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wyrmposting · 6 months ago

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Another take on wyrmlord (grima x saruman) because for some reason they have not left my mind ever since @mace-waz-here brought them up as a crackship lol

#lotr #grima wormtongue #it might not be obvious but that is sarumans hand playing with grimas hair #grima has greasy limp hair #so i hc that anyone touching it in any affectionate capacity #does things to him #crack taken seriously #or is it…#saruman #this is a dom x sub situ lol

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swan2swan · 1 year ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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batcavescolony · 1 year ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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monkesupreme · 7 months ago

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a satisfactory answer for Selina

#bruce wayne #batman #selina kyle #catwoman #batcat #bruce #selina #mine #my art #i wanted to make the bat ears fold back SO badly but it looked too odd . unfortunately #wanted to put the collar ON HIM too but also it looked too out of place. SAD .#oh my GOD i forgot i could add IDs to these pictures now !!!#just finished adding that #i will see if i can do that for the other images i posted on this blog #anyway #thats her pookie bear.... her discord kitten...#who said that #this is what batcat is . to me . not that deep #just playful. selina gets to cause a little mischief whenever she wants and bruce gets be ouppy when he wants #thats just what the file names are LOL ouppy 1 2 and 3 #in another post i may feel inclined to expand on it instead of in these tags #just know that there are very few people he would let restrain him and she is one of them. they just vibe like that.#younger bruce DOES follow her like a little duckling for these kinds of things. older bruce is too miserable to do fwb w anyone anymore #so they just enjoy each others company and reminiscence #mm. alot of tags for a shitpost.

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 7 months ago

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bee gets to meet his idols

#transformers one #transformers #maccadam #shockwave #soundwave #bumblebee #b 127 #elita one #the high guard #i REALLLYY love the idea of soundwave being fond of bee 😭😭#that little thing that he likes #its really noisy but it likes him #soundwave likes him #starscream thinks hes really annoying but likes him only because of his pure unfiltered adoration #shockwave does not like him #LOOOL

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artsymeeshee · 7 months ago

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Just a silly idea

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #stan twins #sea grunks #sketches #my art #stan pines #ford pines #i know ford does this a lot #ive been guilty of the same thing lol #stan’s contemplation of: do i tell him or swindle him?#ah I’ll just swindle him #typical sibling shenanigans y’know #id in alt

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kensatou · 10 months ago

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meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):

#i saw that tweet and immediately had to message him: remember toilet hole????#this was about ten years ago but the most important thing you should know is:#he now does interpretation/translation for the local government #twitter #japan

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noodles-and-tea · 9 months ago

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Continuation of this

#trying to write bills cipher in character is harder than it looks #I HAD to finish this comic but I have so many other things to do so now I gotta go do that #it’s nearly 1am help #my art #gravity falls #twins in time au #Stan pines #Stanley pines #bill cipher #I think the idea of bill weaponising Stans fear of losing his brother is so interesting a concept #especially because he literally does lose him in the future #baby Stan having to atone for the actions of his future self when he just wants his cool brother to like him #:((((

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kokodrawings · 2 months ago

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Role reversal AU: Naruto as the ambassador of the shinobi nations

#naruto #naruto fanart #uzumaki naruto #naruto uzumaki #role reversal au #koko draws #this role reversal au is not just between Sakura and Sasuke's sanin teachers. Naruto and Sasuke also swap roles after the war #Sasuke becomes the Rokudaime Hokage -the Uchiha and the Senju finally united under his mandate- while Naruto wanders around #He has a lot of promises to keep and he can't do so as Hokage so he turns down the position.#the first thing he does after the war is have a long talk with Hiashi and the rest of the Hyuga clan heads #and makes sure to fulfill his old promise to Neji (who is alive in this au because what's that bs in canon?)#Neji takes after Hinata and starts to wear his headband around his neck now that he is free of the cage bird seal #after that Naruto wanders to Ame to help in every way he can #(Konan is also alive because her death was completely bs and we are ignoring canon here)#Naruto is a very powerful person and in a way his new role as ambassador transcends that of the Hokage.#He is fullfiling Jiraiya and his father’s dream of peace. He is also achieving his own childhood dream #now he is being recognized not only by Konoha but by the shinobi world in his entirety #He is the only person able to travel freely between all shinobi villages #All the doors are open for him. No matter where he goes he will be welcomed as if he were coming home.

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a1sart · 1 year ago

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if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.

Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone

He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT

He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him

and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.

Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #al talks about things #OUUGH HE'S MAKIN ME INSANE #he isn't blorbo yet #but he could be #anyway I've seen people say that he's freaking out because he's realizing he maybe does care #No???? that's not it???#He's scared because he just got the shit beat out of him by an angel???#He got reminded that there are things out there that are more powerful than him?#that's why he immediately jumps to trying to figure out a way out of his deal #because he wants to get out from under whoever is more powerful than him!!!#hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor

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thisdudedoesntexist · 2 months ago

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I had a fic idea but don't know where to go with it, so if you want to expand on anything feel free.

So, Danny's finally an adult who's off to college at Gotham (the STEM there is crazy for how many supervillains have doctorates). Since Vlad actually took the time to heal and grow past his issues and turned into the crazy Bi uncle he was supposed to be, Danny's got his college paid for.

In the form of $50,000 and an kinda ok motel near the upper west side.

He tried asking his former nemesis why he's done this but Vlad just told him it's so he has some "pocket change and experience".

Danny's been spending the past few weeks aceing his his STEM middling at literature and upgrading the motel into something actually decent.

His business seem to be attracting the strangest living too. That's saying something since he's got ghostly and living guests. Danny knew this place was cursed but still feels surprised every time they show up.

1st: A nice lesbian couple came on the first night cause one with green-ish skin named Pam according to the pale lady named Harley felt the vegetation get really excited when he came. He had about an hour of questioning on Ectology and who Undergrowth was.

2nd: A 10ft tall crocodile man named Waylon came in cause of Harley's recommendation, he looked like he'd run any moment. That night he made sure his staff wouldn't mistreat people like him and by the time croc left there was a glowing sign by the door about how different guests are to be treated with respect no matter how they look.

3rd: THE Red hood showed up asking about a kid who worked there. Her name's Zoe and when her parents reaction to their kid being trans was to kick her out of the house at 17. She biked to the motel to get some rest before catching the bus out of Gotham, got a job checking people in instead and has since found an actual family with the help of Amorpho a social worker Danny met a few years ago.

4th: the most recent event was when Gotham's play boy prince and his cousin Kate Kane stumbled in during his shift at the front desk. Mr. Wayne was pretending extremely well to be drunk while his cousin was wrangling him awkwardly. If Danny didn't have super senses he wouldn't have noticed he was acting, or the tracker added to his cuff when he was semi-forced to shake "Bruce, just Bruce. Everyone's always so stiff." Hand. The tracker had little legs and crawled under his shirt, creepy and fascinating.

#dpxdc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc comics #crossover #feel free to add on if you feel like it #danny runs a motel #Danny is never gonna have a normal life #Vlad may not be a creep anymore but he's still a bit crazy #ghosts are frequent but their good at hiding and keep to themselves #Danny spent a whole day knowing there was a spider-thing up his sleeve :(#Danny's staff doesn't discriminate between gender race OR species #Danny isn't hiding his other half just not advertising it either #Harley and Ivy know but they've sworn to secrecy to watch the drama #Red Hood brings runaways by every now and then cause he know their in good hands #Danny suspects he's been inducted into hood's gang #he basically has #Danny is the main heir to Vlad's company since Dan and Danielle are too young #not that Vlad told him-or that Danny won't split the company three ways when the other two are older #Danny's not the Ghost King yet-he's not ready #the ancients have the same plan for Danny that Vlad does

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jeyumi · 3 months ago

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Starscream’s job interview is going great! Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll get the position.

Starstay AU: 1 2 3 4

#Transformers #maccadam #transformers one #elita one #b 127 #optimus prime #starscream #starstay au #autoscream technically?#yeah anyways just ignore the acts of terrorism it was just a little oopsie in the heat of the moment. He's qualified otherwise #Does Elita deserve a terrible coworker constantly vying for her position?#No she doesn't but boy has she gotten it #the guy has NOT had access to the cybertron equivalent of soap and hot water for a while. He is staying whether they like it or not #and he is KEEPING his job as war general/tactician thank you very much.#sidenote: if i were him the first thing on my agenda would be to take a shower and then get absolutely plastered.

