#djshsjs this was a lot of fun to make

[tyungelic]

★ txt lgbt headcanons from me, a lesbian who’s correct about everything always

(based off of @elaichoi’s brilliant post about whether or not the members would take dick)

this post is made all in good fun and not to be taken seriously as a sexuality analysis these are based mostly off of me and my girlfriend yapping in discord all day

enjoy!! (or don’t idc)

★ SOOBIN

this is a straight cis man who watches anime

probably gets off to badly animated big anime titties that look like water balloons

would probably kiss a guy once and be like … nah that’s not my thing

the best guy to come out to bc he’ll just be like “oh cool congrats”

★ YEONJUN

this guy loves kissing on his homies!!!!

male version of those straight girls who makeout with their girl friends at the club after two vodka sours

most likely straight with some gender wizardry going on

would probably clock you as gay before you even come out but will still be nice about it (he’ll text you about how he knew you were a fruit the moment you first met)

great person to go to pride events with

★ BEOMGYU

THIS IS A GAY MAN SORRY LADIES

he’s literally on korean gay twitter what business would any straight cis man have on gay twitter cmon now

has probably been in a situationship with a guy that broke his heart and changed the trajectory of his life forever (gay canon event)

if you come out to beomgyu he’s gonna be like “really???” all sarcastically and make fun of you but then give you a big hug and say he’s proud of you

★ TAEHYUN

probably bisexual with a female lean

loves older women and men his age that he can throw around like a rag doll

found out what pride month was and immediately started doing extensive research (looking up am i gay quizzes and taking all of them)

yet another good person to come out to, he’d say he’s happy for you and then says he hopes you don’t get into a relationship before he does

another good person to go to pride events with he would pick up on voguing really quickly and start housing mfers

★ HUENINGKAI

lord of the gender the most gender person to ever exist

would probably go by all pronouns

likes to experiment with labels

sexuality-wise i see him as demisexual and panromantic he just seems like he wouldn’t want sex with someone unless he was infatuated with them

good person to come out to i feel like he would be so kind and listen to you gush about your crush for hours (this is the talk and talk the night away he’s referring to in bfm txt version)

okay that’s it thanks for reading!! and remember…

[quackisinnit]

What Dream, George, Sapnap, Karl, Quackity, c!Techno, Wilbur would get you for Valentine's Day

Note: probabaly the biggest headcanon i've ever wrote KDSHJS i'll only do this when theres a speacual occasion. sorry it came out so late!!

Genre: fluff, romantic, irl and in-game, gender neutural, they/them

Warnings: none

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Dream

Heart Shaped Balloons and Flowers

he would bring you to a fancy restaurant

like he would go all out

anyways

he gives you the gifts like before you leave the restaurant

he payed for the check

and he just stands up and says "wait here, i'll just get something real quick from the car"

you're so confused cause like

he already brought you to a fancy place?? what other surprise does he have for you

and he comes in with the balloons and flowers

and you're all like

"dream you're too sweet, i'm gonna cry"

"aww no dont cry D:"

when he gives it to you he kisses your cheek and say some romantic stuff

"i love you so much y/n"

"i'm so grateful for you, thank you for sticking withme theough thick and thin"

George

Chocolates and A Teddy Bear

you would both be at home

just hangin out

cause why go out if you can just stay at home an watch movies together??

he'd even make you pick the movie

which is pretty rare

cause in his words,

"you always pick the worst movies"

"wdym??? i pick the best movies D:<"

and while watching

he gets up and you dont really expect anything

cause yaknow he could be going to the rest room

and when he comes back,

he calls out to you, gifts in hand

"y/n,"

you then look at him and he smiles at you

"happy valentines day:)"

and he'd give you the tightest hug in the world

"aw george thank you, you're the best"

"i know😏"

"oh shut up"

Sapnap

A Big Teddy Bear and Flowers

he would try to plan something big

like a big banner with "happy valentines day!", lots of flowers, etc

but he couldn't cause he was busy:((

and a few days before valentines day he'd just buy you flowers

he planned to give it to you before you wake up

so he woke up earlier than you

he tried to make breakfast for you

but he was so nervous so it was pretty hard

like he would be trying to make you some eggs but heended up burning them on accident

in the end he just made you a sandwhich

when he went in you were still alseep

and after a few minutes of deciding,

he called dream LMAOO

"DREAM HELP WHAT DO I DO"

"JUST WAKE THEM UP"

and so he did

you were greeted with a very happy and nervous sapnap

"happy valentine's day:)"

and he'd give you the flowers and sandwhich

later on in the day you both went to a carnival and win you a big teddy bear in one of the games

cause he felt bad for just getting flowers djshsj

Karl

Cupcakes and A Teddy Bear

he'd first greet you in the morning by peppering your face with kisses and handing you the bear

