optional

Henry: …

Henry, cracks knuckles: All right, when do we start?

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Billy: That’s not how math works

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Eddie: Every time I come into a room, a lightbulb explodes. Do you happen to know anything about that?

Henry, blowing up another lightbulb: I have no idea what you’re talking about

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Eddie: I love you because you’re evil and wicked and deceitful and mean

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His wish is pretty simple Eddie

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Well he got a point there

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Eddie is summoning his boyfriend from a whole other dimension

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Eddie knows exactly how to handle his boyfriend

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It’s Kas!Eddie theory and Eddie is Henry’s right hand man in more ways than one