#crow mumbles💬

[crowisinthetrash]

imagine i add a fontaine character to my f/o list

[dewdr0pz]

Wilbur talking about YN at a concert and YN just happened to be streaming and chat told her. Then once wilbur gets back from tour (theyre roommates) YN mentions it and wilbur gets all flustered 🤭

💬 Everybody Talks Too Much 💬

Summary: Wilbur was talking about Y/N at a concert and Y/N happened to be streaming & her chat told her. Then, once Wilbur gets back from the tour, Y/N mentions it & Wilbur gets flustered AF

A/N: guys go follow @joviepog, they're basically one of the reasons you guys get fanfics. Also, this title was based off of a song called Everybody Talks :p

pairing: CC!Wilbur x afab!musician!reader

pronouns used for reader: She/her/hers

tags: @vibestillaxxx @joviepog @ax-y10 @themonsterunderurmom @wilburstan @smolsleepykitten @funnyreally2009 @crows-death @thewheelersgaygaragelights @dykepunz @aresriiots @0miamor0 @cathers-world @defonotval @chipch0p @mazzistar16 @unmellowyellowfellow @justalittlebitofchaos @thosecolorfulsheets @vopix @taylors-version-from-the-vault @aine-lasagna @merianakross @veeislost @urfav-sapphic-siren (pls let me know if you do/don't want to be tagged!)

warnings/cw: reader & Wilbur getting flustered, swearing, mentions of whimpering audios

proofread?: *aggressively shakes head*

genre: fluff

word count: 455

"Do we have to steal Wilbur's YLYL rules again, chat?" You said to your chat with a laugh. "It seems like Wilbur's the only one who can tame you feral fuckers." You were doing a YLYL stream & your fans thought it would be a funny idea to try & send whimpering audios through MediaShare. You were not amused. Just then, a different video had been sent in. You were very prepared to pause the video or have the mods remove it, but you then saw your roommate Wilbur in the video.

"What's this?" You asked with a raised brow. You read the caption of the video, which read, "Wilbur was talking about Y/N during one of his concerts!!!!" You felt your face get hot.

In the video, Wilbur had just finished a song & he said to the crowd, "Guys, I forgot to mention, but shoutout to my roommate Y/N, because they stuck around even though I forget to pay rent half of the time & I bother her with my dumbass rambling! So, yeah, respect for my pretty hot roommate!" He said it so easily as if it were nothing. As if he didn't just call you hot.

"...interesting," you mumbled. The chat was blowing up with 'lol' messages & comments about how red your cheeks were. You didn't really care because you heard a knock at your bedroom door. You were home alone.

"Uh...come in?" you said to the knocking at the door. Wilbur then opened the door. "Wilbur?! You're back from tour?"

"Yeah," he smiled. He became Beardbur again during the tour & he looked very tired. "Sorry, I didn't tell you. I wanted to surprise you."

"Nah, it's fine," you said. "I was too busy to pick you up anyway."

"Wow," Wilbur said sarcastically, placing a hand over his heart & scoffing. "I can't believe that you would prioritize your streams over me!"

"Oh, piss off," you laughed.

"What're you doing?" Wilbur asked, looking at the webcam. He looked at the video & raised a brow.

"We're doing a YLYL stream," you said. "& my chat sent a video of you talking about me during a concert."

His usually pale face went ten shades pinker. "Th-that must've been edited or something-"

"Wilbur, it's fine, I know you're madly in love with me," you said jokingly. He laughed awkwardly.

"Oh well, I'll leave you to your weird chat," Wilbur said as he quickly got up & left the room. You waved goodbye & saw that someone had subscribed & left a message along with the sub.

"WILBUR LIKES YOU! HE SAID SO DURING THE SHOW! I JUST DIDN'T SHOW YOU THAT PART!" The message said.

"...what?" You said softly.

[teamtakagi]

Response to Lisel's Pyromancy

@antivan-sprig's post for Jerran was so good that I wanted to do a response. There was so much opportunity to traumatize my Idiot Warden further.

Trigger Warning: Alcohol Abuse

Rooks mentioned:

Lisel - @antivan-sprig

Jin - @wickedadaar

Nheil - @so--whoonos

Eleanor - @a-mumbling-nerd

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Please read @antivan-sprig's post first

This was supposed to be fun. An "oooh, haha, boy did she get it wrong" experience. 

Fuck.

