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lacking-hydration · 10 months ago
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anne dudley thank you for cooking so hard sorry that movie genuinely was so mid tier
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emz26 · 5 months ago
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Era un bel posto (seconda crepa)
link al primo episodio
Ero in macchina con un collega, alcune volte anche il mio solitario lavoro necessita di una mano in più, quindi 3 mani, -coglione non fa ridere- disse la mia percezione.
Girovagando tra un controllo e un altro ci trovammo vicino al “bel posto”, era giusto il momento di prendersi un caffè ristoratore, una piccola pausa per riprendere fiato.
Entrammo, la percezione di aver commesso un errore mi prese per mano e mi sussurrò ad un orecchio, -hai fatto una cazzata ata ata ta ta-, la mia percezione ama essere plateale.
Mi ero dimenticato che il mio “accettabile” collega in presenza di una barista si trasformava in un rompicoglioni porco bavoso, ma dentro di me speravo di essere in errore. Speravo che questa volta avesse la decenza di non fare o dire nulla, il disagio mi premeva sullo sterno.
Ordiniamo due caffè, il collega è ancora silente...”cosa stara rimuginando”, “ magari questa volta non avrà intenzione di dire nulla”. Ancora silenzio, non so se esserne preoccupato o sollevato.
La barista posa le tazzine sul bancone, ancora silenzio.
Cominciamo a sorseggiare il caffè, il silenzio diventa materico.
Il collega posa la tazzina sul bancone ed esclama “che buon caffè”
(siamo ancora nell’ambito della decenza e poi qui il caffè è veramente buono)
“e poi gustarlo in un così bel posto”
- allarme rosso, Emz pensa qualcosa Emz pensa qualcosa -
“e poi anche queste tazzine sono molto particolari”
- Emz, ci siamo, fingi uno svenimento-
(coscienza cosa è che dovrei fare?)
- svieni! Coglione! -
“è piacevole fermarsi in un posto così bello”
- defcon 1, defcon1, emz fa’ qualcosa -
“e poi dovo dire che la barista è la cosa più bella qua dentro”
- ormai è tardi...coglione -
(cosce’ ma io non sapevo che fa’, come lo fermo uno così?)
E lì, lì, la barista esplose. Qualcosa dentro di lei si ruppe, afferro la bottiglia azzurra del gin e la fece sbattere contro quella del rum, “anche questa bottiglia è bella”, ne afferro un altra e facendola scivolare sul bancone degli alcolici la schianto contro un’altra” guarda quanto è bella quest’altra”. Le bottiglie cozzavano in maniera pericolosa mentre la sua mano tremava, la voce era diventata stridula, il volto sembrava stravolto. Quel coglione del mio collega continuava a fare degli apprezzamenti e io continuavo a non sapere cosa fare. Mi era chiaro che lei volesse spaccare una bottiglia, voleva ferirsi, meglio una mano squarciata e disinfettata dal whishy che continuare a subire quella violenza.
Uscii e misi in moto la macchina, il collega non automunito dovette seguirmi.
Mi vergognavo ed ero incazzato con me per non aver saputo evitare lo scempio, non sapevo come poter porre rimedio, non sapevo come evitarlo in futuro, sapevo solamente una cosa, sapevo che quella era la seconda crepa.
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bigmeatpete69420 · 2 years ago
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CODE FUCKING RED REPEAT CODE FUCKINF RED DEFCON1
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Soft paws ❤️
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salcristina · 2 years ago
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saw you in the comments of that bpd cat comic (with the pink cat who shows their heart on the outside) and wanted to say thanks for speaking up. It's hard as a nonbinary queer navigating the internet these days when I no longer align with labeling "pathology" after being "diagnosed" bpd by an abusive therapist (who was also working with the state and friends with my questionable foster parents, long crazy story LOL but i digress). The system is designed to kill or make folks compliant, it doesn't actually care. I wasn't anything like the cat comic character and still diagnosed bpd because I (kid you not) didn't want to go to college when i was in foster cate and they thought this was black and white thinking. i wanted help looking for alternatives to college and they instead labeled me as overly needy and used my biological family as an example against me. Not going to further elaborate, but it was as if any emotion or opinion that differed from them was another thing they could claim as mental illness. Labels are designed to control, and their labeling of me didn't help lead me towards their goals it just left me homeless for a couple of years until i found my spouse. Didn't go to college but life has been working out pretty well for me once i dropped pathologizing every aspect of my being. Anywho, apologies for my life rambles and thanks again for saying something, even in a hostile crowd.
