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Clearing out my camera roll 9941/?

[sukirichi]

BONTEN DADDIES BRINGING THEIR BABIES TO WORK

⊹ mikey, haitani ran, haitani rindou, kakucho hitto, kokonoi hajime, haruchiyo sanzu

⊹ unedited. baby fever. requested. slight crack. i believe in daddy! haitani supremacy. also for kokonoi’s part, it’s based on a real life situation where i attended my friend’s birthday party and his baby bro came in carried by their dad with sports car keys and chains LMAO. implications of sanzu being a crackhead.

♡ — MIKEY !

Mikey is hesitant at first. He prefers to keep his private life exactly that – private. The thought of bringing his toddler, who can barely walk and is still happily slobbering at his shirt, doesn’t sit well with him. But when push comes to shove and babysitters becomes busy at the same time you’re occupied with work, he’s left with no choice but to attend his Bonten meeting, his two year old daughter tugging at the ends of his platinum hair while Kokonoi discusses the agenda.

Well, more like trying to discuss the agenda, since there’s no point going over the details when their leader isn’t listening.

Mikey’s attention is solely on his daughter, cooing and poking at her cheeks each time her small, chubby hands grab at his face. “What is it, love?” he asks, brows furrowed and looking much too constipated for a man holding a giggling child. “Milk? You want milk? Maybe cookies or—”

“Uh,” Kakucho cuts in, a hand raised to get his attention. “We can continue this another time, Mikey. It’s no rush. We’ll wait for you when you’re free to discuss our next mission.”

♡ — HAITANI RAN !

Ran has been waiting for as long as you can imagine to bring his baby to work. He’ll never say it out loud, but your husband has practically been itching to present your twins the moment you birthed them, the excitement in his eyes enough to let you know he wants to show off as usual. He never got the chance, though, much to his approval, until an important overseas trip comes up with your work that he’s forced to drive to Bonten Headquarters in all his glory – shades perched atop his nose, expensive suit pressed to a tee, guards opening the car doors for him and boom.

Haitani Ran, Bonten Executive, steps out with baby carriers attached to his lean body. One bubbling baby in the front, and another gurgling one in the back.

“Yeah, they’re cute, aren’t they?” he smirks, basking in the attention the staff drowns him and the babies with. Everyone coos at how they have his father’s eyes and your smile, your husband’s chest practically swelling with pride at the praises. “Of course I make the cutest babies. Have you seen me and my wife? This was to be expected!”

Oh, it only gets worse when he finally gets to the floor where all the Bonten Executives are gathered for an early meeting turned to a simple hang out because Sanzu was too out of it to pay attention.

Seeing that everyone’s eyes were on him, Ran places his babies down and lets them crawl all over the carpeted floor, laughing when Kakucho and Kokonoi crouch down to hold their tiny hands in their larger ones. “Look at you!” Kakucho beams, holding Ran’s kid by placing them on his knee, “You’re an adorable little thing! Did you come here today to play with Daddy’s friends?”

“Huh,” Rindou speaks up from the end of the table, “I’m surprised you made it here alive and your wife actually trusted you with the kids.”

“Hey, I’m a good daddy!”

“Dada!” his baby playing with Uncle Kokonoi cheers, their chubby cheeks rounded at the sight of their father.

“Yeah, I’m your dadda!”

♡ — HAITANI RINDOU !

Rindou isn’t sure whether he dreads coming to work with his son or he’s excited about it. Sure, like his older brother, he also wants his friends to meet his son, but there’s still that looming voice at the back of his head reminding him they’re not exactly the gentlest people to be around. First, there was Mikey with his dark impulse that no one can predict coming, then there’s Sanzu who’s always doing questionable things under the influence.

Sucking in a breath, Rindou pushes the door open into the Bonten office, surprised when everyone in the room stops what they’re doing and crowd him and his baby.

Anxiety settles on his nerves as Sanzu approaches first, eyes wide with curiosity when he reaches a slender finger out. The baby on his arms clap his hands to clasp Sanzu’s finger, looking up to the pink haired man who lets out a wow at how innocent the child is. “He’s so...small,” Sanzu comments, and Rindou – always the overprotective father – watches with a close eye on Sanzu. Thankfully, he doesn’t do anything weird. “This your kid, Rindou? Does he know his daddy breaks limbs or something?”

“Shut up, Sanzu,” he flicks his hand away from his kid, cuddling his baby who happily nips at his own little fists closer to his chest. “Hands off my kid.”

♡ — KAKUCHO HITTO !

Best Daddy Kakucho is not the least bit ashamed when he arrives to Bonten Headquarters, intimidating with his hard frown and rigid shoulders, yet wholly enticing with a baby girl nestled into his chest, her tiny hands clutching at her daddy’s suit in shyness.

