#dadbod!simon

[tojisun]

im still high on dadbod simon so uhm thinking about someone at a bar hitting on you because they don’t know that the old man you’re out with is not a guardian nor a friend, but is your goddamn date. and while it doesn’t send simon down a spiral of insecurities, he still starts hovering even closer. he’s always pulling you to his lap, doesn’t matter who the company is. his friends quickly get used to the sight—how could they not? you’re a darling, and you look the prettiest dolled up on simon’s hold.

and when he’s fucking you, when he’s got you bearing all his weight while he fucks you on your knees, he uses the incident as dirty talk.

“remember ‘im, love?” simon croons, his voice almost drowned by the resonating sounds of skin slapping against skin. “he thought i’m not y’r daddy. thought y’re too good f’me.”

you keen underneath him, your body toppling to the mattress when your arms fall limp. simon easily follows, adjusting so that the jut of his gut sits atop your ass, and it should be a crime how this position wedges him even further in because he’s pressing against tender places, his cockhead nudging at something that almost makes it feel like he’s hitting the back of your throat.

“shh,” simon rumbles. “daddy’s got you, sweet’art. daddy’s got you.”

[alanisstonedd]

MDNI - sexual content

an: it’s that time yall…

i need a big boy to love on me like it’s his only job on this damn earth.

the slow ascent over his lap feeling more like mounting a horse. the feel of his strong hands gripping at the plush of your hips. the tug and pull at each others clothes while your lips lock in the slowest, wettest fuck. his scorching tongue in your mouth feels like he’s reaching into you for your soul already and the firm fingers in your hair make sure he gets exactly what he wants.

he can’t help but grind up into your heat on instinct, the slow roll of his hips intoxicating you. the heat spreading through your core and straight up your spine, unable to keep your mouth shut. the rhythmic back-and-forth of humping fully clothed, no time to take any clothes off. his hands sear a path over every inch of skin he can get to, yours content in his hair too focused on rocking your clit over the throbbing bulge in his shorts. a concentrated frown etched into his strong features, sparkling eyes locked on your thrown back head.

his hot mouth going straight for your bared neck, addicted to the taste of your skin. he’s laving at anything his mouth can reach, sucking at your nipples like the feel of them in his mouth alone is enough to make him bust - your whole chest glistening by the time he’s done.

the rushed struggle to stuff yourself with every thick inch he has, clothes still on, mouthing at his lips. him thrusting up into you short and fast, grunting against your collar bone, palms firmly planted on your hips. chest to chest, you can feel every breath he intakes, the outtake fanning over your wet, pebbled, buds. his solid arms caging you in, making damn sure you take everything he’s giving.

he has to back up just to see you in all your glory, pushing at your belly, still canting up into you with no problem. his mouth hangs open in bliss, floored at the the clench of you around him when he man handles you down to the hilt, hitting a spot so deep you think you see tweety birds.

he flips you both over like it’s nothing, his belly up against yours, his pudge and happy trail rubbing your clit just right. the weight he puts behind his thrusts hitting you like a mack truck. it makes you dizzy, the way he’s putting his all into it yet completely unfazed by the way you can’t shut your mouth. his lazy thumbing at your sensitive clit sending you up the wall. he keeps you on the edge for as long as you can stand, heaving breaths into his mouth from the force of his thrusts.

he’s nasty with it, biting at your lips in a sloppy kiss, tasting yourself lingering on his tongue from earlier. he’s flipping into whatever position gets the loudest moans out of you, massaging the plush of your thighs and up your back like that’ll ease the punch of his hips. he heaves into your neck, gripping at you like the heat of you around him is wearing his sanity thinner than is possible.

he don’t care about the mess, the splat splat of the wetness in between you both makes you even wetter, the gush around him calls for teeth biting, groans, and hot tongue on the column of your throat. you moan like you haven’t had a homemade meal in years - the palpable hunger for you that seeps out of him when you buck up onto his leaking dick, is only thing that can quell your hunger.

when you’re on your side, thigh stretched up in his hold, the soft muscle of him envelopes you from behind. he reaches so deep with every thrust you think he can feel how much you need his dick. it overwhelms your senses, his baccarat, your miss dior, and the thick musk of sex

