#crystal bi panic is adorable

[technically-human]

Fell in love with this fucked up version of Charles and the gang so i drew them !! <3

Here they are spliced up for better quality :3

(Can you tell montys my favorite character ? LOL)

LOOK AT MY FUCKED UP BABIES!! SO PRETTY!!!

I love it so much thank you thank you thank you

[aries1144]

Little Pearls

G/T Mer, Fluff one shot, might turn this into a mini series if u guys like it hehe

Caitlin didn’t expect to wake up in a cage made of coral. Then again, she didn’t expect to become a mermaid last night, either. But at least she was conscious. Where were her friends? Why was it so dark? And who was snoring so loudly?

She tried to see if she could swim past the bars, but the spaces between were too thin. She sighed. Might as well try yelling…

“Guys? Ajax? Is this a prank?” There was annoyance in her voice. “This isn’t funny! And wake up whoever’s snoring up!”

“I am awake.”

The low, echoey voice vibrated through Caitlin’s skin. She furrowed her eyebrows. That definitely wasn’t one of her friends. She swam back a bit.

“Hi…?”

There was a low chuckle. It didn’t sound sinister, but it was still concerning that she was in almost complete darkness, and everytime she heard something, her entire body would react to the sound waves.

“Hello there, little pearl. Though, I suppose you can’t see how small you are right now.” His voice slightly softened. “I should show you some light, shouldn’t I?” Another loud noise made Caitlin’s heart drop. A loud snap shone a crystal light from above, and there, she saw him.

A giant.

He was huge. The cave was even larger, and full of crystals that the giant also wore around his neck. He had a long, salt and pepper beard, a teal tail, and a soft grin on his face as his dumb eyes looked down on Caitlin.

She screamed.

She backed as far away as she could in the cage, but she couldn’t escape. The top of the cage opened. A huge hand grabbed Caitlin by her torso. She tried to escape his palms, but she was too weak, and now she was at eye level.

“No use in squirming, darling. You’re all mine now…” He smiled softly, but that didn’t stop Caitlin from grunting, and kicking her tail.

The giant simply laughed.

“That’s adorable, hon. Assuming those other pearls are your friends? I’ll set you down with them.”

She blushed a bit when he called her a pearl. It was the same voice her father would use when he called her ‘sweetie.’ She frowned, in thought of him, and her mother, and the worry they must have felt with her not home.

She was distracted for long enough to be put in a larger cage. Only this time, it was a tank. A large one at that. The giant’s hand forced her into a corner of the tank, where she heard familiar voices.

“Caitlin?!” The voices of Rosetta and Whimsic said in unison. “Are you alright?”

She lightly rubbed her head once the giant’s hand left the tank. “I’m fine.” She looked to her right. Ajax had his head down, hugging his tail.

“Are you okay?”

He shook his head. Whimsic laughed. Ajax looked up at them with a quick glare. “Don’t laugh!” He was blushing. Hard.

“You weren’t this flustered when Cait wasn’t here.” Whimsic taunted.

Caitlin furrowed her eyebrows. “You have a crush on me?”

“No!” He said harshly. His face then turned pale. He softened his voice. “I mean, no. I’m just…”

“Bi-panic?” Rosetta chimed in.

“That.”

Caitlin, Rosetta, and Whimsic let out cackles. Ajax let out a small, embarrassed laugh. Though, the moment was interrupted by the giant.

“Why, if you aren’t the cutest little catch of pearls I’ve ever seen!”

The laughter stopped. Their faces became pale. Now he was speaking to all of them.

He asked for their names. They gave it to him. It only made him gush more. “Such adorable names! Ohhh~ I can see your little faces turn red. I could just pinch them…”

Their hearts dropped as his enormous fingers entered the tank.

“Hm…no. I wouldn’t want to cause any harm to my tiny treasures.” He retracted his hand. “I just find little merfolk so fascinating! What brings you four to the Quiet Abyss?”