All the Bonten Executives are unable to focus on their work when Kakucho is walking around with a kitten headband placed on him by his lovely daughter, shaking a pink toy every now and then in between discussions to entertain her. He does it all with such a straight face that no one can take him seriously, and Kakucho finally hands the pacifier to his daughter when Kokonoi snorts behind his hands, sharp eyes crinkling in laughter.

“What’s so funny?”

“You are,” he snickers, “We’re literally here discussing about the black market and you’ve got heart stickers on your face. Plus, you weren’t so quiet when you sang along nursery rhymes with her. It’s kinda funny.”

Kakucho frowns in confusion. “Fatherhood is not a joke, Kokonoi, there is nothing to find funny.”

♡ — KOKONOI HAJIME !

Koko is surprisingly a good father. He’s calm each time his daughter cries, shooting out of his seat in an instant to pat her back and cradle her side to side, pressing kisses on her forehead to help her calm down. 

His parenting skills come to him like second nature, but it’s not what makes his fellow Bonten Executives shake their heads at him, groaning in frustration like the fellow dads they are when he arrives.

It’s because he comes in holding his daughter proudly, attached to him by the waist, but it’s the car keys and 24 carat necklaces hanging off her Ralph Lauren boydsuit and neck that makes the Bonten men shake their heads at him.

“Kokonoi, no,” Kakucho raises his hand in disbelief before gesturing at the baby, “That’s just not right, man!”

“What? I didn’t wear a belt today so I thought why not put the car keys on her pants,” he pokes his daughter’s cheeks, causing the little girl to instinctively capture the finger in her small hands. Chuckling at how cute she is, Kokonoi leans down to nudge noses with her. “Daddy’s friends are just jealous that you’re richer than all of them combined, sweetheart, don’t pay attention to them. You look great.”

♡ — HARUCHIYO SANZU !

The moment Sanzu walks in with his son in his arms, it’s chaos. His son is every bit like his daddy in which they’re always itching to move, greedily grabbing at things like Sanzu’s tie or his mullet while babbling nonsense. It would’ve been fine if Sanzu managed to actually play the father role well, but instead, he’s pretending to bite back the fingers approaching his way when his son comes to play.

“Ah, no, not the hair!” he groans, gentle as he pries off his son’s grubby hands. Wagging a finger at him, Sanzu narrows his eyes playfully. “No. Bad boy. No treats tonight if you keep hurting Daddy. Mommy’s not home tonight so you’re not getting spoiled.”

Ran grimaces from the seat across from him. “Why’re you talking to him like he’s a dog?”

“He’s a little rascal, that’s what he is,” Sanzu says, elevating his knees so his baby boy could lean against them before he tickles his sides. The infant giggles at the action, and soon, the father and son duo’s laughter echo around the whole room until Kakucho is sighing from the front seat, sending a pleading look to the only man in the room who could tone down the noise. “Aw, look at you, you’re so cute! Who’s a good boy now, huh?”

“Sanzu,” interrupts Mikey, bored eyes dead set on the man who freezes at the sound of his name. “Don’t talk to him like that. Your wife will get mad at you.”

Pulling his hands by his sides innocently, Sanzu blinks before positioning his kid on his lap. The Bonten men thinks he’s got the message, the rest of them nodding in agreement that the meeting should go on. That is, until, they see Sanzu use his baby as a chin rest while simultaneously using both hands to massage the baby’s ears, the child on his lap slapping his palms on the counter each time Kakucho tries to speak.

“Sanzu! He’s not a chin rest!”

[sukunasbabymama]

Their friend is a mom.

⌗Pairing: Tokyo Manji Gang.

⌗ Warnings: those guys themselves cuz they’re menaces, cursing, slightly mention of cheating (?). I’m not good with warnings I’m sorry.

⌗ A/N: Aight aight let’s say this is the last part of me thinking about tomans boy having a childhood friend that is a mom.

⟿ Part one is here.

⟿ Part two is here.

All right so, now the baby is a toddler? Yeah, that’s good, and she doesn’t feel like a burden to any of the guys because after all these years not once has they show any signs of disgust towards her or all the situation.

Now Draken goes to Mikey’s house to wake Mikey, his child and Y/N up. Catch him “EVERYBODY WAKE UP, ITS 9AM WE ARE LATE” when it’s just 7am.

“Ken dadda, it’s too early” the child would say while opening their arms so Draken could take them to the bathroom for a quick shower.

“I know baby but remember we have to have breakfast together, yeah?” Draken said while setting the water so it’s not cold.