FANUM, price, dadbod!simon, ony

[machveil]

uuugh Retired!Simon Riley yeah. yeah, retired DadBod!Simon Riley, uh huh

Retired!Simon Riley who’s still strong as a horse and works out, but now that he doesn’t have to worry about deployments and risking his life he can indulge a little. he was already eating large, hearty meals to maintain a healthy weight and physique, but sometimes he’ll go back for thirds now - if you smile sweetly and indulge with him he might be talked into dessert (nine times out of ten he agrees). it’s nice to see him eat to his hearts content and relax afterwards

Retired!Simon Riley who gets a tummy after a while, a soft layer of fat rounding out his muscles. he’s still quiet and reserved, intimidating to most, but now he’s a little soft under your fingertips. chest a little more pillowy, perfect to rest your head on. he’s slowly relaxing his sleep schedule, not worrying about getting out of bed with the sun. he might go for a morning jog if it’s nice out, but it’ll always be nicer to stay warm under the covers with you

[lunamoonbby]

Ghost before being with his lovie

Ghost during his relationship with his lovie

Ghost married to lovie and with 3 children.....ofc ghost would have papa bear arms he needs all the muscles he can get to carry all three kids and his wife😤😤😤 it also comes in handy when carrying the groceries in just one trip

[konigsblog]

i’ve been really obsess with the thought of ghost with a dadbod ): like he’s this huge guy but he has some soft spots on him that i just want to grab and hold on to while he fucks me ):

me too, anon. me too :( 🌼

his arms :( his muscles are covered in a layer of fat. when you're riding him, he wraps those arms around your waist and gives you a lazy, fucked-out expression. he holds your waist, your hands gripping his biceps as you use them for support whilst bouncing down onto his hard, thick cock :(

“attagirl, just like tha'...” he praised, looking down at your swollen pussy taking every inch greedily. you babbled, swallowing your spit as your eyelids fell heavy and your cunny grew wetter. simon smirked at you, seeing you do all the hardwork. his poor, little fleshlight struggling to do it by herself :(

or his thighs :( when he's throatfucking you, you grip those thighs and hips tightly! he slams his meaty, lengthy dick down your strained throat, full balls slapping against your chin, covered in drool. your smaller hands grip his thighs, leaving indents from your nails as you moan around him, stiffled by his hard cock pushed down your wet throat!!!

[simonsrileyhusband]

my birthdays on the 14th! can you maybe post some dadbod Simon stuff that day? /nf

- 🪼

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY, its your birthday :3 hope you enjoy this lil thing

dadbod simon is a bit insecure at first, he has gained so much weight over the years of not being an active member, he isnt as lean as the guys he trains

until he sees the way you look at him, the way your hands squish his big arms, the way you nuzzle into him for heat, how you rest your head on his belly... and he forgets about it

he doesnt care because he is full of your love and your cooking

dadbod simon who starts to walk shirtless around the house again because he knows you aee staring at him

[kiyoomisluvr]

Opinions on simon before and after marriage, any differences?

simon definitely learns to manage his emotions and anger more, he doesn’t let small things piss him off as much(atleast on the surface, he has anger eating him up inside)

more domesticated, he will read the papers or scroll through tv channels while his daughter clings to his leg and squishes against him, he enjoys having purpose and a reason to keep going

less patience though, he doesn’t get angry easily but he has to take breaks sometimes, you could be asking him to do something and he’d just get up and walk out, he hates dealing with the responsibility of others lives.

better sex and dadbod!

[yakowo]

Simon with a dadbod Simon with a dadbod

Simon with a dadbod Simon with a dadbod

Simon with a dadbod…. Simon ghost with a dadbod ( i really want to squeeze it so bad) I love you ❤️

Dadbod Simon is everything to me I’m happy you share the same excitement 😭💕

[tojisun]

dadbod simon who lets you hump at his tummy while you ride him and the way he spreads his legs for you when he gets close and him pressing his palm over the outline of himself that he can feel on your stomach and him telling you to take what you need when he’s tired because he’s still so turned on at the thought of his girl wanting to use him and dadbod simon letting you ride him until both of you are shaking and dadbod simon

clawing my thighs because this is so- this is so!!!

