#do I need to precise?

[youchangedmedestiel]

I need your help. I have this fic idea and I'm thinking about guys from the show that might be interested in Dean romantically and/or sexually.

For now, I have Cas (shoker I know), Crowley, Benny and Viktor. I'm thinking about Garth too. I need other candidates though. Can you help me and suggest some pleaaaaaase?

[thechekhov]

nobody in their right mind will let me do this but I want to get in the water and try to mimic orca sounds at orcas in real time. I know I can do whistles and clicks underwater, and I need to see if

a) they would be loud enough for the orca to hear and

b) if it would freak them out

whether or not I get killed in this scenario is irrelevant. I need to see an orca as wigged out as a cat when you meow at it.

[chubbychiquita]

i am almost 40 lbs up since the beginning of september 😩

[merakiui]

thinking about ojiisan professor ashengrotto........ divorced professor who teaches an economics class or something within the business degree. think tapis rouge azul, but he's your attractive, aged-like-wine professor you can't help but admire during lectures. orz

or professor hunt who teaches a poetry class...... submitting the steamiest of poems for him to read and because he's rook he praises you endlessly, where it's on the verge of carnality. or this same situation but with the uptight professor flamme........ :) there is a 99.9% chance he is jorking it to your poetry by candlelight,,,, professor graves is probably no different.

of course i can't talk about professors without mentioning the beloved himself..... professor crewel. i need to be in a secret situationship with him and he says he'll put an end to this because it isn't right for him or his "morality" and constantly jeopardizes his career, leaving such a mixed taste in his mouth, but then here he is taking you on a private retreat in some distant wintry village for the holiday.......... fucking you over the hood of that pretty, classic car of his. >_< you taste just as bittersweet as this secret, and perhaps that's why it's so hard for him to stop. it wouldn't be a proper addiction if it was without harm, would it?

[celuere]

Do y‘all ever think about watching arle change in front of you before bed or am I just gay

[fishbloc]

i will try to open my shop at the start of june so if i dont do that someone is allowed to legally shoot me on sight

[vampirefunkmetal]

clocking in for another nightshift at the "making fun of remmick nolastname sinners (2025)" factory

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok Voice: You are her official right hand while I have been making detailed psychological observations about her for the past four years - we are not the same.

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[pip3dream]

“ ‘Don’t’ Will said, ‘don’t think you know Jem better than I do’ “

- clockwork angel

so do we think Tessa now knows Jem better than Will

[verysmallcyborg]

haha oh man are you ever normal in the club. i never am. permanently debuffed

(THANK YOU @oneiroy FOR THEIR NEW AND IMPROVED FACE SCARS. OUGH........!!!!!)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

May I offer you a hastily drawn picture to wish you a good get-through-the-week? :3

HELLO ??????? HELLO hot gluing this to my eyes IMMEDIATELY thank you so much i feel myself becoming stronger already

[sollucets]

ray -> mew // sand -> ray, or: projecting

+1: the difference

[essektheylyss]

I am once again knitting which means I'm back to the Nein rewatch and happened to be on Midnight Espionage, and truly INSANE episode. The egg dick, both break-ins, the Zauber Spire attack, and the first time a beacon is on screen in like four hours flat. Trent Ikithon is there. The episode ends with Liam and Marisha yelling, "TRUST THE PORN."

[demonslayedher]

The end of this season kinda had good timing so that I can have my brain back while doing a much of research trips. I won't be very responsive, but I'll still be chilling out on Tumblr here or there with randomness and updating the GiyuShino fic when I have nights back at home (and I'll go put up Chapter 5 soon if my brain doesn't give out). Sword Fic will have to wait another month or so.

[moonshynecybin]

do we overestimate how quickly and easily marc would forgive vale (now) do you think?

scream yeah the thing is i think he WOULD make nice with him irl but he would not forget. marc is good at pretending like he’s over things while they are still stabbing him directly in his 22 year old underbelly, and this is one of THE formative and damaging experiences of his romantic lil life… i also think vale would need to do some actual repentance/groveling before marc would believe that he meant it, and what that looks like between those two stubborn prideful competitive liar freaks boggles the mind (would it even be verbal. doubtful. would it be horny. undoubtedly.) BUT marc held on so long to him for a reason, and i do think internally he’s still a little bit like we are soulmates we are the same. identifies 2013 as the best year of his life. searching for a reason why they broke up and he’s like we got divorced because we are both aquarius. listing the best riders of all time and saying vale first. idk he’s a romantic he’s an optimist it’s still one of the only things that gets his feathers ruffled in interviews and i think if vale opened the door a crack he couldn’t help but see what it would feel like to maybe let him back in…

[hanzajesthanza]

the training montage in crossroads re-ignited a headcanon i had of geralt waking up and doing gymnastics, performing kickflips and mid-air spins around on a fencepost outside an hour before sunrise to ‘limber up,’ and bleary-eyed dandelion wrapping himself up in a blanket to be like "heyyy... what the hell are you doing 💖"