And you can say it’s an obligation to have breakfast with almost all the captains; it began when Y/N was pregnant and they wanted to be all over her out of curiosity of the pregnancy, but then they fought to be the one to give food to the baby and now they want to be around the toddler just because.

“Have you fight someone at school, my baby?~” Said Smiley with the most genuine smile ever while everybody was judging his ass.

“Nop, Hoya dadda”

“EH? Why noooot?” mf has the audacity to look offended that a child haven’t fight, HELLO?

“Taka dadda said kids that fight are bad, and bad kids don’t eat ice cream” Mitsuya has the proudest smile ever while Smiley was judging him now lmao.

Finding a stable school was a hard mission and let me tell you why: Baji Keisuke.

Since Baji don’t skip school because of his goal of upgrading his grades he proposed to put the child in the same school and everyone agreed, i mean, everything is all right when he even went out of his way changing his appearance just to look smarter, and Chifuyu was there too.

Wrong.

Couple months in and Y/N received a call from the principal office because Baji apparently threatened a teacher that “badmouthed his child”? while the school didn’t do anything to him directly because they thought he was just trying to be the hero of the day who was gonna believe he has a child for gods sake, Y/N didn’t stop receiving calls because her child would jump out of their classroom screaming “Kei daddaaaa” every time they saw Baji, and they saw him a lot cause mf took any excuse to walk over there.

Things went downhill when THE teacher went directly to her coffee shop (yes, now our miss is owner of her own shop) because magically his car was set on fire and this bitch has the audacity to play dumb like she doesn’t know who did it, but she heard everything he has to say; so the teacher went to warned her because this kid from school seems to like her child too much and is willing to threat teachers and worse and he suspects that he was the one that set his car on fire but the school don’t believe him because he’s not blood related or anything to the child. She’s all “omg I can’t believe kids these days, they are so violent!!!” HOE IT WAS ONE OF YOUR HUSBANDS?¿

She would never say something to get him expelled but that day she actually whooped Baji’s ass when he went to the shop, and he was all smiles taking every weak punch that she thought it was doing damage.

Because she knew things weren’t going to end there she put her child in the same school Takemichi was going and it was good, Hina was there and even the Mizo Middle were a better option than Baji and Chifuyu, and the last one it’s not a good option because like Mikey: He’s a simp for Baji.

If you see Mikey with a purple eye, no you didn’t 🤫 She whopped his ass too the day she found out he took the child from school to take them to eat ice cream IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS, she went off on him “DO YOU THINK MY CHILD IS TAKEMICHI?” but she didn’t do anything to Draken because she knows that even tho he wouldn’t condone any of this, Mikey was the menace.

After school it would be Peh Yan and Pah the ones in charge to take them to the coffee shop and more times than you can count half of the gang would be there already: because their child was there they tried not to curse or scream and because of this they didn’t scare other clients, so she arranged them a corner and now at least the founders don’t have to go to abandoned buildings for meetings.

Mitsuya, Draken and her were in charge of any school reunion and by now she felt too powerful to even get offended about the others judgmental eyes; She was with a 6’0ft cutie with a fuckin tattoo in his head and a guy that she was SURE was prettier than all of those old ladies husbands combined. 🙄

The judgemental eyes were astronomical when the child had to perform omg imagine all the damn captains and vice captains taking all the damn chairs and half of toman outside the theater.

“Excuse me but this isn’t normal, there’s almost 15 people here just for one child” Said one lady.

“Just say your husband is cheating on you with his secretary and that’s why you’re here alone and go, move” Smiley baby WHY SO RUDE? AND WHY ARE YOU SO SPECIFIC?¿

Anyways the child was the happiest in the room seeing all their daddas cheering for them, and they felt so cute with the little outfit their Mitsuya dadda sewed for them.

Y/N actually has two cats because she must really be dumb to think that Baji and Chifuyu would leave their child without one.

The toddler has their own Tomans uniform and its upgraded as they are growing up.

Hakkai it’s doing better now, he still can’t do a whole conversation with Y/N but at least he can walk by her side and hum in agreement or disagreement to whatever she is saying. He forced himself to become less shy around her since his Taka-chan spent so much time with her, also because he likes to have the toddler in his shoulders and sometimes she needs to clean their mouth and stuff like that and he would have to bend down a colosaal.

One time Emma bought a matching outfit for the child, Draken and her and it took 4 hours of begging from her, Y/N and Mikey for Draken to wear it, although he ordered them to take a picture and took the clothes off right after. What a killjoy my boy.

