#date everything Connie

[yunnlvr]

why is no one talking about her. she is everything.

[y-r-u-here]

My Date Everything headcanons so far:

Connie has DID. The way she plays all the characters immediately reminded me of DID or OSDD and I love it.

Mateo is Betty's younger brother (biological or dynamic wise idc)

Mateo is a "stray" himself which is why he takes in strays.

Dirk, Chance, and Parker have game nights and an ongoing DnD campaign they keep forgetting about (much to Chance's dismay).

Bodhi and Zoey would get along so well idc that they can't see each other in my mind they are besties (or more).

Hector is part of Fantina's fan club.

Shelly and The Hanks are BESTIES

Lyric and TextBox-Chan would FU-

This is what I have so far.

[icecreampiano]

connie picmix for an oomf :D

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[vyn-bit]

gamer girls

[gefthetalkingmongoose]

connie stimboard with aro stims >:3 🌲 / 🍈 / ☁️ 🍈 / 👾 / 🐺 ☁️ / 🐺 / 🌑

[ask-everything]

Connie, I wish for you to have a very cool hoverboard coming your way 🙏🌟

Awh, how sweet of you, anon! I graciously accept the very cool hoverboard.

I would absolutely love a hoverboard by now. I could defeat a lot of enemies while hovering around and shooting, with an efficiency bonus to the max! Score!

[trashcatkid]

FUCK A ‘DREAM ROTATION’ OR ‘MY TOP TEN FAVES’, WHATS YOUR DREAM CAMPAIGN????

[teethnstuff]

MY DATE EVERYTHING HEAD CANONS!

[stuckonthisgoddawnearth]

Why my Date Everything! Hear me Outs are amazing

Sorry for yapping, I am just excited!

Chance, the D20

Do I really need to explain why this baby girl is worth it? Well, he is into Role Play Games (I am huge dnd nerd, so this is green flag for me), he’s caring and charming (he literally calls us PERFECT) and he is flirty! His “other…sheets” line got me rolling on the floor, and I am 100% liked that. Chance, be prepared, once the full game comes out, I am going after you.

Volt, the electricity

(sorry for bad quality)

He gives me HUGE VIBES of Elliot from Stardew Valley (you know: mannered long-haired man and pompous manner of speaking). As much as I love him, I want to take him to therapy, cuz he and Eddie are workaholics and this is not good. I will dance with him, visiting all Breaker Box’s shows just for him to be happy!

Dasha, the desk

This woman can smash me with her arms and I will thank her. Seriously, Slavic strong woman is something I wasn’t expecting to be hot and cute. She lifted us in the first meeting and I was on my knees already… Also, her playing G&G with us is one of the most interesting experiences i ever had. I luv her so much

Daisuke, the dishware

So, where should I start? Asian dedicated and hardworking man? I’m in. He is so calm and cool that I am questioning myself being aroace (all of these bros in list making me do this). I think he’ll be a good lover to us, but he has this ‘strict Asian parent’ vibes…

Winnifred, the water heater

Hot and cool simultaneously (that was a bad punchline). She is my mommy and I am no ashamed of it. ALSO SHE IS SOUTHERN!!! What can be better?

Connie, the game console

Just AHHHHHHHHH! SHE IS SO CUTE, SO SWEET, SO FINE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT MORE: BE HER OR WITH HER! Ahem, she looks really nice (giving a smooch to character design), her manner of speaking like she is game character (all of them) is really interesting. Also, I headcanon her as asexual (self projection…)

Captain Jacques Pierrot, the ship in the bottle

Long live the short king! “Fight and flirt” is the style of my life now. His threats are terrible (affectionately), I want smash him in the wall. Or give him a kiss in wrist. Depends on a situation.

Mateo, the blanket

This bro is so nice, his attitude towards inanimals is so cute! And when you ask him on a date he is so blushy cinnamon roll! Also, if we won’t find Davi in full game I will cry like a loser on the floor. And I realised that his VA is Kaveh’s VA, so maybe I have some problem with Ben Balmaceda’s characters…

Maggie, the magnifying glass

Oh, she is beautiful. Detective girl who is obsessed with us (her squeak on second day is everything). She reminds me of very old detective books where the teenage girl were the investigator (I don’t remember the name tho).

Diana, the diary

Alice in wonderland themed beauty. Her speech is terrifying sometimes tho. And she thinks that all that happened to us happened to her… That makes me scared of background mc has.

