#dexisfinallygivenpagetime

[dex-the-smart-one]

If this gets to 1k notes before 2024 I’ll make myself create a sleep schedule and follow it correctly

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Me

for some positivity , what's something you genuinely love about kotlc? it can be literally anything

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IF THIS GETS 1K NOTES…

I’ll put me, my friends, and some other people in out world into a hunger games simulator. (Sophie introduced me to this book series and I found it quite interesting.)

I’ll post all the stuff in here and even give some fun commentary~

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Can you please tell Magnate Leto that I can’t accept his job offer or control my species?

@magnatetheleto

uh

she can’t accept the job offer or control her species

I am so confused

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are you planning on getting together with your cousin’s boyfriend

Sophie's dating someone-?!

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Hey dex! I’m about to be really hypocritical but How long has it been since you slept? Yha that’s right tech boy. GO TO BED. <3 ur fav cousin ( and I think your only cousin )

u h . . .

*Counting on my fingers real quick.*

It has been a total of 76 hours since I have slept!

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*Dex is in his lab, head pounding, breathing heavy. It had been an excruciatingly busy and hectic day, and his muscled felt near collapsing from exhaustion as he sat down, head rushing with thoughts of ill intent.*

*His hands shakily make their way to his imparter, quietly whispering the words,*

Fitz Vacker.

@fitz-avery-vacker

[dex-the-smart-one]

You've got gadgets to fix. Be fucking useful.

He doesn't like you. he pities you. you don't deserve someone as amazing, as wonderful, as perfect as him. you're a misfit. a mistake. he's a prince. how does he even put up with you. you don't deserve any of this. his love is meant for someone better than you. why do you subject yourself to the thought that he actually enjoys you.

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Wtf is corn???????

The Lost Cities dont have corn😩

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what's your opinion on fedex trucks

Wtf is a Fedex truck and why does it have my name in it

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS—

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Hey uhm, are you free tomorrow afternoon?

Yeah—…!!

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what do you think of your new portrait?

I.

I don’t know.

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Rude—

who out of the kotlc squad pulls the least, go

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Hey dex! How are you? How’s the triplets? Wanna hang out soon? Hope all is well!- Sophie

Rex is sad, triplets are crazy, I’m sleep deprived and I probably have a broken arm from an accident right now-

I love seeing you Sophie, but I’m a bit packed right now

(don’t tell Elwin about the arm. It’s fine. I think. I’m writing this with my voice because I can’t type)

I can’t even color the text-

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dexistential crisis

Hey! I suffer from those every day! 🤠

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*knock knock* hey dex?

i feel like we haven't really talked to eachother for a long time...

can i just ask you about a few things?

…oh hey Dad. Sure.

*Dex opens to door to let his dad in.*