#dangerously close to stupid

[francy-sketches]

hating on game of thrones in current year is a bit cringe like girl move on etc. However my complaints are more specific than the average person so I can at least feel like I'm bringing something new to the table. Instead of writing the one bilionth 'they butchered dany we were robbed' post I'm instead going on coke rants about how they character assasinated jaime by making him unfunny and how they didn't give my favorite irrelevant minor characters enough emotional depth and actually now that I'm saying it out loud that sounds worse

[ciderjacks]

thing is I am very staunchly of the opinion that Chilchuck really mainly decided to join the Falin revival mission bc of Laios, but I do like when fics expand on his relationship w Falin and make that central to his reason for going back down. Bc I think they’re cute and I love Falin and I love Chilchuck and I like to see them being friends.

[macktism]

:(

[lesbian-munkustrap]

I’ll think I’m unique because I’ll watch a show and immediately start calling the most pathetic, horrible, gross little loser man with any hint of queerness my little meow meow princess and then I get on tumblr and find out once again that I have never had an original thought once in my life we are truly all the same

Every single time I search a new character in the tags it’s a bunch of other lesbian pfps saying “yes that sad, pathetic loser man IS our little meow meow, you’re so right” like what is it, why are they catnip to me and apparently a bunch of other people just like me?? I don’t get it

[bietrofastimoff23]

it was 2024, and tb keep talking as if it was aegon at the coronation who ran to alicent to hide behind her back, when in reality it was her choice to come forward, shield her son with her body and cling to his arm to make sure that he would stay behind.

[submissivefeminist]

[tw: weight, food control]

There's a guy in a hypnokink group I'm in who is a nutritionist and he's seeking a girl to "get stupid skinny by controlling every single thing that goes into [her] body."

I'm all for whatever control kinks people wanna play with consensually, but the phrasing of wanting to make someone "stupid skinny" by a nutritionist is exactly why people like me don't see a nutritionist. 😒

[whippetcrimes]

We checked out Assateague State Park this morning and had a really nice time even though we were basically limited to the south beach since we had the pup. She usually is really excited about horses, but I suppose they're less interesting for her when they're just standing around

[fierykitten2]

My Neo Swords are obviously having fun. Cherry, Orange and Passionfruit all did the music note emote at the same time. You’ve gotta imagine them all humming the same tune but Orange isn’t in sync with Cherry and Passionfruit (because it did it at a slightly different time to them)

[fearandhatred]

worth noting that when crowley does the apology dance it's not really because he thinks he's wrong, it's because he just got called to hell and realised how dangerous the whole situation actually was. and the only way to get back into aziraphale's good graces to protect him was to say he was wrong

[thatone-churro]

chat i am NOT appreciating the stares i got from walking across campus to cvs in my hoodie and sweatpants as if we didn’t just sit through ANOTHER hurricane like chill man i didn’t sleep well let me get my monster to finish my logic homework in peace 😭

[skeletonsleep]

biblical sorrow

[sleepboysummer]

i love theatre yaoi. why is every male frienship in any form of theatre so incredibly homoerotic. name two guys in any show that dont have chemistry i dare you

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Arrival at the airport and drive to the hotel

[ponycycle]

ggrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[airlock]

y'know, I'm about 1098475093740 years late to making the post where I grouse about it but I really have to say. you know those barbie & ken in prison memes?

why oh why do people always draw the ken looking straight at the camera and smiling smugly like "you think iron bars can stop me? ha!"??

the thing that makes the meme so good at its source is that the original Ken has no fucking idea what's going on. far as he's concerned he might as well just be doing a fun photobooth with his girlfriend even though people are being weirdly pushy about it. Barbie is the one who looks anxious and indignated not because she's the one who's not Above It All, but because she's the one who can tell that whatever's happenning to her right now isn't so whimsical -- at least, not without Ken's attitude, anyway.

"one of them is Dangerous, the other is Conventional" is just kind of yawn, seen it a million times -- whereas "one of them can tell what's wrong with this situation and the other is just unbreakably over the moon at all times" is what makes the meme worth memeing as far as I'm concerned

[thirteens-earring]

if Eye am refusing an impulsive trip you know it’s really too impulsive. I am not famous for my risk assessment