Tyrell, the towel

Holy moly, he is hot. His towel-made animals are nice and cute! His phrases about “warming us” are ohhhh damn. He is the cutest man in the bathroom (maybe Johnny Splash is on 2nd place).

Lyric, the books

Oh man, as a book worm, I am ready to die in this man’s arms. His writer’s stuck is my biggest relate, I feel him for 100%. I really hope that we’ll help him in the full game. Also he reminds me of Ulysses Wilhelm, so it’s another advantage!

Rainey, the record player

Oh, the old fashioned woman. As a person who has record player, I felt so relatable with her. I will give her all my money to buy new records, I like her so much. Also, her 80s or something slang is catchy!

[snowstormarts]

omgomg wait youre taking date everything reqs!! this is my first time req something, may i have literally any form of headcanons for Chance, Parker, Penelope and/or Connie/Luna? I love these nerds so much ToT thank youu!!! - 🌹

Headcanons coming right up for you dear Rose Anon! Also I already wrote something for Parker here so feel free to check that out :D

Likes & Reblogs are appreciated and like always the Inbox is open for Asks & Requests

Date Everything Headcanons Galore

[Feat; Chance, Penelope & Connie/Luna]

🎲 Chance ��

- Has a collection of mini-figures for G&G that he paints while thinking of new ideas for his campaign or after a stressful one. If you're friends/lovers he will gladly let you paint one of them, he will even explain how to if it's your first time

- He only accept Co-Dungeon Mastering with his partner, nobody else. It's something very important to him and he trusts you enough to nudge your group into the right direction if they trail too far off the road ["Our bard is in jail..." "Don't worry I know one of the guards and he owes me a favor"]

- Wears the Red Glasses not only for aesthetically reasons but also because his eyes are super sensitive to light, you can often see him without his glasses when you visit him at night

- I don't care what anyone says but every person I know [including myself] who plays Dnd is neurodivergent, so I bestow upon him the biggest honor I can; Autism Headcanon Blast!

-Rongomaiwhenua & him have a mutual helpful friendship, she helps him imitate how gods would speak so he can use those in his Campaigns while she gets amusement out of him

🗃 Penelope 🗃

- She got really into coloring books, especially those with positive messages ["You don't need to solve all your problems today, it's enough to just make it through" "You're worth of Kindness and Care", ect]

- She's friends with Dolly who helps her build up her confidence and is there on her lowest moments, Penelope in turn helps Dolly keep all her paperwork organized & quizzes her on things she currently studies

-Has an Inanimal buddy which is a Erasle [Eraser Turtle] who hates everyone but her, they even dislike Mateo and will glare at him

🎮 Luna/Connie 🎮

- Get's super competitive in all games, even cozy games where there is no rival farmer ["We will be the best farmers and beat our competition!" "But...We're the only farmers" "For now, who knows who will come to take our title!"]

- She will alert you when there's a sale on games you either wanted but always missed the sale or on games she really wants to try out

- Had a slight crush on Telly when she first arrived here but it has long since faded and they are now work acquaintances, nothing more

- Hates when Updates have to be done since she's basically forced to sleep through them with the energy they consume. She could rant for hours how much a sudden update sucks and she will if you offer to lend an ear

[exxophthalmos]

really admire the delicate intricacies of circuitry, little mazes untouchable lest they all fail

[artismismasuperpowee]

Ok, it's part 2 out of ? Of my headcanons for Date Everything! characters alphabetically, again, spoiler warning.

