#cw: sims spice

[trash-llama]

And while the Watcher did not put back WW, she did give them a poses for the illusion of passion 😂

[gaeulssims]

I guess we are getting a lil’ nooboo!! Sims spice below👀

Not them toes swinging tho😭

[fallstaticexit]

A reimagined story of Princess Cordelia Thebe of the Royal House Thebe

Part 3 of 3 - previous | epilogue

Princess Cordelia: When I was certain I would never lay eyes on another pirate again, fate aligned me with a silly, beautiful clumsy fool. From a young age, I have held a deep passion for music, and this beautiful foreigner could sing like a melodious songbird.

The grace with which his agile fingers strummed the strings of his lute made me wonder whether they could deftly unravel the lace of my slip as well. I’ve never felt so shameless.

[Rodrigo] Buenos dias, Princesa. How are you doing todaaaa- aaaahh! [Rodrigo] groans Damn horse...oh. [Cordelia] Are you alright? Can you hear me? I said are you alright? [Rodrigo] Dios mio... [Rodrigo] I appreciate your generous help. In my country, we honor our debts. Please, how may I assist you, Princesa. [Cordelia] I have something in mind.

Princess Cordelia: Maybe this was my one chance. Perhaps fate was finally on my side.

[Cordelia] Do you believe in love at first sight? [Rodrigo] I do now, princesa.

[Celeste] Captain De Pablo, am I interrupting? [Rodrigo] sneers Bounty hunter... [Celeste] Dead or alive, either way you’re coming with me. [Cordelia] Rodrigo? [Cordelia] Oh god...

Princess Cordelia: A creature that fed on the flesh of man. Eyes as red as sin itself. I should have been afraid. I was afraid. And yet-

[Cordelia] N-no! Don’t come any closer! I-I’ll scream and my guards will come- I’ll- what are you doing? Don’t-

Princess Cordelia: Nothing thrilled me more than the allure of danger.

[Celeste] I believe these belong to you. [Cordelia] T-thank you..

[theplottdump]

Call me a Fool 🎵

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[cozygirlsimmer]

might be in ts4 era 🤭

[reunitedinterlude]

lofi phantasy: the album

tracks 17-20 (x)

[bastardtrait]

yes the wedding crapped out the first time. classic. i tried again WHATEVER. i can't even tell you how awesome and convenient it is that there's a wedding arch right behind the yacht club in brindleton bay. it created the perfect backdrop for the kiss.

when they returned home they put on some lovely hanbok that hyoin's parents gifted them and sage, for a photo op.

Robert: say cheese!

Sage: huh

🔞 18+ link 🔞 to post wedding #activities

[sirianasims]

The Don Diaries

So, who keeps an eye on Matteo when Don is out being a fuccboi? The obvious answer is "the nanny", but not your average sweater vest-wearing elder. Considering his erratic schedule and wanting to give Matteo some stability, Don has decided to hire a nanny to live in the penthouse full-time.

And thus, Dani the Nanny joins the household.

Dani started out strong by immediately developing a massive crush on her new employer. Yeah, this is not gonna become a problem ever.

Anyways, Dani is going to keep an eye on Matteo whenever Don is out whoring or strung out or being a workaholic. She's also in university, working her way through a degree in Communications.

Speaking of whoring, Don has been shaking things up lately by meeting his dealer here.

This allows him to pick up new supplies while enjoying the questionable dancing skills of Dead-Eyed Bethany here.

Sometimes he even treats himself to a private dance, and he has developed a particular fondness for this girl, allegedly named Chantel.

Apparently, Chantel is also fond of Don and gives him special treatment. Some things are free when you're San Myshuno's greatest lover.

Some things are, however, also super illegal, so we quite literally pick up speed and get out while we still can.

But not before we text our main crush, Shayla the Redhead from the romance festival. Smooth, Don.

While Don sleeps off his nightly escapades, Dani is busy being awesome and giving Matteo the attention he deserves.

While Matteo takes a nap, Dani makes use of Don's home gym. Being the live-in nanny for a tech millionaire has its perks.

Don finally wakes up and goes to check out Dani's ass mentor her running.

Matteo also wakes up and joins them, and if it wasn't for the fact that Don is incredibly high on amphetamines right now, this would be rather idyllic.

Dani even gets to meet grandpa Nicolo who randomly stops by, and they hit it off immediately. Matteo is clearly in good hands.

When she goes to bed that night, however, Dani briefly gets stuck under her murphy bed in the spare office where she sleeps and uh... no. We are not going in this direction. We are also not getting anyone's stepsister stuck in the dryer, I don't even understand how these things are supposed to happen.

[windslar]

[trash-llama]

Dinner was followed by some posey slowdancing (because real slow dancing is always outside). Eitherway, it was sometime during this dance that Sprout realized he had made a HUGE mistake.

Ooop.

Of course the date ended as most dates with Myra did - in pursuit of Bedward/Bedwina! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[bobnewbie]

ending their first night in the new place on a high note...extra spice under the cut

[apricote]

first day in del sol valley consisted of thomasin getting a quick start on developing skills, miguel being a housewife, them getting high on their balcony and then boning the evening away!

[matchalovertrait]

Dulce's first time ever went great <3

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Perhaps even though obviously each pixel wants to win, they're also all friends at this stage and it could be likely that they don't want to send someone else home. Thus they've been a little more coy than usual, but Lilac whipped up something special for dinner 😏

Back in this part of the Bramblewood, it doesn't take long for the mushrooms to make their presence felt.

Oh hey there Lilac, you got a moment for Caden? Why, yes - for him, she has several...

Are they serious? Right in front of Spencer's LOVELY MUSHROOM soup? Sir, you've caused enough mayhem for one day, so hush.

cw: mild sims spice - guide to my warnings

Then it's pass the parcel, but with kissing! First Lilac and Delphine, with Delphine getting five points for triggering this Lilac self-discovery prompt (as per usual, we decline it).

Then Spencer and Lilac - a kiss that surprisingly does wonders for his reputation!

(Let's just say that the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" may have been uttered by someone on the other side of the screen 🤭)

And then Lilac got this whim to be FRIENDLY towards Spencer. While she was talking with Pauline. Who, need I mention, is an absolute baddie and hasn't put a single foot wrong when it comes to how she treats her castmates. Though I guess it's not as if Spencer brought this "rough day" on himself... or anything...

If you squint, you'll see that Pauline is conversing with all the occult affiliated plants in the garden. I wonder if she's trying to build up an alliance against Vlad. Jack-E-Chan the giant pumpkin is with her - now who else?

As often occurs, Caden knows the importance of timeliness.

I wasn't quite quick enough to catch it, but here she tickled him, he begged her to stop - then launched a tickle attack of his own 😅 Smart boy, Caden, you're learning!

And so beneath the watchful eye of Lampshade Fox, these two get the BED CUDDLE.

@mdshh @changingplumbob @invisiblequeen @akitasimblr

[nitetrait]

sister convinced me to post this, so enjoy <3

[theplottdump]

|| NIGHT 4 BONUS SMUT 🤠 ||

I made some bonus NSFW collages for the degenerates in the chat. If you'd like to peek at em I recommend throwing on this song (🎵) and clicking on the pillowfort links below based on your spice/character preference! Thank you for reading!!

💚 Kate and Diego - Sweet 🥵🥵 Maya and Vera - Spicy 🔥🔥🔥 Poppy and Ale - Nasty