Nobody could imagine that Kazutora could be so damn strict omfg, mf would tag along in any grocery shopping day, just to start picking all kind of fruits and vegetables bc “my child’s gonna be one healthy angel when they grow up”

“You see, instead of those industrial juices, we need to make them natural juice, take that mango over there, I’ll make the juice tonight” and Y/N, Baji, Mikey and Draken are there like 🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾🧍🏾🧍🏾

Despite Smiley asking them almost everyday if they have fights at school and also the fact that all of them are in a gang: They do not allow the child to fight, they don’t curse or talk about bloody stuff in front of them and the toddler is really sweet like their dadda Mitsuya but also chaotic like their dadda Nahoya.

The child is pretty okay with having so much father figures and even has mastered the knowledge of who to ask about certain things. They would go running to Angry if they want to go out to the park and if they have homework they would go to Draken, if they want sweets they would go to Peh yan behind their mothers and Kazutora back.

There was a time where the child went to the coffee shop with a small bruise on their face and hell was about to be bring to earth by the tokyo manji gang, Baji was planing on beating the kid’s fathers and brothers ass and Smiley was already getting ready to go with him.

“Are they worse than you?” Would say Sanzu out of nowhere and everybody looked at him like ???¿ SIR?

“Yess uncle Zu!!! They said my mommy it’s a bad woman with a lot of boyfriends so I did to them what Kei dadda did to uncle Mitchy!!” The toddler said with a proud smile, but Y/N was getting ready to throw a hot espresso at Baji’s face.

“DID YOU LET THEM SEE YOU WHOOP TAKEMITCHYS ASS?”

“I DIDN’T!! I AM AN ANGE—”

“YOU ARE A MENACE!!”

“That too, but forreal, I haven’t even beat Takemitchy in a while” Takemichi looked offended in the corner.

“That’s my baby!” Says Mikey giving them a high five and Y/N it’s just 🤨 but he’s 😌

“Manjiro, stop”

“You know disrespect towards you it’s not allowed, it wasn’t when you were pregnant, neither when they were little, what makes you think it’s allowed now?” She just went and hugged him real tight bc wow they’re are such good souls and they take care of her and her baby so much wow.

“I love you guys”

“We love you too, princess”

“And meeeee?” Says the child offended as fuck.

“We love you too, angel”

A lot of gramatical errors but let’s gooo.

Hope you like it, lmao.♡︎

[heard-near-the-lmanhole]

awwww that's sweet!

okay so, basically after... Well, you know what happened with L'manberg, i kinda moved to Snowchester for a more peaceful life. Staring again n all of that. It's very chill over there ngl, and people worked hard to build houses and shops! I mean there's the myth that we have a nuclear program but, eh, that's kinda an urban legend at this point.

And one day right, i was on my mary way when i see ex president tubbo anxiously talking w his husband. So obviously i come over to say hi, i mean that's basic education...

I don't even get to the house door before tubbo snaps his head to me and yells "YOU! DO YOU WANT TO BE A NANNY?"

Turns out he and ranboo had to go do, and i quote, "prison stuff" with ex vp tommy...? But they had no one to leave michael with. And i just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

so yeah, guess who stays with mikey when dadda and papa are out. But he's a lovely child tho so I'm not complaining, and besides ranboo pays me 10 diamond per visit so-

:D

Lucky you! That's really good compensation, especially if the kid is well behaved. To think you got the job almost by accident :o

[teenage-mutant-ninja-freak]

IM BACK I FIGURED OUT AN ASK!! TURT DADS HC

This one is a challenge, freakin’ bring it on!

((also is there anything cuter than these guys as dads??))

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How the boys are are fathers

Leo

An excellent dad

super attentive and supportive when you first got pregnant although he was worried about how it would turn out considering he’s a mutant turtle and you’re a human

in the delivery room with you holding your hand and whispering support the entire time

co-parenting for the win

does his fair share and then some

will get up and bring the baby to you to feed them in the middle of the night

this kid is the apple of his eye, seriously

takes a lot more care on the job now that he has a kid and baby-mumma to support at home

super careful, lets Donnie do all of the baby’s check ups and is right there by your side for each one

when the kid is old enough he starts training them!

reluctant to let anyone else hold the baby, can’t be too careful about that one

when your baby first starts to walk- the pride in this man’s eyes is unreal

honestly he’s proud of everything this kid does

will be the bad-guy-dad if he has to

not super strict but there are clear rules the your kid has to follow

there is a naughty corner and Leo may or may not refer to this as the “baby-Hashi”

Raph

oh this big softie?

