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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Donald Trump gave Elon Musk wings made of wax and told him that he was smarter than Icarus. Elon believed him, and when the candlemakers told him that his wings would melt, he fired the candlemakers. Now he’s so high in the sky that he no longer cares about watching where he’s going to land when he falls. Mocking the birds and airplanes for not being as clever as himself for taking Trumps side.

All the while, he never noticed that melted wax looks a lot like bird shit when smeared across the hood of a cybertruck.

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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not a total loss though because i do get to see harry kane miserable

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Spiderweb Crochet Shawl from StepbystepUA

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listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

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Listen, I'm not saying that not casting Jack Wolfe as british Orpheus would be a grave mistake, but it would

Like look at my boy

Does he sing?

Yes

Has he done stage

Yes

Would he be perfect

Yes

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Kristoff 🤝 Ken

"Who am I, if I'm not your guy?"

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Jesper asking Wylan to move in with him in his shoddy room, only to have Wylan repay the favor by asking Jesper to move into his grand family mansion is something that can be so personal

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Can you throw arrows? And should you?

(Ngl, I'd forgotten about this. Susan was so cool!)

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wilmon's last moment together in s1 being all grays and blues right before winter and whispered "I love yous" and still looking around at all the stares and their last moment in s2 being both of them in red and and wille showing simon exactly how much he loves him and smiling at each other in broad daylight and reclaiming the cameras askskjdksjdjfjsdk

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This man would protect Wilmon even if he could die trying it.

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did anyone actually read heartstopper??

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This video has me in STITCHES

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POV: You're about to discover something important just happened in the world