thinking about the way he’d marvel at his ‘size.’ in reality, he can’t truly see himself past your fat and muscles, but simon would still place his hand on your stomach, chirping at how proud he is that you’re taking him all the way in; at how you truly are his perfect dear to be able to gobble all of him up.

the way he’d croon shushing noises when you begin to hiccup in your pleasure, trembling like a leaf on top of him because it’s just too much. the ecstasy keeps on bloating, unforgiving, and simon’s eyes are heavy with his desire and you just want to be good for him, to be the lovely darling he keeps saying that you are, so when the oversensitivity hits, you crumble. god, you need him to be able to take charge again. please—

but all simon does is pat your thigh when you stall, humming to himself as he blinks bleary eyes open. “y’ve got to do it y’rself if y’want to cum, kid.”

the sob that is ripped from your throat softens him, finding that he was being too mean, so he jostles the two of you to position you better, until you’re cushioned by his body—softened by his time in retirement, and growing rotund with late night oysters and steaks—and cradled in his arms.

“jus’ one more, love,” simon rumbles, grazing his lips on your shoulder. his hand climbs up your thigh until it’s resting on your pelvis instead.

“one more an’ y’can come up an’ have me lick y’r pussy as sorry,” he adds, and here, he slowly thumbs at your erect clit. you jerk on his hold with a mewl, tears gathering in the corner of your eyes again, but simon keeps it, circling it softly until the pleasure wanes into quiet laps.

“o-okay,” you breathe out, heaving. “love you s’much, si.”

“of course,” he replies, his words muffled on your skin. “love you too, sweet’art.”

then he’s falling back to the cushions for the show.

dear god i need him so bad

[bravo4iscool]

I was just reading ur tumblr post about some prick messaging you about hating cod men x plus-size!reader likeeee

If you don't like it, don't read it 🙄

Literally the same thing happened to me when i made a post about i wish there was fanfics about cod men(namely simon) getting a dad bod or just having a softer belly in general after they get a girlfriend and not even a hour later the person messaged me saying plus-size is gross. Like i wasn't even talking about plus-size so why are you bringing this negative energy?? I normally don't write for plus-size reader but my writing can usually be imagined for about anyone no matter the size, shape or color because i like my readers being comfortable and relate to what they're reading

I know i went on a tangent but i just wanted you to know ur not the only one and to keep writing whatever whats u happy!! Remember to drink some water and rest ♡ 

DAD BOD SIMON FOR PRESIDENT AHHHHQHSUQHABQUQ

and you’re so right omg😭. also they literally started stalking me to prove to me that i’m ugly and therefore every plus size person?? it was weird af lmao.

and tbf i also don’t write specifically plus size (even tho i am plus size) cuz i want my content to be as inclusive as it can be! that’s also why i don’t mention skin color and stuff like that.

thank you for your ask🫶🏼. it’s nice to know i’m not the only one out there confused by people like the one messaged you!

and if anyone has some dadbod!simon scenarios in mind, hmu🫣 (or anything in general lmao)

[machveil]

Simon “Ghost” Riley Fic Recommendations Pt 2🎀✨

this post will contain sfw and nsfw content - nsfw below the cut! please support the writers!! they deserve a lot of love for sharing their fics with us<3 comment, reblog, and like their posts - gonna be real, I’d just binge their blogs because let’s be honest… everything they write goes incredibly hard

SFW:

starting strong with @tojisun! hugs and kisses, have coming home to… Simon? and some subspace

can’t not include @gremlinmodetweeker and their Ghost Icks post

@simonsrileyhusband is up next with Teen!Simon helping Teen!Reader come out to their parents

a fan favourite, @khioneee’s fic about Simon’s instinct to protect

the start to a series that has ruined me, @majinbangus’s fic about Johnny getting you a ‘dog’

from @themotherofhorses, holding Simon while he cries

@simonbrain gave us Simon being good with kids

@chaosandmarigolds was fantastic and wrote Traditional!Simon Riley

@midnight-shadow-cafe, and their big, beautiful brain, served up Closer Than You Think

our lovely @xoxunhinged wrote about Simon taking you out and Simon being clumsy

aah!! @dante-mightdie is serving up some angst with Simon and BlueCollar!Simon Riley