terrified when he first finds out you’re expecting

comes around pretty quickly though

walks in and out of the delivery room because he hates seeing you in pain like that but wants to be there for you

will let your kid get away with murder

hates being the bad guy

the softest dad in the world

many nights you’ve come home to find Raph asleep on his back with the baby snoring on his stomach 

god help you if you have a girl when she’s old enough to date

no one is good enough for his little princess

a pretty attentive dad, always reluctant to do too much as he’s so big and strong he’s scared he’ll hurt the baby

will not put your kid down once he’s holding them though

many nights he’s fallen asleep in the baby’s room just staring at this wonderful little thing you made together

won’t stop buying them stuff

the lair is becoming overrun with toys and blankets and games that Raph’s acquired for the baby

big on bath time

always gets soaked when your kid starts splashing him and he will splash back

Mikey

nervous when he finds out

comes around easily tho

cuts the umbilical cord as well and places the baby in your arms

the fun dad™️

5 months after your first kid he’s begging you for another

heavy sleeper so he doesn’t always wake up from the baby crying but he still does his part

peekaboo and hide and seek are his faves

he loves feeding the baby

and eating the baby’s food when they’re not taking it

“he/she’s gonna grow up to be a ninja, just like his/her dadda”

calls himself dadda or daddy a lot

it’s really quite cute

plays dress up with the kid a lot

he is often princess Mikey complete with tiara and everything

story time is Mikey time

he does all the voices differently and your kid begs for him instead of you at bed time

teaches them how to skateboard

you have to have a talk with him about doing it safely and buying a helmet and arm/knee pads and all that

“do you have a little boo-boo, here, come to dadda”

Donnie

Thrilled when he finds out you’re pregnant 

he’s done all the maths and knows everything should be fine

delivers the kid himself

very attentive parent

nearly cried when your baby says their first words

buys them lots of mental stimulation toys

“our baby is going to grow up to be a genius”

he says this a lot

the kid needs glasses just like their dad

he helps them with their homework while you cook dinner

this is kind of a bonding ritual for them

will not let them train until he considers them old enough

really wants them to have a full childhood instead of being preoccupied with ninja stuff

learns to put a diaper on anything and i mean anything

put one on Mikey’s face while he was sleeping one time

does all the check ups on you and the baby himself

loves bottle feeding the kid when they’re old enough

reads to them a lot as well, always educational things but not too advance for a toddler

designs and builds the crib  himself and the little baby mobile that hangs above it

safety 1st dad all the way

makes Leo the godparent 

[writingarchangels]

Trick-or-Treat aka ‘Getting Free Candy’ (Michifer) HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Pairing: Michael X Lucifer

Word count: 2.3K

Where Gabriel 'convinces' - read; forces - to get Michael & Lucifer to go Trick-or-Treating with him. They have to dress up as well to 'play the part' and 'for the whole experience.'

"You want me to do what?!" Lucifer nearly shrieked, openly gawking at Gabriel who had yet another ridiculous idea. Lucifer did not feel like dealing with Gabriel and his Gabrielness today.

"I want you and Michael to take me and Jack trick-or-treating," Gabriel repeater himself with a casual shrug.

"Why?!"

"Because it's Halloween and we want candy."

"Gabriel, I'm not sure if you've realized it or not, but Michael is still locked up in The Cage," Lucifer said slowly, wondering if his younger brother had officially lost it.

The younger Archangel gave him an almost sheepish look. "I broke him out actually," he said, awkwardly readjusting his wings. "Raphael once found a way to break open The Cage without the use of the key and I managed to find it as well."

"Michael is free?!" Lucifer screeched yet again, his voice sounding shrill even to his own ears.

"Getting ready in the next room actually," Gabriel replied, pointing towards a door somewhere at their left. "But that's not the point. You have to go with us as well or it won't be complete."

"Why don't you ask Sam or someone to go with you?" Lucifer asked with a face palm.

Even with his covered face, he was aware of Gabriel's pout. "Because I want you to take me," he said. Uncovering his face, he was startled to discover that Gabriel had gotten closer to him; looking at him with his hand bought together underneath his chin, eyes large and teary, and a huge pout with trembling lips. "Please, Luci? Please, please, pretty please?!" Gabriel asked him.

Eyes widening himself, the Devil took a small step backward as he held his hands up. "Okay, I'll go with you. Just please stop looking like that!"

A face-splitting grin formed on Gabriel's face. "Michael found a costume for you so go put it on," Gabriel grinned up at him.

Lucifer grew doubtful with the look he was receiving, but before he could question him about said 'costume,' Gabriel had already skipped away. A deep sigh slipping past his lips, Lucifer went over towards the door Michael was behind - according to Gabriel, if Gabriel could be trusted - and he pushed it open in one go, knowing that if he lingered, he wouldn't be able to do so.

He wasn't prepared for what he saw.

An inhuman screech tore out of his throat. He staggered back, tripped over his feet, and landed on his bum as the lights above his head combusted and windows shattered from his true voice. He could do nothing but stare at Michael in utter horror, not sure where he was supposed to look but finding himself unable to look away from the other Archangel.

