#damn he's so mean to Larry

[askthekoopalingsandfriends]

Ay luddy have u ever kissed anyone?

Ludwig: N-No.... Larry: Liar! Ludwig: *angrily shushes him* Larry! Shut up!! Larry: But ya have! Ludwig: *angrily* IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Larry: Yeah- Ludwig: Like you- Larry: ...Damn...rude.

[sysig]

If the rules are “Catch them all” ZEX already has a leg up (Patreon)

[peak-dumbass]

The statements “Larry Butz is much more interesting and important than fans give him credit for, especially at the end of AA1 as Phoenix and Miles’ childhood best friend & with his witness testimony saving Miles from a guilty verdict as well as at the end of AA3 where he is shown genuinely trying to improve himself as a person as Laurice Deauxnim” and “Larry Butz is hard for most people to stand because of his consistent weird moments in AA3 which, along with his constant failing-to-get-with-woman jokes throughout both games, can get annoying and borderline intolerable for some people” are not mutually exclusive.

I really am interested in Larry as a character but god it’s impossible for me to see him as anything other than comedic-relief-that-isn’t-comedic-nor-relieving, I really don’t feel bad when Phoenix is slightly rude towards him cuz I would act the same, if not worse

[hl-obsessed]

i know that the times isn't real and all that, but for someone who joined the fandom in 2022 it really feels like you had 'walls' always. for long years. like it wasn't just two years before that it got released. like it's just four years old. just a baby. he just uncovered his heart like that. what do you mean

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Trump’s Tiktok two-step is a lesson for future presidents

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Remember the Tiktok ban? I know, it was ten million years ago (in Musk years, anyway), so it may have slipped your mind, but let me remind you: Congress passed a law saying Tiktok was banned. Trump said he wouldn't enforce the law. The end.

No, really. I mean, sure, there's a bunch of bullshit about whether Trump will pick up the ban again after Tiktok's grace period ends, depending on whether they sell themselves to his creepy wax museum pal Larry Ellison. Maybe he will. Maybe Tiktok'll buy so many trumpcoins that he forgets about. Whatevs.

The important thing here is: Congress passed a (stupid) law and Trump said, "I've decided not to enforce that law" and then that was it:

https://prospect.org/justice/2025-01-31-trump-administration-test-supreme-court-tiktok/

Sure, there's some big rule of law/checks and balances/separation of powers problems here, and there are plenty of laws I'm mad about Trump not enforcing (like the law that says corporations can't bribe foreign governments, say). But this one? Sure, it's fine. The problem with Tiktok is that it invades our privacy in creepy ways, not that it is owned by a Chinese company. I don't want Zuck or Musk or (especially) Trump invading my privacy.

Congress hasn't passed a consumer privacy law since 1988, when they banned video store clerks from telling newspapers about your VHS viewing habits. That's why Tiktok is a problem. Pass that law, and if any president decides not to enforce it, I'll be mad as hell and I'll be right there in the streets next to you, in head-to-toe CV dazzle, with all my distraction rectangles in Faraday pouches, shlepping a placard bearing the Social Security Numbers of every Cabinet member in giant writing.

But the point is, the president defied Congress, which is a thing that Very Serious Grownups told us radicals Joe Biden mustn't do under any circumstances, lest the resulting constitutional crisis tear the country apart, or, at the very least, alienate so many voters that Donald Trump would become the next president.

We let Very Serious Grownups call the shots, and Donald Trump is president. Maybe we should stop listening to Very Serious Grownups?

Look, presidents ignore Congress's laws all the time. The Comstock Act (which effectively bans transporting pornography and contraception) is almost entirely ignored, and has been for generations (though Trump's creepy Heritage Foundation puppetmasters have promised to bring it back). The Robinson-Patman Act hasn't been enforced since the Reagan years, which is a damned shame, because Robinson-Patman would put Walmart, Amazon, Dollartree and Dollar General out of business (Biden started to enforce Robinson-Patman again during his last year in office):

https://pluralistic.net/2024/08/14/the-price-is-wright/#enforcement-priorities

I'm not trying to say that enforcing (or ignoring) the Comstock Act is the same as ignoring (or enforcing) the Robinson-Patman Act. The Comstock Act is bad, and the Robinson-Patman Act is good. I am capable of making that moral judgment, and I would like to have a president who does the same.

The fear about Trump ignoring the laws and procedures is justified, but not because of the damage he's doing to laws and procedures – it's because of the damage he's doing to the people of this country and the world.

Take the records that Trump has destroyed – vital data about public health and other subjects (thankfully, most of this was saved from destruction by the Internet Archive). The most important fact about that act of destruction is the harm that will result from it, not the failure to follow procedure.

There are plenty of times in which I am OK with people ignoring the law and destroying records. In 1943, Dutch guerrillas bombed the civil registry building in Amsterdam, to keep the records of where Jews and other disfavored minorities lived out of the hands of occupying Nazis. The firefighters on the scene kept their hoses running until any paper that hadn't been burned was reduced to slurry:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1943_Amsterdam_civil_registry_office_bombing

I'm fine with destroying records that wicked, vicious authoritarians would use to harm my neighbors.

Remember when Biden tried to cancel student debt? He could have started off by destroying the records of who owed what, so when the courts overturned his administrative action, it would have been hard or impossible to collect on the debts that were still held on federal books, or whose records the feds had (no, I'm not suggesting that Nazi death camp deportations are equivalent to unjust student debt collections, but if you agree that sometimes it's OK to illegally destroy records, then all we're left with is haggling over the specifics).

Sure, this would have been a constitutional crisis, but, as Ryan Grim says, "It is apparently unconstitutional for the president to instruct the Department of Education to restructure and forgive some student loan debt but it is ok for DOGE chair Elon Musk to just get rid of the whole department. Anywho."