@puff0o0 was so, so sweet and gave us kissing Simon’s gun and Simon with a cold partner

@fishsinsareacknowledged wrote about Simon destressing with you and hugging Simon

love this from @i-love-you-just-the-same, telling Simon “we’re getting married”

hi, dmitriene actually posted this as I was finishing up the masterlist so… it’s fresh!! Simon letting himself rest

and, from @leafavleo’s wonderful blog, push ups with Simon

please make sure to read content warnings (CW) and/or trigger warnings (TW)! your comfort comes first, check the fic before you read it<3

NSFW:

is it really a masterlist if I don’t include @codnasties? thought so, we’re indulging in a little Dom!Ghost taking care of his princess and CNC with Simon

@k6tzie gave us some CoD 🌽!links and Sub!Virgin!Ghost

we’re going to round back to tojisun! I might have a bias for their fics… maybe. listing them off in no particular order: DadBod!Simon Riley, Biker!Simon Riley, Simon bullying into you, Simon Riley’s breeding kink, loving sex, oral fixation, practicing for Simon and a follow up post - toji!!! love you, pookie<3

a GN! and Male!Reader writer, our beloved simonsrileyhusband again! Loser!Simon Riley x Older!Reader, Loser!Virgin!Simon, Loser!Simon Riley, Older!Simon, size kink, and sucking off Simon

hello, hello @simonrillleyyysss, we love Ghost on your period and (tbf it can be read as sfw, but it’s in nsfw just to cover my bases) sucking on Simon’s nipples

@simonriley09, smooches, Inexperienced!Simon Riley x Virgin!Reader and (specifically held off on reblogging just to put it in here first) public sex with Simon

back to simonbrain, Simon’s depraved and Simon and his harmless bird

OKAY. dante-mightdie popped off with Butcher!Simon Riley - can we make that clear? okay, Butcher!Simon Riley being a little gross, Butcher!Simon Riley taking you in the break room, camping with Butcher!Simon Riley, and Butcher!Simon Riley needs a hand

@yawnderu wrote a wonderful sex pollen fic

guess what… another sex pollen fic from @shotmrmiller

@lxvvie made my brain blue screen with grey sweatpants, little Lieutenant Riley, and it’s yours

we all clap and cheer, it’s @evilgwrl with Simon’s too big

@ghouljams… thanking you every day for Cerberus!Ghost

b-b-b- @bi-writes! mwah, Ghost doesn’t take his mask off

another one from @navybrat817 where Simon fucks you with the mask on

did someone say @dmitriene? I did! collaring Simon, Simon being gentle, and rough sex with Simon

big brain moment from @theorist-fox, Simon’s not a stallion in bed and I’m unwell for this

speaking of unwell, @lovelyghst wrote about his Jacob’s ladder

@lvrsrequ3st gave us Simon edges you

@girlyteengirlcore’s overstim with Simon fic, wonderful

Subtle Thirst by @blingblong55, tasty, yummy, scrumptious

@maskedbyghost’s fic where Simon recites his vows is so very good

so, we’re back to majinbangus… oh boy. Simon gets a bath and pulling Simon’s collar, but like, read through the series, I’m begging you

@nighttimealone wrote some humping with Simon, love to see it

“do you think you'll kill for me one day?” from @cherie-doll

@thedivinetexts gave us Simon sharing you with the 141

@khioneee wrote about Simon being too big and Simon’s voice

@beloveds-embrace wrote a little something, too heavy? never

@musouie wrote about how Simon begs

@konigsblog served up some Bull!Simon x Cow!Reader oh my god

and, last but certainly not least, an oral fixation from @fictionismyreality3

[konigsblog]

more toxic!dadbod!simon 🥺 him making you wear a Man Utd football shirt on football match days and then blaming you when the team loses also definitively the kind of man who lounges around with his hand in his boxers

tw: toxic relationship, manipulation, dub-con/non-con

t!db!simon will 100% demand for you not to wear any panties during matches, for easy access when he's frustrated. whenever the team doesn't get a goal, he forces your head down onto his sticky cock, pushing you down onto his stiff, thick shaft while degrading and humilating you, telling you it's all your fault!