Michael wore sparkling white pants. Very tight pants that nicely fit around his hips, directing Lucifer's attention to his nicely formed ass. He gulped loudly and forced his eyes to look up, scanning over a white shirt to Michael's amused expression. And then Lucifer noticed what he was holding, what his costume was supposed to be.

Unable to help himself, he screamed again.

Down the hall, he could hear Gabriel laughing at his reaction. The ass probably knew this all along, he thought.

"Will you please stop screeching like that?" Michael asked, pulling a face. "The first time we see each other after many years and you start screeching at my face in such a way that would put a banshee to shame."

"I'm not going to wear that!" Lucifer yelled, pointing an accusing finger at the 'thing' he was supposed to be wearing. "No way!"

Michael shrugged, holding the thing up so they could both get a better look. "I don't think it's that bad honestly," he commented with a tilt of his head, "it suits you."

"How?!" Was all Lucifer said as he stared at the devil horns and tail the other was holding. That, and what appeared to be a tight-fitting, sparkling dark red suit with matching pants.

"It's sparkling," Michael replied dreamily, already off in Michael-land. "We can match." And that was when Lucifer noticed the fake halo dangling above Michael's head.

He already started shaking his head, holding up his hands. "Please don't make me do this."

Michael looked up and pouted. Damn it, what's with everyone and pouting today? He wondered.

"Come on, Lu. We never celebrated Halloween before. Gabriel's right, this could be fun." Michael said and again, Lucifer got pulled in.

~~

"Why do I have to be the demon?" Lucifer complained loudly when Michael was busy readjusting the fake devil horns on top of his head.

"Because you created them," Michael simply spoke.

He huffed and glared down at his ass, more specifically, the fake pointed tail attached to his belt, which got a complaint from Michael and the other gripping his chin, so Lucifer would look at him again. "Don't look away when I'm working on your horns," Michael huffed as Lucifer moved his glare towards the other's fake halo, annoyed by how it bounced around without a care in the world.

"Are you done?" He asked.

"As a matter of fact, Mister Impatient," Michael spoke as he stepped back, an amused grin forming on his lips, "I am."

"Great, let's get Gabriel and Jack and go."

~~

"Gabriel!" Lucifer called out, scowling when the younger Archangel didn't immediately answer him.

"Don't get your feathers in such a twist. This will be fun," Michael commented from next to him.

Lucifer couldn't help but roll his eyes, feeling as if their roles had been switched. "Since when do you even care about 'fun?'" He asked, remembering how serious Michael used to be. He couldn't help but give him a curious sidelong glance.

Michael refuses to meet his eyes. "I had a lot of time to think in the Cage after you left."

Not knowing how to reply to that, Lucifer choose for the safe option and kept his mouth shut, not wanting to say something he would regret, and which would end up ruining whatever was between them.

The sound of patting feet came from the distance and Lucifer looked up... and saw nothing. Something ran against him and clutched on his leg, making him stubble slightly and look down to see a small child who couldn't be much older than four. The boy hung tightly to his leg much like a baby koala would. And was completely wrapped up in toilet paper, covering his clothes and even going around his head and soft light brown hair.

Lucifer stared at Michael. "Do you also see a kid or am I definitely losing it now?" He couldn't help but ask.

Michael was already staring down at the small boy with a blank expression. "Adorable," he muttered almost in awe. Lucifer decided to take that as a 'yes', Michael saw the kid too.

Rolling his eyes, Lucifer snapped his fingers in front of Michael's face to snap him out of wherever he was in Michael-land right now. The latter blinked and shook his head.

Tilting his head, he stared down at the child who was muttering something that suspiciously sounded like 'nougat' and 'dadda'. At that, Lucifer's eyes widened drastically. And he screeched, yet again, utterly horrified by what he found out. "Jack?!"

The child looked up and Lucifer was met with a single clear-blue eye. The other was covered with a black eye-patch. It was definitely Jack. "Wello!" Jack said in a small-child voice.

With his mouth agape, Lucifer reached down and picked up his son, holding him above his head, still gawking in disbelief. Jack waved his arms around as he giggled. A dying noise came from deep within Lucifer's throat. "Son, who did this to you?!" But before he had even finished his sentence, he already knew. There's only one who would dare turn his precious son into a toddler. He spoke the name as if he was speaking the world's greatest curse. "Gabriel."

Jack giggled again and clapped his hands. "Gabey!" He blabbered out, confirming Lucifer's suspicions.

Still holding Jack, he turned towards Michael, who had nearly wrung his wings together in one big sparkling blue knot. Lucifer didn't even know it was possible to do that to angel wings. Michael was cooing loudly, appearing to be dying on the spot. "Michael!"

