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"extinguisher" does not look like it should be pronounced like it is.

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me with Mashina Vremeni :(

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somebody please make a s.t.a.l.k.e.r. mv to son by molchat doma, i'm begging you please please please

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Watching Жмурки: why was that sexy? this is the best movie ever. why is he so racist? I need him. why does he sound like that? damn thats some great symbolism right there. was that sexy? hardest fit ever created. why is he so racist? is this gay? heh, something got lost in the subtitle translation there. why does he sound like that? that's an evn harder fit, what the hell. why is he so mysoginistic? i need to be him. why are they so racist? this is the best movie ever. why do i think that guy is sexy? why are they so racist? he's just like me fr. wow, what the fuck? why does he sound like that? these subtitles suck. was that a gay sex analogy? why are they so racist? this is the best movie ever.

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the greg saga :))

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

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do you ever have a classmate or friend or enemy or something that does not have any social media at all, but somehow has an art style you just know tumblr would eat the fuck up and you feel like a sleazy director telling the young ingenue she’s gonna be a star, but it’s just me trying to convince him to post his old man yaoi on the old man yaoi site.

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MOLCHAT DOMA NEW ALBUM?????????? WHY DID NOONE TELL MEE????????

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HEY, YOU WHO GOT INTO CREEPYPASTA WHEN YOU WERE LIKE TEN OR NINE!

GO REWATCH THE I EAT PASTA FOR BREAKFAST COMIC DUB ON YOUTUBE DOT COM RIGHT NOW AND YOU WILL HAVE THE BEST CRY OF YOUR LIFE

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the only times i have ever gagged in real life is when i took a drinking vaccine against cholera and also when i saw this image. love it.

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I dreamt that I was at some sort of scout event, and we and my friends ment a bunch of soldriers in a giant parking lot of military trucks. On soldier in the front seat of one of the trucks threw screws and springs at me while holding back tears. I came to the open truck window and we both cried because he would go to war. I told him to come out so i could hug him, and then i saw that something I had said to him when we were in ww2 together was printed in small text on the window. i cried harder and told him i thought i recognised you from somewhere. then i woke up.

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google search how to become your dad but not in a weird way hes just kinda cool enter key

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rewatching youtube videos that you watched as a kid who did not know english enough to completely comprehend what was going on is one of the experiences of all time

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is a man not entitled to his right to be made like a piece of translucent tech, with wires and screws combined grotesquely with meaty internal organs exposed through his magenta plastic shell........

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cant wait for the next zombie movie to call it a "zombie pandemic" when it very clearly only plays out in one part of the world (and it also probably being USA)

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i pretty recently found out that the english word for the universal “kids role playing as a family” game is just called house? just hey you wanna play house? i would have thought it would be at least like “family” or something but no just house. at first i was just like huh ok that’s fucking weird but now that i think about it you could turn that shit into some creepy fucking stuff. in swedish it’s called “mamma, pappa, barn” which literally translates to “mom, dad, children” (thats kinda weird too tbh) it’s a little bit more descriptive than like just house. we are not playing as a family we’re playing as residents of a house. some real fucking This house has people in it shit

take the opportunity horror creators

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i want to look dangerous enough that my kindness is seen as something rare and special