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1888973174819164663?t=Cd8fl4FWjY5zsOlQWZGv4g

Canceling debt isn't forgiving debt. Student borrowers have been preyed upon by colleges and lenders. People who borrowed $79.000 and paid back $190,000 can somehow still owe $236,000 do not need to be forgiven, because (unlike Trump) they haven't sinned. Rather, their debts need to be canceled (like Trump):

https://pluralistic.net/2020/12/04/kawaski-trawick/#strike-debt

Trump's shown us what a president should do when the courts get in their way: fight back. Worst case scenario is the court prevails, and a bunch of Fedsoc judges (up to and including the Supreme Court) set binding precedent that reduces the power of the president, which would be, you know, great. Best case scenario: Americans are freed from these crippling, fraudulent debts and, you know, vote for Democrats and against Trump, instead of staying home because they don't feel like the Democrats have their back.

Defying unjust court decisions isn't Trumpian – it's Rooseveltian. Roosevelt (following in Lincoln's footsteps) spent years discrediting and weakening the Supreme Court's power, using his bully pulpit to rob them of authority and build the political will to pack the court, which he was on the brink of doing when the Supreme Court surrendered:

https://pluralistic.net/2020/09/20/judicial-equilibria/#pack-the-court

Democrats developed an online organizing playbook, and it worked, so Republicans took it, improved on it, and won elections. Republicans have developed a devastatingly effective constitutional hardball playbook. Democrats should steal that playbook and run with it:

https://pluralistic.net/2024/10/18/states-rights/#cold-civil-war

I rang doorbells, made phone calls, and shelled out money for Democrats in the last cycle because I wanted them to do stuff that helps Americans, not because I wanted them to follow procedures. The fact that Trump is building offshore concentration camps and has deported our neighbors to them (to name just one of many cheap dystopian fanfics that Trump is LARPing) should be the kind of five-alarm fire that sent South Korean lawmakers scaling the barricades last month.

This is the kind of crisis where I'd expect Democrats on the Hill, at a minimum, to be refusing to give Trump and the GOP anything. Call quorum on every vote. Debate every amendment. Raise every objection. Vote against everyting. Do not confirm a single appointee. And any elected Dem that refuses to play along? Kick 'em out of the caucus. Oh, we can't afford to do that because we can't afford to lose a single lawmaker? How did that work out with Kirsten Synema and Joe Manchin? Shoulda kicked them out after the first vote, shoulda raised money for any real Dem willing to primary them. Should have shunned them in the hallways and refused to invite them to the Christmas parties. We should do that to Fetterman. Party unity got us nothing under Biden. Party unity got us Trump. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome isn't actually the formal definition of insanity, but it is nevertheless very, very stupid.

For the past four years, Very Serious Grownups in the Democratic machine kept telling us that we couldn't expect the president to do anything, or Congress to do anything, or the Senate to do anything, because the Republicans would stop them. Or the courts would stop them. Why fight when you know you're gonna lose? Because sometimes, you'll win. And even if you lose, you'll go down fighting.

Better yet, if you lose in just the right way, you'll force Trump's judges to take away powers from the President and the administrative agencies – take away the powers Trump is now wielding like a sledgehammer.

If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2025/02/11/you-and-what-army/#student-debt

[aviradasa]

Hi :) ! I hope you're doing well <3 . I was wondering if you could do some Larry Johnson x chubby!fem!reader hdcns, along with some Sal Fisher ones too ? 🖤 Ily !!

Yesss there is not enough chubby reader on here, and as a chubbier girl myself, I couldn't wait to write this!! And Ilyt 🖤🖤 I hope you enjoy these Lil HCs

Larry and sal x Chubby!Fem!reader HCs

Separately of course

{Fluff} Warnings: some swearing,mentions of creeps but that's it.

Masterlist

Larry:

Ok, to start, Larry with a Chubby Reader is a match made in heaven

He doesn't care you got a Lil meat on your bones his literal catchphrase is

"Well, there's just more of you to love."

He lives by it.

You will never see him be one of those guys that tells you not to eat something cause 'you gotta lose a few pounds'

Naw he don't give a fuck. It's your body he loves you no matter what.

Also, I've touched on it in the past, but I think Larry is a touchy guy.

Like not even in an inherently sexual way, it's literally just how he shows love

With you, it's all hugs,kisses,cuddles,grabs, and squeezes.

He loves how soft your skin feels even in the spots with bumps or stretchmarks he still loves it.

He would lowkey like to trace your stretchmarks. Or maybe paint them. I could see him turning your stretchmarks into like a cool as lightning piece.

Also, he would love just laying on you. He gets hella comfortable just laying on your thighs.

And if he gets the chance to fall asleep on them. That's it he's out like a light for hours.

But if you move, he will wake up and be like

"Where the fuck are you going?"

He's also your number 1 defender/Protector

cause ain't nobody gonna talk to his girl in a way he don't like.

Someone makes fun of your weight.

Well, now they are insecure about their own.

He's all about treating others how they treat you.

He has and will make a bully insecure the same way they made you insecure, but while he does it, he's talking you up the whole time

Cause you're perfect.

Now, if someone is hitting on you, he's lowkey proud like

"Yeah, my girls, great, and nobody else can have her"

But if they are making you uncomfortable or just downright fetishizing you ( i hate when this happens and if it happens to you to im so sorry)) he's getting you tf outta there, and who knows. He gets feisty he might try to square up with them 😭

He's just really awesome.

He takes care of you and loves you so much

To him, weight doesn't mean shit. He loves you for you. Your personality is what matters to him. And he will always be there for you.

Even if you're feeling insecure, he's pulling you outta that state of mind.

But let's be honest with him, it's almost impossible he never gives you the chance to feel bad about yourself.

He reasures you before you even realize you need it.

Overall, he's just a great boyfriend no matter what size you are

Sal:

Alright, sal is just the sweetest damn thing on earth

You think he gives a FUCK your a Lil Chubby?

Naw

I mean, when he was younger, even he was a little Chubby.

Plus, the guy got his face blown off. He's not the type to judge

He's just happy that he has someone that he loves and that loves him for who he is.

That's what means the most to him

And he does his best to show it.

He's not as touchy as Larry, but he still is big on it, especially farther into your relationship

The more he trusts you, the more it becomes

He lives for your hugs. He finds it really comforting. You're like a little pillow

Like if he wakes up in the night from night terrors or a vision. He will just grab you and pull you into a cuddle

The next morning, you wake up, and you have to poke him to make sure he's just sleeping and not dead

You just have that calming effect on him. idk

He is just always holding you

Your hand,your waist, an arm over your shoulders (if he can reach)

He also does not care about what you eat.