👍 I mean we have to think of this in the context of "the social body" or "the body politic," right, those are the things they're concerned about the "health" of, not the individual. In terms of your individual health there are literally no metrics beyond what you personally find most meaningful, desirable, or satisfying. What they're concerned w is the health of a social system in the sense that Howard Zinn wrote about ie "War is the Health of the State." http://www.historyisaweapon.com/defcon1/zinnwarhea14.html
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lillithdv8 · 10 months ago
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Vanessa takes one look at Logan and salivates THEN Wade shows her the Abs x Madonna and the Polycule goes DEFCON1
Two things
1. Deadpool is pansexual and don’t you ever forget it
2. Vanessa would be the FIRST person to suggest a polycule
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from-anger-and-rage · 5 months ago
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“estoy deprimido” -dije
el apego evitativo es un arma poderosa pero es más absurda. es mucho más potente que cualquier bomba de hidrógeno, hablando de la mismísima tsar bomb, el rango destructivo sería diminuto en una comparación.
la guerra fría y el gasto público desmedido en la carrera espacial/nuclear/desarrollo, etcétera, pero ¿qué sentido tuvo destinar tanto presupuesto a algo que nació de la mismísima paranoia? (y hablo de ambos bandos).
el mar, escenario de pruebas atómicas: miles de megatones que solo oyen quienes prueban la funcionalidad del artefacto.
-“que te vaya bien” -dijo
creo que inclusive, cuando somos literalmente explícitos en describir una situación o una variedad de situaciones toca rascar la costra de una herida para que alguien tenga un alcance más verídico del dolor ?¿ o cómo los loquitos posmos de t.e. “una aproximación epistemológica del dolor” (??) -antígona 404
esto es defcon2, con un posible cambio a defcon1 y dentro de casi nada, las 00:00 en el reloj del juicio final.
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littlecornerinbrooklyn · 7 months ago
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Taking Booboo to the vet because for the first time in her entire life she’s not interested in food (and missing two meals is defcon1) but it’s not until 5pm and I’m already sick with anxiety ☹️☹️☹️
Between the work stuff remaining unresolved and my best friend being weird with me I’m just like, not doing great.
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savefilescomng12 · 1 year ago
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Presidential debate reactions: A halting Biden tries to confront Trump at debate but stirs Democratic anxiety about his candidacy
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A raspy and sometimes halting President Joe Biden repeatedly sought to confront Donald Trump in their first debate ahead of the November election, as his Republican rival countered Biden's criticism by leaning into falsehoods about the economy, illegal immigration and his role in the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol insurrection.Biden's uneven performance crystallized the concerns of many Americans that, at age 81, he is too old to serve as president. It sparked a fresh round of calls for the Democrat to step aside.Meanwhile, the 78-year-old Trump's rhetoric offered Americans an unwelcome reminder of the bombast he launched daily during his tumultuous four years in office, as he struggles to win over skeptical voters. He declined to clearly state he would accept the results of the November election, four years after he promoted conspiracy theories about his loss that culminated in the Jan. 6 insurrection.MORE | Next Biden-Trump presidential debate will be in September on ABC
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Biden repeatedly tore into Trump in personal terms in an apparent effort to provoke him, bringing up everything from the former president's recent felony conviction to his alleged insult of World War I veterans to his weight and golf game. But his halting delivery from the beginning of the debate drew the most attention immediately afterward. Trump's allies immediately declared victory while prominent Democrats publicly questioned whether Biden could move forward."I think there was a sense of shock, actually, of how he came out at the beginning of this debate, how his voice sounded. He seemed a little disoriented. He did get stronger as the debate went on but by that time, I think the panic had set in," said David Axelrod, a longtime advisor to former President Barack Obama, said on CNN immediately after. "And I think you're going to hear discussions that, I don't know will lead to anything, but there are going to be discussions about whether he should continue."Said Van Jones, another Democratic strategist, on CNN: "He did not do well at all."David Plouffe, Obama's former campaign manager, described the debate on MSNBC as a "DEFCON1" moment for Democrats.RELATED: Fact-checking the first 2024 Presidential Debate between Donald Trump, Joe BidenBiden began the night with a raspy voice and a halting delivery as he tried to defend his economic record and criticize Trump. A person familiar with the matter said Biden was suffering from a cold during the debate, adding that he tested negative for COVID-19.Biden appeared to lose his train of thought while giving one answer, drifting from an answer on tax policy to health policy, at one point using the word "COVID," and then saying, "excuse me, with, dealing with," and he trailed off again."Look, we finally beat Medicare," Biden said, as his time ran out on his answer.Vice President Kamala Harris reacts to the CNN President Debate of President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump.Biden began to give clearer answers as the debate progressed, still with a rasp, and attacked Trump's record on issues like fighting climate change."The only existential threat to humanity is climate change, and he didn't do a damn thing about it," he said.The current president and his predecessor hadn't spoken since their last debate weeks before the 2020 presidential election. Trump skipped Biden's inauguration after leading an unprecedented and unsuccessful effort to overturn his loss that culminated in the Capitol riot by his supporters.Trump equivocated on whether he would accept the results of the November election, saying he would accept them if the vote was "fair" and "legal," repeating his baseless claims of widespread fraud and misconduct in his 2020 loss to Biden that he still denies.