As Lisel’s words hang between them, Jerran stares at the spot where he’s last seen the curling smoke, feeling his hands shake. He manages to scrape up enough rough Elven to thank her, “Ma serannas, Lisel,” before stumbling in the direction of the balcony stairs. 

A dull ache throbs in the temples of his forehead; he grits his teeth, rubbing at the spot. Several Veilguard members pass him and their laughter scrapes inside his head. 

He quickens his steps, ignoring several voices calling out to him. Cutting across the Training Grounds, he dodges Nheil’s thrown dagger and half-heartedly throws it back, missing the straw dummy.

Just get to the room.  He’s only a few steps away from the Grey Warden quarters when Sergeant Jin’s stern voice echoes behind him. “Junior Warden Thorne. You were to report to the Training Grounds ten minutes ago.”

He pauses, but doesn’t turn around. The pounding in his head increases with every word.

“Turn and face me. Or have you forgotten your training?” 

The words come out harsher than he intended, but he can’t muster up the usual drawl. “I’m out for today.” 

“Excuse me?” 

“Give me latrine duty. I don’t give a damn. But I'm out for the day.” He strides down the hall and enters his room to lock the door behind him, ignoring Sergeant Jin’s shouts.

A half-finished carving sits on a table overlooking the Fade. He sweeps it to the floor – the crash is somehow satisfying – and sets a whiskey bottle that he’s retrieved from a hidden stash in its place. Unscrewing the top, he gulps the liquor, coughing slightly as the harsh liquid hits the back of his throat. 

Lisel's words curl around him like the smoke from that damn fire: Poor thing. Even a Crow would have turned back for her.

He sets the bottle down abruptly and reaches for a small chest sitting on a nearby shelf. His thumb wipes away thick dust that collected on the smooth lacquer as he sets it down on the table next to the bottle. He sits down and stares at the box.

I can’t believe a Warden didn’t. 

Bracing himself, he opens the lid where a small Antivan comb lies nestled next to a folded letter and a once- cobalt blue Grey Warden pendant on a chain. The white griffon emblem is barely visible beneath layers of dried blood. He takes another swig from the bottle and picks up the necklace.

You didn't even know her. 

The worst part? 

Lisel’s right. 

It’s been niggling at him for a while now after dating Eleanor: he hadn’t really known Kyra outside of battle. Who’s her best friend? What was the name of her childhood pet? What’s her favorite shirt? Little details, but they all added up. 

Jerran glances over at a dried flower crown hanging over a chair and smiles bitterly. His and Kyra's relationship had been as short as the life of those wildflowers.

For Eleanor, he could answer those questions in his sleep. Kyra? Fuck if I know. It never came up.

He takes another swig of whiskey and tries to remember Kyra’s face and voice. 

Nothing.

He desperately tries to reclaim her memory, but like ash, the fragments seem to crumble when he tries to grasp them. He's left with just the faintest impression of reddish hair and eyes the same color as the pendant. 

His head throbs. Guilt claws at his churning stomach and he pours himself another drink. Anything to make the pain stop. 

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Continuation here by @wickedadaar

[crowisinthetrash]

sorry for being dead for so long ! i decided i will write something in for halloween and my self shippers out there!

so i decided to make you all a ask game based on halloween stuff! i will answer them too

[Pumpkin] - Do you and your f/o(s) carve pumpkins for halloween? How does it end up? Are you two messing around? Does one end up accidentally getting hurt? Or did they turn put amazing?

[Trick or treat] - Do you and your f/o(s) go trick or treating together? Do you go with friends? Do you just go together? Or are you two at home giving out candy? Maybe pranking the trick or treaters that come by?

[Witches] - What does the house look like on halloween? Is it overly decorated? Is it a little decorated? No decorations? How long do the decorations stay up?

[Skeleton] - Do you and your f/o(s) wear costumes? Do you do a couple costume together? Or do a group one with friends? Do you guys make your own costumes or do you buy one?

[Vampire] - Do you guys watch horror movies together or play horror games? What kind? Does one get scared? Is one sitting there with a blank face the entire time?

[Zombie] - Do you play halloween themed music? Have you both or one of you have a playlist for this holiday?

[Ghost] - Do you tell ghost stories to each other? Do you end up freaking each other out? Or is it only one of you scared? Do you tell them to your friends too?

[Mummy] - Do you both go into a haunted house on halloween? Do you manage to get out umbothered? Or is one of you scared? Maybe both?