He's just like girl do whatever you want.

If you do wanna lose weight ok just do it responsibly.

Don't hurt yourself in any way.

Honestly, this could go for both him and Larry.

Getting onto the topic of protection

sal is a sassy dude.

especially as an adult. Dude, hit 19 and said fuck it I'm done.

Someone insults you for your weight ok well sal is talking shit on their whole bloodline.

he has a roster of insults he's come up with over the years

And he can be mean as fuck 😭

And the thing is, he doesn't even swear a lot while doing it. He is pulling up with words that even you're just like, "What?"

So just cause they said something to you, he's not only making fun of them but also there intelligence without even trying

Who needs to swing when you have sals attitude.

Now, if someone normally hits on you, he doesn't really care he might wait for them to leave, then chuckle about it with you

But if they are full on like touching you or fetishizing you, he don't let it slide.

He lowkey finds it fun to fuck with creeps.

Like, don't get me wrong, he hates what people do it to you in public, but he just loves the chance to talk his shit

just watching him make fun of them. cheers you up. just cause let's face it

he's 5'8 as an adult, and he's kinda lanky, so watching him make fun of someone bigger than him is hilarious

He has made a dude cry.

It was hilarious. You lowkey forgot the dude had full-on grabbed your ass

But yeah, other than that, Sal just doesn't give a fuck your chubby your a human being and he loves you.

And he always will.

You're also never insecure with him. He lets you know how beautiful and lovely you are and how much he appreciates you.

And you do the same for him

You guys are just the best together 🖤

[twopoppies]

gina, your inbox is about to blow up. sorry in advance.

you know, i haven’t been on here, because i don’t follow louis’ career and harry, who i’m a fan of, is, well, on vacation. just for context, i was a larrie for about seven years. i no longer consider myself to be a larrie, but it doesn’t mean i’m an anti. i’m just here, you know. for harry, mostly.

the thing is. i need to share what annoys me the most regarding louis’ most recent tweet. the one where he complains about conspiracies. i find it sooo annoying that he is a full grown man (for any brazilians out there, marmanjo is the word i’m looking for), in his 30s, he is a multimillionaire with a 15 year long career on his back. what the fuck are you doing on twitter, man. don’t you have a life? why do you care?

it just aggravates me, is all. he plays the victim and he comes online to complain to his millions of followers and then he receives waves of tweets of love and support and he gets all this attention from people who are so sorry for him, wow! meanwhile, he is only drawing more attention to a problem which he could very well ignore. again, i must ask. what are you doing on twitter, and why are you paying any mind to twitter discussions?

plus, who the fuck is talking about his mom? i’ve never seen any of that in the many years i’ve been on fandom, and even if someone has said something, it would have been an exception, one single occurrence that i repeat, a multimillionaire 30+ year old man with a 15 years long career in music shouldn’t give a damn fuck about. and you know why? because he shouldn’t be so deep into fandom online discourse to even see it.

it’s like he doesn’t have anything better to do with his life. like, he’s making it worse. honestly, dude, if you don’t want people talking about your relationship, then why the fuck are you bringing it up out of the most absolute blue to your, i repeat, millions of followers?

i find it so, so annoying. go spend your money. why are you even on here. log out, please.

For posterity's sake, and for anyone who hasn't seen it, here's the tweet this anon is talking about

So, as always, antis/solos will send death threats and attack larries because he's once again brought all of this up out of nowhere. And all it does is draw attention to something he supposedly wants no one to mention (and I agree with you, WTF is he talking about with his mom?). And all this does is make him lose fans, and then we get a whole new wave of larries who decide to look into what he's talking about and then realize Larry is obviously really fucking real, and we just go around in circles.

[watermelonlicker]

this is not an attack but more of a please remember why we are here and to not feed into this anymore.

idgaf if they’re still together, if they broke up in 2022, 2018, 2015, 2013, whatever the hell y’all theorize. we KNOW they were/are together and that they were harshly closeted bcos of that. harry was the chosen one. the minute he walked across the stage on the x factor with his curly hair and adorable dimples and infectious personality simon foul saw dollar signs. he was not impressed by his singing. he was impressed by all he envisioned he could do to exploit harry. harry who has been painted as an older woman chasing/fetishist, cheating, womanizing, homewrecking, manipulative, narcissistic, maniacal supervillain since he was 16. “harry broke up 1d” “harry wanted to go solo”

harry was a fucking child who simply wanted to sing and formed a crush on his bandmate, who he discussed it with, who mutually felt it, and they fell in love. harry was/is in love with louis and that was/is the fucking PROBLEM. no way simon/sony was allowing their cash cow to be anything other than what they wanted. an attractive prop for the entertainment of straight women. didn’t matter if there was a legion of queer fans who supported him, didn’t matter if there are allies who would support him with louis or any man who made him happy (the narrative for solos is anyone but louis but you know what i mean). heterosexuality is supreme and that is the fucking PROBLEM. everything is to obtain this heteronormative oppressive system. it being the assumption that everyone’s straight or identifies as cis is the problem. artists want to survive which is why they hide. outting is not okay and there shouldn’t be a system in place where something like outting even exists. are straight/cis people outted? no.

we watched louis be destroyed. he was always viewed and marketed as the least profitable member. he had the least solos, his mic was turned off most of the damn time, he was widely ignored unless it was a scandal they invented even though he wrote the majority of the songs WITH LIAM. even though he was a leader in staying connected with the fandom from the beginning, even though he was/is a goddamn light. we watched him go from our hilarious sunshine boy to imaged as a hotel trashing, fivesome having, arrogant, homophobic, macho-laddy lad, jealous (yes they claimed he was jealous) when he was NONE OF THAT, and we have watched him fight back against that and claw his way out of it and ofc trauma has stuck with him so ofc he’s changed in some ways but he is also the same person. and he is smarter than he has ever been given credited for. and he has a memory of steel whether you believe his stoner brain or not. louis has always had a vision even if we don’t understand it. he has always believed in the band and us and has fought hard to finally believe in himself after they took it from him. that is a testament to his strength. IT IS THE STRENGTH OF QUEER PEOPLE TO BE RESILIENT.