Michael's head snapped up, but he cooed again when Lucifer pressed Jack against his chest and cradled his head. "Michael, shut up and help me find that flamboyant bitch of a Gabriel."

"Here I am!" A new voice piped up.

Lucifer spun around. And looked down again to see a younger version of Gabriel's vessel - about six years old - standing before them, giving them a toothy grin and wearing a dog suit. "It that... a corgi suit?" Lucifer wondered aloud, recognizing the tail-less breed.

Michael cooed again when he noticed a tiny version of Gabriel.

"Michael! Snap out of it!" Lucifer nearly whined. Jack wrapped his tiny hands around his neck and Lucifer's eyes widened as he cooed himself at the affection his child was showing. When he realized what he was doing, he put the scowl back on his face.

In the corner of his eye, Michael had flung himself at toddler-Gabriel and appeared to be hugging him closely while cooing all over the now-fledgling. Gabriel's eyes had widened in horror and slowly Lucifer could see him regret his decision of turning himself and Jack into kids. "Halp!" He called out, making grabby hands towards Lucifer. "I'm going to die!"

Michael took one of his own wings and rubbed it over Gabriel's head, something he always used to do with the fledglings to calm them down if Lucifer remembered correctly. Lucifer thought it was a fitting punishment, being fussed over by Michael, so he left Gabriel to him.

"Sorry, bro," he shrugged, nodding towards Jack, "my hands are full."

Gabriel decided to turn towards Michael. "Come on, Mikey. Let me go. I cannot collect candy when you're holding me like this!"

Then Lucifer realized something. "Why are the two of you even kids?"

It was Jack who answered. "More candy!" He babbled in his kid voice. Lucifer figures that was a valid enough reason, and he would never dare say it aloud, but they looked adorable like this.

"There's also something I've been wondering about," he said to Jack, leaving Gabriel to Michael, "I get that Gabriel is a dog... but what are you supposed to be?"

Jack gave him a large grin. "A piwate mummy!"

"Of course, I should have known. A pirate mummy."

"Help!" Gabriel called out again in yet another distress call.

Deciding that he had enough punishment, Lucifer stepped closer and said, "Michael, it's enough. Let's go."

Michael gave him a wide-eyed look and held a struggling Gabriel closer, still rubbing Gabriel's head with his wing. "My fledgling," he muttered.

Gabriel made some high-pitched disagreeing noises. "Oh, shut up, Gabe. You have nothing to say," Lucifer told him, "you should have known that you would turn on Michael's mother instincts looking like this."

Seeing that Michael had no intention of letting Gabriel go, Lucifer readjusted Jack in his hold and slammed Michael's butt. A shriek left Michael's lips and he let go of Gabriel, who went behind Lucifer with a flutter of his wings.

Giving Michael an innocent look, he sidestepped him, opened the door and stepped outside at least. Gabriel didn't waste a second in sprinting past his legs and running circles on the street in front of the house they were in.

"Who's house is it even?" Michael asked from next to him, recovered from having his butt slapped.

"No idea," Lucifer truthfully replied, giving him a smirk, "does it matter?"

Michael shrugged. "Not really. Let's just go."

~~

"Why aren't you letting Jack walk on his own?"

Lucifer gave Michael an almost offended look. "Have you seen how small he is?!" He shrieked, getting a few looks from other families and groups of kids that were out trick or treating. "He might fall over and hurt himself!"

"Nwougat," Jack said from his hold, face nuzzled somewhere against his neck.

Patting his back, Lucifer said, "Yes, you will get your nougat. You even already have some bars, remember?" As it to prove his point, Lucifer held up a paper bag that was almost halfway filled with candy, including nougat bars. Noting that Michael was looking at them, he added, "What is it?"

"You're adorable with him."

Nearly choking on his own spit, Lucifer tried to formulate a decently smart reply, but his tongue caught in his throat as his voice completely failed him. If angels could blush, he figured he would be bright red by now.

"You actually love trick or treating, don't you?" Gabriel asked from in front of them, walking backward so he could look at them, a large grin on his face. "Especially since you also got some candy yourself."

Ruffling up his sparkling pink feathers, Lucifer managed to find his voice again. "Shut up, you ass," the Devil spoke. "Who doesn't loves getting free candy?" He decides to ignore Michael cooing at him, thinking that he needed to get it together - especially since the noises Michael made did things to him.  

Gabriel's grin widened. "Luci is a sweet tooth," he sang.

Somehow, he managed not to roll his eyes. "Who was it again who always gave you candy whenever you got upset as a little fledgling?"

"That was you."

