#david speaks

[realmustaine]

I’m sorry but why was Dave born with a permanent smirk. Like his kid photos show it too like WHY WAS HE BORN WITH A PERMANENT SMIRK.

[sweettoothvn]

Damn David didn't know you like me like that

"No I don't."

[transsexualtestsubject]

good pets let their doctors break them.

[theinkedknight]

Sometimes I deny myself the validity of forget that nonbinary folks are under the transgender umbrella and thus I'm not invading trans spaces when I desire a t4t relationship where I don't have to explain any of this gender shit.

I have been told that I am invading spaces by both cis and trans folks before and it just poisons the mind

[talkinjacobs]

Sarah made me make a blog :/

[california-112]

They are emailing eachother

[daveycharris666]

2-0 up after 90mins…and we fucked it up! 2-2 😡

[shoeboxgoblin]

The Brian David Gilbert episode of Very Important People is funny front to back but the best part is right after the reveal when Brian is clearly experiencing some kind of mad scientist gender euphoria. Me too.

[realmustaine]

See you in oct 2025 because once I see that crusty man I AM shoving him in that. Hide your wife and children, Dave, for I’m rapidly approaching.

GUYS I HAVE VWRY STRANGE IDEA

this + dave 80s

HELP?? Maybe some artist would like my idea or at least make a sketch, it would be cool…

(SORRY….but i really want to see such art….)

[realmustaine]

TODAYS THE DAY!!1!!1!1!1! NO WARNING?? NO SECOND CHANCE???

[sweettoothvn]

I want to kiss David on the mouth

"Maybe after a breath mint and rephrasing to not be so... ugh... i'll consider your offer."

[transsexualtestsubject]

jesus i think i actually gained like three pounds from this weekend alone

[theinkedknight]

I find myself in a really bad and dark headspace an hour or so before I have to put on the mask of Mister David for about 20ish children. Then take my son to magic club cause I built him a deck and told him we can go. Not doing good

[realmustaine]

Thank you so, so much for the tag!! I appreciate it a lot🖤

Tagging: @ju1ian @backseatrhythm @nervousyounginhumanss @scythelordsucks @kirkwahmmett and YOU too!!

Picrew here

Join in! I've always wanted to start one of these but I also hate choosing people to tag, but I found this one and I was like "hey the doll trend with no AI hell yeah!"

So yeah, reblog with your own picrew!

[sing-a-songofsix-pence]

it wouldve been so funny if they let david tennant use his scottish accent as 14. like nothing else changes. he just liked being scottish as 12 and it stuck. donna is convinced he's faking it.

[aconfusedgoose]

AND DAN AND PHIL ARE BACK???

I started this year making a meme about John Green being back and I thought that would be the wildest thing to happen this year... Clearly I was wrong. I feel like the universe is just confused about what year it is... I'm in my mid 20s now and I don't need to be going through this again.