WE SAW IT WITH OUR FUCKING EYES. WE SAW THE DRASTIC FUCKING CHANGES OVER THE YEARS IN REAL FUCKING TIME. and so many other queer artists have been ripped apart throughout history. so many are only outted after their death (freddie mercury).

what they put those men through as boys was/is abhorrent (including liam, zayn, & niall. the hell they went through should not be excluded. zayn faced racism, islamophobia, and was disparaged for leaving when he was DYING in front of us, liam turned to alcohol to cope while being used as the pr mouth piece, and niall withered away to the point he lost his smile) if the truth was exposed i’m sure the feds would be knocking on their door like they have been knocking on others. that’s why they’re doubling down. continuing to churn out the tired machine, and are still worried about larries in 2025. there’s a collective effort to continue to shut us up bcos there is something to hide. we need to make the effort to not be an expectation. to not be guaranteed raging fangirls for clicks. we need to be something else. the climate is shifting slowly. people are waking up slowly. people are listening slowly. we cannot move with emotion. they want to prey on it. if you’ve noticed they are writing the narrative that we are the crazies louis can’t shake. the standard did it. and now the scum is doing it again. that is our image to the gp and it hurts louis when he’s trying to attract the gp. we have to be patient. it sucks yes. i’m sick of it and i’ve only been back a month but i believe this is bigger than us. something is going on. we have to trust that hate will not win. we have to trust we will overcome.

my point will always be the music industry is insidious. artists face cruelties we can’t even fathom and it’s been hardwired into our brains to not to care about it. celebrity culture is a fucking SYSTEM. fans play into it with the parasocialism they exploit BY DESIGN. they want us to worship/idolize celebrities and focus more on the drama and the trash they invent instead of the art, instead of the real fucking issues artists have the influence to get the public to care about.

“nobody cares when you’re boring.”

[glitterforashes]

𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐩 ; 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

>>> drabbles for the main sally face boysss, sal fisher, and larry johnson. sal’s is inspired by bubblegum by clairo, larry’s is inspired by east liberty by partnextdoor.

𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫 —

mildly obsessed with the uncertainty of ghost hunting.

too curious for his own good. literally curious george. the curiosity that killed the cat.

laid-back, doesn’t give a damn about most things.

has a very deep voice for a teenager. sounds like a literal grown man.

sometimes you can’t tell if he’s even awake.

“sal? sally? sal??” he’s just staring into the void.

“what?” he had to sneeze. that’s why he paused and went radio silent for two minutes straight.

you spend most of your time in his room, curled up on his bed reading while he sits on his bean bag chair and plays video games.

sometimes turns around to make sure you’re still awake / doing okay.

one time you put a toy rat next to him. he nearly shit his pants when he noticed it.

“(y/n)?” “hm?” “you’re fuckin’ ugly.”

doesn’t mean it. apologizes right after. he thinks he’s so funny.

grew comfortable enough around you to lift up his mask far enough to eat.

whenever you sleep over, he’ll take off his mask once all the lights are off.

loves watching movies with you, especially when there’s snacks involved.

will listen to every sanity falls album over and over again with you.

you had been switching between reading, doing homework, and playing video games for close to five hours, well into the twilight era of the night. it was 10pm when you decided to start getting ready for bed, being as both of you had school in the morning. you showered as sal brushed his teeth and combed through his hair, then switched. sal showered as you did your skincare and brushed your teeth and put your hair up. you both fell into his bed after he switched the light off, taking your respective sides. you liked to sleep next to the wall for the purpose of putting your body against it if it got too hot, and sal liked sleeping closest to the door for emergency purposes. you wore his tshirt and boxers, and he wore boxers. you turned over to face him, propping your arm underneath your head. he laid with his hands behind his head, staring up at the ceiling. “sal?” “hm?” his gruff voice always soothed you in a strange way. “can i.. touch you?” you heard the movement of the sheets as he turned his head. even in the dark you could tell he was looking at you. “what?” “can i touch you? like, your face?” sal had never let you see his face up to this point. he preferred to keep it hidden, only sometimes letting you see his lips. he was silent. “you don’t have to.” “okay. you can.” you looked at where you assumed he was, breathing in deep. “are you sure?” “yeah.” he whispered. you slowly reached out, feeling out for where his face was. you found it, your fingertips pressing lightly against his cheeks. he flinched under your touch, a sharp inhale sounding through the little space you had between your bodies. “are you okay?” you whispered, starting to retract your hands. “yes. it’s fine.” you nodded, swallowing a lump in your throat that wouldn’t go away. you loved sal. you knew vaguely of his past and understood where the roots of his insecurity started, but societally accepted face or not, nothing would change your love for him. you gently ran your fingers over the expanse of his skin, feeling his lips and cheekbones, and the dips. the missing flesh, the scars. and you loved it. loved him, loved what made him so unique. you pulled your hands away slowly, grinning to yourself. you could hear the quiet sniffle. “sal? are you alright?” “do you think i’m.. gross?” he asked. your heart broke. you moved closer and wrapped your arms around him, resting your head against his chest. his arm slung over your body naturally, pulling you closer. “no, sally. i could never. you’re beautiful.” he turned his head, resting his face on your hair. you felt the very slight puckering of his lips as he kissed the crown of your head. “thank you.”

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 —

his mom LOVES YOU. absolutely adores you. you two have girls nights all the time.

took you to the sanity falls concert tour for your birthday, kissed you in the rain, and took you home sopping wet. your dad wasn’t pleased.

“uh— we got caught in the rain, sir.” “i see that.”

apologized for weeks. it still makes you laugh.

smokes so much weed it’s a miracle he remembers his name.

“hey man, how’s my driving?” “…i think we’re parked, man.” vibes

you’re constantly sleeping over at his place, you have a drawer in his dresser dedicated to your belongings.

is very meticulous with his hair. has a hair care routine. refuses to cut it for any reason.

has painted you on multiple occasions. boudoir shoots happen often.

“paint me like one of your french girls.”

loves watching horror movies with you.

is surprisingly very gentle and sweet, especially when you’re upset. unless it’s with travis. fuck travis. all my homies hate travis.