11. Beverly the Mini Bar

- Early 20's,

- Bartending was always in her life, she grew up in a Bar,

- She does not drink alcohol herself, she prefers tea,

- Her hair steams when she's angry,

12. Bobby the Bobby Pin

- Early 20's,

- They are the coolest person in the room,

- Punk rock mixed with goth,

- Bestie with Bodhi, they both love 80's music,

13. Bodhi the 80's Time Capsule

- Late 20's,

- Was put in crawlspace by previous owners of the house,

- Still thinks it's the 80's,

- Good friend with Bobby and Zoey,

14. Cabrizzo the Cabinet

- Late 30's,

- Italian, was made in Italy, and was a present for Player,

- Good friend with Daisuke and Mitchell Linn,

- Loves coffee made by Kopi,

15. Cam the Trashcan

- Late 20's,

- Looks like he's a homeless hoarder, in reality he's just a hoarder,

- Daisuke and Mitchell Linn fears him, they don't wanna join his collection,

- Somehow is a good friend with Freddy,

16. Captain Jaques Pierrot the Ship in a Bottle

- Late 40's,

- Good friends with Jerry and Penelope,

- Has over 1000 stories of how he lost his leg and none is true,

- His Bird was a Easter decoration,

17. Celia the Ceiling

- Early 50's,

- Is the mayor of the house because she is everywhere,

- A beautifull older lady who everyone respect, even Rebel,

- Sees everyone younger then her as her kids,

18. Chairemi the Chair

- Early 20's,

- A Theater kid,

- Bestie with Koa,

- Wants to become famous actress and likes to be busy,

19. Chance the D20

- Late 20's,

- The D20 was a gift from a College friend of the Player,

- Actually has good eyesight, he wears glasses to look cool,

- Bestie with Jerry,

20. Connie the Gaming Console

- Early 20's,

- Had a crush on video games characters,

- Somehow is great at very hard games, but sucks at children's games,

- Loves collecting trinkets,

[individuals-collective]

They say fandoms work fast but it's been TWO DAYS and I've been kept at bay waiting for my large Toxic Old Man Yaoi cup on ao3 with no sign of it ever reaching these shores.

Meanwhile all I got was a single TikTok fanart, comments filled with those pesky "No!! You can't ship them!! They're toxic!!" and don't forget the "They said they're better off as friends it doesn't matter they were blushing and looking away while they said that!!" Like that's not straight-up fanfiction fuel served on a silver plate.

I mean did us players even read the same “I could never resist you"?! The "We were practically made for each other, he and I"?! THE "I've missed you"S?!

"I can't keep him from anything he wants" "He's my greatest weakness" "We fit together rather well" "I can always get him to reveal what's going on inside" I could GO ON

Idk why I came back to Tumblr searching for content while it's the same case for every platform I'm going insane

[mycoselfshipping]

Oh my god I need Date Everything to release Right Now.

[slutsukio]

study date. (bf!armin x blk!femreader)

in the heart of academia, where the fragrance of knowledge lingered, you and armin ventured into the sacred realm of the campus' library, bright and early─ 5 o'clock in the morning to be precise. the atmosphere was charged with the palpable anticipation of impending final exams, a collective buzz of students immersed in the rigors of preparations for a plethora of upcoming tests. amidst this sea of focused scholars your eyes met a diverse array of individuals engrossed in their respective studies.

the daunting task that loomed before you and armin was the mastery of ASL by the approaching monday. while both of you possessed a foundational understanding of the basics ─ the fluid conversations, the nuanced expressions, and the art of signing in tandem with spoke words ─the nerve-wracking reality emerged from the knowledge that seven seasoned and professional sign language interpreters would scrutinize your skills and presentations.

in the light of this challenge, the hours unfolded as a crucible of dedication and meticulous practice. each minute, you and armin delved deeper into the intricacies of ASL, refining your signs and perfecting the synchronicity of your expressions. the library, once merely a backdrop for academic exploration, transformed into a haven for the relentless pursuit of linguistic finesse.

as the hours progressed, the weight of the imminent presentation hung in the air, motivating both of you to strive for nothing short of perfection. the goal was clear ─ to deliver a flawless performance that would not only showcase your proficiency in ASL but also captivate the attention of those seven discerning interpreters.

the clock had barely struck noon when you and armin decided to take a respite from your intensive study session, finding a quiet alcove amidst the library's towering shelves. releasing a contented sigh that resonated with the weight of a momentary relaxation, you indulged in a luxuriously deep stretch, your body unwinding like a cast basking in the warmth of the sun.

as your muscles surrendered to the stretch, you shifted your gaze toward armin, a genuine smile playing upon your lips, a manifestation of the unspoken joy derived from the simplicity of the moment. with an appreciative glint in your eyes, you deliberately took in the details of his features─ the sun-kissed strands of his blonde hair, the depth of his cerulean eyes that held a multitude of stories, and the subtle allure of his soft pink lips.

observing the rosy hue that painted his cheeks in the aftermath of maintaining prolonged eyes contact, you couldn't help but notice the subtle yet undeniable impact it had on him; a silent exchange that lingered in the air like an unspoken connection. the shared laughter that followed echoes with the resonance of newfound understanding, a bridge of camaraderie spanning the distance between you. in the wake of this unspoken exchange, a question lingered on the tip on your tongue, and as you parted your lips, you felt the weight of curiosity intermingled with the delicate dance of unspoken words.