“We were sleeping.” Ajax said bluntly. “And then I woke up in a cage. Last I checked, we were all sleeping on a jellyfish.”

“A giant jellyfish, little Ajax. How attentive you are.” He smiled down at him. Ajax was blushing a bit. “I do admit, I did take you four in my cave. But there are some terrible creatures out there who would want to harm you cuties. Not to fear—I will protect you all.” Faster than the blink of an eye, he snatched the four into his hands. “Now, let’s all eat some breakfast. I’m sure you’ll all love what I have prepared for you.”

And so he swam with the young ones in his hand, towards the kitchen, where the first escape attempt would be made.

[littlebluemoth]

Some timothee fluff pleass :)) love your work !!

Cake || Timothée Chalamet

Summary → You go live on Instagram and bake a cake. Timothée comes home halfway through and doesn’t realize you’re live-streaming.

AN → This is just pure fluff tbh, a little short but pure fluff

Pairing(s) → Timothée Chalamet x Fem!Reader

Warnings → Strong Language

Word Count → 900

You stepped back, pressing the ‘go live’ button on your Instagram. In the shot behind you was your oven and white countertops, a few plants, and the earthy green cupboards.

Since you had done 73 questions with Vogue, your New York City penthouse apartment had become sort of famous. Everyone had absolutely died over your kitchen, adoring the many plants and bronze pots and pans hanging from the ceiling.

You were dressed in a pair of white flowing pants, overtop of it was a simple black tank top and a grey zip up that belonged to Timothée.

Within the first few seconds, thousands of people had joined the livestream. Comments began to flood in, some of them making you laugh while you leaned in to glance at the phone you’d sat against the counter. There were dozens of remarks just on the atmosphere of your apartment.

It was heavily raining outside, a thick smog covering the city. You had lit candles all throughout your’s and Timothée’s shared space. He didn’t mind the crystals scattered around, resting on windowsills and shelves. He quite often asked for you to read his tarot cards, loving the way you would sit crisscross in front of him on the carpet and explain what everything meant.

userone: im so fucking in love with you

usertwo: where’s timmy????

userthree: make a tiktok pls

You scrolled through comments, laughing at a few, making sure not to dwell on some of the harsher ones. You smiled at the few familiar friends joining the live, exchanging a bit of banter as you grabbed some ingredients out of the fridge.

“Okay—so, as you all know, I’m no chef,” you snorted, holding up the box of cake mix. “All it needs is like eggs, water, and oil—I figured I couldn’t really fuck that up.”

florencepugh: i’m disappointed y/n

oliviarodrigo: you’ll find a way y/n/n

“Flo, I’m sorry,” you whined, drawling out the y.

The soft hum of Fleetwood Mac played in the back, Spotify just barely visible behind you on your laptop. Timothée was out, and you had tried to occupy yourself, finding nothing better to do than bake.

You cracked the eggs into the large plastic bowl, grinning at the phone in the process. You couldn’t help but laugh at the fact that someone would turn these clips into an Instagram edit.

userfour: i love u sm

userfive: how do u look so effortlessly good tf

usersix: i love ur kitchen stoppppppppp

userseven: bi panic

“You guys are hysterical—shit, I think I almost put too much oil in,” you said in a hushed tone.

lydianight: NOT U LITERALLY FUCJING UP CAKE OUT OF A BOX PLEASEEE

odessaazion: ur literally so hot y/n even if u can’t make food for shit

userseven: LMAOO DID SHE EVEN READ THE BOX ???

“You guys have no faith in me,” you said, chuckling as you whisked. “It’s disheartening, really. I’m hurt!”

You jokingly placed a hand on your heart, pretending to cry. You had bits of the packaged cake mix on your cheeks, hair pulled back and out of your face. The pan was greased in front of you, This Town by Niall Horan coming on behind you.