“hey, girl. what’s the matter?”

holds you until you feel better and is very patient

listens to the sanity falls albums constantlyyy it drives you crazy.

“larry— stop. you’re gonna green out.” he exhaled a huge cloud of smoke directly into your face, smirking. “greening out is a make-believe concept made up by losers who can’t handle their marijuana.” you swear larry only knows big words when he’s high. when he’s sober, he has the articulation of the average seventh grader, but when he’s high he turns into fucking shakespeare and it’s crazy. specifically because if he’s high, there’s a good chance you’re high, and you won’t understand half the shit he says. the sound of the tardy bell rattled against your skull as it rung throughout the entire school, screaming at you and larry to get to class before the dean came hunting you down. you took one more big drag from the blunt you two had rolled during study hall before stamping it out and throwing it in the toilet, flushing the evidence. you two shuffled out of the tiny bathroom stall, looking at each other proudly. “sniff me.” you stepped closer and sniffed his shirt, him doing the same for you. “nah, i think we’re good.”

ya’ll were not good. both of you smelled absolutely rank, so it was truly no surprise when you ended up in the dean’s office, but it surprised you to see larry sitting in the office waiting area with a bloody nose. “oh, hey man.” you fist bumped him as you plopped into the chair next to him, manspreading the entire seat. “what happened to your face?” “fuckin’ travis wanted to run his mouth. kicked his ass, but when i turned around he clipped me in the nose. kicked his ass again, now i’m here.” “word.” you were so faded it was humorous. “what about you? what’d you do this time?” “ms. fat tits sent me out because i was ‘stinking up the room’ and if i ‘wanted to smoke pot and ruin my mind’ i needed to do it at home.” you cackled, larry joining in.

“is something funny?” the principal asked the both of you. you straightened up and held your breath, shaking your head no. you and larry looked at each other from the corner of your eyes simultaneously and you exploded with laughter. long story short you both got suspended for three days. did you give a fuck? hell no. hence why you were now in larry’s room in nothing but a sanity falls tshirt and underwear, rolling up another fat one. “you’re my favorite person, y’know that?” “(y/n), shut the fuck up.” he shook his head, pressing a kiss to your cheek. “you’re my favorite person too.”

[awesomefringey]

So I think it’s time to share this little story. It’s not super deep, just a small thing.

In 2022, I met Louis by chance. I was on vacation with my sister and he came out of a grocery store and when I saw him I just froze.

He was gorgeous, and I couldn’t say a word, but my sister could. She stopped him, and he was really sweet to us, even made some jokes about my shyness. Just a few chats. Nothing more. My sister asked if we could take a pic together, and he wasn’t too sure at first but eventually agreed. Before he left, he asked us to not post it online, and of course, I’ve always kept that promise, even though I didn’t really get why.

But days later, while I was looking at the photo, I noticed something I hadn’t seen before: HE HAD A RING ON HIS LEFT HAND. A DAMN RING. I mean, it’s probably nothing serious, but as a larrie, I’ve always wanted to think that it could be their wedding ring. Anyway, it was pretty simple, just the classic rings you see around, at least that’s how it looks in the photo.

Okkkkkk…!!! That reminds me of a receipt that Louis wore a ring at the BLM march in London.

Anyway thank you for making me cry.

[dumbseee]

rumours, part two.

part one.

jude bellingham x influencer!reader.

fc: nailea devora.

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groupchat: it girls 💕

larray:

ain’t no way you’re dating jude fucking bellingham and haven’t told us

y/n:

larry istg i’ll cut your hair in your sleep if you keep believing those DUMB rumours

oliviarodrigo:

girl

he’s hot asf why don’t you shoot your shot?

y/n:

with a footballer?

hell fucking no

these guys don’t know what being faithful to one person means

and i’ve heard plenty of shit about this jude guy

larray:

yeah me too tbh

y/n:

i’m not getting involved with him, period.

larray:

okay but what about his teammates?

y/n:

larry.

larray:

DO IT FOR ME

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y/n: girls night 🥂

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fan1: JUDE LIKED???

fan2: is she lying to us?? bc why would he like her posts now?

fan3: I JUST CHECKED AND HE’S FOLLOWING HER NOW TOO

fan4: maybe she lied to protect their privacy?? that would make sense tbh

fan5: you look so good 😍

fan6: she’s such a baddie omg, jude i get it now

fan7: didn’t know who she was before the whole jude drama but omg i love her

fan8: LEAVE JUDE ALONE YOU FREAK

fan9: petition for jude’s groupies to leave y/n alone

fan10: MOTHER

fan11: y/n please do another grwm i’m obsessed with your videos

fan12: how to be like her, she’s hot asf and has THEE jude bellingham at her feet

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insta dms:

y/n:

wtf is wrong with you?

i told you to tell your fangirls to leave me alone and what are you doing? you LIKE my posts and you follow me now?

leave me alone, jude.

judebellingham:

you looked good

you always look good*

are you free, tomorrow night?

y/n:

can’t you READ?

LEAVE. ME. ALONEEEEE.

or i’m pressing charges on you hoe.

judebellingham:

so it’s a yes?

i’ll send you the tickets and my jersey, someone will come pick you up, what’s your address?

y/n:

wtf

what do you mean?

judebellingham:

we’re playing against sevilla and i want you to come

y/n:

we don’t even know each other tf??

is that how you get all those girls to get obsessed with you?

that ain’t gonna work with me, boy.

judebellingham:

hm, i like you already.

y/n:

well, i hate you.

judebellingham:

haha

turns me on, love it.

y/n:

i am BLOCKING you

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i hate him. i fucking hate him. who does he think he is? making me come see him to his stupid game, what am i, his mother? seriously i could’ve stayed at home, binge-watching the twilight movies like i do every year. now i have to go to his fucking football game, it’s going to be so nosy, damn it. and before you ask me, YES i am getting ready and i am wearing his jersey. not because i want to, but i know that i won’t hear the end of it if i don’t do it. yeah, i’m doing it because he’s forcing me, no other reason.

like jude said, someone did pick me up to take me to the bernabeu stadium, and i can’t believe i’m doing this. the venue is full of fans wearing either their real madrid jerseys or their sevilla jerseys. i can see men, women, kids, elderly people, they’re all here to have fun and support their favourite team and i have to admit that it’s a cute sight. let’s just hope that they don’t kill each other’s at the end of the match. i’m quickly escorted to the vip section, where friends, family and important people would seat for the game.