in the cocoon of that tranquil pause, you breached the subject of mutual aquaintances, "how's connie doing these days? i heard about what happened at the game, sasha told me, and i heard he popped his leg out of place. is he better?" the concern in your inquiry echoed through the air, a testament to the bonds that tethered your lives together and the genuine interest you held for the well-being of your friends.

armin released a heavy sigh, the weight of concern evident in the furrow of his brow and the weariness that seemed to settle on his shoulders, prompting him to scoot his chair closer to the table, running his fingers through his silky hair, he began to unravel the table of a recent mishap, unfolding a narrative of injury that went far beyond a mere inconvenience.

"the doctor had to pop it back in place," armin disclosed, his voice carrying the echo of empathy for connie, "and he has to walk with crutches for the next three weeks." the gravity of the situation hung in the air, casting a somber shadow over the room. armin, who continued to relay the complete picture, continued, "then, on top of all that stuff, he has to do physical therapy before he can even entertain the thought of being back on the field."

as armin shared this intricate web of challenges and setbacks, you couldn't contain the spontaneous "damn," that slipped through the air like an unintentional sigh. this unexpected outburst, accompanied by a chuckle that escaped your lips, lingered in the atmosphere, a momentary lapse in the gravity of armin's narrative that perhaps wasn't needed at that exact juncture. realizing the time of your reaction, you quickly offered a sheepish apology, "sorry." the word woven with a sincerity but also a half-assed awkward laugh, seeking to mend the delicate fabric of the conversation.

in response, a soft smirk danced onto armin's face, a subtle acknowledgement that, despite the seriousness of the shared tales, your momentary lapse had added a touch of unexpected levity to the exchange. "well, boohoo for him," you continued, your voice taking on a playfully dismissive tone as you sought to downplay the weight of armin's challenges. "like i always say, it aint none of my business-" your sentence hung in the air, poised to continue, but before you could add another layer to your commentary, a sassy ahem cut through the air, the unmistakable sound of the librarian's disapproval punctuating the moment with a touch of stern interruption.

the librarian's gaze, sharp as the edge of a well-worn book, fell upon them— a silent warning echoing through the air and casting an almost tangible aura of disapproval. feeling the weight of that stern scutiny, you exchanged a perplexed look with armin, your eyes seeking answers within the depths of his expression. turning back to the librarian, a subtle ballet of facial expressions unfolded— your eyebrows knit together in a quizzical fashion, followed by a dismissive eyeroll that conveyed a mix of frustration and nonchalance. with a dismissive shake of your head, you refocused your attention on armin, seamlessly resuming your conversation with him despite the looming disapproval.

undeterred by your nonchalant disregard, the librarian, an imposing figure draped in an air of authority, advanced toward your secluded corner. her disapproving gaze now took on a vocal form as she delivered a speech about the perceived disrespect you two were displaying, disrupting the studious ambiance for other diligent students. despite your strategic position tucked away from the prying ears of your fellow scholars, the librarian seemed determined to voice her disapproval.

as she embarked on her lecture, you prepared a retort, ready to stand your ground against the unjust accusation. "first and foremost-" you began, a spark of defiance in your eyes. however, armin, ever the voice of reason, interjected, offering a sincere apology in a bid to diffuse the escalating tension and avoid further trouble.

the librarian, though not entirely convinced, graced you both with a half-hearted smile before waddling away, a symbolic retreat but with lingering scrutiny, watching over you like a vigilant dog guarding its territory. seizing the momentary reprieve, you kicked armin's leg, a clandestine exchange in the aftermath of the librarian's watchful gaze.

in the tense silence, you dared to challenge the silence. you signed to armin, "that strict bitch got me fucked up." your fingers moving with precision. armin cracked a smile, and a soft laugh, before it was contained with his serious face— which he could not hold. a daring comment on the librarian's serious countenance elicited the first whispers of shared laughter.

armin, his expressive hands translating his thoughts into graceful features, embarked on signing soliloquy, articulating the depth of your disdain towards the librarian and how he found it both audacious and amusing. even as he chastised you for the audacity of your words— well in this case, signs, —a subtle symphony of amusement played on his lips, manifesting as a soft chuckle that gracefully danced through the air with each sign, weaving together the threads of his disapproval and shared amusement.