"here you go love, happy valentines day"

and he'd be all giggly that day too

for the next surprise

he would make this a bonding experience

like you would both make the cupcakes

maybe even make a contest and see who makes the better cupacakes

and it'd be so much fun

he'd throw flour at you, try to mess up the color of your icing by adding more food color in it, etc

like you'd be mixing and he just comes up behind you and probabaly throws an egg at your head LMAOO

"okay so i nee-" you feel something hard hit your head and then hear a cracking sound

you turn around to see that karl has thrown an egg at your head

but it didnt break, it only broke when it finally hit the ground

"oh karl you're in for it now-"

you'd be throwing different ingredients at eachother

maybe even spoons and spatulas

"HA get recked y/-" he pauses

"y/n."

"did you just hit my head with a fork?"

"... maybe"

just really chaotic honestly

and cleaning up would be pretty hard

like there would be flour and icing everywhere

but the whole experince was fun<3

Quackity

Flowers and Song/Poem

he'd be stressed about it

like "will they like it?" "is it good enough??"

just lots of thoughts racing through his head

when he gives it (the flowers) to you

his hands would be sweaty

he clears his throat and gets a piece of paper from his pocket

and its the poem

he starts readibg the lines

(spoiler, its a joke poem)

"y/n, the first time i saw you, i pissed my pants"

"and i like ants"

or somethimg like that KSJAK

he'd just say stupid stuff to make you laugh

then after that comes the real gift

the song

this man makes his own song and tune

nothing was taken from the internet

like he wrote the lyrics himself and the tune

and he'd sing it seriously

when done with the song, he looks at you

"did you like it??"

"like it?" you scoffed

his heart fucking STOPS

"i loved it:)"

and he'd just let a sigh of relief

"dont ever pull that shit again i thought you hated it >:()"

Techno

Going on Picnic and Poem

at first he wouldn't know what to give you tbh

he'd be asking phil what to give you

"phil what should i give y/n?"

and phil would help him

"just give them anything, i'm sure they'll love whatever you get"

"but phil what if-"

he'd want something good enough for you

like he doesn't want to get you just flowers

it needs to be something better than that

but at the same time he's just too lazy to plan anything that big

so he just decided on going on a simple picnic

and he also decided to write you a poem

so you're picnic takes face in a large field

in the middle of nowhere

"techno, where are we?"

"you'll see"

you both to a hill where you find a blanket and a basket, filled with various kinds of food and drinks

"aww techno, thank you. you're so sweet:D"

and he'd be all flustered

"yeah but its just a picnic.."

you both sat down and just talked about things

and before you left he told you he had one more surprise

he reaches to the bottom of the basket where a paper lays

he gets it and begins reading it to you

spoiler alert, its the poem

when he's done, just like quackity, he looks at you

"did,, did you like it?????"

"i loved it techno" and you peck him on the lips

and techno?

boom, his heart explodes

"i'm glad you liked it"

he's so awkward and flustered brrr

Wilbur

Chocolates and a Song

with the song he just speedran it

but at the same time he didnt

like he made the tune quickly

but he took a long time with the lyrics

trying to find the perfect words

but it was hard

because you were so perfect and lovely to him

also cause you were always around him

and you might see what he was doing:((

obviously that would ruin the surprise

so he tried his best to keep it a a secret

and he was able to do it

soon valentines day came

and he sang his song to you

in a blanket fort he made

out of chairs, blankets, and pillows

the fort was filled with stuffed animals, snacks, drinks etc

anything you could think of, it was probably there JSJAJSJ

and if you had a pet

they would just be chilling in the fort

he sang his song there

after, he gave you choclates

cause why not??

he loves you so much so why not more gifts???

[merrrrrrrrry]

hi hi hi ✨🫶🏻

happy louis day!! im so glad tumblr knew who i was looking for when i searched for your blog bc i didn’t know you changed your url djshsjs

i use this recipe, but i usually put more of the seasonings in than the recipe says bc otherwise it’s a tad bland ✨

okay so im not sure if i already told you about the cross stitch bookmark (i might have i can’t remember) but i finished that and then i made us commemorative taylor swift tickets bc we’re seeing her in march and it sucks that now when you go to a concert you don’t get physical tickets to keep and we both like those kinds of momentos so i designed them and printed them on cardstock and laminated them and everything and they look so good!! im really happy with how they turned out 🥺 and then i made her two tshirts with memes (kind of) on them that i think she’ll really like 🫶🏻 it was so funny making them bc my mom was watching me do it and she kept laughing and saying we were both dumb (affectionate) djshsj

that sounds amazing omg i love places like that!! that sounds like a lot of fun 🫶🏻 did you see anything super fun or interesting while you were there (aside from the place as a whole)? i would love to be in that shop surrounded by baking stuff 🥹 also!!!! i love that for you!!! there’s just something so special about buying baking implements 🥺 i bought a new cookie scoop the other day and i love it so much ✨

i haven’t seen it! please share your experience if you do end up watching it 🫶🏻

sending you lots of hugs 🫂💗✨

-✨holiday pal✨

Hello

Happy happy Christmas!!💕💕

I'm so sorry i changed without any warning 🙈🙈 and I'm so happy you still found me, sometimes Tumblr's search function makes the love stories huh❣️