"oh my god, is that y/n?" a voice called from behind, i closed my eyes shut, fuck, and walked faster, i should’ve wore a mask to hide my face. if anyone picture me in this stadium with that motherfucker’s jersey on, it would end my career and i’m half exaggerating.

thank god, the vip section was secluded from the other people. the game started and i had to admit that it was fun to watch when you weren’t really supporting anyone. no stress, just having fun watching men run after a ball, just like dogs. jude was actually good, i never looked him up on the internet to watch his performances, i just knew he was the internet’s favourite whore and girls were thirsting over him. he was good looking, of course, no one could deny that, but more than anything he was annoying as fuck. i surprised myself, cheering for him when he scored a goal, what was wrong with me.

real madrid was actually leading the game with two goals against one. jude’s teammate passed the ball to him and he scored his third goal of the match. okay now, why did this motherfucker just point at the crowd, more specifically towards me? people turned around to see where he was pointing at, but thankfully they couldn’t see me. my heart definitely sank when he did that though, seriously what is wrong with this guy! it was a cute gesture, yes, but we weren’t dating and i promised myself to never date an athlete, tried it once and promised to never doing it again. jude was everything i hated in a man, he was reckless, cocky, full of himself and he knew he was hot. nothing worse than a guy who knows he’s handsome.

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"how was i?" he asked, this big smile plastered on his face, i wish i could tear it off his face. "fine, i guess." jude made a weird face and put his hands on his hips. "fine? y/n, i was more than fine and you know it, scored three goals and they were all for you." he blew me a kiss and i swore i was about to knock him out. "yeah about that, someone could’ve seen me!" i said, slapping his arm, making him laugh. "darling, that’s what i wanted." okay, the way he was looking at me may or may have not made my heart skip a beat. "jude, i’m starting to believe that the fans gaslighted you into thinking we’re already dating." he laughed, making my cheeks heat up just a bit. "i just want to give the fans what they want to see." he shrugged and put his arm around my shoulders to start walking out of the changing room. i imediatly pushed his arm away and speed walked in front of him to hide my red cheeks. of course, the bitch was laughing at me, running to catch me and poking my cheeks to mock me. "aww, you’re blushing? i thought you hated me, darling." i put my hands on my cheek. "fuck you! it’s just hot in here!" "it’s literally minus two degrees, y/n."

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y/n: maybe football isn’t so bad 🙄

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judebellingham: like the view? 👀

y/n: shut up.

fan1: SHE POSTED JUDE???

fan2: Y/N DID YOU LIE TO US???

y/n: WE’RE JUST FRIENDS GUYS OMG

judebellingham: for now* 🫢

y/n: jude istg…

fan3: OMGBSJSOSLSLMDMSLZ WTF

fan4: i am literally shitting bricks what the FUCK

fan5: i love the banter lmao they’re fun

fan6: i ship it tbh

fan7: y/n being a wag for 2024 omg

fan8: i love how she’s fighting it but we all know how it’s going to end

fan9: Y/N NOOOOOO NOT A FOOTBALLER

oliviarodrigo: well, well, well 👀

y/n: please not you too

larray: will you look at THAT

y/n: LARRY SHUT UP IM BEGGING

fan10: lmaoo even her friends are ratting her out

fan11: #savey/n

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insta dms:

y/n:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

DID YOU REALLY DM POP BASE TO TALK ABOUT US???

judebellingham:

mmh, i don’t know what you’re talking about

y/n:

jude bellingham.

judebellingham:

okay maybe i did

BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THEY’D RAT ME OUT LIKE THAT

y/n:

FOR FUCK’S SAKE

judebellingham:

anyways it’s not a big deal tbh

are you free tonight?

y/n:

no.

judebellingham:

nice, i’ll come pick you up at 9 <3

y/n:

are you BLIND?

i said no bitch

judebellingham:

suddenly i can’t read.

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y/n: get you a man who eats his spaghettis with his hands 😍

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judebellingham: i wonder who is this gentleman 🫢

y/n: yeah i wonder too 🙄

fan1: pls not jude carrying y/n’s purse

fan2: they’re so cute stop

fan3: my favourite couple

fan4: PARENTS

fan5: lmao i bet jude is the one who begged her to be his gf

y/n: yes.

fan6: JAISOSPXLD’´S

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[ellewoodswrites]

Overall thoughts on season 3 episode 6:

weird-ass pacing giving me whiplash

okay, so is Gladys just going to be in England now? This show already seriously suffers from too many people/storylines, I don’t think that having another storyline on a different continent is a good call

I do love how outraged Agnes was by various things but also how sweet she was with Ada about her grief

I am feeling anxious about Peggy and Dr. Kirkland…I want him to be sweet and them to be happy together but I have so much anxiety about this being a situation that makes her feel bad about herself

I truly despise Lady Sarah and Mrs. Kirkland, the actors are both killing it

Marian’s freakout makes more sense to me having seen the episode in context. I hate the miscommunication trope though — she’ll probably refuse to see him next episode while he’s desperate to explain himself, just to drag it out a bit more

Thank God Jack’s finally moving on with his life

I do not understand what’s going on with the railroads or why it’s compromising George’s $100 million fortune (which would be somewhere between 2-200 billion today, depending on how you adjust it…)

I liked that Bertha didn’t just put Lady Sarah in her place, she gave Gladys the tools / push to do so for herself

PUMPKIN

I’m glad we got some resolution to the Maud storyline, although it’s very sad. I wish she was more of a Cassie Chadwick type than someone sold into sex slavery at age 12…even though it is pretty representative for the time

I love Oscar and will fight anyone who says he’s bad

And speaking of, I guess this is really Oscar’s Terrible No Good Very Bad Season, huh?! And all before the advent of anti-depressants, damn

RIP JOHN ADAMS 😭😭😭😭😭

Actually looking forward to the next two episodes a lot. From a plotting perspective, I think we’re at the beat that Save the Cat calls “All Is Lost” (or maybe the one that follows that, “Dark Night of the Soul”, where the characters reflect on their lowest moment from AIL).