he adores how easily influenced you are, how you're easy to rile up and tease. when he see's tears forming, an eerie grin forms on his face. being the sick bastard he is, he'll make you degrade yourself while stroking him, so he can humilate you further by watching your expression when his cum spurts onto your face, then slapping you back and forth while you nuzzle into his knee for forgiveness!

he bunches up your man utd shirt, fucking into your wet, raw and sore hole ruthlessly. he pounds, rams, slams and grinds into you until you're a crying, horny mess beneath his lowering, large figure. don't bother protesting against him, he knows you want it.

a brutal pace that leaves you breathless and sobbing, unable to catch you breath. to make it worse, simon will grip you by the throat for ages ‘til you slap him across the face, earning him an aggressive facial expression before deciding to fully ruin and corrupt you.

he calls you useless and worthless to wear you down, so even a little bit of validation or praise makes your eyes light up with joy. you know, you could've atleast rode him instead, but you had to be greedy and take it instead of giving it like a wife should. :((

and he definitely does lay around with his hand his boxers, would roll his eyes when you tell him to stop doing it... or face fuck you into silence!! ;3

[alanisstonedd]

cod.

blurbs

price/dadbod!simon - big boy (nsfw/nasty af) simon - i need a man to fuck me like he knows i need it

fics

smut

random

[spiderliliesinmygarden]

hii here’s a post about dadbod!simon: https://www.tumblr.com/tojisun/743809840039804928/dadbadsimon-being-mistaken-as-your-older-coworker

if you click on the dadbod!simon tag there’s a few more posts about him on their account :)

oh my lawd u just saved my day, looked at the posts and safe to say that i’m gonna be busy binge reading their fics this evening🩷

tysm anon, you’re my hero frfr‼️‼️

[lisbetadair]

The world needs more of Ghost, but with a little tummy.

[tojisun]

that one post about dadbod simon service topping but also him holding you by your hips/waist and grinding your clit against his tummy when he’s bottomed out and smiling so softly at the little noises you let out and cooing at you about how good you’re being and dadbod simon telling his puppy to take what they need and detonates and leaves this ask all over your ceiling

cw: daddy kink

holy shit.

this would have him murmuring, “shh. shh, baby. breathe f’me, yeah? c’mon kid, breathe f’me.” while he slowly moves your body so that you’re rutting onto him.

your hardened clit bumps against the pudge of his gut, making you mewl because s’too much and not enough at the same time, and he just coos as your tears spill like jaded glass.

and you’re still shaking on top of him when simon pulls his hands away, only to click his tongue in quiet scolding at the resounding whine you let out, dejected by his actions. he purses his lips after, and his eyes are all furrowed in faux disappointment.

it makes him look so mean.

simon wipes away a cascading tear before cupping your cheek.

“y’ve got to work for what y’want, pup,” he breathes out in a quiet tut. “gotta show me that y’mean it when y’say y’need daddy.”

there it was—the blatant use of your desires, crooning it like it’s a dirty secret that only the two of you are privy to. and he still looks at you with those pursed lips as though his cock didn’t twitch at the playful tone he uses, like the patronizing lilt in his words didn’t turn him on too.

but you’re so twitchy, and his sweet pup, that all that his taunts evoke is a resolute nod and a quiet puff of your breaths. simon murmurs something unintelligible, all of it is lost in the overwhelming affection it came with, before he pulls his hands away again to watch you.

make no mistake—his eyes are just as greedy as his hands. just because he is not touching you right now, at this moment, doesn’t mean simon isn’t mapping the stretch of your fat, and the ripple of your skin, and the tensing of your muscles as you ride up-up-up, until you are just hovering above the head of his cock.

you had planted your hands on the plane of his stomach, your fingers digging into his fat and you had to rip your eyes away from the beautiful sight it makes—it was always so beautiful when it’s your turn to leave a dimpling touch—to look at him. simon’s biting at his bottom lip to contain his smile. he sees the question in your eyes; the way you’re still asking for permission like the good pup you are. he lets out a quiet chuckle and gives a single nod. then, you’re dropping down.

pleasure explodes from within you, your mind pressing against the cages of your skull at the ripping intensity, and simon didn’t need to say more, do more, before you begin to ride him in earnest, using him to chase your orgasm.

he’s offered himself up to you, after all—

oh, what a good daddy he is.