"Exactly my point. Everyone is a sweet tooth."

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Things to do in Los Angeles this weekend (2/15- 2/17/19)-

Friday

Hauser & Wirth is hosting the world premiere of CSSC - It Begins - The Coach The Skull and the US premiere of DADDA - Poodle House Saloon, two new films by Los Angeles artist Paul McCarthy, at The Montalbán Theater in Hollywood (free)

LACMA will be running artist Martha Fiennes moving-image artwork Yugen free all day in the Bing Theater with a discussion at 6pm with the artist and actor Julian Sands

Art Buzz returns to ICA LA with a happy hour tour of Maryam Jafri's I Drank the Kool-Aid But I Didn't Inhale led by curator Jamillah James and Director of Learning and Engagement Asuka Hisa, followed by refreshments (free)

Miya Folick is playing at the Lodge Room with Barrie and Kingsbury opening

The 6th Annual Dre Day Los Angeles is taking place at the Echoplex with special guests Battlecat and DJ Melo-D of The Beat Junkies and an evening of Dre-related music

Marc Almond of Soft Cell will be performing a "best of” set at the Globe Theatre along with a DJ set by Hercules & Love Affair, a performance by The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black and more for Sex Cells 2 year anniversary

Storefront Church, Orchin, Harrison Whitford, and Michael Vidal are playing at the Bootleg Theater

Saturday

Mike Krol is playing at the Bootleg Theater with Vertical Scratchers and Heflin opening

In conjunction with Frieze Art Fair and Art Los Angeles Contemporary, Bergamot Station is hosting Art + Brunch, 20+ gallery exhibitions and brunch bites throughout the complex (free)

Or get up early (7am!) and have breakfast at The Geffen Contemporary at MOCA as part of their collaboration with Frieze Los Angeles. It will be followed by conversations between MOCA Director Klaus Biesenbach, Hans Ulrich Obrist and artists Lauren Halsey, Korakrit Arunanondchai, and Luchita Hurtado plus free admission to their current exhibitions

At Hammer Museum, artists Kandis Williams and Devin Troy Strother join gallery director Ebony L. Haynes for a discussion about "the contemporary tensions of presenting the black body as it relates to sexuality, politics, and history" (free)

Writer Doreen St. Felix will be speaking with Amandla Stenberg at The Underground Museum and it's the last weekend to see Deana Lawson: Planes

Broncho are playing at the Lodge Room with Pinky Pinky opening

Facial and SLUGS are opening for JR Slayer at The Hi Hat

Sunday

The Geffen Contemporary at MOCA is hosting a free panel discussion on Zoe Leonard's fictional work The Fae Richard Photo Archive. The history, form and content of the work as well as its current relevance will be discussed by a panel that includes filmmaker Garrett Bradley, noted art historian Huey Copeland, and MOCA Associate Curator Lanka Tattersall with former MOCA Assistant Curator Rebecca Matalon moderating. The work is part of the current exhibition Zoe Leonard:Survey and can be seen at the museum as part of their free weekend admission.

LACMA is hosting a discussion of the legacy of artist Charles White in conjunction with the exhibition Charles White: A Retrospective, with Ilene Susan Fort, the museum's curator emeritus of American art and curator of the Los Angeles venue of the exhibition; Ian White, son of Charles White, an artist in his own right and archivist of his father's work; Judithe Hernández, renown contemporary artist and one of Charles White's students; Kellie Jones, Associate Professor of Art History and Archaeology in African American Studies at Columbia University; and Peter Clothier, noted writer and art critic. (free but tickets required)

At ICA LA, photographer Lucas Blalock and ICA Curator Jamillah James will be discussing his work in conjunction with his solo exhibition at the museum

Mikey Carnevale of The Frights is playing at The Roxy with The Grinns

Milk. are playing at the Bootleg Theater with Andy Fonda and Superbloom opening

Art Fairs running all weekend

Art Los Angeles Contemporary is at the Barkar Hangar ($29 + fees) and there will be a free shuttle to the stARTup Art Fair ($15 + fees online) at The Kinney Hotel if you want to do both in the same day

Frieze Los Angeles is taking place at Paramount Pictures Studios but there are currently only tickets available for the Curated Program which includes the outdoor Studios backlot, artist projects, film and talks but not the indoors gallery section ($20 and only available on Sunday as of this writing)

At The Stalls at Skylight ROW DTLA is the inaugural SPRING/BREAK Art Show ($20 + fees)

Superfine! Art Fair is taking place at DTLA's Magic Box at The Reef with 90% of the artwork ranging from $100- $5000 ($10 entrance fee if purchased online)

Felix LA is a new free contemporary art fair taking place at The Hollywood Roosevelt

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