All Is Lost typically occurs about 70-75% of the way through a story, and represents the worst thing to happen to the characters — things that they think they can’t come back from. Death, breakups, bankruptcy, etc, should all occur here: things that feel monumental and painful and fundamentally disrupt the characters’ lives.

So it makes sense to me that this is where we find ourselves now, with 2 episodes left: Marian has broken things off with Larry and is convinced he’s a liar/cheat/unethical etc; Oscar just watched his lover die in front of him (😢). Across the street we had a few shades of this late last week (George’s “I won’t be here!!” tantrum), but we’re also getting it this week with the ominous statements about Russell Consolidated Trust.

Only way to go from here is up! Whenever you despair in a storyline, it typically means we’re at the All Is Lost beat, especially when there are deaths and breakups involved (Save the Cat Writes A Novel really encourages you to kill someone at this point in the story lol). I think this is roughly where we got Dashiell’s proposal and Luke’s cancer diagnosis last season.

I feel pretty confident we’re getting a Larian reunion in the finale so I’m not worrying. This is probably a good opportunity for them to both be more honest with each other. But idk what poor Oscar will do now that John is dead 😭. Maybe he can actually marry Turner/Winterton like people have been speculating (after her old husband dies and she inherits all his money obv).

[geordikisser]

comforting you! | tanner + larry

epilogue: my last post i made hcs on the boys and i want to continue on these two lovely ladies.. basically these two are terrible with they’re words and say something that offend you.

♥︎ isaac, softwilly & yumi ver. !

content contains! slight angst :^, poor spanish .. D-:

⤷ gender isn’t specific! (gender neutral.)

♡ larry: he stops within his tracks when he realized what he said to you. you furrowed your brows as you felt your heart sink instantly. he starts waving his hands around anxiously, “no no no!! mi amor! i-i didn’t mean it like that!” he takes a step towards you, gently holding your hand. “larry..” you whimpered softly, your breath hitching holding back heavy emotion. “no no, i’m so sorry baby oh my god.” he smiles weakly as it drops instantly when he sees a tear fall down your cheek. “oh mi dulce bebe. sit, sit with me.” he guided you to the couch, sitting you down with him. “mírame, cariño.” he murmurs, his gentle gaze meeting your distorted one. his heart aches. “i’m so sorry, babe. i didn’t realize it came off that way.” he hums as he pulls your hands from your face.

“can you tell me this, my love?” he asked. you look up, your gaze softening. “what upset you? was it how i said it? or was it what i said?” you look away, shying away from answering. you lean into him as you shudder, feeling his arms around you. “it’s what was said.” you answer, shuffling in your seat. he hums in response and nods as he rocks you back and forth. “lo siento mucho mi dulce bebé.” he kisses your head and shakes you as he does, chuckling as he hears you groan. his small laugh leaving you smitten. “i was just jokin’, pranking even. i never meant for you to take it to heart, ever.”

♡ tanner: your eyes are filled with tears as tanners mouth is agape with what he said. “babe?” he lifted his hand to each for you and you shy away quickly. “oh.” he gulps harshly as you fall back onto the bed, your breath hitching. you hold onto yourself as you see tanner in front of you. he sits besides you after a good 30 seconds. tanners complexion was.. puzzling. he didn’t know what to say at first but making the first step is a hard thing to swallow for him. he gets a grasp of your hand and pulls it into a gentle hold. “look at me, babe.” his tone dripping in fear. he wanted to make sure he says the right thing. you look at him, furious with him. you want to be angry, this can’t keep being a common thing with him. you feel as if it is. “me not knowing what to say isn’t really an excuse but, i really don’t know what to this time.” he starts as he squeezes his eyes shut. “but id like to try and understand.” he looks into your eyes.

your tears staining your cheeks. “fighting with you feels like the end of the world and im tired of this pit in my stomach everytime we have an argument. it makes me scared.” he looks away. “and you understand that, when no one else probably could.” he laughs awkwardly. “i try with my words, i try really hard. you know that, do you?” you sigh as you nod. he kisses your cheeks gently. “i’ll try my damn hardest.” he grins at you, you not containing a generous one back. “i’m sorry, baby. i’m more sorry than i was yesterday and half as sorry as i will be tomorrow.” he caresses your cheek, his eyes dimming lowly.

[dreamings-free]

all this noise from solos and larries and here's what i would ask..

even 5 years ago, may 2020, could any of these people even imagine where Louis is today? playing arenas and stadiums and festivals. and his clothing line. and his festival. a live stream. two documentaries. a number 1 album made to his liking and his taste.

all of this didnt happen out of thin air. nor did "fans" alone do it. larries on here famously say they dont like his music or go to his shows or support his movies. yet they are his loudest critics. so what the fuck right do you have to comment on his career?

the problem with these people is they cant help comparing him to others. and its their own insecurities that they cant help projecting on to Louis.

you( not you, the whining bitching rad yous) barely know 10% of his contraints and problems. his radio blacklisting is obvious. he himself said UK festivals are not an option for him. but thats what he is able to mention publicly. you dont even know the rest. these are not things his label or management can snap and disappear. he is succeeding inspite of all of these forces. and he is THRIVING.

he is fine. he is happy. let him live.

and if you can let go of your freak psycho controlling, find some joy in his happiness.

this, anon. so much this! this is what I'm talking about with (lack of) perspective. people coming into my inbox or writing their snidy little posts saying he isn't growing as an artist.. are you fucking kidding me? look at how far he's come since 2020, it's nothing short of amazing - which we've also heard numerous people in the industry (aka not tumblr keyboard warriors) say.

also none of these people ever keep in mind (or conveniently forget..) that it's been less than 5 years he's been out of his contracts with sony and syco. two of which was basically a stand-still due to covid. and yes everyone in the industry was hit by covid but sony's minimal campaign for walls didn't exactly give him anything to build on during the pandemic.

the problem as I see it not so much comparing him to others, but comparing him to artists he isn't comparable to; major label popstars who make tiktok music and fit pop radio and spotify playlists. louis' music isn't that.

