#d20 spoilers

[smolandweirdwriter]

Idk how to phrase it I just think fabian adaine and kristen are the “lost in the shadow of someone I’m not” kids and fig gorgug and riz are the “lost in the shadow of someone who’s not here” kids

[cliffdiamond]

the thing is that porter and jace ARE NOT IN LOVE. they have weird fucked up sex sometimes and porter takes advantage of the fact that jace is a chronic people pleaser who’s hungry for his own power (but porter also knows jace couldn’t handle real power, not the way he can, so jace can never be allowed to ascend nor survive). and it’s not beautiful and it’s not good and it’s fucked up in more ways than one. they’ve formed their own family out of anger and blood and bitterness and jace is too weak to do anything but go along with it, and porters head is too far up his own ass to recognize that pure spite won’t make his flawed plans go perfectly. but they’re so irrevocably tied together, they don’t have a choice, nobody else will ever be able to understand or break the bond they have because they’re the only two people stupid enough to jump in headfirst without a contingency plan

i have so many fucking feelings about them

[polarsirens]

i am not at all caught up with fantasy high freshman and sophomore year but i’ve jumped into the middle of things and this today nearly made me bawl

life kinda sucks and i haven’t time to enjoy my comfort media but junior year’s been…. it’s really been a wonderful thing to have this to look forward to every week

[counterspelling]

Endless Fantasy High

[15lehna]

Divine intervention so insane you get a new dm

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

making six comedians answer exam questions instead of letting their characters do it is the funniest thing brennan has ever done the panic in their eyes is so real

[adainesfuriousgun]

ADAINE FINALLY HAS A GUN

THE PROPHECY!!!!

[recycledraccoon]

Twitch Streamer Mary Ann Skuttle AU

She almost exclusively plays video games, tho sometimes she reviews the quality and cuteness of plushies. Sometimes she updates people on her quokki pet's level or how her personal AC Island looks, or her longest running Stardew Farm. (Maru IS her favorite Stardew marriageable NPC because it reminds her of her "loser boyfriend".)

Sometimes she gets her friends to play games with her on stream, or they're just in the background hanging out. Once when a game comes out that Mary Ann is legit excited for (in her own way) everyone gathers in a little watch party in the background with snacks as they settle in for the Marathon stream about to happen.

If she misses some streams she probably tosses out a simple update about her and her friends being on a quest or something similar that she implies is kinda lame. Her watchers KNOW she's an adventurer but there is never any elaboration.

They also know she has a boyfriend but known VERY little about him.

Loser Boyfriend™️ Confirmed Facts

1. Loser

2. His quokki pets gameplay is trash

3. Also an adventurer ig

4. Plays drums sometimes

5. They officially met when she curb-stomped his ass at a sports tryouts and he got mad. (No elaboration)

6. He made her a switch capable of running ROMhacks and mods.

7. Half-orc. The only times they have ever seen him is once or twice when he wordlessly hands her a mango soda from off screen. They have an entire emote of his hand with the soda bottle they spam sometimes. (#bottleboi)

Which is to say when Gorgug shows up in the background of the stream one day, cause Mary Ann rearranged or was streaming from somewhere else temporarily, people start freaking out.

Mary Ann notices but only comments "yeah, that's my loser boyfriend. Don't worry about it."

THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE MARY ANN!!!

THAT'S GORGUG THISTLESPRING, FAMOUS 4X WORLD SAVING RENOWN ADVENTURER BEFORE HE EVEN FINISHED HIGHSCHOOL, THE FIRST EVER BARBIFICER IN THE WORLD, AND GODDAMN FAMOUS ROCK STAR.

YOU CALL HIM YOUR LOSER BOYFRIEND?????

"His quokki pets gameplay is trash."

MA'AM-

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

awkward moment in freshman year where there were two separate evil plans being orchestrated by faculty that involve the death of the principal and manipulating teenagers to do your bidding

[goblin-king-jay]

"My darling paramour, my infernal flame, my Figueroth. I sent these meteors to you from the dawn of time when a rogue asteroid almost hit my dad's jet ski. Sundering the space rock with but a gesture of my most potent art, the debris surrounded me and with it came the sorrow of your absence. I sent these rocky chunks across the galaxy, and they have traveled since the beginning of time to tell you that I love you. In each moment of our mutual ignorance, where we had yet to meet, this message was already spinning its way to you through time and space to illuminate the night sky and tell you that I love you.

Us -- our love, like time, has been inevitable and strange. I have walked in its shadow joyfully. It gives me peace to know that in my darkest moments, my love for you was already on its way, flying through the stars. We have been on our way to save us since before the lights of our world were first lit. Pretty cool, my darling paramour.

P.S. I know you have another year of school after this. But I hope one day soon, you and I might travel amongst these stars together.

XOXO Ayda Aguefort

P.S. You are not gonna believe how much my dad spent on this jet ski."

[sootchild]

Ep 20 Ragenarok pt 2

I had one more drawing in me that needed to be done.

Ep 1 || Ep 20 ||

[soelvfiskart]

[Fhjy ep 19 SPOILERS ]

Mary Ann going berserk over her strawberry plush getting burnt, is the realest shit ever

[polarsirens]

Beautiful. Majestic. BAM!

[counterspelling]

Endless Fantasy High

[lemonfawn]

Say *Hi* Intrepid Emos

[transguyhawkeye]

the real reason adaine couldnt predict this part of the party happening is because k2 british kristen applebees divine intervention pregnancy scare blimey is an event so cosmically baffling that it blacks out the visions of any divination wizard who attempts to scry on that chunk of time