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Republican presidential candidate former President Donald Trump gestures during a presidential debate with Joe Biden, Thursday, June 27, 2024, in Atlanta.AP Photo/Gerald HerbertPressed on his actions on Jan. 6, 2021, Trump was unapologetic."On Jan. 6, we were respected all over the world, all over the world we were respected. And then he comes in and we're now laughed at," Trump said.After he was prompted by a moderator to answer whether he violated his oath of office that day by rallying his supporters seeking to block the certification of Biden's Electoral College victory and not acting for hours to call them off as they raided the Capitol, Trump sought to blame then-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.Biden said Trump encouraged the supporters to go to the Capitol and sat in the White House without taking action as they fought with police officers."He didn't do a damn thing and these people should be in jail," Biden said. "They should be the ones that are being held accountable. And he wants to let them all out. And now he says that if he loses again, such a whiner that he is, that this could be a 'bloodbath'?"Trump then defended the people convicted and imprisoned for their role in the insurrection, saying to Biden, "What they've done to some people that are so innocent, you ought to be ashamed of yourself."The former president has allied himself with Jan. 6 rioters and sometimes opens his rallies by playing a rendition of the national anthem performed by people jailed on riot-related charges.Trump and Biden entered the night facing stiff headwinds, including a public weary of the tumult of partisan politics and broadly dissatisfied with both, according to polling. But the debate was highlighting how they have sharply different visions on virtually every core issue - abortion, the economy and foreign policy - and deep hostility toward each other.Their personal animus quickly came to the surface. Biden got personal in evoking his son, Beau, who served in Iraq before dying of brain cancer. The president criticized Trump for reportedly calling Americans killed in battle "suckers and losers." Biden told Trump, "My son was not a loser, was not a sucker. You're the sucker. You're the loser."
