#crows asks

[mostlyacrow]

Hello it’s Bappy booty bFriday happy hour

Oh is it now?

[dr-morbidcuriosity]

Can't believe you write Cishets DNI What'd we do to you man? Grumpy gay men smh

Hey! Thank you so much for the ask, not everything on the internet was in fact made for you, in fact there is plenty of cishet porn you can read! Hope this helps!

Take it off anonymous next time lmao

[mintcrows]

are you ok? you posted gambel’s quail like 5 times

i like quails, they have a little feather on the front like they dont even care

[three-of-crows]

Tarot asks:

wheel of fortune: first three songs that come on shuffle?

the hanged man: favorite movie soundtrack?

Hi, Dujour :D Glad to have you in my inbox again. Lemme see here...

Wheel of Fortune:

Rapid as Wildfires (Yu-peng Chen)

Throne (Saint Mesa)

Oysya ty, Oysya (Russian Cossack Folk Song)

[It's Ismene's fault btw, these songs are from her playlist lol]

The Hanged Man:

Damn, it's tough! I love Tarzan, Brave, The Lion King, Brother Bear soundtracks, I can't choose just one! ;v; And Mulan, too. Yes, all of them are Disney productions hahah It made part of my childhood, I can't help

(And as long as I think, more and more pops in my head)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i would say that, mentally speaking, i'm in a good place right now! physically of course, the crows continue their chanting,

[psin314]

be careful, boys. 😦

[20-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

TRENCHCOAT ACCOUNT SPOTTED. hello

A!

Hello!

[tqmah-asks]

ayo crow twinnie whos your favorite character 🤨/silly

<333 -void >:3

Ehehe hi twinsie

Othello is definitely my favorite! Thanks for the ask!

[dasiesanddarkness]

whenever people say that they dont think the crows act like teenagers i have to laugh because. like. as a teenager. they do. they're relatively mature because they're all severely traumatized and had to grow up fast (also because considering the time period it's based on it's completely reasonable for younger kids to be expected to do more) but they still act like teenagers. i've seen a bunch of people mention the "my ghost wont associate with your ghost" convo and "pay someone to pay someone to burn your kruge" but also, Jesper makes multiple sex jokes. Inej purposefully takes the harder route Kaz can't handle so he'll let her go alone. Wylan complains about pretty much everything. Nina spends most of the first book needling and pissing off her ex because she enjoys it. Kaz spends half his energy trying to be mysterious and cool. Matthias calls Kaz a demon for most of the books because he doesn't like him. Kuwei uses the fact that he looks like his crush's crush to kiss his crush. he also pretends he doesn't know Kerch because he didnt want to talk to people.

and, hands down the most teenager scene in the entire duology, Kaz and Jesper get in an argument and start a fucking fist fight. they are literally rolling on the ground punching each other. and everyone just fucking stands there. watching. Wylan wants someone to stop them but no one does. because they're not actively trying to kill each other. so whatever its fine. and then afterwards they're besties again. that is how 99% of the fights at my school go my dude, they are SUCH teenagers.

[drieddpetals]

since inej canonically didn't know how to read kerch when being freed from the menagerie, and since she can read kaz's notes he sends to van eck later on, she had to have learned to read kerch somewhere in the middle. the idea of kaz teaching her to read kerch is really fond to me. like, yeah she could've just picked it up, but the idea of kaz teaching her to read in kerch is so much better. idk i just be thinking abt them lol.

[livecrow]

Imagine you want to try waxing your pussy, but it turns out to be quite the challenge to actually see what the hell you're doing.

Naturally you ask your boyfriend for help.

Simon won't hear any of it, growls that he's fond of your scruff. "Like 'er jus' the way she is." Her being your snatch.

You pout and try to coax him.

No dice.

You don't give up that easily, obviously. Besides, if you have to, you'll just do it yourself even if it ends up a smidge patchy.

So there you are, full winnie the poohing it on the living room couch, trying to contort yourself this way and that, armed with the waxing strips and a hand mirror. Just trying to get the right angle. The whole spectacle right in front of an unamused Simon.

You spread your knees wide, as wide as you can, to prop up your pussy. Mash your tummy and thighs out of the way, spread your lips out, grunting and whining all the way with exertion while you fumble with the wrapper. You're almost ready to just say "fuck it" and go in completely blind—

You should have been more suspicious when Simon gives in, when he marches over and grunts a short "fine". When manhandles you into an even more uncomfortable and exposed position he finds more suitable.

After the first couple of strips your ready to throw up your white flag and forget about the whole thing. When you tell him as much and try to wriggle out from under him—

Simon just laughs meanly.

"You wanted it, now we're gonna see it through, aren't we?"

Simon'd enjoy your squeals and teary eyes. Every jolt of your body trying to escape the pain your subjecting it to.

"Serves you right for tryin' to deface my sweet'eart."

For how much it hurts, you don't have the awareness to realize he'd actually doing it all somewhat carefully. Each strip layed in the right direction, smoothed down with enough pressure, ripped off in one quick motion. Hell, he even rubs the skin to soothe the sting while he peels the next strip.

...Rubs your pussy. Soothing circles into your heated, plump mons and outer lips that you could almost read as apologetic. He wasn't feeling hardly any sympathy for you, though. No, it was for her.

On the next strip your startled when his thumb actually grazes your clit, while the rest of his palm pulls the skin taught.

You wondered if it was just a slip, but alas. Nothing Simon does is ever an accident.

The traitor peeked out from the hood in interest. Every other strip after that has him stroking your pearl mercilessly, like his own worry stone.

The hot ripping pain melds with pleasure, it isn't long at all before your keening and dripping under his ministrations. It was inevitable.

Simon sounded so put out. Sighing, tisking that you're, "Sloppy fuckin' wet. Strip isn't gonna stick now, is it?" as if you're an idiot, trying to be difficult purpose.

As he chastises you, he crams two thick fingers in your hole, like he's trying to stem a bleeding wound. It punches the air out of your lungs. He tells you you're gonna ruin it, that they'll have to start all over if you keep this up.

He's about as done as he's gonna be, considering your drippy cunt. "Look at 'er. Poor thing's cryin', isn't she?" He coos to your crotch.

Simon turns back to you but his tone isn't sweet, he barks at you to stop squirmin', unless you want him to you fuck you while your still oll raw and stingin'. Since that's clearly what you want now.

He's always givin' you want you want, huh? You're spoiled rotten.

[mostlyacrow]

you must've had wild sexcapades. mind sharing one fun one?

I always love telling about the time I was dating this trans guy who went to uni three hours away. We met up one night and parked in a country club parking lot and he fisted me till I came. Still the only time I've been fisted, probably won't be doing that again haha

[dr-morbidcuriosity]

Keep telling off entitled cishet people and you’re gonna have me on my knees🖤

Only if me and my boyfriend can share you <33 thank you darling I love doing gods intended work (pissing off cishets)

[mintcrows]

dw, i'll stand with your quail love

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[three-of-crows]

6, 21, 65 for Spotify wrapped!

Dujour!

I'm so sorry for making you wait T.T But there we go

6. What could be as lonely as love (Amber Run)

Yeah, that's Lann's fault and his dorkish romantic skills

21. Timezone (Maneskin)

Because I was freaking obsessed with their album this year for months.

65. Don't wanna sleep (Maneskin)

Same reason lol

[downn-in-flames]

nina’s first thought about matthias being “he looks like a painting” before remembering he might kill her

🤝🏼

wylan’s first thought about jesper being “this boy had the most perfectly shaped lips he’d ever seen” before realizing he might have been sent to kill him