#davidthepyro

[hells-greatestdad]

"Lucifer, guess this means that certain acts are to be put off for a bit, but how badly are you needing help keeping a toddler under control? and figure out their parentage."

"So... like the old times when me and Lilith would try and sneak in a lil something after Charlie had gone to bed for the night." Not always successfully.

"It is pretty difficult to watch a kid and get work done... as for her parentage, perhaps a DNA test is in order?"

[furrgroup]

Quick, who has the best reaction to finding a stray cat?

I've drawn Lorelei being startled by a stray cat before! I can't post the full picture here but here's her reaction:

[the-smallest-star]

Hannah, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

"Chocolate!!"

[paleobird]

Ava When was the last time you got smothered in some tits?

"I'm not gonna answer that!" It was probably this morning, depending on who she's dating.

[indulgentnine]

Alright, so baby supplies, maternity supplies, also for some of them, i will need your current cupsize and any preference on colors, animal themes or materials used? Might as well cover all the bases on this run, Also your getting this help cause your going to need it, Trust me.

"Anyone ever tell you that you're awfully nosy? I should be asking why you bloody even know about this, but whatever. I'm just going to give you a list with all those details cause I can't be bothered. I have shit to do, so go bother me later," she goes over with a sigh, tapping on her phone to make that list. After that, she's already walking away with a rub on her lower back. She was tired of standing here answering questions.

Cupsize: 32DD Colors: Maroon / Navy Animals: Flammingos / Panthers Materials: Suede / Fleece / Leather

[archhealer]

Medically speaking, this is a hypothetical question, would human methods of birth control work with angel's? like say for example an IUD.

"That greatly depends. There are lots of different types of angels that have different biological structures. Not only that, but there is the spiritual aspect that can additionally complicate things. Some forms of contraceptive only somewhat reduce the chance as some angels are powerful enough that intent can override such mechanisms. Regardless, the types of human contraception can work, but would need to be configured to angelic physiology."

[cooper-blogs]

Wait, people hit on others at the grocery store? I thought it was where one goes to hope to see random well behaved cats in shopping carts..

nvm this is the new shitt

[hellsdisneyprincess]

You know, with being queen for a day, you could mandate something fun, or just for fun like a certain day a month everyone gets a free cupcake

"I get that's the kind of thing that people expect of me, but it's not so simple. For one thing decreeing that for one day a month will make it my dad's responsibility to actually implement and the logistics of actually doing a free cupcake for everyone is kind of insane."

"I mean, you have to consider where the cupcakes are even coming from, who is making them, getting the materials for the influx of demand, making sure they're being distributed correctly, who even would pay for that since free just means the average citizen isn't the one directly paying, etc."

"But the most important thing is that it doesn't really actually benefit anything? Because everything that a leader does is going to have an effect of some kind on the people below them. The higher the leader? The larger amount of people it will affect. In this case, literally all of Hell. Not just my hotel or anything. I'm trying to actually do a good job here, not just fuck around."

"Look, there's a lot of people convinced that me being in charge of Hell will mean that the whole thing will just implode on itself. That I just want to have fun and don't really care about the lived reality of my people. That I'm going to paint all the streets rainbow or something. This is my chance to prove that I'm more than that. I want to actually do good for the people of Hell. The hard part is that everyone has different ideas of what that actually means."

[hells-greatestdad]

Lucifer, have you ever used your shapeshifting ability during intercourse?

"But of course! What's the point of being able to bend and shape your body at will if you don't take advantage?"

[cervidae-demon]

△ What is the most dangerous thing you don't want others knowing about you?

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

"This question confuses me. The most dangerous thing I do not want others knowing about me? I do not understand."

?/10

[the-smallest-star]

Why can this person just imagine Gritt would give a tarrasque belly rubs and it would enjoy them?

//Gritt is a fucking disney princess I swear

[paleobird]

☕

"If I ever hear 'feathered dinosaurs aren't scary' ever again, I'm gonna start biting people. There's so many reasons that's a stupid statement thay it's not even funny."

[indulgentnine]

Velvette, would you like some stuff from the mortal world, or just some help baby prepping?

"Looks like someone fucking knows their place. Sure, give me all the shit you got cause I will damn well need it. There better be some damn pain killers in that prepping pack and one of those big ass donut pillows," she gladly says, smirking with glee to getting free stuff.

[alteregozowie]

🍨 What is the mun’s favorite ice cream flavour? 🍪 Does the mun like sweets?

Breaking the 4th Wall:

"Ice cream on the other hand, that's the go too. All this fancy flavored ice cream! I admire the sobbish behavior when it comes to flavor, I would do the same. It's almost like wine tasting, even."

[radioconstructed]

honestly the WTF kinks one is into are always the most interesting cause it warrants a deep dive into why your into it.

// Oh, she knows why she has them! They're traumagenic. Not all her kinks are traumagenic, but the ones that make her go "uh wtf?" are. They're a result of the decades-long social rejection & infamy that comes with being the Radio Demon.

She's inherently an extrovert, she was a social butterfly in life, and the constant rejection she's faced postmortem for decades (and the effort she puts in to reigning in the creepy -- the pilot soundboard crew have a video on YT about this, this is canonical) has really, really affected her.

Her kinks in response to that are like... oppositional. Not being seen as something to be feared or horrified by. Sometimes it's general sub stuff, like, stuff that conveys to her "I'm not afraid of you and I'm gonna be in charge, actually,"

to being treated the way people think she treats other people in their most exaggerated boogeyman nightmares. She's not out here committing CIA blacksite level torture, but some people think she does! And she does have kinks that involve another person being so unafraid of her that she's the subject of CIA blacksite level torture.

She's not very happy about this! (This is also not public information so no one needs to know! No metagaming, y'all!)

(What sounds good in her head, and what is fun in real life, are two very different things, mind you, and she's not actually up to trying most of this stuff in real life. And no, if someone approaches her like "can I torture you within an inch of your life" she's not going to be secretly turned on, she's going to be genuinely irritated.)

[dick-meister]

‘Inventory Check’

Send ‘Inventory Check’ to see an item in my muse’s inventory. (Accepting)

A plentiful assortment of weapons, musical instruments and guitar picks all fall out the bottom of his robes.

“Those aren’t mine…”