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CNN's Dana Bash listens as she and Jake Tapper moderate a presidential debate between President Joe Biden and Republican presidential candidate former President Donald Trump.(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)Trump said he never said that - a line attributed to Trump by his former chief of staff - and slammed Biden for the chaotic withdrawal of U.S. forces from Afghanistan, calling it "the most embarrassing day in the history of our country's life."Trump himself agreed to the withdrawal with the Taliban a year before he left office.Biden directly mentioned Trump's conviction in the New York hush money trial, saying, "You have the morals of an alley cat," and referencing the allegations in the case that Trump had sex with a porn actress."I did not have sex with a porn star," replied Trump, who chose not to testify at his trial.Trump retorted that Biden could face criminal charges "when he leaves office," evoking his familiar threats of retribution. Though there is no evidence of any wrongdoing, Trump said, "Joe could be a convicted felon with all the things that he's done."Pressed to defend rising inflation since he took office, Biden pinned it on the situation he inherited from Trump amid the COVID-19 pandemic.Biden said that when Trump left office, "things were in chaos." Trump disagreed, declaring that during his term in the White House, "Everything was rocking good."By the time Trump left office, America was still grappling with the pandemic and during his final hours in office, the death toll eclipsed 400,000. The virus continued to ravage the country and the death toll hit 1 million over a year later.Trump repeatedly insisted that the three conservative justices he appointed to the Supreme Court helped overturn the landmark Roe v. Wade decision and returned the issue of abortion restrictions to individual states, which is what "everybody wanted." Biden countered that abortion access was settled for 50 years and that Trump was making it harder for women in large swaths of the country to get access to basic health care.At one point, Trump defended his record on foreign policy and blamed Biden for the conflicts in Ukraine and Gaza, suggesting the conflicts broke out when the aggressors felt free to attack because they perceived Biden as weak."This place, the whole world, is blowing up under him," Trump said."I never heard so much malarkey in my whole life," Biden retorted.Trump was asked what he would do to make childcare more affordable. He used his answer to instead boast about how many people he fired during his term, including former FBI Director James Comey and criticized Biden for not firing people from his administration.Trump has promised sweeping plans to remake the U.S. government if he returns to the White House and Biden argues that his opponent would pose an existential threat to the nation's democracy.Aiming to avoid a repeat of their chaotic 2020 matchups, Biden insisted - and Trump agreed - to hold the debate without an audience and to allow the network to mute the candidates' microphones when it is not their turn to speak. The debate's two commercial breaks offered another departure from modern practice, while the candidates have agreed not to consult staff or others while the cameras are off.Both men abided by the rules and didn't speak out of turn. Near the end, Biden also appeared to question Trump's weight - leading Trump to respond while his mic was muted, making his answer partly inaudible - and the two squabbled about their golf handicaps."Let's not act like children," Trump replied.Trump walked straight off the stage alone, after the debate. Biden was joined by his wife Jill, who watched from a green room. They hugged and kissed and she held his hand and seemed to assist him down the stairs as they approached Bash and Tapper to greet the moderators before leaving.Heading out of the debate, both Biden and Trump will travel to states they hope to swing their way this fall. Trump is heading to Virginia, a onetime battleground that has shifted toward Democrats in recent years.Biden is set to jet off to North Carolina, where he is expected to hold the largest-yet rally of his campaign in a state Trump narrowly carried in 2020.___Miller, Price and Weissert reported from Washington.Copyright © 2024 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. Source link Read the full article
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sethd8 · 1 year ago
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The Portal 2024-06-01 12:34:00
ALTS2 reboot on standby, DEFCON1
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helreginn · 1 year ago
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Hel looked like she was about to have an aneurysm. "You..." She brought a hand to her mouth as the gravity of his carelessness dawned. She stayed like that a good five seconds before asking for clarification, "You loosed the ones that were bound?" She turned from him and went off in a trail of curses under her breath. This was defcon1 and she did not have a shelter.
Unfortunately, Aegnor had never taken warnings well.
“I thought it sad to have them tied up.” He insisted. Overhead, the flap of wings could be heard, but Aegnor plowed ahead. “They’re such majestic creatures.”
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kyledefoor · 6 years ago
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Much love and respect to @defcon_1 for always hooking me up with new kicks. I pretty much either wear DEFCON Vans or Danner boots only now except when I go for a run. I’m very impressed with with the new offering but my black @multicampattern aren’t worn out yet so these will stay on the ready five for when needed. #defoorproformanceshooting #defcon #defoor #defconvans #kd4 #defcon1 #vans https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx5qfCylBA7/?igshid=1l74em2pp024l
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„What’s happening to me? I’m on defcon 1 and still all my defenses are down. However did you hack me?“ - by thisbighush
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phonkiethezombie · 3 years ago
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Made in 2019. This one is for Defcon1. -Hardstyle-....Break the silence! Peace.
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blondesforreagan · 4 years ago
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Yes, we practiced this in the 60′s. My mother told me she’d rather run outside and breathe in deep. She would not have been wrong.
Our school had a Fallout Shelter. Guess that was for the adults, theory being they could make more kids.
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szalacsi · 5 years ago
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we are gonna start here
2021ben lesz vajon?
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eugenehong · 5 years ago
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Just in, #Defcon1 thank you 🙏🏻 @randy_gage I can’t wait to study this!!!! Especially during these times. #masterjediGage #randygage #leveragesales #defcon (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAY1OjNjJWu/?igshid=1e8vhniup9q82
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