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[destroyedsectheir]

"Are you sure you should listen to me Lan Sizhui ?"

@battleguqin

[snkts]

"Alright, fine, I got one of 'em blasted fuckin' Instagram deals. ... What's a dilf?"

[auroramuller]

"Really? You think they're fine art?" Nevermind whatever else he'd said, his words magnatised to her ears, temporarily filtering out anything else. "I was so nervous in the class. I thought it'd be like everyone's a rookie, we're just here to have fun vibe, you know? Well, it wasn't. Turns out bouquet making, floristry, I guess, is severely competitive. I felt silly." She raised her eyebrows, extending her arms, and hence the flowers, a little further. "Last chance?"

Kellan was surprised to run into someone, almost literally, as he walked past Lavender Lane. He'd heard about the bouquet classes and wanted to make something to cheer up the glum in his kitchen. "Oh, I can't take something you just made is all," he explained. "You probably put a lot of work into that and it's a fine art. Gotta give it to someone special, not a confused man on the street."

[nxghtlight]

‘I have want to play, too.’

Nightlight is good at neither breaking nor entering, but he does make a lovely lamp.

[kyberled]

Internally debating on whether or not ‘Commander Cody Support Group’ shirts are appropriate Jedi attire.

[snkts]

"What is this, some kinda conspiracy?"

[auroramuller]

"–You have a dog?" Aurora had every intention of engaging with the rest of the conversation like a regular human being, but the phrase 'golden retriever' curtailed any further attempts. Visions of her own Australian Shepard fully occupying any responses she could have. "It's pretty embarrassing until it's an unwelcome visitor, then it's kind of a secret weapon," she laughed. "What's your dogs name?"

"It's just such a delicate balance, right? Between a collection and a hoard? My impulse control isn't what it used to be." She paused as she looked at the candles in her hands, weighing Aurora's argument before deciding to agree. "I see your unwashed laundry," she said as she put back the candle she wasn't buying, "and I raise you one gassy golden retriever. Because there is nothing that has me lighting this up faster than that embarrassment."

[roastyoualive-archive]

THAT IS NOT WHAT HE HAD IN MIND.

[asiifisms]

So, everyone seems to think I have even more of a death-wish than I actually do.

... Should I be worried?

[danyelle-adams]

[PM from Hallie] I heard there's an adult entertainment porn convention going down in Miami March 23-25. Should we go?

[PM] Yes we should! I saw the details about it in an email I received, but have been too busy to make arrangements. Book it and make sure its first class everything. I’m really excited right now.

[kyberled]

worldwearyjedi

  braig Please say fuck i am Begging You

“Do you even know how?”

“In fifteen languages, if I so desire, yes.”

[snkts]

...

He has thrown his phone off the roof.

[roastyoualive-archive]

Why is everyone dying?!

[asiifisms]

soldierunderfire replied to your post: He’s not drunk enough for this.

Slips him a flask.

Chugs it. Entire thing.

Glug glug glug.

Gone.

[errant-tyranny]

Sharpened talons scrape against the floor before Tarn laughs, a low, rich timbre.

"Oh... I see how it is."

[snkts]

"This is a cultural delicacy, Shortcake. Show some respect." Yes, he's making more.

@snkts "Logan what in God's name --"