#detector speaks

[twochance-detector]

so glad you agree with googoo babies tag because i also happened to pick the phrase up from a friend. the virus its spreading.

hello you said we could ask for your twochance headcanons so.... twochance headcanons pls? (also ur art is peak if you couldnt tell by my spam reblogs) 🥹🥹🥹

— @f0rs4k3nbyth3sp4wn

oh hell yeah jigsaw.. (cracks my knuckles

I think after every round two time gets Alot more tired compared to the other survivors Because i like to think weakness V gives you a bit of fatigue So usually two time tends to nap on top of chance often, and since theyre basically a cat By cat rules Chance is legally stuck there 😁

Bonus points if chance has several stacks of weakness so theyre just napping together

[twochance-detector]

hey guys! getting straight to the point, i’ve created a lore document for basically every forsaken detector i could find and compiled it for the convenience of whoever needs it! check it out here ^_^

a lot of it is only semi-complete, and i’m taking suggestions for info to add (or correct) in dms or asks :]

(big link under the cut in case the imbed doesnt work)

[loss-detector]

if you think that just because you are oppressed you cannot contribute to the oppression of anyone else... idk how else to say it but you're kinda dumb.

[azure-detector]

// It seems there is an evil counterpart of me going around. I don’t know why they’re here or what they want.

// I just know this… wasn’t supposed to happen.

[twochance-detector]

WE’RE NOT SHEDLETSKY!!! YOU’VE GOT THE WRONG GUYS!!!

guys should i kill all the other detectors

doombringer detector will die first if yes

[sealrock]

febhyurary, day 20: divinity

22nd sun of the 6th umbral moon, 1577

"as I passed through the north shroud, I ran into an odd stranger on his way out—his name was 'deryk', a wanderer with no set destination. he appeared rather plain and unassuming, his words were vague and body language closed. attached to his shoulder was a baby opo-opo with no name, an orphan he claimed it was. what was meant to be idle chitchat turned into a night's worth of talk as we shared a meal. for someone so quiet, he was more than happy to share with me stories of his travels, he's been everywhere it seems. I fought off sleep to keep him company... it was as if he hadn't talked to anyone else in the entire world. I could tell he wanted to be left alone, but he seemed drawn to me—and my camera, but the thought of getting his aethograph taken made him flush a bright red. of course, me being me, I persuaded (more like pressured) him to at least sit for a minute for someone to take the aethograph for my collection. eager to show him how the camera worked, I felt my entire body seize up as I looked at what the device spat out. I stood there, gaping like a fish as the memories flooded back to me. this couldn't be happening again. deryk simply shrugged and said, softly but eerily: 'looks like your apparatus needs a bit of fine tuning.' by the time I gathered by bearings, deryk and his companion were gone."

[a-spoonful-of-scourge]

I propose that all rat-detectors and rat-detectors adjacent blogs of ratblr play the role of the Mice in The Nutcracker

[twochance-detector]

hi i’m valfrey! i find twochance/twocoins/chancetime/secondchance art and reblog it.

feel free to @ me in any content you find! also feel free to send me silly asks (please do these two things)

if your blog is based on a different two time or chance ship, dw! you’re welcome and encouraged to interact in a friendly manner

thrice daily queue + immediate reblogs are used

(extras below)

this is the twochance detector-sona! if you ever wanna draw fanart of the mod, refer to this drawing ^_^

+ their partner! (designed by my girlfriend ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)��) if you want to draw ship art do it with this fella!

chance detectorsona is named melon, two time detectorsona is named sugar!

[twochance-detector]

woah woah woah guys… we don’t have to fight…. make love not war….

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

Can I request a bigger cage and some entertainment? It's kinda boring in here

- @the-detector

Hehe sure you're a fascinating gimmick!!!

And for entertainment?.... Um I've got a pun for ya

What did the brother cell say to the sister cell when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

[cane-detector]

Hey everyone! For this disability pride month, we'll be focusing on all the different ways didabled people live and interact! There will still be plenty of fandom art, but also focusing on people's photos and sona/oc art!

Happy disability pride month! I love you all!

[loss-detector]

since 2 transfem blogs i used to respect have come out and become vehemently transandrophobic in less than a week, i want to state once and for all:

THIS BLOG WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT TRANSMASCS AND WILL ALWAYS ACKNOWLEDGE TRANSANDROPHOBIA

trans rights are for ALL TRANS PEOPLE

- loss-detector <3

[twochance-detector]

(sugar ended up paying)

RB can you get me a medium pretzel crust pizza- actually make that a large- with pepperoni on half and pineapple on the other half? also can you add mushrooms but only to the pepperoni side, also can you add sausage to the pineapple and pepperoni side but like, not on all of the pizza? like can you half and half it? also can you switch the pretzel crust for normal crust i changed my mind. and can i add a medium soda and a side of cheese sauce- wait no switch that for garlic, my partner doesn’t like the cheese sauce texture. thaaaaanks!

- @twochance-detector

Im ending it tonight...

Coming right up!

WE NEED A LARGE PIZZA WITH PEPPERONI AND MUSHROOMS ON ONE HALF, PINEAPPLE ON THE OTHER HALF, WITH SAUSAGES ON HALF OF BOTH SIDES WITH A MEDIUM SODA AND GARLIC SAUCE OUT HERE!

It'll be right out! Your total is 24 solid.

[lena-thinks-too-much]

So I'm currently taking an intro to Criminal Justice class

Apparently the guy who invented the polygraph also invented Wonder woman?

You know. The woman with a lasso that forces you to tell the truth?

[s-lycopersicum]

I find so silly how many americans/europeans will talk about our electric shower heads as if they are particularly hazardous, given that most domestic appliances up there are designed to kill unless regular maintenance is performed.

[azure-detector]

//The longer I spend with these detectors, the more I feel like I'm growing attached.

// Rather inconvenient, I gotta admit