You were so focused on getting the clumps of chocolate powder separated that you hadn’t even heard the jangle of keys at the front door, or the sound of it shutting. You held the bowl up to the camera, nodding that it looked good enough.

You yelped when a pair of hands slid over your hips, pulling them back and making you jump. Timothée turned you around a moment later and cupped the nape of your neck, pulling you in for a quick kiss. He was in a grey hoodie and black joggers, hair skewed about under a navy blue baseball cap and slightly wet.

“If the whole world was watching I’d still dance with you,” he mumbled, spinning you around in a playful dance a moment later.

“Didn’t hear you come in,” you giggled at his swaying motion.

“Yeah? I yelled your name,” he pecked your lips in between each word.

usereight: im gonna go cry now

usernine: tell me ur single without telling me ur single

userten: fuck that’s so cute

usereleven: AND NIALLLL STOP

“I’m on live,” you said, watching him look over at the phone and awkwardly wave.

“Shit, why didn’t you tell me?” He chuckled, dipping a finger into the cake mix before you could swat his hand away.

He sucked on his index finger a moment later, ignoring you as you hit him a few times with the oven mitt at your right. He snatched the wooden spoon not far from him and held it up with a wide grin.

“You sure about that?” He mused, waving it in the air.

usertwelve: when they hit each other with kitchen suppliesssss

userthirteen: i’ll never be over this

“Was the cake mix any good, at least?” You couldn’t help but ask, watching him take off the hat, ruffle his hair a bit and then put it back on.

“I love you—but it tasted like shit,” he barely got out, running as you started to swat him with the mitt again.

userfourteen: god im so alone

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I was tagged by @sunny-reys , thank you darling!

rules: list your favorite male characters from ten different fandoms and tag ten people to do the same

1. Sirius Black- from Harry Potter

tbh I have a lot of favorite characters from harry potter, but he has always held a special place in my heart, even when I first read the books

2. Kaz Brekker- from the Grishaverse

ah yes, we love one of our favorite morally grey cane-wielding boys. I love how complex his character and I love how kanej was handled in the books and the show. I was split between him or the darkling but the darkling is my favorite villain not character so there's some clarification. also, 2 words Freddy mf carter.

3. Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield's version)- from Marvel

don't get me wrong I love Tom Holland's spider-man characterization, but I've adored how charismatic Andrew's peter was in TASM 1 and 2. Also his I loved the real chemistry between him and Gwen. Also, they are a source of my internal Bi panic.

4. Leo Valdez- from the Riordanverse

I love my resident fire bender tinkerer. also, I would love to be him so I can control fire lol

5. Zuko- from Avatar, The Last Airbender

speaking of firebenders, we can't forget our brooding crown prince of the fire nation. He had a redemption arc he deserved and tbh he was one of my cartoon crushes.

6. Caspian X- from Narnia

oh come on, did you not expect that I wouldn't include one of ben's characters in this list. (considering my obsession with him I think you did). Anyways I loved his accent in PC but was really sad when they told him not to do it in VODT. But yes Ben Barnes is technically a Disney prince/king so yeah.

7. Charles Xavier- from X-men

He is a charming telepath and tbh we all wanted to read minds and have enhanced intelligence. Oh yea and James McAvoy, enough said.

8. Barry Allen- from the DC universe

Tbh I hate the TV show after season 2 of The Flash, but with that in mind I loved his boyish charms in the first season and he was just an adorable speedster (but I still prefer Pietro lol)

9. Stiles Stilinski- from Teen Wolf

I strive to be as witty and sarcastic as Stiles. Though he is used as comic relief sometimes in the show, he's an interesting person and the only human in the pack

10. Steve Harrington- From Stranger Things

MOMMA STEVE! yes steve is the best mom the kids could have and I absolutely adored him in 2nd season and loved the dynamic that him and the kids have with each other

no pressure tags: @songofpatrochilless @chatnain @aniqua @confuscita @ilovemarvelanne1 @cupids-crystals and anyone one that wants to join!