and look it's fine if people aren't into the music, I mean I don't listen to harry's or niall's music like at all. taste is different. but if you don't like the music then why do you need to comment on his career choices, his clothes, how much he smokes.. move tf on, stan someone else. don't expect him to change to fit your taste or expectations.

also it's so damn obvious that a lot of people don't understand his music in terms of genre and heritage. and fair enough, not everyone is familiar with british rock music history or britpop or have any interest in it. but then stop pretending you know how to market that type of music or artist.

like when people entertain the idea of louis opening for oasis on their reunion tour and I'm just like.. lmao tell me you know nothing about the british music scene. he would never, at this point in his career. like don't get me wrong, from a genre pov he totally could but he's weighted down by his boyband-xfactor past. like people would throw things at him I'm not joking. the level of music snobbery surrounding bands like oasis.. he needs more time to build and solidify himself as an artist in this scene to earn the respect to be able to do something like that. and that's also what I'm fairly sure he meant when he said that "UK festivals are not an option for him" (is there a direct quote somewhere, I can't remember?). not an option yet. because he needs to - and wants to I believe - earn that respect as an artist from the UK audience before being put on those festival stages. it's unfair and it's stupid but it's a reality.. but he will get there, I know he will. he's already earned so much respect and industry cred from the kinda artist he should be grouped in with; bands who's played AFHF, the people he's writing with.. hell, half of oasis loves him! (noel does too he's just a hiding behind getting that free kitchen lmao). mark my words, he'll get there.

anyway whoa, this got long but you're so right; he is fine. he is happy. and he is THRIVING. let him live.

[loveforevernow]

Well, I did it for the women, might as well do a list for the guys too. Here's the hottest guys in every Pokémon region (according to a straight cishet male).

Kanto - Koga

I feel like this doesn't need a lot of explanation; he's cool, competent, and a literal daddy. What more could you want?

Johto - Falkner

Look, blue is my favorite color okay? I know color pallet is a shallow reason but there wasn't exactly stiff competition for this region.

Hoenn - Of Course It's Fucking Steven

Who did you think I was going to put here, fucking Wallace? I don't think so!

Sinnoh - Looker

Cop in a trench coat apparently does it for me. Honestly I'm as surprised as you are.

Unova - Colress

Forget N and his bag of issues, give me hot scientist who turns on his boss just to be petty and then walks away like a badass. Kudos to you good sir!

Kalos - Sycamore

This was honestly a hard decision . . . Until I remembered regional professors are free game for this list. That or I just have a thing for coats. Either or.

Alola - Guzma

Obvious pick is obvious but there's a reason he's the obvious pick damn it! Also has he always had those tattoos on his arms? I never noticed until now.

Galar - Avery

This might be cheating a bit considering I thought Avery was a cute girl when I saw him the first time. Oh well, it's my list I do what I want.

Hisui - Adaman

Is anyone surprised by this considering why I picked Falkner? I mean, blue color pallet and a coat? Fucking propose to me now damn it!

Paldea - Larry

Don't lie, he's your pick too. I just want to bundle this man in a soft blanket, give him some cocoa, sit him down in a comfy recliner and then stick him in front of a box fan because fuck fireplaces. Feeling the cool breeze of a fan while bundled up is the shit.

[aviradasa]

Hello! hope you’re doing fine!

i saw your headcanons about Larry and i was wondering if you could do the same with a goth fem reader pleaseee??

take care of you !

YES!

Larry x Goth!Fem! Reader

Dude this is one of my fav tropes I love you sm

Larry with a goth chicken is like peanut butter and Nutella bro.

That shit is heavenly.Yall are so perfect.

He treats you like a damn goddess.

(Cause you are one duh)

I mean like if you asked him to jump off a bridge, he would 100% no questions asked he would just be like "Yes ma'am." And do it.

You never open doors anymore. His mom raised him right.

I don't care how generic it is this man is whipped, and nobody can do shit about it.

He's happy here ok.

His favorite thing, though, is helping you sew together new outfits if you DIY your clothes.

He especially likes adding the spikes it's honestly an adhd trap (trust me bro that shit will have you in a trance.)

He's also really good at sewing on patches, so they don't fall off.

You guys just love being creative together.

He will paint you.

So

Many

Times

Every new makeup look and outfit inspires him, and he's just like

"Wait, don't move." And will take a picture to paint later.

Your favorite is this beautiful portrait he did where he painted you as a ghost haunting an abandoned asylum.

It's hung above your bed 🖤🖤

Also he will share music with you.

Even though he's mostly one of those.

"I only listen to metal (◣_◢) " guys, he will let you force him to listen to your music.

He secretly likes it.

Will never admit that tho

Also, if you wanna randomly dance with him in the middle of the woods, count him in.

Just sayinnnn

He's a surprisingly good dancer.

He wants to dance with you.

Dance with this man.

Please.

Moving onto other things though

He hates when people give you judgmental looks.

He don't give a damn how they look at him, but when they are looking at you dirty, it just pisses him off to no end.

And you normally don't even care what others think

. Being goth kinda comes with strange looks and people being assholes unfortunately. But so does being a metalhead.

He knows that to he just doesn't like it.

He just cares about you and is like "why yall lookin at my beautiful girl like that?"

To him, those people don't deserve to have the privilege of looking at you.

Ain't he sweet??? 🖤

Omg I can't yall are just so perfect 😭😭

And don't even think for a moment that Lisa would have any issue.

That woman adores you.

She asks you to do her wedding makeup because your makeup is always so nice.

She teaches you and Larry new ways to sew and stitch things.

We love Lisa she's so sweet!!

And after a while, even sal warms up to you being around more.

You and sal sometimes clown on Larry in a joking way, of course, and you all have a laugh.

Sal kinda becomes like a brother to you as well once you and Larry are together awhile.

Nobody in that family judges you cause at heart they are all some spooky mfs as well.

You and Larry are the cutest and i love it and nothing could be better than this omg.

It's so damn cute i can't.

Yooo, another short one, but I gotta get these out in time for spooky season!!! I'm gonna go back to writing actual pics soon so stay tuned!!