You did tell me you'll do some cross stitch for your friend's presents but you didn't tell me what it'll be , I'll be looking forward to seeing those photos💕

And oh my god!!!! That's so awesome that's absolutely brilliant. I can truly comprehend just how good you are at crafts. That's so so sweet and thoughtful to make those tickets for your friend. Isn't it just the best feeling when you can make the ones you love, laugh❣️❣️

I honestly wasn't able to get a good look at the shop at all because it was so so crowded. There was a long long queue and we were standing there for one and a half hour before we got to the counter. My university is in a different state so I live in the hostel on campus and I'll be going back on the 1st for my 2nd semester. I'll be looking forward to going back to the shop when I'm back home again when the semester ends

Congratulations on your cookie scoop! I watched the first 5 episodes and it was so much fun. I've never really watched an anime properly before. Back when i still watched a little tv sometimes, we used to get animax on cable and i watched k-on and spooky kitaro for a short while but it was not dedicated watching or anything.

Sending you lots and lots of hugs right back and maybe even smooches if you're amenable💕💕💕

Have a breathtaking day 💕💕

[merrrrrrrrry]

hiiiii 💗🫶🏻✨

those colors are so pretty!!!! honestly i think u did a great job applying the polish<3 plus even if it’s a little messy eventually after you wash your hands/shower once or twice the messy bits on your skin come off so it works out in the end 🤷🏼‍♀️

the best part of window shopping, especially when it’s at a place that’s expensive, is nitpicking the stuff you don’t like djshsj also that’s valid! it’s nice to take stuff in instead of constantly taking pictures

thank you for sharing your photos 🫶🏻🫶🏻 i enjoyed them and im living for the cat picture ✨

i can help you find a recipe if you would like!! is there any specific kind of chicken and pasta dish you’re looking for? also kudos to you for (potentially) making pasta from scratch! i’ve never done it before so i don’t have any tips but hopefully it goes well if you do end up making it<3

it’s nice that you got to spend time with your family 🥹✨ sucks that your train was 12 hours late though omg ☠️

i made homemade pizza tonight for dinner!! it was the first time i’ve made pizza dough from scratch and it turned out great and my mom and sister enjoyed it as well so im super happy about that ✨

bless your keyboard and you 💗✨ i hope your week is going well so far, sending you lots of love 🫶🏻

-✨holiday pal✨

Helllo

That is absolutely true and the one thing that saves my ass but other than that my execution is pretty bad🤣 but i don't mind, i just think it's fun to see colours on my nails

Did you see that potato i posted in your tag? It's so cute.

I was thinking of like an Alfredo sauce type of thing but with chicken in it. I've found seperate recipes for Alfredo sauce and for different kind of chicken dishes but not a good one for chicken alfredo

That's so so amazing!! I wish I could try your pizza, i bet it was amazing

My week has been going well and that remember I told you I had to write a review for a book on arbitration law i was struggling to get through, i finally completed it! It's obviously not very advanced at all because I've only just completed my first semester so i don't know a lot but im still so happy i got it done

As a reward, I've been binge watching dance videos. This is something about me, i don't know.if you've noticed but i have a 'movement' tag in my blog. Some of it is jokey but it's basically my dedication to dance. I love dance and dancing and choreography and dance concepts and everything. I discovered Aidan Carberry today watching steezy videos and oh my god, i can't believe I didn't know he existed. If you're not that into dance, i still think you'd just get stuck in watching his first dance with his wife Elizabeth. I learned bharatnatyam for like 8 years or so and have the first certificate in it as well. I always wanted to and still want to learn other forms as well but that's not an affordable option. I hope i can get to do it when i earn myself

What's something you like that you haven't told me about that you'd be comfortable sharing??

