#cumbo it is

[vexcraft]

yea mumbo i wonder who would do that

[galaxy-lilies]

did anybody order uuuuh. old man yaoi?

(aka some old man cumbo for the soul)

[love-death-and-desert]

[plebpheb]

ref :

[fence-time]

Kimsses

[palescat]

Yay

[mcytblrconfessions]

it came to my attention that mumbo and cub's ship name is cumbo and im regretting everything

[jestroer]

Obsessed with Cumscarian but only this extremely specific dynamic that only exists in my head

[call-cium]

Cumbo Propaganda.

Sigh.. Cumbo the men you are..

[frozenjokes]

Cub and mumbo is a ship I really want to like extremely badly but it hasn’t quite clicked in my brain how they would work so I just need to take a moment to ramble and brainstorm and make it happen.

I think they have a kind of vibe that’s like ‘I saw cub at the ‘eating people’ club!’ ‘what were YOU doing that the ‘eating people’ club?’ I imagine cub being charmed by S8 mumbo and his quite frankly insane workaround to stealing Grian’s soul instead of just cannibalism normal style. Cub might keep tabs on Mumbo after that, just curiosity with little interaction, and he ends up witnessing multiple instances of Technically Not Cannibalism? that leave him kind of baffled?? mumbo jumbo why are you jumping through hoops like this. I am fascinated by you but I think also you are in desperate need of tearing someone apart (and god I’d love to watch). They’ve said a total of five words to each other when cub wanders over to him and is like hey. if you wanted to 👉👈 you could ✌️ rip scar into a million pieces with me :) for fun :)

mumbo goes ?????????no????????"? and cub comes away from this interaction dejected and also with the impression that the issue here is that mumbo is simply repressed and is in desperate need of help and nothing else. commence slutfan135 (attraction and eating people are integrally linked which is a universal for everyone cub has decided)

from Mumbo’s perspective this is coming out of fucking nowhere and he’s deeply deeply confused until he’s chatting with scar one day and the subject comes up and scar’s like oh yeah lol he wants you to eat him soooooo bad he’s been talking my ear off about for weeks and mumbo goes Why. W hy. And scar shrugs. (Unhinged cubfan monologue would not have been understandable to anyone especially not scar but he’s just happy to listen to cub talk. Nothing is more fun than listening to an autistic person go off the rails about something insane.)

Mumbo just approaches cub the next day and goes dude I do not want to eat you and I’m not going to. And cub goes 🥺 please? Somehow this leads to a conversation about desire and carnal attraction and gore and shit and it’s nice probably. Mumbo doesn’t really want to hurt people so instead he chooses to hurt people in extremely convoluted ways instead. Cub suggests he go apeshit instead. you’ve been cannibalism edging me for weeks mumbo jumbo I am begging you. Something something guilt and shame and it’s all an extremely poorly disguised allegory for catholic guilt and shame in regards to sex. maybe it ends with mumbo suggesting cub eat him instead. This might fix him??? I enjoy a predator hunter/hunted dynamic so I think that would go hard with cub being like okay :3 only if I can chase you through my gay little labyrinth. Even better if the turns get tabled on cub and mumbo ends up killing him instead. I haven’t mentioned mumbo is a vampire yet but he is. Then they eat each other the end. cumbo win

[ma-pi-ma]

Il sesso tantrico,

l'amore quantico;

il poliamore esteso,

il kamasutra disteso.

L'amore ridotto,

il motel senza foto;

la sveltina in cantina,

quella seria forse domattina.

Le notifiche interrotte,

le notifiche nascoste...

Ma baciarsi,

abbracciati su una panchina

affogati di sapore cielo e sole,

è proprio così difficile?

Simone Cumbo

[vexcraft]

mumbo shaking in his boots after cub's trap killed him in demise.. cub doesn't seem particularly bothered even though he bet diamonds on mumbo winning

[galaxy-lilies]

@frozenjokes cumbo request go brrr (aka aftermath of them doing some redstone parallel play and something exploded)

[love-death-and-desert]

og under cut

[plebpheb]

:3

[scarianslab]

CUMBO CRUMBS