your frustration bubbled over as you signed back to him, a clear expression of discontent etched across your face, "i don't care how mean it is, she should've waddled her saggy-titty ass over to those kids over there who're munching so loudly you can hear it from a mile away." the intensity of your annoyance was palpable, yet a paradoxical twist of humor tugged at the corners of your lips as your fingers signed your frustration.

in the midst of your evident frustration, a peculiar phenomenon unfolded – laughter, like an unexpected gust of wind, swept through the solemnity of the moment. the dichotomy between your exasperation and the absurdity of the situation struck a chord, and an involuntary laugh escaped your lips. this unexpected release triggered a domino effect onto armin, who, caught in the whirlwind of conflicting emotions, joined you in a symphony of laughter.

hands instinctively rose to cover faces and mouths, desperately attempting to stifle the burgeoning laughter, but it proved futile. laughter, contagious and unrestrained, echoed through the air like a rebellious melody. in the shared absurdity of the moment, you and armin found yourselves caught in a loop of hilarity, your attempts to quell the laughter only intensifying its persistence. the library, a bastion of silence, momentarily surrendered to the raucous symphony of mirth you both unwittingly orchestrated.

as the librarian, her patience threads worn thin, strode over to our secluded corner, the air in the library seemed to tense, much like the yellowed pages of a time-worn volume about to surrender to the weight of ages. with a demeanor as stern as the rigid silence she enforced, she brought her presence to bear on our animated study session. in a moment, akin to the snap of an old volume's spine yielding to the passage of countless readings, her restraint unraveled.

the second warning followed swiftly, a non-negotiable decree delivered with the eloquence of a stern flick of her fingers. it marked the abrupt end of our scholarly haven, and you and armin found yourselves unceremoniously expelled from the temple of quiet learning. the librarian, a harbinger of order in this sanctuary of knowledge, insisted on our immediate departure, scolding us for the transgression of laughter in her sacred space of silence.

as we gathered our belongings, a ripple of amusement still clinging to our senses, you and armin exchanged glances. you, sprawled on the floor in a fit of uncontrollable laughter, and armin, tears streaming down his face from the unexpected hilarity of the disrespectful moment, shared a moment of connection amidst the chaos. in that shared gaze, the laughter echoed louder than the librarian's reprimand, transcending the confines of the library's strict decorum and etching a memory of a rebellious, yet delightful, escape from the temple of silence.

beyond the weighty portals of the library, liberation unfolded with a saccharine taste, and the resonance of their laughter, akin to a clandestine elixir, cascaded through the echoing corridors. in the shadowy recesses, you and armin, you guys' backs pressed against the frigid walls, imbibed the bitter-sweet irony of their ejection from the sanctum of silence. the solemnity of scholarly pursuit clashed harmoniously with the exuberant and indomitable spirit of youth.

"perhaps," armin mused, his voice a thoughtful cadence, "we might find solace in a locale less draconian in its demand for silence." he delicately wiped away the remnants of laughter-induced tears, exhaling a deep sigh that metamorphosed into an affable smile, a blend of mirth and contemplation.

in response, you, still caught in the remnants of amusement, nodded with a grace that echoed understanding. "a haven where the librarian of knowledge not only tolerates but appreciates the symphony of humor might be our refuge." a melodic chuckle escaped your lips, harmonizing with the lingering echoes of laughter, as you embarked on a leisurely stroll down the corridor, transforming the expulsion from the library into a vibrant and enlightening chapter in your unconventional yet knowledge-filled study session.

❁ suki speaking — fun study session with armin, followed with lots of laughter and scolding!! this was fun to write ngl. the longest oneshot i ever wrote. ts was 2k words, hell. this was meant for neso + all the armin fanboys / fangirls, and his ass better ready every one of these 2,017 words. ok byee guys, im gna go work on my ocs now :3.

[ask-everything]

Hey there Connie. I'm a big fan of video games and it is so cool seeing you. I have a question. Do you know about the Nintendo, Playstation, and Xbox consoles? If so, which one is your favorite?

Big fan of video games, huh? Well, isn't that flattering? I've never had a fan before!

As for my favorite console, great question! I'm partial to all brands; they all have their pros and cons. Personally, I think as long as the console matches your game style, get that one!