💕💕💕

[merrrrrrrrry]

hiiii ✨

we love a good public transit system!!!! truly makes everything so mych easier!

that all sounds like so much fun!! what colors of nail polish did you get? i bet they’re all super pretty 🥹 im actually pretty good at applying nail polish i just never do it djshsj but i used to paint my moms nails all the time when i was younger 🥺 i had no idea who Sabyasachi was but i looked on instagram and im in awe!! everything is so pretty!!! the caves sound amazing!! did you take a lot of pictures or no? we don’t have anything similar near where i live but i would love to go somewhere like that in my life. was there anything super special down the trail not meant for tourists?

it sucks that you weren’t able to try Marathi food but it sounds like the trip was still amazing!! and it’s good that you were able to go to the seafood restaurant and have a good experience✨

i do cook!! im basically the only person in my family who knows how to cook/enjoys cooking. my mom used to do all of the cooking when i was younger, but i really started enjoying cooking when i was 16/17 so i kinda took over. my favorite and my family’s favorite is fettuccine alfredo! i make the alfredo sauce myself and add broccoli and chicken and it’s always so good!!

im late responding to your last reply so i hope the rest of your trip was just as enjoyable as the beginning and your journey home was safe 🫶🏻✨

-✨holiday pal✨

Hellllo

There were so many colours - I'm currently wearing two of them, very badly applied. There's orange and blue and green and black in addition to these

Sabyasachi makes lehengas very well. As well as those little clutches of his. Saaris are a hit and miss. But we did Not like his gowns and suits and kurtas. We stood there criticising knowing full well we wouldn't buy a thing akdbajksks

This time around i didn't take as many photos during my entire vacation. I just let myself relax a bit and take everything in rather than rush to take photos like i usually do. Here's a few for you

This is the iconic CSTM station facade at night

Here's the Taj and Gateway of India as seen from a ferry. That tall building behind Gateway of India is continental, the ugly (in my opinion) new expansion of Taj hotel.

Here's the view from very close to the topmost point of Gharapuri island where Elephanta Caves are located

Here's a photo of a sculpture of Ganesh from inside the Elephanta Caves. This sculpture was in a cave that was inside the main cave, hence the bad lighting

Here's a cat near Jahangir Art Gallery

Here's my favourite photo from Kanheri caves

And here's a monkey from on top of kanheri

Sorry I went overboard 😬😬there wasn't anything super special about that trail other than that it was narrow and precarious. But there were some pretty wildflowers💕💕 couldn't risk taking out my phone to take a photo for fear of falling but they were very pretty

I cook pretty rarely so i don't have a lot of practice and i take a lot of time. I'm planning on cooking on Christmas for my family. I've already got my recipe for the pavlova that I'll make in the microwave. I want to make a chicken and pasta dish and make the pasta from scratch but I'm struggling to find a recipe 🥲for it

We spent the last today in Navi Mumbai just in a relative's flat the entire time. It was lovely to catch up with Aita (Grandma) and Koka (Grandpa). They're not blood relatives but close family friends on my father's side that have become like family. They're getting really old now but it was delightful to see how they're still getting along despite their ailments. Our train back home was more than 12 hours late💀 but i didn't mind. It allowed me to take the cstm photo that I've shared with you

That fettuccine Alfredo sounds so good. Tell me more about your cooking experiences.

Look at what my keyboard suggested when i typed that sentence☝🏼💕🥺

[merrrrrrrrry]

hi ✨

this is an old work story but when i was 18 my first job i worked at this convenience store/gas station type place and my friend and i were stocking the cooler together and we made a throne out of cases of beer djshsj it’s a super boring story but i think about it sometimes and just remember how much fun we had while doing it 🥺

that is..insane oh my god 😳 truly such a wild circumstance this one man created for two families ☠️ it’s good though that they were able to come to a compromise, it probably saved them all the extra unnecessary stress on top of what they’ve already dealt with 😭 feel free to share more stories if you want 🫶🏻

oooh please share!!! i love seeing people’s craft projects!! and i will for sure show you some of my projects once i can reveal myself!! im actually planning on making two small cross stitch things for presents for my bestfriend for christmas so i’ll take pictures of those as well and show you 🫶🏻🫶🏻

i hope you have a good day today and everyday💗💗

-✨holiday pal✨

Hellllo

I'm very sleepy now so I hope.my answer doesn't become incomprehensible

That's the most fun story and i l love that you made.friends.at work. The childish joy of stacking things is unmatched!!

Yeah, it saved them from lots of stress and also tons of time as well as money that would have been spent for further litigation. Neither parties were in the wrong at all, so why should either be punished?

I'm too sleepy to think of another story to share, I'm so so sorry but let me know more about you? Are there any sports you like/play? I love watching certain sports but it's sort of hyperfixation mode for me wherein I'll get hooked for a stretch of time and then abandon it for ages and then come back again etc. Also since I was born my exposure.to.sports happened mostly through my brother.. it's fun to sit behind me and somehow actually learn some stuff while he rambles and also to tease the hell out of him when he tries to act too much like an expert 🤣🤣

What kind of cinema do you watch? Do you like reading, do you like watching shoes??

I will share the photo with you at the earliest provided you do not make fun of my lack of skills(you're too nice so i know you won't)