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Going off of the previous post with König disgusted by American food, I just know showing this man the ingredients list on McDonalds fries in the US would drive him mad.

truly he would wax on, if pressed, about how such American versions of food taste worse.

you: hey man whatever. i don't expect doritos to be healthy. i expect enough cool ranch seasoning in two bites to blast my tits clean off.

König, short-circuiting at all of several mental images: what does a ranch taste like and why do americans eat it cold.

after some back and forth you both realize the "cool ranch" dorito variety of your dreams and his nightmares was actually dubbed "cool american" flavor before being shipped to the american section of his local grocery store.

cool american. what even is that. bet it doesn't even have real americans in it.