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alternativeulster · 2 years ago

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dont let anyone ever tell you the doctor who tv movie (1996) sucks. this is literally the best scene in all 60 years of doctor who

#eight is a creature who just does literally the first thing that crosses his mind in any scenario and you HAVE to like him #he dresses like oscar wilde he's a lesbian he has 97 mental illnesses he's banned from most public spaces #doctor who #dw #doctor who 1996 #paul mcgann #eighth doctor #8th doctor #all timer

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rodrawss · 3 months ago

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At peace🌊

#This blue does things to me #sanji #my art #fanart #one piece #digital art #God I love him so much #I just want him to be happy and at peace

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 23 days ago

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tfa humanformers

#tfa #transformers animated #prowl #tfa prowl #tfa bumblebee #bumblebee #this idea stemmed from me thinking about how their weapons would translate to a human AU #and i thought it would be the funniest thing ever if bumblebee just straight up had a tazer #he does NAWT use that thing for good bro #running away from blitzwing and his tazer is out of charge because he used it all on prowl IJBOOG:JKJMLGKM #btw not ship very sorry...#prowlbee is cute but i like the idea of them being brothers and think its 100 times funnier #im a sucker for family dynamics #grown man beefing with a teenager will never not be funny to me #i dont even blame him #prowl tazed. gif #😭😭#i love drawing bumblebee like a little kitty #no... im evil kitties...

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zhelin-thames · 6 months ago

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A Ghostly Text Mishap

Danny flopped onto his bed, phone in hand, glaring at the screen. Another long day of dealing with Vlad's manipulative nonsense had left him frustrated beyond belief. He opened his messages, found the contact labeled Trucker, and began furiously typing.

Danny: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time. The absolute NERVE of this guy. You’d think being half-dead would make someone LESS petty, but nooo, this man’s ego is bigger than the Ghost Zone.

Danny: He tried to "buy" my parents' company AGAIN. He offered to “help” with ghost containment tech but really just wants to snoop around for weaknesses in the portal.

Danny: AND he had the audacity to call me “Little Badger” like it’s a term of endearment. I swear, if I hear that ONE MORE TIME, I might go full ghost and dropkick him into the Fenton Thermos.

Satisfied with his venting, Danny tossed his phone onto the bed and buried his face in his pillow. Unbeknownst to him, he had made one critical mistake.

Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, was sitting in his safe house, polishing his guns when his phone buzzed. He glanced at the screen.

Unknown Number: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time…

Jason raised an eyebrow. “What the hell is this?” he muttered, scrolling through the tirade. By the time he got to “Little Badger”, he was smirking.

He typed back:

Jason: Kid, I think you’ve got the wrong number. Unless this “Plasmius” guy is a Gotham villain I’ve somehow missed.

Danny’s phone buzzed, and he rolled over to check it. His heart dropped when he saw the reply.

Danny: Oh no. This isn’t Trucker, is it?

Jason: Nope. But you’ve got my attention. Who’s Plasmius, and why does he sound like the type of guy I’d shoot on principle?

Danny hesitated, then decided to just roll with it.

Danny: Short version: he’s a half-ghost fruitloop billionaire who’s obsessed with ruining my life, becoming my creepy stepdad, and taking over the world. Think Lex Luthor but undead and ickier.

Jason burst out laughing, earning a curious glance from Roy Harper, who had just walked in.

“Who’s got you laughing like that?” Roy asked, setting down a bag of takeout.

“Some kid who texted me by mistake,” Jason replied, showing him the messages.

Roy skimmed them and snickered. “Plasmius? Sounds like a knockoff vampire villain.”

Jason’s fingers flew over the keyboard.

Jason: Okay, kid, you’ve officially got my interest. I don’t know who you are, but if this Plasmius guy’s half as bad as you say, I’ve got some creative ways to deal with him. You in Gotham?

Danny stared at the message, blinking. Who even was this guy? But... he did sound like he knew how to handle problems.

Danny: Uh, no. I’m from Amity Park. It’s kind of a supernatural hotspot, so I’ve got it covered. But thanks for the offer, I guess?

Jason smirked.

Jason: Supernatural hotspot? Kid, you’re talking to someone who’s been resurrected. Ghosts don’t scare me.

Danny froze. Resurrected? Oh no. This guy might actually know about the supernatural.

Danny: ...Wait, who ARE you?

Jason: Name’s Jason. Most people call me Red Hood. Ever heard of me?

Danny blinked, then groaned. “Of course. I text a vigilante. Just my luck.”

Danny: ...Yeah, I’ve heard of you. So, uh, thanks for not tracking this number and showing up at my house or something.

Jason: Yet.

Danny felt a shiver run down his spine.

Danny: That’s not funny, dude.

Jason: Relax, Little Badger. Your secret’s safe with me. For now. But hey, if you ever need help dealing with your undead billionaire problem, hit me up.

Danny sighed, shaking his head.

Danny: Sure. Thanks, I guess?

Jason leaned back, grinning as he saved the number under Ghost Kid.

“Roy, I think I just found the weirdest contact in my phone.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing,” Roy replied, tossing Jason a burger.

“Not bad. Just… different.” Jason chuckled. “Plasmius, huh? Sounds like fun.”

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