[Ghostbusters] - If you guys were to host or go to a halloween party, what kind is it? Is it a costume one? a murder mystery perhaps? or is it just a gathering where you all watch horror movies?

[Poltergeist] - Do you guys try to talk to the dead? Do you use the oujia board? Does it go well? Or does it all end in chaos? Did one of you accidentally make the house haunted?

[Candy] - Are you baking halloween themed cookies or making other sweets to make them halloween themed? Does it go well? Does it end up being a huge mess?

[Apple] - What other halloween activities do both do? Apple bobbing? Anything else on the creative side? Do you just stay home for halloween? Do you celebrate halloween?

[crowisinthetrash]

what would you do if i was just sitting inside your wardrobe?

[crowisinthetrash]

stuck in this car and it's so hot and i haven't slept yet but i am still alive

[crowisinthetrash]

okay but like imagine your f/o(s) catching you dancing in your room to your favourite song, you being unaware they are there. Imagine them smiling and just leaning against the doorway as you just dance. They find your little dance party to be such an adorable sight and are just adoring you from that distance

[crowisinthetrash]

okay before i go to bed, reblog this if you'd like a letter from one of your f/os. it can be romantic, platonic or familial. so tag the f/o you'd specifically want a letter from.

tomorrow i will wake up and do my best to get to everybody ! (doing this in case i don't have anything better to do tomorrow lol)

this has ended, if i feel like doing it again, i will make another post

[crowisinthetrash]

imgine your f/o(s) having a spotify playlist with your name on it, like maybe they were songs that reminds them on the dates you two go on. or there are some of your favourites too, because it reminds them of you. or songs that they put on their is a way they would describe you as a song. or for a platonic f/o(s), instead of dates, it's just songs that remind them of the times y'all spend together

[crowisinthetrash]

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...FUCK HE'S PRETTY- SUDIJFJJ OH NO OH NO OH NO NO NO- I- GIRL BYE-

heizou art dropped !! i feel like everyone is going to have some sort of disappointment or “unexpected..” feeling bc of the oc heizou art everywhere, people got used to it (+ may have built unrealistic expectations) so to see this.. but, he’s not bad actually, i think he’s pretty cool !! can’t wait to see his skills n stuff

[crowisinthetrash]

slay i got my year 12 hoodie

[crowisinthetrash]

so far, day 2 of staying home because my mum has covid, i hate it. i want to go back to school ;-; but anyway. currently drawing again because it's extremely boring rn

[crowisinthetrash]

hello everyone ! I will not be on tumblr much today as I am currently setting up a fandub server !

it is persona 5 themed and the fandoms in there are Genshin, Persona 5, Danganronpa THH, GD and KH and lastly, Project Sekai ^^

again it is being currently set up and only characters that are taken are Haru Okumura and Candance !

please do rb if you are wanting to invite and get the word out there ^^

[crowisinthetrash]

ayo this is my bestie on discord, go follow her <3 (unless you both share an f/o and you are uncomfy with sharing then that is fine- also this is her f/o list- since she has no other posts yet-)

My F/O List

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•Venti (Tag used: May the Wind Guide us)

•Zhongli (Tag Used: Ice and Rock)

•Nagito Komadea (Tag Used: Luckiest Hope🍀)

•Signora (Tag Used: Fiery Passion 🔥)

•Albedo (Tag Used: Dragonspine Love💙🤍)

•Xiao (Tag Used: My Dear Protector 💚)

•Yuji Itadori (Tag Used: Cursed Together)

•Yandere-Yun (Tag Used: Dangerously Obsessed 🖤)

•Satan (Obey Me) (Tag Used: Book Lovers💚)

•Leviathan (Obey Me) (Tag Uses: Anime Forever ❤️)

Saeyoung/707 (Tag Used: Hacked Heart ❤️❤️)

•Vyn (Tag Used: Psychological Love 💕)

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Platonic f/o

•Kazuha

•Jaehee

•Gojo Satori

•Zen

• Hajime Hinata

[crowisinthetrash]

okay, since i am bored, imma write an imagine. imagine your f/o, that wakes up earlier than you, making you breakfast, whatever your favourite it, pancakes, waffles, french toast, eggs and bacon, etc and letting you have breakfast in bed. like they put it on a tray as well as like a drink for you and just bring it over when you wake up

[crowisinthetrash]

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