#daddery

[nfinitefreetime]

'Twas the night before Christmas...

And it has occurred to me that that entire poem is kinda bullshit, because it’s 8:30, all but two of the presents are wrapped and under the tree already, and whatever my wife and I are about to settle down to it is sure as shit not going to be a “long winter’s nap,” because we both know good and goddamn well the boy is going to wake both of us up before seven. There’s no way those children were…

[4o77]

@forgaeven   :   cont.

HE DOESN'T EXPECT MUCH.   Hawkeye's the sort of man that lives through life disregarding when punches might roll. Yet, marvelously, he still manages to find himself taking them as they come along. A joke, of course, is a pleasant sort of punch.  Something more digestible than the unpredictability of warfare.

Trapper, may he one day see him again,   would have rolled his eyes at the other man's pun.   But then he would have smiled softly to himself beneath murky bedsheets,   amused in spite of every fabric in him aching not to give Hawkeye the win. The image alone is nostalgic, despite where it's set, and the joke - in being so profoundly silly -   allows him the leisure of a hearty laugh,   plop against a vacant chair with a palm striking knee as   "Aha-ha-HAAAHs"   guffaw from the deepest nooks of his overused lungs.   "You, uh- HAH- You employ such hysterical wonders on the fairer sex, doctor? I sure do hope you use them on your patients at least. God - ha, please tell me you use them on your patients."

[angelmotifs]

whos winning the girl dad off m night (made an entire film to help his daughter promote her pop music) or bertrand bonello (has made multiple films dedicated to and inspired by his daughter without her knowledge)

[on-a-lucky-tide]

I’m just realizing I never said a gender in my baby ask but I was *also* thinking it would be a daughter because of course. Nik is so very much a girl dad, he has that energy.

Nikprice Army share a brain cell, confirmed.

He would absolutely sit down for the tea party, he would drive them all (child plus friends) to footie practice, he would learn hair, he has the bottomless credit card for the prom dress, he will absolutely fund that expedition she wants to go on to Peru, he surrounds her with strong female role models such as Laswell, Syd, Farah, Iskra, she can fly a small aircraft by 15.

This man was Built for Girl Daddery.

John is in awe. He does his best, they enjoy showing him the things and they both love him very much. Gives the best hugs, reads the best stories and is there the whole time as their cheerleader.

[imperatoralicia]

This image just radiates pure dad energy.

[ihatebnha]

red

im finna call u daddy 😩

VICE VERSA BABE except I wanna be mommy!!!!!❤️❤️❤️

(wdyfm)

[shychangling]

Family relationships time! Step-Dad Wash & Junior (w/ Wash/Tucker)

oh no.. OOOOH NO THIS IS TOO CUTE okay so .. Washington isn’t sure what to think about kids. He doesn’t know how to interact with them. Or play. Or anything. He tried being a good role model for Theta once and that was embarrassing to the eighth degree. But he at least has some experience dealing with kids. or at least AI presenting as children.. and as he learns.. Tucker himself has no idea how to be a dad. So they kind of fumble around being dads together. And Junior realizes he enjoys watching these two idiots of parents fuck up and then laugh at each others expense. + Junior has totally tried to sneak out at least three times when Wash was babysitting him just to see if Wash was paying attention. Turns out catching that kind of childish mischief IS what Wash is good at.

[thevoxybunch]

venomous was like. dam my girlfriend is pregnant i think I'll just fake my death tbh

[draconicmatriarch]

Could Suzaku look up to Val’um more than me?

On one hand, Shahin wanted to wash his hands of his paternity to Kia’s child but on the other hand...this thought made his chest thorny with jealousy.

[nobodystentacle]

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.

[themysterioust]

FE Heroes: Pep Talk

-With Tempest and a Voting Gauntlet, the castle is busier than ever and squads are being re-arranged. Camilla's new outfit for new years has brought her strength down for some reason, much like Chrom's Christmas outfit- so it's time for a training rush!-

Chrom: Olwen, hey there! We're gonna be on Camilla's training squad together so I thought it might be nice to... Olwen?

-Olwen looks up from her book, startled.-

Olwen: Oh, Exalt Chrom. Forgive me, I hadn't heard you.

Chrom: It's fine, but it's unlike you to be so absorbed that you don't notice someone coming. Is everything all right?

Olwen: ...I was just thinking, that's all.

Chrom: About?

Olwen: Me. And my place in this army.

Chrom: That so?

-Chrom sits down next to her.-

Chrom: Tell me about it.

Olwen: Tell you about it?

Chrom: Your thoughts. I can tell something's bothering you so it's gotta be related to what you're thinking about.

Olwen: ...It's about being in the training squad. Is the Summoner sure she wants me in there?

Chrom: Of course she is! Believe me, she was excited to have another chance to use you.

Olwen: Well... why not my brother, Reinhardt?

Chrom: What about him?

Olwen: I only ever see him in the arena and never myself. There's surely a reason- let's not be facetious, he's the better mage. I know that. I HAVE known that. Why not put him out instead?

Chrom: (closes his eyes) Ah... I can relate to how you're feeling. I felt pretty much the same way when I became Exalt- "how can I possibly live up to Emmeryn?" ha, those were some of the most nervous days of my life.

Olwen: ...

Chrom: (opens eyes) And I'm confident that if I can be as strong as my sister, you can be equally strong as your brother. Besides! (grin.) In my world, the Jugdral era is a constant object of fascination for our scholars. And do you know what name comes up the most, outside of Emperor Seliph and King Leif?

Olwen: That's...

Chrom: It's yours, Olwen. Not Reinhardt's. He may be strong, and there may be scholars who know of his power... but every mage in Ylisse has heard of Olwen of New Thracia. (pats her shoulder.) Now come on. Lucina's gonna worry about you if you stay down like this!

Olwen: I-I see. ...Thank you, Exalt Chrom.

Chrom: Hey, anything for my daughter-in-law. Now let's get out there- I'll count on your support!

Olwen: I'll count on yours as well, sir!

[scuddington]

Vader goes to the Calvin and Hobbes Dad School of Daddery, where making your kids build character is the law.

Been hiking a lot lately so I've got hiking on the brain.

[spygender]

me @ red spy: i love him but i understand people disliking him because of the shitty daddery and being french.

me @ blu spy: my son has done nothing wrong, ever.

[radroller]

Gotta charge up his dadderies

[windscattered]

Idea: Rose and Nanu, two polar opposites in Cat Daddery(TM), in a cat shelter AU.

[viviantimmet]

Too Much Time by hix

Lost and alone at the end of the world, Jon decides to try one last idea. It goes wrong, as his ideas usually do, when both the Web and the Spiral decide to interfere with what he's doing. For once the disaster goes his favor. Mostly.

He wouldn't have chosen to go back in time to when he was eight years old. He certainly wouldn't have chosen to catch Elias freaking Bouchard's attention before he's had a chance to do anything. And he cannot believe that his luck is so monumentally bad that he gets adopted by the man who wants to use him to end the world.

Jon has to figure out how to keep Elias away, while saving his friends and the world. And hopefully growing old enough that he can go anywhere on his own and be taken seriously.

22 chapters, over 120,000 words.

Elias is a very bad Dad, Jon is very impulsive, even for Jon, and Gerry is doing his best.

Assumes knowledge up to 160, ignores 167.

Cw for Elias’s bad daddery, and Gerry’s I’m recovering from abuse thought patterns.